Season 1
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Oct 14, 2001
In the series pilot, Euan invites Mike's girlfriend, Liz, to move in with them---a proposition that makes Mike nervous. To retaliate, Mike invites two of Euan's gal pals to their housewarming party.
Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Oct 21, 2001
When Mike and then Liz contract a certain sexually transmitted condition, Mike blames the assumed originator---Euan. The irritating malady hampers both Mike and Liz's anniversary dinner and Euan's date with a friend from college.
Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Oct 28, 2001
Liz finds out about Mike's stash of adult videos and is surprisingly okay with it---so okay that she offers to watch some with him. But the sexy adventure in cinema turns out to be a bit of a let-down for Mike. Euan, meanwhile, endeavors to impress his incredibly jaded girlfriend (Tammie Vanderpool).
Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Nov 4, 2001
On a night out with Chau and Euan, Mike repeatedly rejects women in favor of being faithful to Liz---who ends up kissing an old flame during the same evening. Also, Chau gets angry at Euan for constantly stealing prospective dates.
Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Nov 11, 2001
Euan's quest to find a steady girlfriend lands him Ginger (Kristen Miller)---an artist who Mike believes is taking Euan for all he's worth. Meanwhile, Liz proves to Mike that her revealing clothing makes him uncomfortable.
Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2001
When Liz and her wild, flirty friend (Perrey Reeves) stay at the apartment for the weekend, Mike hopes for a ménage à trois. Euan, who has resolved to remain celibate with his current girlfriend, serves as Mike's mentor. Angelica: Sarah Shahi.
Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Nov 25, 2001
Mike's strange parents (Stephen Tobolowsky, Mary Gross) visit, allowing Mike to finally bond with his erstwhile, emotionally distant father. Unfortunately, Euan finds Mr. Platt in a compromising position with another woman.
Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Dec 9, 2001
Finding it difficult to keep up with the incredibly successful Euan, Mike tries to solve his money woes by taking on a second job at Chau's restaurant. Euan offers to help, but Mike refuses any more financial aid from his roommate.
Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Jan 6, 2002
After a co-worker spreads a rumor that he's gay, Euan is troubled upon learning that people don't have a hard time believing it. Mike, meanwhile, is overjoyed upon meeting Liz's unexpectedly unimpressive ex-boyfriend (Matt Price).
Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: Jan 13, 2002
After Mike learns of Liz's wild past, he decides to make up for lost time by doing the crazy things he missed out on when he was younger.
Episode: 1x11 | Airdate: Jan 20, 2002
In dire need of a job he actually enjoys, Mike seeks advice from a decidedly unreliable career counselor (Jason Biggs). Euan, meanwhile, concentrates his efforts on trying to win over their new neighbor, a B-movie actress (Jessica Collins).
Episode: 1x12 | Airdate: Jan 27, 2002
Mike's increasing comfort level with Liz leads him to engage in behavior she doesn't entirely welcome. Meanwhile, Euan resolves to avoid a woman (Whitney Dylan) who routinely shows up in his life to break his heart; and Status Quo works on new song lyrics with Chau.
Episode: 1x13 | Airdate: Feb 10, 2002
Sick of living with Euan, Mike decides to stay at Lauren's for a while. As revenge, Euan invites Chau to live in Mike's room. The unlikely duo get along well, until Chau's behavior gets out of hand.
Episode: 1x14 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2002
After Mike and Euan say that his "posse" is a bunch of yes-men, Status Quo fires them and invites his neighbors to hang with him. Unfortunately, he treats Euan more like a slave than a friend. Dustin Diamond ("Saved by the Bell") has a cameo.
Episode: 1x15 | Airdate: Feb 24, 2002
In order to get women to notice them more, Chau and Euan pretend to be in a rock band; Mike irks Liz when he drunkenly proposes marriage and then forgets all about it.
Episode: 1x16 | Airdate: Mar 3, 2002
Mike and Chau start going to a gym where a lot of nude men hang out; Euan dates Liz's hearing-impaired friend (Shoshannah Stern), who turns out to be less friendly than anyone realizes.
Episode: 1x17 | Airdate: Mar 31, 2002
Mike tells Euan to stay away from an attractive visiting friend (Jenna Fischer), explaining that she is his "backup girl," should things not work out with Liz. Meanwhile, Chau pulls out all the stops to try to win a contest for a big-screen TV.
Episode: 1x18 | Airdate: Apr 7, 2002
Liz sets Chau up with her equally bizarre roommate, creating a romance more ridiculous than anyone could have imagined. Meanwhile, Euan lies about his age in order to date 45-year-old woman (Tanya Roberts).
Episode: 1x19 | Airdate: Apr 14, 2002
Chau's new girlfriend (Shannon Elizabeth) is a hazard to his health---she keeps getting him beaten up by strangers. Meanwhile, irresponsible dog-sitters Mike, Euan and Liz watch Status Quo's treasured canine.
Episode: 1x20 | Airdate: Apr 21, 2002
Increasingly self-conscious about his natural look, Euan goes to see an eccentric urologist (Eugene Levy) about a circumcision. Meanwhile, Mike spruces up his appearance for Liz.
Episode: 1x21 | Airdate: May 19, 2002
Euan looks for a way out of the limelight when he gets trapped in a relationship with a roomie from MTV's "The Real World." Meanwhile, Mike gets a job on the set of an adult film; and Liz and Status Quo start hanging out together.
Season 2
Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Sep 19, 2002
Mike (Eddie Kaye Thomas) decides to break up with Liz (Lauren Stamile), but puts it off because of her recent string of bad luck. Meanwhile, Euan (Sean Maguire) dates a kinky woman (Sarah Lancaster); and Chau (John Cho) rallies to save a canceled TV series.
Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Sep 26, 2002
Desperate to get the cash together to buy a nice birthday present for Liz, Mike goes with Chau and puts money down on illegal cockfighting. Meanwhile, Euan and Status Quo compete for "alpha male" bragging rights.
Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Oct 3, 2002
Carmen Electra invites Mike to her apartment, where he promptly creates an embarrassing---but reversible---situation. Euan and Chau agree to help clean up his mess.
Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Oct 10, 2002
Eugene Levy reprises his role as Mike and Euan's dorky urologist, who's now a resident of their apartment building. The guys worry about the weird M.D.'s interest in being their buddy, until they discover he attracts women.
Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Oct 17, 2002
Through flashbacks, Liz, Status, Mike, Euan and Chau take turns recounting memories of their "first times."
Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Oct 24, 2002
Mike's dorky friends from high school come to visit, making Euan feel like the not-so-odd man out. Meanwhile, Status makes a date with Liz.
Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Oct 31, 2002
In a competition to prove whether it's simply Euan's English intonation that attracts all the women, Mike and Euan switch accents. Meanwhile, Chau dates a homeless woman (Vicki Davis) who is not entirely sane.