Season 1
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Oct 8, 2012
Wyatt Bernstein is reluctantly taken to a Build-A-Bestie store for his birthday and, while there, creates a boy-filled version of a Bestie, a puppet he names Crash, who comes to life as the brother he always wanted. Crash brings Wyatt some much needed "boy reinforcement" amidst a household of sisters - Amanda, Cleo and Jasmine, and helps Wyatt come up with a plan to get his own room. But, Crash's plan soon backfires, jeopardizing the relationship with his new brother.
Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Oct 15, 2012
Crash discovers Wyatt's phobia of bugs due to a past traumatizing Halloween incident and tries to help Wyatt overcome his terrible anxiety before Bug Day at school. But when Crash has an allergic reaction to an insect bite and visits the doctor's office, he uncovers a fear of his own. Meanwhile, Amanda desperately wants to see the new horror film, but Mel decides she has to see it first.
Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Oct 22, 2012
When Wyatt's intramural basketball coach quits due to Crash's relentless heckling, Crash steps in as the new coach in hopes of breaking their losing streak. But after he benches Wyatt and hires an NBA player, Crash learns that winning isn't always everything. Meanwhile, Cleo agrees to supply Wyatt's team with basketball jerseys and hires Amanda to work for her fashion company.
Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Oct 29, 2012
Crash decides to take on the toughest kid on his first day at school to establish his and Wyatt's reputation as the cool kids. When he succeeds, he lets popularity get the best of him landing them both in the Vice Principal's office.
Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Nov 5, 2012
After Amanda's Australian crush, Trey, invites her to his pool party, Crash goes overboard and decides that he, Wyatt, and Pesto need to look and act more like high schoolers in order to land an invitation too.
Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Nov 12, 2012
Mel leaves Amanda in charge when she has to go into work for the day, but Crash convinces Amanda that Mel in fact left Wyatt in charge, releasing her to go hang out with her friends. However, in Wyatt's hands, the house is in complete chaos and they must turn it around to prove that Wyatt is just as responsible as Amanda.
Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Nov 26, 2012
Crash and Pesto cannot get along because they both want to be Wyatt's one and only best friend. But when Wyatt encourages them to form a friendship, he finds himself being left out. Meanwhile, Crash and Cleo break Mel's sofa and try to find clever ways to keep her from finding out.
Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Jan 14, 2013
After Crash unknowingly takes items from a variety of people and places, Wyatt teaches him that it is wrong and has him return everything, starting with the prizes from the arcade. But on their mission, Wyatt and Crash run into trouble when they meet Doris, a con artist asking for donations.
Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Jan 21, 2013
The Bernstein's teach Crash about the wonders of the internet and technology, but his obsession with this newfound technology is temporarily interrupted by a complete blackout when an intense storm hits Portland. Without any power, the family is forced to participate in a competitive football game in the living room.
Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: Jan 28, 2013
At Jasmine's 6th birthday party, Crash falls for a puppet, Lola, who he believes is real and begins dating her. When Wyatt discovers that Lola's puppeteer is taking advantage of Crash, Wyatt must find a way to prove to Crash that she is not real.
Episode: 1x11 | Airdate: Feb 4, 2013
After Crash gets turned away from a roller coaster ride, he goes to extreme measures to make himself taller. Under orders from Mel, Wyatt attempts to make it to picture day without hurting himself.
Episode: 1x12 | Airdate: Feb 11, 2013
Mel forces Wyatt and Crash to hang out with their new neighbor Gerry, who turns out to be the most annoying kid in the world. As payback, Wyatt and Crash force Mel to spend time with the one person even more annoying than Gerry, his mom Gretchen.
Episode: 1x13 | Airdate: Feb 18, 2013
Crash strikes it rich when the Bernstein's neighbor, Ms. Lopez, moves away and leaves Crash her cats and a fortune in cash.
Episode: 1x14 | Airdate: Feb 25, 2013
Mel and the girls have fallen sick and it's up to Wyatt and Crash to care for them, especially as the guys won't be allowed to go on their big camping trip until they're feeling better.
Episode: 1x15 | Airdate: Mar 4, 2013
Wyatt finds himself in the cross hairs of the school bully, "The Slapper," after he stands up to him and refuses to give the bully his bike. Not one to give up, The Slapper captures Crash, but gets much more than he bargained for as it's soon unclear which of them is really the captive.
Episode: 1x16 | Airdate: Mar 11, 2013
Crash loses control and lets his jealousy get the better of him after Wyatt finds his old "Flex Fletcher" action figure. Cleo turns a tag sale into a money making business venture.
Episode: 1x17 | Airdate: Mar 18, 2013
Wyatt and Crash are prepping for a big presentation for history class when Crash is suddenly struck by lightning, leaving him with multiple personalities. Wyatt's sisters each bond with different Crash personalities, but Wyatt finds inspiration for his report when Crash becomes a Roman Gladiator.
Episode: 1x18 | Airdate: Mar 25, 2013
With a shared love of TV style pro-wrestling, Wyatt, Crash and Pesto join the middle school wrestling team. Wyatt discovers he actually has a talent for real wrestling, but Crash gets in the way when he insists on bringing his sensational pro-wrestling style into the ring.
Episode: 1x19 | Airdate: Apr 15, 2013
Wyatt creates a comic book featuring characters based on himself, family and friends, which Crash reveals to the entire school. The comic book is an instant hit but when Wyatt and Crash decide to turn the comic book into a movie, creative differences drive a wedge between them.
Episode: 1x20 | Airdate: Apr 22, 2013
Crash and Wyatt go to extreme lengths to complete their community service hours in order to graduate to 8th grade. Running out of time, the two go to work for Roland who has been put in charge managing the annual "Portland Day" parade, but Crash's misguided efforts only sabotage their hard work.
Episode: 1x21 | Airdate: Jun 25, 2013
Wyatt and Crash land a job at the local newsstand where Crash begins giving customers silly advice that somehow pays off. Crash becomes a local celebrity and even lands a book deal, while Mel tries to convince everyone that Crash doesn't know what he's talking about before things go too far.
Episode: 1x22 | Airdate: Jul 8, 2013
Crash buys a trucker hat at a monster truck rally which he believes brings him good luck. When the hat goes missing Crash and Wyatt begin an investigation to solve the mystery.
Episode: 1x23 | Airdate: Jul 15, 2013
Crash becomes obsessed with Wyatt's voice command "Cassie", barraging it with nonsensical questions. The boys are soon shocked when the actual Cassie shows up at their doorstep.
Episode: 1x24 | Airdate: Jul 22, 2013
Crash, Wyatt and Pesto stow away in Mr. Polous' van to join his "men only" camping trip with his buddies, but the weekend turns out nothing like they expected.
Episode: 1x25 | Airdate: Jul 29, 2013
Crash is in danger after Wyatt learns of a recall on Bestie dolls due to a combustibility issue.
Episode: 1x26 | Airdate: Jul 29, 2013
The boys realize they've been captured.
Season 2
Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Oct 7, 2013
As Crash reveals his new nose, Wyatt, Pesto and Crash soon find themselves in a turf war with a group of strange high school boys over their new hangout location.
Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Oct 14, 2013
Wyatt and Crash are excited for Halloween until a new series of rules threatens to turn the school into a Halloween-free zone. Wyatt vows to fight the power and leads a mission to save Halloween.
Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Oct 21, 2013
The boys are assigned to parent an egg for science class but Wyatt is forced to take matters into his own hands when Crash takes things too far and becomes obsessed with his egg. Meanwhile, Mel attempts to help Cleo master a sport so that she can pass P.E.
Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Oct 28, 2013
Wyatt, Crash and Pesto are set to face-off against Cleo's team in the school's big cup stacking competition. Things look good for Wyatt, until he has to rally his squad as Amanda distracts Pesto and Crash becomes obsessed with a toxic trash heap.
Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2013
Amanda pulls a sneaky prank on Cleo and Pesto, leading Cleo to team up with Pesto to seek prank vengeance. When Amanda learns of the revenge prank, she recruits Pesto for a preemptive strike on Cleo, and Pesto gets caught in the middle of a prank war between the girls. Meanwhile, Crash and Wyatt are mistakenly invited to join a fraternity on campus, but Wyatt has to come to Crash's rescue when the frat boys attempt to brainwash Crash to do their bidding.
Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Nov 19, 2013
Armed with newfound confidence after beating Wyatt in an arm wrestling match, Crash challenges tough guy action movie star Jake Mahoney to a match.
Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Nov 20, 2013
When Wyatt's father Karl Bernstein returns from his globetrotting adventures as a wildlife photographer, Crash and Karl compete for Wyatt's time and attention leading to a battle of one-upmanship that results in the destruction of Wyatt's school project.
Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Dec 3, 2013
As Hanukkah approaches, the Bernstein family teaches Crash the traditions of the holiday and explains that different cultures celebrate various holidays in many ways. Seizing the opportunity to make this holiday season their own, Crash and Wyatt create a new holiday that incorporates traditional elements and Crash's crazy antics.
Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Jul 7, 2014
Crash and Wyatt are grounded while Mel takes the girls out for the day. Jasmine is accidentally left behind and witnesses Crash and Wyatt destroying one of Mel's things. The guys spend the rest of the day trying to please Jasmine, so she won't tattle on them.
Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Jul 18, 2014
Wyatt, Crash and Pesto go on a fishing trip that lands them stranded on an island. Things go from bad to worse when Crash encounters what appears to be Bigfoot, and a determined Wyatt tries to capture a photo of the beast.
Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Jul 21, 2014
After Crash eats a book on how to be a mechanic, he develops the ability to fix vehicles and becomes "Grease Monkey" Crash. Wyatt and Crash take advantage of his newfound skills and open a vehicle repair shop.
Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Jul 28, 2014
Crash talks his way onto a space shuttle launch into space. During the flight, Crash accidentally flushes himself out of the shuttle and into space, and Wyatt jumps into action to save Crash.
Episode: 2x13 | Airdate: Aug 18, 2014
Wyatt and Crash get an opportunity to host a trial show on the school's television network. Desperate to try and increase ratings for their new show, "The Wyatt and Crash Show," they are forced to pursue some wacky ideas.