Swiss Toni - Episode Guide

Livid at the tactics of his arch-rival, Swiss employs a dubious director to make a TV commercial. Meanwhile, Paul has something to get off his chest.

Geoff and Swiss compete to sell an un-sellable car when they both realise that they need new sales techniques. Results are disastrous resulting in the destruction of Swiss' marriage, business and sanity.

Swiss decides that his wife, his mother and his staff all need motivating. However, his chosen solution - an evening at the bond-themed nightclub, "Flemings", doesn't quite live up to expectations.

After Geoff accuses Swiss Toni of being scared of women, Swiss is terrorised by a gang of drunken girls.

During a leaving do for veteran mechanic Dick Jones, Swiss learns that his old pal, macho salesman Trevor Webb, has run off with a younger man and set up in antiques.

Swiss is celebrating his huge new sign and salesroom when things go wrong. He is electrocuted when the sign is struck by lightning. Then his wife leaves him, forcing him to face the threat of living with his mother.

In a last ditch attempt to save his ailing car showroom, Swiss hires a troubleshooter, who soon has the whole business turned upside down. Also, Swiss's right hand man Geoff is seeing Swiss's estranged wife, Ruth.

Swiss has been thrown out by his wife who is having an affair with Geoff, so he's staying with his mother. When the opportunity to go speed dating with Miranda arises, he jumps at the chance.

Things are not great for Swiss, he's had to move to a smaller showroom, he's living with his mother and his business is dying. In his depressed state he harbours suicidal thoughts.

Whilst Geoff has been away the showroom has experienced one of its best months ever. Why does Peter Geilward keep buying cars? Swiss, Miranda and Paul have their own ideas.

Swiss Toni is offered his own TV talk show by a producer planning to make a fool out of him. Geoff's odd affair with Ruth struggles on.

When the showroom closes for rewiring the staff get a weekend off. Paul decorates Swiss' mother's flat, Ruth plans a dirty weekend with Geoff at the seaside and Swiss spends the night with Paul's mum.

Miranda's sister comes to stay and the three men in the showroom try to win her over by pretending to bond with her son.

Swiss is trying out yet another doomed promotion, only this time he's hired a robot, Fothergill 2000, in an attempt to attract customers.

Miranda takes Swiss on an imaginary date with a modern woman. Swiss does well, but what will he be like when he takes Ruth out on a real date? He decides to get Miranda to talk him through the real date using an ear piece.

The internet leads Swiss into dangerous waters. It's his birthday and he needs to win Ruth back by becoming a modern man.