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$#*! My Dad Says - Episode Guide

Season 1

Pilot

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Sep 23, 2010

Pilot

Henry gets laid off from his job and decides to see if he can borrow money from his father Ed. Meanwhile Ed must work to get his driver's license again after he forgot to renew it.

Wi-Fight

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Sep 30, 2010

Wi-Fight

When Henry wants to get an Internet connection hooked up for the house, Ed forbids it, but Henry doesn't give up. Bonnie has a rash on her breast and asks Ed, who is a doctor, to take a look so he can diagnose it.

The Truth About Dads & Moms

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Oct 7, 2010

The Truth About Dads & Moms

After Ed takes Henry out to an early dinner one night, they bump into Tim, who was fired for forging Ed's driver's test. Henry disagrees with Ed on what should be done to fix it. Meanwhile Bonnie gets an expensive make-up job and is determined to make it last to get her money out of it. Also Vince tells Henry of what really happened when they were younger.

Code Ed

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Oct 14, 2010

Code Ed

At the coffee shop, Henry manages to pluck up the courage to ask the attractive cashier out on a date. Her condition is that it is a double date with her Aunt, and Ed.

Not Without My Jacket

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Oct 21, 2010

Not Without My Jacket

Ed gets upset when Henry uses his coffee mug without permission, explaining that it's his rule that someone must clear it with him before borrowing something (and he never breaks his rules). However, Ed must go to great lengths to retrieve a jacket of Henry's that he accidentally lent out without asking, to avoid looking like a hypocrite.

Easy, Writer

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Oct 28, 2010

Easy, Writer

Henry writes an article about Ed, but Ed gets embarrassed by it. Bonnie and Vince become friends with an important couple in the San Diego real estate scene.

Dog Ed Pursuit

Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Nov 4, 2010

Dog Ed Pursuit

While Vince is angry about Ed bonding his dog, Henry goes out on a date with Vince and Bonnie's boss in the hopes of getting them a real estate listing.

The Manly Thing to Do

Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Nov 11, 2010

The Manly Thing to Do

An old Navy buddy of Ed's comes to visit, but his bad attitude about homosexuals and Ed's passivity towards it drive Tim away. Henry has an awkward moment with Bonnie that Vince only makes even more awkward.

Make a WISiH

Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2010

Make a WISiH

Ed and Henry are watching TV when an infomercial comes on for wish a self help guru, Ed asks who would fall for that kind of scam when Vince and Bonny walk in saying they have quit their real estate jobs to start a real estate business because they wished for it.

You Can't Handle the Truce

Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: Dec 9, 2010

You Can't Handle the Truce

Henry tries to broker a truce between Ed and his neighbor of 25 years. Vince and Bonnie have trouble adopting a dog so Ed finds a solution.

Family Dinner for Schmucks

Episode: 1x11 | Airdate: Dec 16, 2010

Family Dinner for Schmucks

Bonnie tries to start a family tradition. Henry gets in trouble for taking the blame for a friend's mistake. Ed makes a friend at the hospital with his personality.

Goodson Goes Deep

Episode: 1x12 | Airdate: Jan 6, 2011

Goodson Goes Deep

Ed wants baseball memorabilia that was promised to him but then sold to someone else. Bonnie and Vince move in to the garage so they can try to get pregnant with less distraction.

The Better Father

Episode: 1x13 | Airdate: Jan 13, 2011

The Better Father

When Vince and Bonnie learn that the reverend who married them didn't actually have a license, they decide to have a new wedding in Ed's house.

Corn Star

Episode: 1x14 | Airdate: Jan 20, 2011

Corn Star

When the height of Ed's corn stalks becomes an issue with the home owners' association, he decides to fix the problem by running for president of the association.

Ed Goes to Court

Episode: 1x15 | Airdate: Jan 27, 2011

Ed Goes to Court

As the newly-elected head of the Homeowners' Association, Ed is more concerned with pursuing his neighbor Rosemary Pernworth than passing any legislation.

Well Suitored

Episode: 1x16 | Airdate: Feb 3, 2011

Well Suitored

Ed is reluctant to go exclusive in his relationship with Rosemary, so he finds himself with competition for her heart. Vince and Bonnie's old boss drops by with a very peculiar present.

Lock and Load

Episode: 1x17 | Airdate: Feb 10, 2011

Lock and Load

Ed and Rosemary's fledgling relationship hits a snag when she tells him that his gun has got to go. After Henry, Vince, and Bonnie convince him to heed her wishes, however, Ed's house gets robbed and he's helpless without his firearm. While Ed tries to get Rosemary to reconsider, Vince and Bonnie attempt artificial insemination.

Who's Your Daddy?

Episode: 1x18 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2011

Who's Your Daddy?

After meeting Henry's new girlfriend, Ed realizes he has a strange connection with her.

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