Season 1
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Jan 21, 2012
Matriarch Kitten Dowden schedules a day for the whole family to check out the local country club in the hopes that they can gain membership to the upper crust of Shreveport. Will the Dowdens ultimately be the right fit for the swanky hangout?
Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Jan 28, 2012
Gerald Senior is hit-up for investment money by Thomas and Albert. Thomas, wants to open his own Tae Kwan Do school, and receives a investment money from his deep-pocketed papa.
Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Feb 4, 2012
Kitten is determined to find a one-of-a-kind pet for Valerie's daughter Nikki after the tragic death of her cat "Booey," so she tries to purchase a tiger at the local exotic cat sanctuary.
Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Feb 11, 2012
Valerie's daughters seem determined to run their mother into the ground! Jessica tricks her grandfather into paying for a tattoo, and when Valerie and Gerald Sr. find out, they make sure the punishment fits the crime.
Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Feb 18, 2012
Kitten has commissioned a family portrait and everyone cashes in to look picture perfect. Albert gets some fancy new teeth with a few blingy surprises. Valerie takes a pair of breast implants for a test drive.
Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Feb 25, 2012
The Dowden men step up their game with the ladies! Gerald Sr. must come up with the perfect way to celebrate the anniversary of his first date with Kitten.
Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Mar 3, 2012
Go back to the best of the best, the creme de la creme, the top moments of this season of Bayou Billionaires.
Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Mar 10, 2012
During a routine physical exam, Gerald Senior's doctor informs him that he desperately needs to lose 20 pounds.
Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Mar 17, 2012
The Dowdens invest in some new art and inspire Albert to begin making some art of his own. Gerald is immediately taken by Albert's "work" and wants to become his first patron.
Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: Mar 24, 2012
Albert believes aliens are out there and coming for him! In an effort to make alien contact, Albert devises a plan that involves an old travel trailer, giant speakers and his guitar!
Episode: 1x11 | Airdate: Mar 31, 2012
Gerald Sr. won't let the Dowden ladies take part in the family camping trip! An angry Kitten strikes back and treats the females of the family to a weekend in Beverly Hills.
Season 2
Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Sep 15, 2012
It's "Holiday in Dixie" time in Shreveport and Gerald Sr.'s got a big idea to surprise Kitten, so he recruits the Dowden men to build a spectacular float for the annual holiday parade.
Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Sep 22, 2012
Dalton's senior prom is around the corner, but he has no interest in going. Kitten and Gerald decide to throw a prom in his honor while Grandpa sets out to find his own prom date.
Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Sep 22, 2012
The Dowden family is prepping for storm season, and Gerald Sr. is going to use their "mailbox money" to make sure he's ready for anything.
Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Sep 29, 2012
Chantel and Albert's trip to beauty school leads to a new career in "Extreme Dog Grooming." After a friendly wager, Gerald and Thomas are determined to build Louisiana's largest mailbox on their property—and their wives are determined to stop them!
Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Sep 29, 2012
Nikki and Valerie have entered the Dowdens into the "Bayou Boogie Battle," a local family dance competition—but the Dowdens don't dance! Kitten comes to the rescue and hires the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders as the family's new dance coaches.
Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Oct 6, 2012
Gerald brings home a donkey named Jack to mate with Kitten's prized horses, so he can breed his very own spotted mule. The Dowden women strap on their skates and enter the world of competitive Roller Derby as the Well-En-Dowdens!
Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Oct 6, 2012
Kitten has to beg, borrow, and bribe in order to recreate the Softball Championship Gerald Sr. lost 23 years ago. Chantel and Albert stay with Kitten and Gerald and quickly prove to be the house-guests-from-hell!
Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Oct 13, 2012
The Dowden Family begins production on SHREVEPORT SAMARAI—a Kung Fu Zombie epic screen written by Thomas. But production goes awry when Gerald names himself director and takes control.
Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Oct 13, 2012
The Dowdens travel to New Orleans so that Kitten can see about buying a Bed and Breakfast—and the Dowden men are not pleased! Gerald Sr. and the boys scheme in order to make Kitten give up on the big purchase.
Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2012
Jessica is ready to move off the Dowden Compound and live on her own but Val and Kitten aren't quite sure she's ready. So, Momma and Grandma test Jessica with household chores to see if she's ready to take care of herself.
Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2012
Kitten and Gerald Sr. decide to renew their vows with a big beautiful wedding on the Dowden Compound. The kids all agree to pitch in and help out but their plans all backfire.
Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Oct 27, 2012 (60 min)
In this 1 hour season finale, Gerald Sr. and Kitten bring the whole family down to Hawaii for their honeymoon but everyone has a different interpretation of rest and relaxation.