King of the Hill - Episode Guide

Bobby is accidentally given a black eye when he is not paying attention in a ball game and then he gives Peggy a black eye throwing his baseball in the house and Hank is turned into child protection services for abuse.

When Peggy is recruited to teach a sex education class at school, Dale makes anonymous call to the Hill house trying to get her to drop the class. Hank gets bent out of shape about Bobby taking the class.

When Hank tries to introduce Bobby to one of his fond childhood memories by taking him on a Straight Arrow scout troop camping weekend, things don't go quite as planned. He has a run in with environmentalists, the park police and a friend turned traitor. While the guys are off having their misadventure, Peggy goes off to her special store for some foot care.n

Bobby messes with Hanks guitar and gets him upset, then Hank hits Willie Nelson with a golf ball at the local golf course.

Luanne breaks up with Buckley and Hank helps her through the breakup despite Peggy telling him how to handle her and what not to do. She then moves out and moves in with Boomhauer.

When Hank suffers irregularity, he must tolerate the embarrassment of a visit to the doctor and questions from his friends.

Hank and Peggy are happy at first, to meet their new Laotian neighbors. That is, until Khan's dog mates with Lady Bird then disappears. Peggy encounters conflict with Minh as well.

Hank must confront his visiting, war-veteran father when Bobby begins imitating Cotton's chauvinistic behavior.

Peggy competes in a Boggle tournament against urban snobs in Dallas while Hank and the guys plan on visiting a riding lawn mower convention.

Hank's anti-smoking lesson for Bobby leads to him and Peggy smoking again and becoming addicted to cigarettes once more.

Hank's relationship with Dale becomes strained when Hank tries to compete with Khan for best lawn on the block and fires Dale as his exterminator.

Bobby practices his kissing technique before his first coed party on Luanne's beauty class head and Hank goes balistic.

Hank takes Bobby to a firing range and learns that his son is a perfect shot.

Hank must rescue Peggy and Luanne when he gets the guys to help him fix up Luanne's mothers trailer and a tornado heads right for it.

Hank finds ancient artifacts in his front yard and ends up enduring an all-out archaeological dig that draws Peggy into it.

Hank and Bobby play a prank that is interpreted as the work of a cult.

Hank decides to change his fishing bait and when the bait store owner sends him to another person, Hank mistakes a corner crack dealer for the guy that is supposed to sell him the fishing bait.

When the Hill's have to start shopping at the Husky Boy's store, Bobby is asked to be a model for a line of clothes.

Hank and his pals challenge an annoying rock band to a game of paintball.

After Bobby and Connie are disciplined in school for cutting up in class, their parents crack down and punish them with home chores. Bobby and Connie get frustrated and runaway to the local caves and find themselves in whats known locally as the 'Boneyard'.

Hank must go to extremes to keep a national propane buyer's account from going to a competitor.

Bobby joins the wrestling team at Tom Landry Middle School. When Connie decides that she, too, wants to wrestle, Peggy uses Title IX of the Civil Rights Act to force the coach to give her a tryout. But the coach gets his revenge by pitting Connie against Bobby in a wrestling match. Bobby and Connie devise a little plan of their own to outsmart the coach's decisions.

Hank's mother comes to visit for Christmas with her new boyfriend, Garry. When Hank walks in on his mother and Garry having sex, he goes blind. Garry figures out the problem, and tries to help regain his sight, and they end up at a Faith Healing Church for answers.

Luanne finds puppets at a yard sale and starts a puppet show called the Manger Babies. Her show then interferes with Hanks plans for the Super Bowl.

A disappointed Hank takes a vacation to contemplate his future in propane after being passed over by Buck..

Peggy finds out that the story Hank and her have been telling everyone about their early relationship is a lie.

Kahn gets a condo down in Mexico and ends up inviting the Hills along to get them to help pay for it. Bobby and Connie try to get good fireworks while there.

Hank gets into an accident and is forced to attend a 'comedy' traffoc school.

Hank tries to clear his name when his credit ratings hits an all-time low and he is not allowed to buy a dryer on credit.

Cotton moves in with Hank after a fight with Didi, then he gets mad at Hank and moves in with Dale when Hank causes him to fail his drivers license test. Cotton then steals Santa Anna's leg to hold it hostage to get his license back.

Released from jail, Luanne's mother stays with the Hills and then starts to date Bill.

Hank is given the responsibility of hiring Strickland Propane's next employee and he ends up hiring a recovering drug user and gets Peggy mad at him because of the woman he did not hire in the junkies place.

Bobby takes a summer job as a vendor at the local NASCAR track working for a moron.

Peggy quits her job to stay at home and meets an angry female rocker while taking guitar lessons.

Hank looses his job at Strickland when Buck lays people off because of Mega Lo Mart selling propane. Hank decides to get even with Mega Lo Mart.

Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and tries to figure out how to deal with his fear of dying. Meanwhile, Luanne, who lost all her hair in the explosion, decides to become an activist like Sinead O'Connor.

Bobby starts dating Marie, a girl who's two years older than him. Bobby takes the relationship more seriously than Marie does, and is heartbroken when she dances with other guys. Marie decides to "move on" leaving Bobby an emotional wreck. Meanwhile, Hank and the guys find an abandoned couch in the alley, and grow to depend on it.

When Peggy starts writing "musings" for the local newspaper, the pressure gives her a headache, so she goes to John Redcorn for a theraputic massage. When she finds out that Dale's wife Nancy is having an affair with John Redcorn, she is so horrified that she decides to tell Dale about it.

Peggy starts going ballistic during Hanks attempts to get Lady Bird pregnant; Dale becomes a bounty hunter.

Hank and Peggy decide to try and have another child; Didi informs Cotton that she is pregnant and it becomes too much for him to handle and he takes off to Las Vegas.

Peggy competes in a beauty contest for the grand prize and is forced to make a tough decision.

Hank and the guys join a lawn mower focus group, which is disrupted by a minister and a car salesman.

Hank with Peggy's help, decides to take Bobby hunting only to find out that there are no more hunting permits available.

Hank and the guys stand watch over Bill when he becomes extremely depressed at Christmas time about Lenore leaving him and starts to consider suicide.

Trouble ensues when Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer become volunteer fireman.

Peggy impresses the principal of Bobby's school when she substitutes for a teacher and disciplines the class.

Bobby pleases his assistant coach father by joining the football team.

Hank sees a top secret project underway at the military lab where Kahn works and then tells the Alley guys about it.

Hank, Peggy and Luanne teach Bobby a lesson when he switches Luanne's birth control pills with candy when they start a get even with each other war.

Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and Peggy won't tell him. Meanwhile, Bobby is looking for a way to liven up his Sunday School report on Jesus, and when he sees the magician, he incorporates some of the tricks and patter into the report, calling it "The Amazing Jesus."

A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of "When Animals Attack".

Hank chaperons his elderly mother and her friends in a town filled with riotous students on spring break. While Hank is gone, Bill becomes a thorn in Peggy's side.

Bobby becomes a deli food aficionado and starts to develop gout when he is supposed to take Connie to a school dance; a X-ray of Hanks colon makes an appearance in a public place.

Hank wants the Dallas Cowboys training camp to relocate to Arlen and he involves everyone into a effort to bring them to the town.

Fed up with the way Dale takes care of things he borrows, the guys steal Dale's new riding lawnmower to teach him a lesson which sends him over the edge and up into a clock tower.

When the congregation welcomes it's new female minister with a potluck dinner, Bobby accidentally incinerates the church.

Peggy unknowingly smuggles drugs into death row when tutoring an inmate.

The town becomes angel-crazy after Luanne thinks she see's Buckley's angel bouncing on Kahn's trampoline.

Hank doesn't give Peggy the credit she's due when she becomes the star pitcher of his company's softball team.

Hank and Peggy decide to go parachuting when Peggy gets upset on their anniversary; Didi starts to have her baby when only Bobby is there to help her.

Peggys future hangs by a parachute cord because of a sky diving accident. Bobby is pushed to the brink when he has to take care of Cotton and Didi's new baby.

Peggy is mesmerized by Cotton's tales of heroics until she realizes they are partly tall tales.

When Bill's football record is broken unfairly, the guys find a way for him to try to get it back.

After Hank volunteers as a shop teacher, he is suspended for supplying his students with so-called weapons.

Kahn and Mihn go out of town and Connie stays with the Hills, Hank then becomes all out of sorts when he has to help Connie with a personal problem.

Hank must throw a football through a hoop to win $ 1 million during the half time at a Dallas Cowboys game. They drop Bill off at his family plantation in New Orleans on the way to the game.

The Hill family embarks on a trip to Montana to visit Peggy's mother and gets caught at the airport by severe weather that grounds all the flights. Several of Hank's neighbors also end up at the airport due to their holiday plans.

Hank rents a back hoe to help put a new septic system in for Bill and then meets a guy just like him named Hal at the megalo mart. His back alley buddies get jealous of the time Hank is spending with Hal instead of them.

Bobby friends a raccoon that has been getting into the family's trash and then when Lady Bird defends Hank, they worry that the raccoon may have rabies. Dale gets more paranoid than usual and goes native.

Hank is the voice of reason at the start of the holiday season as his neighbors and friends start worrying more and more about the Millennial bug causing civilization to collapse.

Bill requests a American flag that is going to be put to rest at the military base; Bobby has to turn in a essay to a teacher that does not like Peggy.

Bobby drives Hank nuts with his comedy routines when the Rodeo comes to town and he decides that a Rodeo Clown is what he wants to be.

Buck Strickland's wife boots him out of the house because of his womanizing, takes over Strickland Propane and starts flirting with Hank to get even with Buck for his impropriety's.

Buck attempts to frame Hank for Debbie's murder in order to protect his wife who he things may have killed her, Hank then has to defend himself to both Peggy and Sheriff Mumford.

Bobby accidentally see's Luanne in the shower and when he tells his friend Joseph about it, Joseph convinces Bobby to help him spy on her.

Luanne becomes frustrated with Hank always giving her rules to follow and when a neighbors house goes up for sale, she moves in and gets room mates to help with the bills.

Peggy becomes involved in a pyramid sales scam and ends up getting Bill involved as her star sales representative.

Buddhist monks arrive in Arlen and Bobby ends up being chosen as their reincarnated Lama instead of who Kahn believes should be chosen.

After Hanks regular barber goes nuts, Hank lets Bill cut his hair at the army base then gets a huge bill in the mail from the government for the haircut.

Bobby creates a singing group for Strickland Propane in order to entertain unruly crowd at a sale.

Nancy and Dale rekindle the romance in their marriage, leaving Nancy's former lover John Redcorn out in the cold.

During a drought, Arlen goes on water rationing and the town council votes to convert all toilets to low-flow toilets. Hank and his family discover a major problem with them and Hank tries to get the council to strike the low-flow law off the books.

When Hank and Peggy go bowling, Peggy has a big problem with the size of her feet. She then becomes unknowingly involved with a film maker who is running a fetish web site for feet.

Using Peggy's suggestion, her church group goes to a festival in Nashville, Tennessee where she hears country music star Randy Travis singing a song that she wrote and sent into him without giving her credit.

After talking Luanne into voting for the first time, Hank goes ballistic when he discovers that Luanne is going to vote for a man running for president on the communist party because she likes the way he dresses. Hank then meets governor Bush and has a crisis of his own.

Bobby becomes infatuated with Bucks lifestyle and becomes buddies with him. Buck then takes Bobby on a gambling spree and Hank has to track them down. Meanwhile, Peggy and Mihn become involved in a competition to see who can donate the most blood.

After spending time at his grandparents house, Bobby becomes more aware of being treated like a kid. Bobby then becomes more envious of Joseph who has just hit puberty and is physically changing. Meanwhile, Hanks latest garage project is to build coffins for him and Peggy.

John Redcorn tries to get closer to Joseph and Bobby ends up getting wrong ideas and decides Thanksgiving is wrong.

Peggy gets her big break when she is assigned to teach geometry at the high school. But she gets in trouble with everyone from her fellow teachers to the local Booster Club when she flunks Arlen High's star football player, David Kalaiki-Alii, the Flyin' Hawaiian.

Cotton and his war buddies loose their place and Cotton ends up taking a job at a swank restaurant.

Bobby becomes the new team mascot which makes Hank happy, but when it becomes time for the mascot to take a beating from the rival team, Bobby turns and runs breaking a long tradition.

Bill battling holiday depression and lonelier than normal starts responding to letters addressed to Santa that end up at the Post Offices dead letter box. He then starts buying expensive gifts for random children and things go downhill from there.

Hank starts getting more and more upset and it ends up with his mechanic giving his truck only 100 more miles to be driveable.

When Hank tries to get a specialty Texas Native license plate for his truck, he discovers that his mother gave birth to him at Yankee Stadium in New York while Cotton was obsessed with a attempt to kill Fidel Castro.

The guys are out celebrating Bill's birthday and while in a elevator they talk Hank into mooning people. However, Hank ends up mooning the ex-governor of Texas and Bill steps in and protects him. Peggy discovers cooking with Charcoal when they run out of propane while Hank is gone.

Bobby encounters a famous ventriloquist at a nursing home and after being given a dummy, first suffers Hank's frustration then frustration with his dad when Hank takes a obsessive shine to the dummy, who turns out to be a big sports fan. Dale becomes obsessed with flashbacks from his childhood and goes on a vendetta.

Peggy and Hank unknowingly take in a prostitute, Hank then tangles with her former pimp, Alabaster Jones.

Dale gets a new job when he reaches the point where he can not handle the toxins he is using anymore and gets a job with a local company where he quickly moves up the corporate ladder and is given the job of firing employees.

Luanne goes through a church ritual that makes her a virgin again and Hank finds out he was not the first guy Peggy was with.

Hank and Peggy find out that Bobby is allergic to dogs and then Bobby milks it for all it is worth.

Bobby takes up a new interest in environmental issues, provoked by a new teacher. When the cause rallies to drain the quarry, and rid it of all waste, Hank is dead set against it. Years earlier, while in high school, the gang wrecked Boomhauers car, and pushed it into the quarry, pleading ignorance. Bobby finds out, and lets Boomhauer in on the secret, just before they pull out 'Ol Betsy', to his horror.

When the station replaces Nancy with Luanne because she is younger, Nancy decides to get a facelift. Meanwhile, Dale comes up with a plan to get a large sum from the company that makes his cigarettes.

After Hank enters a lawnmower race, he starts having problems with his back. A trip to the doctor reveals that he needs what amounts to a butt support and the guys razz him.

Bobby fakes a kidney problem to be cool with the high school kids then drags Connie into his fantasy story.

After Bobby is forced to eat dirt by a older boy he takes a self defense class at the YWCA. He then becomes a bully and is punished by his dad.

Dale Gribble runs for president of the gun club again against Mad Dog. Peggy, Hank, Bill and Boomhauer come up with a plan to answer Gribbles add in Soldier Of Fortune magazine. Sending him on a mission to boost his confidence when he looses the presidency.

When Peggy supervises the Spanish classes field trip to Mexico, she accidentally brings a Mexican girl back with her believing the girl is one of her students. Hank is stopped by a female police officer and she thinks he is flirting with her.

Hank gets Buck Strickland out of jail and the judge assigns him to community service with Habitat for Humanity. Peggy and Dee Dee plan a extravagant Christmas dinner at the new house for the occupants. Hank has issues with Cotton.

Kahn tries to bribe bobby into breaking up with Connie but the kids come up with a plan and the scheme backfires on him.

Bill depresses Bobby on Valentines day while Hank and Peggy are out on the town. Boomauer gives Bobby advice on love so Bobby can impress Connie.

Bobby gets upset because he does not have any trophies. Peggy suggests that he can enter to carry the Olympic Torch through Arlen Texas. Hank ends up being chosen to carry it instead and accidentally drops it and puts the flame out.

Buck Strickland sends Hank to a Renaissance fair to get a new propane account. Peggy joins the group and then becomes upset about the treatment of the fair wenches and starts a resistance to King Philip.

Hank and the guys form a Bluegrass band with Connie as the fiddler. Kahn objects and tells her she can not play with their band.

Peggy starts to worry about how smart she is so she takes an online IQ test. She ends up being conned by the person who set the test up. She then gets the group together who did the IQ test locally and comes up with a plan to turn the tables on the Con man.

Cotton and his war buddy cronies loose their VFW due to lack of money. They are forced to move in with Hank and Peggy. Dale Gribble gets a falcon and tries to train the bird.

No one is getting sick and calling off work so Peggy can be called in. She then impersonates a nun at St. Ignatious to land a teaching job.

Bill gets upset about blacked out items in his military medical file. Dale sneaks in and takes photo's of Bill's file and shows it to everyone. Bill then gets extremely upset and drunk and steals a tank from the military base.

Hank and Dale realize that they do not have anything in common with their sons. Dale starts to obsess with Joseph having been fathered by an alien.

After Hank and the guys build a golf hole in the back yard, he is invited to join the Nine Rivers Country Club.

The guys try to buy Alamo beer and none of the stores have any. Peggy starts to work at Alamo as a Spanish Interpreter and finds out the reason. The guys later go to Mexico and by a carload of Alamo beer and find out themselves why there is none available at home.

Luann Joins a cult thinking it is a sorority, she drags Peggy in with her. Hank and the rest of the Rainy Street guys go Emu hunting for Buck Strickland and havoc ensues.

Hank invites Dale's gay dad to Dale and Nancy's wedding vow renewal, Dale thinks his dad is a woman chaser and is after Nancy.

After helping Nancy set up her new hot tub, Hank starts having a recurring dream about barbecuing naked with Nancy. When Peggy finds out, she freaks out and tries to cure the problem ending up at a nude beach.

A marriage proposal is made when Bill and Boomhauer compete for the same woman's affections.

Peggy tries to find ways to get the newspaper she writes for to pay for free trips, Cotton goes back to Japan to supposedly apologize to the families of soldiers he killed during WWII. Hank makes a startling discovery once he arrives in Japan.

Cotton gets so upset, he makes getting to the Emperor of Japan so he can spit on him his main mission in life. Hank and his new found brother have to stop him.

Hank stops Bobby from listening to some of the modern music he considers to be trash and ends up giving his approval to a boy band until he see's Bobby doing very suggestive dance moves at a concert.

Bill gets wrapped up in food eating contests when he becomes the center of attention. Peggy does everything she can to keep Bobby from finding out there are food contests out there.

Bobby meets a tough gal cousin of Connie's and gets drawn in to helping her make drugs thinking it is candy for a school science fair.

Hank is discouraged when Bobby takes a home economics course, until he starts to reap the benefits. Bobby learns to cook, clean and sew better than Peggy, causing a jealous streak that leaves Peggy a bit unstable during the holidays. After she takes off with the raw Thanksgiving turkey on Bobby's bike, Hank realizes that he needs to make ammends.

Hank and Bobby go head to head in a craze imported from Canada: dog dancing. Hank catches Bobby Dog Dancing with LadyBird, and he is furious. He demands that Bobby stop. Bobby takes on Connie's dog, 'Doggie' as his next partner, and they begin to train. Meanwhile, LadyBird lets Hank know that she wants to dance, so the competition begins, Old school vs. New age. When a competition comes to town, they showcase their talents, along with Bill, who purchased a Rottweiller that hates him.

Hank becomes obsessed with Bobby's new project of growing roses for show.

Hank discovers that Dale has dug a tunnel all the way from his home to under Hanks kitchen when he falls through the floor. He has to move out of his house until the floor is safe again and stays with the Gribbles. He is then cutting the wood and Dale puts his hand in front of the skill saw not paying attention and Hank cuts a finger off. Hank then has to take a anger management course when Gribble files charges.

Peggy persuades Hank to take over the lease for a local bookstore that is closing so she can be part of a exclusive book club.

Peggy forces Luanne to quit her job as a waitress, and then signs her up for a course on enterpreneurism. There she meets Trip Larsen, head of Larsen Pork Products. Trip takes an interest in Luanne, and she soon becomes his girlfriend. Peggy suspects that Trip may be crazy, but when she orders Luanne to break up with him, Luanne refuses and moves in with Trip at his mansion. Trip forcibly dyes Luanne's hair red and makes her dress in a milkmaid's outfit. Luanne discovers that he is trying to turn her into the Larsen Pork Products Girl, an advertising character his grandfather created.

The Mega Lo Mart has a pest-control problem, and the manager asks Hank to recommend an exterminator. Though fearing that Dale will screw it up, Hank reluctantly recommends him for the job, because he needs the work. The extermination process begins, and he soon suspects that the real culprit is not rats, not mice, but Mega Lo Mart spokesman Chuck Mangione. With hank's reputation on the line, he takes matters into his own hands.

Buck Strickland and his brother puts LuAnne into show fights, she is unaware that the fights are rigged. Peggy convinces Luanne to fight George Foreman's daughter Freeda in the ring.

John Redcorn worry's about Dales ability to raise Joseph and attempts to teach him in a round about way of his heritage. Dale decides that he is a Native American after having a vision.

Hank makes weekend plans without consulting Peggy, and the fallout drives them to a marriage counselor. The therapist learns that one of the couple's dreams is to own his-and-hers motorcycles, and suggests they buy one and share it in an effort to bring them together. His plan backfires when, on the advice of a middle-aged biker couple, the pair head to Sturgis, S.D., for an annual biker gathering. Hank refuses to share the driving with Peggy, fearing that he will be mocked, but when Hanks glasses get trampled, and he can't see...he has no alternative but to take a back seat.

Peggy, Minh and Nancy resolve to save an after-school program from being shut down, but political back-stabbing ensues when all three of them want to run for a seat on the school board. Each one turns on the other, and in the course of all of the trickery, they lose sight of what is important.

Hank gets frustrated with Bobby not doing what he is told and sends him to the Military Academy that Cotton Hill went to as a cadet.

Hank introduces Bobby to the world of propane and propane accessories, meanwhile, Bill straps weather balloons to a chair and attempts to fly with the assistance of Gribble and Boomhauer.

Buck Strickland looses Strickland North because of his gambling and his wife leaves him. Hank then turns him on to Jesus and Buck ends up with Luanne as his bible teacher much to Hank and Peggy's distress. Bobby becomes a food fancier while doing track.

Peggy takes over teaching the schools organic garden, then Hank gets involved. Meanwhile, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer get involved with collecting compost and Dale figures Bat guano will be perfect.

The guys boot Bill out of the group after catching head lice from him, Bill ends up in jail and Hank tries to help him.

After Ladybird attacks a black plumber, the man accuses the dog and Hank of being racist. Hank then sets out to prove that he is not racist and has to figure out why Ladybird attacked the man in the first place.

Dale calls upon a master exterminator when he has problems with pigeons in the neighborhood and can not get rid of them, Nancy starts to get jealous when they hit it off so well.

Kahn's mother starts doing maid work for people in the neighborhood and Kahn is aghast.

Hank is enthusiastic about Bobby's new hobby of cards, envisioning his son as an aspiring poker shark. But they're really tarot cards, and Bobby's fortune-telling brings him to a coven led by a nerdy thirtysomething who urges him to focus his energies on developing otherworldly powers and defying his father.

Boomhauer is thrown for a loop when his brother is going to marry the love of his life.

Bobby becomes involved with the church youth group who looks like a bunch of toughs and Hank freaks out.

Willy Lane a former Dallas Cowboy moves onto the street and the guys are awestruck. Bobby learns dirty NFL tactics.

Hank is ran ragged at work because of fellow employee call offs and Peggy, not listening to him decides that he has low testosterone after they take Bobby to the Doctor. She secretly slips Hank doses of testosterone and he starts going through puberty again.

Peggy accepts a tutoring job in Mexico helping actor Monsignor Martinez's children prepare for the SAT's; Luanne takes on Peggy's homemaker duties while she is gone and drives Hank nuts.

Hank is looking forward to being on the parade of homes until his latest project ends up with the house being declared uninhabitable.

Hank and Bobby hit the road in an 18 wheeler to deliver a load of his mothers furniture out to Arizona for her. The guys stow away in the back of the trailer without Hanks knowedge. Meanwhile, Peggy and Luanne write a Christmas carol to make money.

After becoming inquisitive about how much money the family makes, Bobby decides that he will do some investigating of his own. After seeing some old paperwork in the garage, Bobby determines that Hank is a rich miser. Feeling that Hank is just being greedy, he goes on a shopping spree with Hank's emergency credit card. Meanwhile, news of Hank's hidden wealth spread through the alley and out about town.

Peggy designs art for Strickland Propane when Hank can't find anything decent at the local art shops then her work is picked up by a art dealer. Dale discovers the joy of owning a suit of armor.

Hank gets rattled by a new co-workers smutty comments; Dale quits smoking but takes up chewing tobacco.

Bill poses as a gay man at a hair salon to help Luanne with her new job.

Hank with the family and the guys go on their annual camping trip where he tries to teach Bobby how to live off the land. Hank then has to deal with a Horde of hippies and the guys craving for hamburgers. Then Bill goes native.

Peggy overcomes obstinate coach Jo Rita to lead the cheerleading squad and fulfill her dream.

Hank's hero, NHRA driver John Force, needs a organ transplant and Dale has a compatible kidney. Bobby does comedy morning announcements over the school's PA with Peggy's help.

Arlen is hit by rains and flash floods, during the heavy rain Hank must save Arlen at the dam; Bill enjoys newfound confidence when he becomes a emergency leader.

Peggy gets frustrated when Cotton is left at the Hill's house; When Cotton becomes head of the new neighborhood watch program C.O.P.S. he becomes a threat to Dales new security company.

After Tom Landry Middle Schools new history books leave out the Alamo, Hank helps plan a re-enactment of the Battle of the Alamo so Bobby can get the credits he needs to not take summer school. Meanwhile, Peggy takes Flat Stanley on a photographic adventure.

When Hank tries to enter the Texas State Grill Off, he discovers that they do not allow the use of propane. Hank then starts a protest with Louanne's help. Meanwhile, Peggy, Nancy and Minh try to get into a house that is for sale to see where a murder was committed.

Hank gets flustered because of Bobby watching so much TV. Bobby's knowledge of pop culture then leads him to being chosen to be a member of the school Quiz Bowl team and he helps to take them to the Championships. Bobby then begins to buckle under the stress.

Hank has major back pain that prevents him from working and ends up getting disability for not being able to work. The agent believes he is faking his injury in order to stiff the government.

Kahn decides to be a beer drinking, El Camino driving, ATV riding redneck when Connie is rejected by a prestigious school.

Given the choice between shop class and counseling his peers, Bobby opts for the counseling sessions in hopes of meeting girls.

Peggy returns home to Montana after receiving a phone call from her mother, only to discover that the family may loose the land because of taxes and Henry Winkler.

With Christmas just around the corner, the Hills are just starting to get things rolling for the Holiday season and they receive a visit from elderly Ms. Wakefield who lived in their house as a child.

Hank cleans up Cotton's mess when, after he inherits $ 10,000 Cotton is suckered into buying a time share down in Mexico.

Hanks wish is granted when Bobby accidentally shoots a garden gnome Peggy put in the front yard.

Hank battles through a mountain of red tape to get his new drivers license corrected; Dale becomes pro-U.S. after losing a belief in conspiracies.

Right before they due to leave for vacation, Hank agrees to serve his country by caring for a soldiers pet after seeing Bill with a nice Golden Retriever.

Hank becomes very uncomfortable when his co-worker Enrique starts having problems at home and forces his way into Hanks personal life.

Hank discovers that their homeowners insurance has lapsed and they declare a state of emergency to protect the house from disasters. Dale plays with bee's.

When the Tom Landry Middle School football team has to forfeit a game due to poor field maintenance, the booster club resolves to replace the school's elderly groundskeeper, Smitty, and Hank resolves to help him keep his job by secretly doing upkeep on the field. Meanwhile, Luanne starts dating a redneck named Lucky, much to Peggy's dismay.

To pay off her credit card debt, Luanne takes a second job: skating with a roller derby team. Peggy ends up joining the team as well and the two of them get in even more financial trouble when they try to start their own team on borrowed money.

Buck Strickland chooses Hank to plan the companys big event and John Redcorn tries to talk Hank into hiring his hard rock band. When he is turned down, Redcorn decides to have a casino built as a venue for his band to play at, however he is unaware of Texas law relating to gambling.

In an effort to both impress Joseph and to protest a smoking ban in Arlen, Dale goes from bar to bar disguised as the Smoking Bandit.

When Nancy Gribbles weather report is wrong, the station gets new equipment in and replaces her as weather girl with a knowledgeable meteorologist. She then goes to extreme measures to remain as part of the news team. Bobby is hassled by a fellow student who finds numerous strange ways to scare him.

Hank encourages Bobby to join the track team but the coach uses Bobby to motivate the other runners.

Bill ends up joining an all mail chorus and the guys support him until he becomes obsessed with the group and stops reporting for duty at the Army base.

Hank ends up going with the guys when they try to sneak out of town for a guys weekend without him. He finds out they think he is uptight and he tries to prove he is not and ends up going overboard in the process.

Hank thinks delivering papers in the morning would be a great job for Bobby and ropes him into a deliver job when he finds out the new owner of the newspaper is going to be hiring local children. Meanwhile, Peggy is hired by the same newspaper to write a helpful tips column.

After the Hill's become sick and Bill nurses them back to health, he feels the need to help others and he turns his house into a halfway house. Hank then becomes determined to find them a different permanent residence.

Hank and Peggy get all excited about saving the Tea Kettle rock formation because it is a historical spot in Arlen. Then Hank discovers the real historical aspect of it and how the town was founded.

Hank reaches the point where he can't stand Bobby's jokes any more so he enrolls him in clown class at the local community college.

The back alley guys build a swimming pool for Khan then Khan starts to fear that he is losing his Laotian heritage so he joins Ted Wassanasong's army and gives up his creature comforts.

When Hank and his softball team play in a charity game against a better team, Hank takes it a bit too seriously.

The school holds a job fair and Hank tries to hold a place for Bobby with Strickland but Bobby pokes along. Bobby ends up shadowing a man who's business shocks both Hank and Peggy.

When Kahn buys the local car wash and runs it into the ground, Strickland becomes his business partner and gets Hank to join the car wash team.

Buck Strickland embarks on a propane price war with Thatherton and two other rivals, and hires the guys from "American Chopper" to boost sales at the Propane Expo. When the 'war' goes too far, and the companies are all losing profit, Hank takes matters into his own hands, and calls a meeting. Unfortunately, the owners decide to 'price fix' and get caught. Meanwhile, Lucky and Luanne wait for Brownville Station tickets, in line 6 days before tickets go on sale.

The Hills are late to church and a new family has taken their pew. Hank becomes upset and starts looking for another church to attend. Peggy becomes involved with being a assistant at a new church.

Buck Strickland finds himself banned from his favorite strip club and he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a fun place to work to compensate.

Bobby meets a young freeloader when he gets a job to pay for a pair of trendy jeans and realizes there could be a easier way to get the pants.

The Hills get some liberal neighbors; Hank tries to come up with a plan to put the neighborhood bully in his place; Meanwhile Dale informs Peggy he has picked up the hobby of taxidermy and Dale and Peggy enter a contest.

Lucky has big ideas about Luanne who makes a major announcement; Peggy tutors Lucky so he can get his GED.

Peggy befriends Carolyn, a woman she has met at a clothing store. Carolyn views her as the epitome of womanhood then Peggy discovers she is not what she seems.

Lucky gives Bobby a snake for a pet causing Hank to freak out, then the snake slithers down the toiler and Hank turns to Animal Control for help.

Bill becomes despondent because his family is almost gone and he does not have any children and teaches Bobby his family's secret barbecue sauce recipe.

Luanne accepts a invitation to go to her high school prom after Lucky ditches her to go Stumping with the guys.

Cotton decides to give his old car that Hank loves to Cousin Dusty Hill of ZZ Top, who shows up with a film crew.

After loosing her job, Peggy finds work at Arlen's largest real estate broker. Hank tries out a great set of golf clubs then finds out they were used in a murder.

After Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he becomes immersed in church activities and becomes involved with Reverend Stroup.

Bobby trains for the presidential fitness test; Hank discovers a video game about propane and can not stop playing the game when Buck gets him started on it for work.

Peggy befriends a couple in order to sell real estate, but they end up scamming her. Dale receives a surprise visit from a person who's identity he has been using for years.

Nancy's unresolved feelings for John Redcorn turn into stress and she starts loosing her hair. Dale thinks he has been transported through time.

Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and develops a bad attitude. Hank and the gang have to come to the rescue.

Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for Luanne and Lucky's wedding.

Bobby becomes interested in watching football on tv so hank takes him to a Longhorns game where Bobby ventures into a retired Nebraska quarterback's VIP suite.

Bobby starts holding protests at school to impress a girl he likes, beginning with the school soda machine.

Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school's annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill, Dale and Principal Moss were once "Powder Puff Boys" themselves. However, the boys learn that Peggy and the PTA Are trying to put a stop to the tradition.

Bobby and Joseph are bullied when Hank takes them to a local water park and gets them summer passes. Boomhauer tries to save the day. Bill becomes the Heat Waver by accident.

Cotton volunteers to baby-sit Bobby so Hank and Peggy can go to an upscale restaurant.

After buying unsavory steaks, Hank visits the town co-op in search of better meat to cook.

The planning committee cancels the schools carnival, enraging the student body; Lucky catches a flying disk made of barbed wire.

Dale makes himself a land canoe and then runs into Kahn and Minh's rose bushes;. They then decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors. Minh then practices shooting with Dale's gun club so her family can join the Nine Rivers Country Club.

Peggy and Nancy are discussing Dale and Peggy ropes Hank into accompanying Dale on a vacation to learn different trades; Peggy, Bill and Khan try to create a internet video while Hank and Dale are gone.

Hank comes home from Bobby's ball game and discovers that the house has been destroyed. He then finds out the reason for it and seeks the help of a spiritualist to help with the problem.

Hank takes action when the city's council puts a ban on the sale of food that contains trans fats, which forces Sugarfoot's Restaurant out of business. Buck and the other employee's of Strickland's starts a food truck then gets in a war with another service.

Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene, who has returned to Arlen after a few years. Dale decides there is something strange about Charlene's daughter.

When Hank learns he has overpaid for every car he has ever bought since he started driving, his bid for justice ends with exploding cars and an arrest.

Hank reluctantly agrees to speak at Inez's quinceanera; Enrique blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood when she sells property to hipsters.

Relationship expert Stephens Davies makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills. Dale decides everyone needs a soundtrack when they do things.

Khan's father-in-law visits the family and makes him feel like a failure.

Peggy hires a "Hollywood" family to replace the strange occupants of a house she needs to sell within 2 weeks.

Dales son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School.

After years of birthdays gone wrong, Peggy plans a murder mystery encounter dinner on a train hoping to break her streak of bad luck.

A man vows revenge when Hank accidentally takes his wallet, Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school. Dale comes up with a plan to get money by working at a "Hooters" type restaurant.

When Bobby want's to help his dad build a boat, Hank ditches his old team of Bill, Dale and Boomhauer for the Regatta boat-building competition.

Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two strike felon, comes to town and commits another crime; Luanne's husband Lucky feels sorry for Hoyt and takes the blame.

Unwilling to change his eating habits, Bill is diagnosed with diabetes.

Dale, in an attempt to impress the ladies, organizes an Earth Benefit concert after charging Buck Strickland for carbon offsets.

The Hill family and the rest of the neighborhood visit the City Council to protest when Ted Wassonasong tries to build a McMansion on Rainy street when a neighbors house goes up for sale.

Hank gets upset with the My Space page that Donna creates for Strickland Propane; Dale gets a pig so he can go truffle hunting and he takes Bill and Bobby on the Big Tuffle hunt adventure.

Bobby is identified as special at school when there is a problem with the tests and no child left behind. He is then placed in a class where he no longer has to do any homework or take the standardized tests.

Peggy plays the stock market with with Minh and Dale and take advantage of Bill in the process, hoping to earn enough money to buy a new Flat Screen TV.

When Hank and Bobby decide to get involved with a boys outdoor club called the Order of the Straight Arrow, Hank clashes with the Arrowmaster.

When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky asks his sister Myrna and her children to the party. Lucky's sister then starts taking over. Bill falls for a fast food drive through order taker and tracks her down.

Hanks boss, Buck Strickland asks Hank to accompany him to the National Propane Gas Convention.

Hank and Peggy go out together on a date night and forget to pick Bobby up. He then uses their guilt to pit them against each other for his attention so he can get gifts. Meanwhile, Dale decides to become Survivor Man and tries to live off the land.

Hank and the guys end up in a rematch football game against the team they lost the State Championship to back in high school, during practice Hank breaks his nose and goes to a surgeon who fixes and makes it better than it was.

Peggy becomes friends with Katt Savage, the coolest and most glamorous mother at Bobby's Cotillion classes. Meanwhile, Hank discovers a new sandwich shop that becomes his favorite food joint.

Nancy leaves town for a job in Dallas and starts climbing the corporate ladder by any means possible. With Nancy gone, Dale starts preparing for a ice age. Bobby and Joseph go security crazy.

Bobby sees the error of his ways after going to church with Lucky, meanwhile, Hank and the guys prepare for the 4th of July and battle with men from the next street over from theirs for the best fireworks.

Hank receives a box of his late fathers personal effects from Didi and a bizarre list of last requests from Cotton that he has to follow.

Hank is vilified by a Little League coach when he tries to be realistic about Bobby's below-average baseball skills.

Luanne creates a franchise around her Manger Baby puppets and becomes a children's performer.

Hank and the guys deal with less than agreeable visitors when Boomhauer trades homes with a Canadian family for the summer.

A trio of older girls befriends Bobby, and Hank worries that Bobby is being emasculated.

Bobby joins the local college's meat cutting examination team after he discovers that he has a talent for identifying cuts of meat.

Hanks mother announces that she has decided to marry a an Hank has never met and move into a recreational vehicle.

To relieve his loneliness, Bill takes in some roommates, including Principal Moss.

After getting into an argument with Joseph about the girl he has been dating, Dale commits himself to a mental institute.

Kahn's bouts of manic depression threaten to derail Hanks plan to build a tricked out barbecue grill for Strickland Propane's upcoming event. Bobby has problems understanding his dads old comedy albums.