Stone Phillips
Episode: 2005-10-17 | Airdate: Oct 17, 2005
"Dateline NBC" host Stone Phillips discusses his career as an anchor and compares neckties and Emmy Awards with Stephen.
Episode: 2005-10-17 | Airdate: Oct 17, 2005
"Dateline NBC" host Stone Phillips discusses his career as an anchor and compares neckties and Emmy Awards with Stephen.
Episode: 2005-10-18 | Airdate: Oct 18, 2005
Award-winning journalist Lesley Stahl discusses Watergate, the Valerie Plame scandal and a new strategy for "60 Minutes."
Episode: 2005-10-19 | Airdate: Oct 19, 2005
Fareed Zakaria of "Newsweek" discusses outsourcing, Saddam Hussein's trial and his own centrist views.
Episode: 2005-10-20 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2005
Financial expert and "Mad Money" host Jim Cramer explains why it's beneficial to invest in foreign markets.
Episode: 2005-10-24 | Airdate: Oct 24, 2005
Lou Dobbs thinks America needs to stop running trade deficits and fix its broken borders.
Episode: 2005-10-25 | Airdate: Oct 25, 2005
Metaphorically speaking in terms of "Sex and the City," Greg Behrendt considers himself as a Charlotte by day and Samantha by night.
Episode: 2005-10-26 | Airdate: Oct 26, 2005
Astrophysics is like jazz: it's the notes they don't play that matter.
Episode: 2005-10-27 | Airdate: Oct 27, 2005
Stephen quizzes Jeff Daniels on the town in Michigan where he lives and talks about Easter egg hunting at Sly Stone's house.
Episode: 2005-10-31 | Airdate: Oct 31, 2005
Monica Crowley bears no relation to Alistair Crowley, the founder of modern Satanism, though Stephen could imagine a resemblance if she shaved her head and held a goat skull.
Episode: 2005-11-01 | Airdate: Nov 1, 2005
Stephen asks Ken Burns why nobody is doing a documentary about his show.
Episode: 2005-11-02 | Airdate: Nov 2, 2005
Bruce Feiler has walked the Bible and believes that God was born in Iraq.
Episode: 2005-11-03 | Airdate: Nov 3, 2005
Stephen Colbert gushes over "The West Wing," a show that's destroying America.
Episode: 2005-11-07 | Airdate: Nov 7, 2005
Stephen speak with governor-hopeful Eliot Spitzer about campaign costs, his chances of winning and if he agrees that bears are a major threat.
Episode: 2005-11-08 | Airdate: Nov 8, 2005
To get into the news business, Catherine Crier said, "Boys, I've got a camera in the living room. You wanna come over and make a tape?"
Episode: 2005-11-09 | Airdate: Nov 9, 2005
Stephen and author Mary Roach contact a spirit from the past in the studio.
Episode: 2005-11-10 | Airdate: Nov 10, 2005
Cokie Roberts recalls an old Washington, where people could disagree without being disagreeable.
Episode: 2005-11-14 | Airdate: Nov 14, 2005
Stephen pitches former Senator Bob Kerrey his plan for training the Iraqi army.
Episode: 2005-11-15 | Airdate: Nov 15, 2005
Al Sharpton talks about the war in Iraq, racism and the best ways to motivate yourself to lose some weight.
Episode: 2005-11-16 | Airdate: Nov 16, 2005
Matt Taibbi interviewed the former head of the Office of National Drug Policy Control while on acid, wearing a Viking costume.
Episode: 2005-11-17 | Airdate: Nov 17, 2005
Stephen asks Tim Robbins what it's like to work with Clint Eastwood and why he hates our troops.
Episode: 2005-11-28 | Airdate: Nov 28, 2005
By saying that science has more validity than a feeling, Brian Greene is implying that Stephen Colbert descended from a monkey.
Episode: 2005-11-29 | Airdate: Nov 29, 2005
Stephen wants Richard Preston to scare the pants off of him.
Episode: 2005-11-30 | Airdate: Nov 30, 2005
Katrina vanden Heuvel is a proud liberal who is considered mainstream on her stances in ending the war in Iraq and on national health care.
Episode: 2005-12-01 | Airdate: Dec 1, 2005
Former counterterrorism czar Richard Clarke discusses his new book of fiction, "The Scorpion's Gate."
Episode: 2005-12-05 | Airdate: Dec 5, 2005
Maureen Dowd proves that when you send a woman to do a man's job, they wind up abolishing men.
Episode: 2005-12-06 | Airdate: Dec 6, 2005
Stephen is getting tired of all the comparisons between himself and Anderson Cooper.
Episode: 2005-12-07 | Airdate: Dec 7, 2005
Stephen and Craig Crawford go way back to their youthful days at the alternative congressional paper, the Congressional Fortnightly.
Episode: 2005-12-08 | Airdate: Dec 8, 2005
Peggy Noonan speaks with Stephen about her new book and President Bush's bad luck.
Episode: 2005-12-12 | Airdate: Dec 12, 2005
Harry Smith of "The Early Show" shares some his favorite interviews and narrowly avoids getting nailed.
Episode: 2005-12-13 | Airdate: Dec 13, 2005
Bob Costas reveals which sports are manly and which ones are just low-scoring European prance parties.
Episode: 2005-12-14 | Airdate: Dec 14, 2005
Dermot Mulroney tells Stephen about his new movie, what it's like to be a chick-flick actor, and whether or not he could take Yo-Yo Ma.
Episode: 2005-12-15 | Airdate: Dec 15, 2005
Stephen talks to Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban about politics and how he became a billionaire.
Episode: 2006-01-09 | Airdate: Jan 9, 2006
Nancy Grace talks about what's right and wrong with the legal system.
Episode: 2006-01-10 | Airdate: Jan 10, 2006
Stephen speaks with Carl Bernstein about what Bush and Nixon have in common and points out that a strong president is better than an honest president.
Episode: 2006-01-11 | Airdate: Jan 11, 2006
John Stossel tells Stephen what's wrong with the education system and Stephen tells John what a freedom-tarian is.
Episode: 2006-01-12 | Airdate: Jan 12, 2006
Kenneth Miller talks about evolution, what's so clever about God, the flu and what he likes to call the "Steve Martin Theory of Evolution."
Episode: 2006-01-16 | Airdate: Jan 16, 2006
George Stephanopoulos relates politics to wrestling at Stephen's insistence.
Episode: 2006-01-17 | Airdate: Jan 17, 2006
Stephen talks to Andrew Sullivan about blogging and the repercussions of some of his blog posts.
Episode: 2006-01-18 | Airdate: Jan 18, 2006
Training German Shepherds in Germany prepared Frank McCourt to teach high school.
Episode: 2006-01-19 | Airdate: Jan 19, 2006
If you pledge $1,000 to The Colbert Report, Nina Totenberg will come to your shower in a plush terry cloth robe.
Episode: 2006-01-23 | Airdate: Jan 23, 2006
Stephen hits a nerve by comparing David Gregory to Major Garrett.
Episode: 2006-01-24 | Airdate: Jan 24, 2006
Stephen Colbert struts his stuff before Washington Post fashion columnist Robin Givhan.
Episode: 2006-01-25 | Airdate: Jan 25, 2006
Author Norah Vincent bulked up in order to pass as a man for her book, "Self-Made Man," but she didn't go on the juice.
Episode: 2006-01-26 | Airdate: Jan 26, 2006
Paul Begala explains how Democrats can take the country back and Bill Clinton's effect on his life.
Episode: 2006-01-30 | Airdate: Jan 30, 2006
Based on champion poker player Annie Duke's criteria for being a pro, Stephen thinks President Bush must be a really good gambler.
Episode: 2006-01-31 | Airdate: Jan 31, 2006
David Marash explains his rationale for moving to Al Jazeera International from Nightline.
Episode: 2006-02-01 | Airdate: Feb 1, 2006
Slate's Emily Yoffe tells Stephen about her time as a phone psychic, a nude model and a bleeding street performer.
Episode: 2006-02-02 | Airdate: Feb 2, 2006
Christine Todd Whitman's concern about political discourse in this country prompts Stephen to cut off her mic.
Episode: 2006-02-06 | Airdate: Feb 6, 2006
Senator Barbara Boxer rates President Bush and allows Stephen to read a passage from her novel, " A Time To Run."
Episode: 2006-02-07 | Airdate: Feb 7, 2006
James Woolsey gives the president two and a half cheers for his State of the Union pledge to cut dependence on oil.
Episode: 2006-02-08 | Airdate: Feb 8, 2006
Alan Dershowitz discusses the dangers of preemption and why invading Iran might not be a bad idea.
Episode: 2006-02-09 | Airdate: Feb 9, 2006
Stephen finds a better way to look at the Iraq war than George Packer's critique of it.
Episode: 2006-02-21 | Airdate: Feb 21, 2006
Stephen tries to get Lama Surya Das to sell him on the concept of nonviolence for America.
Episode: 2006-02-22 | Airdate: Feb 22, 2006
Dr. Michael Eric Dyson discusses the nation's racial divide in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.
Episode: 2006-02-23 | Airdate: Feb 23, 2006
The New York Times columnist David Brooks talks about being the conservative that liberals can like.
Episode: 2006-02-27 | Airdate: Feb 27, 2006
Reverend Tony Campolo believes putting religion and politics together is like mixing ice cream with horse manure.
Episode: 2006-02-28 | Airdate: Feb 28, 2006
Stephen asks what Brett O'Donnell thinks of the debate between Job and God.
Episode: 2006-03-01 | Airdate: Mar 1, 2006
Stephen wants to know why Arianna Huffington hates black people.
Episode: 2006-03-02 | Airdate: Mar 2, 2006
Jeffrey Sachs explains that giving a little aid to impoverished countries is the least that Americans can do.
Episode: 2006-03-06 | Airdate: Mar 6, 2006
Bob Schieffer has good ratings for his morning show because most of his elderly viewers died in the night and left the television on.
Episode: 2006-03-07 | Airdate: Mar 7, 2006
Political scientist Norman Ornstein explains how the current Congress does less than nothing.
Episode: 2006-03-08 | Airdate: Mar 8, 2006
James Webb discusses his opinions on the current state of American politics and the war in Iraq.
Episode: 2006-03-09 | Airdate: Mar 9, 2006
The only thing Lorraine Bracco is not looking forward to about "The Sopranos" is putting on pantyhose every time she has to go into that office.
Episode: 2006-03-13 | Airdate: Mar 13, 2006
Christopher Buckley and Jack Abramoff may dress differently, but otherwise, they are very similar.
Episode: 2006-03-14 | Airdate: Mar 14, 2006
Stephen thinks being a bully is just another way of getting your points across passionately.
Episode: 2006-03-15 | Airdate: Mar 15, 2006
Al Franken speculates on why Bill O'Reilly doesn't do USO tours.
Episode: 2006-03-16 | Airdate: Mar 16, 2006
Frank Vincent is so manly that he lives in a town called Nutley.
Episode: 2006-03-20 | Airdate: Mar 20, 2006
Connie Chung went back to work because her husband, Maury Povich, was sick of her being around the house all the time.
Episode: 2006-03-21 | Airdate: Mar 21, 2006
Does Morley Safer makes Steve Kroft run and get him cigarettes on the set of "60 Minutes"?
Episode: 2006-03-22 | Airdate: Mar 22, 2006
Former Coalition Provisional Authority spokesman Dan Senor is conservative on national security but liberal on neckties.
Episode: 2006-03-23 | Airdate: Mar 23, 2006
John Kasich, host of "The Heartland with John Kasich" on FOX News, lists honesty, integrity, personal responsibility and humility among the best of America's traditional values.
Episode: 2006-03-27 | Airdate: Mar 27, 2006
Gary Hart shows Stephen how to make an attack dog out of duct tape.
Episode: 2006-03-28 | Airdate: Mar 28, 2006
Let's see how Michael Brown handles the aftermath of Hurricane Colbert.
Episode: 2006-03-29 | Airdate: Mar 29, 2006
Stephen asks Bruce Bartlett where he gets off saying Bush isn't Reagan.
Episode: 2006-03-30 | Airdate: Mar 30, 2006
Stephen questions filmmaker Robert Greenwald on why he's so convinced of Tom DeLay's guilt when DeLay isn't even in prison.
Episode: 2006-04-03 | Airdate: Apr 3, 2006
If it gets him to his gate faster, Stephen will agree with anything Michael Smerconish says.
Episode: 2006-04-04 | Airdate: Apr 4, 2006
Stephen asks Reverend Jesse Jackson what he thinks of his plan to repopulate New Orleans' abandoned Ninth Ward with illegal immigrants.
Episode: 2006-04-05 | Airdate: Apr 5, 2006
Harvey Mansfield and Stephen collide in a perfect storm of man musk.
Episode: 2006-04-06 | Airdate: Apr 6, 2006
Stephen asks blogger and Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas how many shirts he goes through because of his bleeding heart.
Episode: 2006-04-17 | Airdate: Apr 17, 2006
Religious scholar Reza Aslan promises to say something inflammatory next time.
Episode: 2006-04-18 | Airdate: Apr 18, 2006
Even though America isn't a Christian nation, Stephen thinks ACLU Executive Director Anthony Romero should acknowledge that we're almost all Christians.
Episode: 2006-04-19 | Airdate: Apr 19, 2006
Stephen asks author and journalist Caitlin Flanagan, "What's the deal with chicks?"
Episode: 2006-04-20 | Airdate: Apr 20, 2006
Stephen and Ralph Nader discuss whether corporations are people too.
Episode: 2006-04-24 | Airdate: Apr 24, 2006
Hugh Hewitt thinks the Republicans are aiming at an electoral iceberg and they need to turn the ship around quickly.
Episode: 2006-04-25 | Airdate: Apr 25, 2006
Sam Harris reminds Stephen that we're all atheists with respect to Poseidon.
Episode: 2006-04-26 | Airdate: Apr 26, 2006
Sebastian Junger is even more rugged in person than he appears on the back of his books.
Episode: 2006-04-27 | Airdate: Apr 27, 2006
Neocon Bill Kristol makes some friends on the Upper West Side with a prediction that the Democrats will take the House in the upcoming election.
Episode: 2006-05-01 | Airdate: May 1, 2006
Jon Meacham describes the care the founding fathers took to protect freedom of religious expression without creating a theocracy.
Episode: 2006-05-02 | Airdate: May 2, 2006
Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee talks to Stephen about exercise, crystal meth and deep-fried Twinkies.
Episode: 2006-05-03 | Airdate: May 3, 2006
The last time Stephen checked, you needed four stars and a condo in Pebble Beach to speak out against the war.
Episode: 2006-05-04 | Airdate: May 4, 2006
Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly talks with Stephen about golf, steroids and swimsuit models.
Episode: 2006-05-08 | Airdate: May 8, 2006
Stephen talks to feminine sexuality expert Shere Hite about female orgasms, the clitoris and societal expectations of sex.
Episode: 2006-05-09 | Airdate: May 9, 2006
New York Times columnist Frank Rich discuss Democrats, Republicans and the parties' respective theaters of choice.
Episode: 2006-05-10 | Airdate: May 10, 2006
Bill Bastone, editor of The Smoking Gun, explains why they don't bother covering the good news in celebrities' lives.
Episode: 2006-05-11 | Airdate: May 11, 2006
Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright talks about God, government and her new book, " The Mighty and the Almighty."
Episode: 2006-05-15 | Airdate: May 15, 2006
Kevin Phillips talks to Stephen about his book, "American Theocracy," and explains how he really feels about God.
Episode: 2006-05-16 | Airdate: May 16, 2006
Tyson Slocum talks about alternative energy sources, and Stephen gives him the debate of his career.
Episode: 2006-05-17 | Airdate: May 17, 2006
Author Jonathan Alter calls Theodore Roosevelt the Bing Crosby of presidents; Stephen calls George W. Bush the FDR of today.
Episode: 2006-05-18 | Airdate: May 18, 2006
Stephen asks paleontologists Ted Daeschler why he can't just leave fossils alone to ripen into oil.
Episode: 2006-06-05 | Airdate: Jun 5, 2006
After a montage of Stephen's greatest guests, Stone Phillips returns for a rematch of their previous gravitas-off.
Episode: 2006-06-06 | Airdate: Jun 6, 2006
Christiane Amanpour instructs Stephen on the correct way to pronounce Iraq and Iran.
Episode: 2006-06-07 | Airdate: Jun 7, 2006
Stephen asks Steve Squyres, the principal investigator of the Mars Exploration Rover Mission, if they've found oil on Mars yet.
Episode: 2006-06-08 | Airdate: Jun 8, 2006
Author Steve Johnson talks about how kids today are recreating history in video games instead of stealing their dads' beer.
Episode: 2006-06-12 | Airdate: Jun 12, 2006
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. supports his article in Rolling Stone Magazine claiming President Bush stole the 2004 presidential election.
Episode: 2006-06-13 | Airdate: Jun 13, 2006
Author and climatologist Tim Flannery attempts to convince Stephen that humans are causing a global climate change.
Episode: 2006-06-14 | Airdate: Jun 14, 2006
Author David Sirota thinks campaigns should be publicly financed. Stephen thinks author David Sirota is a Communist.
Episode: 2006-06-15 | Airdate: Jun 15, 2006
Author Michael Pollan explains how modern food choices will make future generations have shorter lives.
Episode: 2006-06-19 | Airdate: Jun 19, 2006
Stephen brings back Esteban from "Colberto Reporto Gigante" to interview Gustavo Arellano.
Episode: 2006-06-20 | Airdate: Jun 20, 2006
Bart Ehrman discusses the history of the word of Jesus and Stephen offers him irrefutable logic.
Episode: 2006-06-21 | Airdate: Jun 21, 2006
Bay Buchanan is dedicated to building a fence along the 2,000 mile border between the U.S. and Mexico.
Episode: 2006-06-22 | Airdate: Jun 22, 2006
Author Douglas Brinkley addresses why the levees broke during Hurricane Katrina and what the future holds for New Orleans.
Episode: 2006-06-26 | Airdate: Jun 26, 2006
Mark Bowden describes the similarities between the West's first encounter with extremist Muslims and the current one.
Episode: 2006-06-27 | Airdate: Jun 27, 2006
Chris Matthews shows Stephen who's got harder balls in a full-nelson breaking competition.
Episode: 2006-06-28 | Airdate: Jun 28, 2006
Robert Baer tells Stephen we invaded the wrong country, which does not penetrate Stephen's armor of belief.
Episode: 2006-06-29 | Airdate: Jun 29, 2006
Author Christopher Noxon defines the difference between adults who are childish and those who are childlike.
Episode: 2006-07-10 | Airdate: Jul 10, 2006
Amy Sedaris discusses her new movie, "Strangers With Candy," before tumbling with Stephen and Tad.
Episode: 2006-07-11 | Airdate: Jul 11, 2006
Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk and Stephen agree that it's better to continue hurting yourself than to give up.
Episode: 2006-07-12 | Airdate: Jul 12, 2006
Mort Zuckerman believes that George W. Bush is an awful president but feels that John Kerry would have been worse.
Episode: 2006-07-13 | Airdate: Jul 13, 2006
Stephen explains to author Ron Suskind that if we didn't invade someone, we would have tripped over our preparedness.
Episode: 2006-07-17 | Airdate: Jul 17, 2006
Stephen makes sure Princeton professor Lee Silver knows that he doesn't know more than Stephen does about genetic engineering.
Episode: 2006-07-18 | Airdate: Jul 18, 2006
Dhani Jones has the ability to be a mindless crushing machine, and yet he chooses to read poetry and listen to classical music.
Episode: 2006-07-19 | Airdate: Jul 19, 2006
Joe Scarborough took money from Jack Abramoff, and it felt good.
Episode: 2006-07-20 | Airdate: Jul 20, 2006
Stephen has a problem taking Tom Brokaw seriously when he's not wearing a tie.
Episode: 2006-07-24 | Airdate: Jul 24, 2006
Author and former editor of The New York Times, Howell Raines discusses the fishing adventure on which his book is based.
Episode: 2006-07-25 | Airdate: Jul 25, 2006
Executive director of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, William Donohue discusses Hollywood and anti-Catholicism.
Episode: 2006-07-26 | Airdate: Jul 26, 2006
Attorney Neal Katyal shows his love for this country by defending Guantanamo Bay detainees before the Supreme Court.
Episode: 2006-07-27 | Airdate: Jul 27, 2006
Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada discusses a new series of comics entitled Civil War, which combines superheroes with today's government.
Episode: 2006-07-31 | Airdate: Jul 31, 2006
Stephen asks Senate hopeful Ned Lamont if he thinks the president's going to kiss him.
Episode: 2006-08-01 | Airdate: Aug 1, 2006
Peter Beinart stops by to talk about his book, "The Good Fight," and why he changed his mind about the war.
Episode: 2006-08-02 | Airdate: Aug 2, 2006
No matter what Linda Hirshman says, men can't stay home and raise children -- daytime TV is all geared towards women.
Episode: 2006-08-03 | Airdate: Aug 3, 2006
Paul Hackett came back from Iraq, began a bid for an Ohio Senate seat, then dropped out. Stephen asks him about running and cutting.
Episode: 2006-08-08 | Airdate: Aug 8, 2006
William C. Rhoden looks to free the admittedly wealthy black athlete from the institutionalization of wealthy white-run sports.
Episode: 2006-08-09 | Airdate: Aug 9, 2006
Stephen nails overachiever Alexandra Robbins for pulling up the ladder from the top of the tool shed.
Episode: 2006-08-10 | Airdate: Aug 10, 2006
Stephen asks MoveOn.org's Eli Pariser who he is, what he does and how he wants to destroy America.
Episode: 2006-08-14 | Airdate: Aug 14, 2006
Ramesh Ponnuru explains how activist judges and embryonic stem cell research contribute to the Democrats status as the party of death.
Episode: 2006-08-15 | Airdate: Aug 15, 2006
Stephen has heard that David Gergen is a moderate Republican, and he wants some answers about exactly how that makes any sense.
Episode: 2006-08-16 | Airdate: Aug 16, 2006
Stephen asks Morgan Spurlock why he'd want to know what other people's lives are like.
Episode: 2006-08-17 | Airdate: Aug 17, 2006
Stephen Colbert and Neil Young get out their guitars.
Episode: 2006-08-21 | Airdate: Aug 21, 2006
Stephen asks linguist Geoffrey Nunberg, author of "Talking Right," how he can discredit a group that calls themselves "right."
Episode: 2006-08-22 | Airdate: Aug 22, 2006
Paul Krugman is part of that fringe 60% of the population that thinks the war was a mistake.
Episode: 2006-08-23 | Airdate: Aug 23, 2006
Gideon Yago thinks it's partially the viewer's fault that music videos are contributing to the fragmentation of American culture. Stephen thinks he's blaming America first.
Episode: 2006-08-24 | Airdate: Aug 24, 2006
Stephen stumps Janna Levin -- a theoretical physicist -- by asking her the hardest question in the world.
Episode: 2006-09-11 | Airdate: Sep 11, 2006
Stephen asks Martin Short what it's like to interview guests in character.
Episode: 2006-09-12 | Airdate: Sep 12, 2006
American hero Toby Keith talks about his new movie and smoking weed with Willie Nelson.
Episode: 2006-09-13 | Airdate: Sep 13, 2006
"Brainiac" author and "Jeopardy" champ Ken Jennings tells Stephen what it's like knowing things no one else cares about.
Episode: 2006-09-14 | Airdate: Sep 14, 2006
EPSN's Bill Simmons obsesses over sports at the expense of every other part of his life, like most people.
Episode: 2006-09-18 | Airdate: Sep 18, 2006
Stephen asks hip-hop performer Will Power the difference between rap and hip-hop.
Episode: 2006-09-19 | Airdate: Sep 19, 2006
Frank Rich, author of "The Greatest Story Ever Sold," becomes the first New York Times op-ed columnist to return to The Report.
Episode: 2006-09-20 | Airdate: Sep 20, 2006
Stephen asks James Carville how he ever made the transition from the backstabbing, egocentric world of Washington to Hollywood.
Episode: 2006-09-21 | Airdate: Sep 21, 2006
Stephen has a beef with Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.
Episode: 2006-09-25 | Airdate: Sep 25, 2006
No matter what Arianna Huffington says, fear is a great motivator. It got Stephen through every term paper he ever had.
Episode: 2006-09-26 | Airdate: Sep 26, 2006
Stephen asks Ted Danson why his new sitcom doesn't take place underwater.
Episode: 2006-09-27 | Airdate: Sep 27, 2006
Why do more young people watch The Report than watch PBS?
Episode: 2006-09-28 | Airdate: Sep 28, 2006
Steve Wozniak loves to cut his steak on airplanes with his business card.
Episode: 2006-10-02 | Airdate: Oct 2, 2006
Stephen and Michael Lewis talk about privilege in America.
Episode: 2006-10-03 | Airdate: Oct 3, 2006
Stephen speaks with union leader Andy Stern about insurance and the growing gap between the rich and the poor, and suggests robots as a plan for America's future.
Episode: 2006-10-04 | Airdate: Oct 4, 2006
When Stephen found out Senator Byron Dorgan was coming he thought he'd do a North Dakota-themed show, until he couldn't think of anything else from North Dakota.
Episode: 2006-10-05 | Airdate: Oct 5, 2006
Stephen has heard that liberal radio and TV host Amy Goodman is a real firebrand, so he wants her to bring it.
Episode: 2006-10-09 | Airdate: Oct 9, 2006
Randy Newman wonders whether he's at the McCarthy hearings -- and rolls over on George Clooney.
Episode: 2006-10-10 | Airdate: Oct 10, 2006
Ariel Levy thinks women who imitate porn stars are far from any sort of authentic sexual liberation. Stephen thinks she sounds like a Muslim fundamentalist.
Episode: 2006-10-11 | Airdate: Oct 11, 2006
Andrew Sullivan is the only gay conservative Stephen knows, but Stephen thought that traditional conservatives were closeted homosexuals.
Episode: 2006-10-12 | Airdate: Oct 12, 2006
Stephen is disappointed to learn from Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer that the state has given into the Feds and adopted speed limits.
Episode: 2006-10-16 | Airdate: Oct 16, 2006
Barry Scheck does DNA testing trying to exonerate the wrongfully convicted. Stephen thinks he sounds soft on crime.
Episode: 2006-10-17 | Airdate: Oct 17, 2006
Biologist Richard Dawkins explains that he does not believe in God, but also that the world was not created randomly.
Episode: 2006-10-18 | Airdate: Oct 18, 2006
Stephen and David Kuo talk about "compassionate conservatives" and the separation of church and state.
Episode: 2006-10-19 | Airdate: Oct 19, 2006
Dr. Peter Agre argues that basic understanding of science needs to be more widespread among the citizens of this country.
Episode: 2006-10-30 | Airdate: Oct 30, 2006
Stephen presents Barry Manilow with a peace treaty, and they agree to joint custody of the infamous Emmy.
Episode: 2006-10-31 | Airdate: Oct 31, 2006
Tim Robbins talks about his movie "Catch a Fire," debates Stephen on the issue of torture and gets nailed.
Episode: 2006-11-01 | Airdate: Nov 1, 2006
Penn Jillette stops by to shatter all that little children believe and get Stephen with a card trick.
Episode: 2006-11-02 | Airdate: Nov 2, 2006
Ron Reagan stops by to explain why stem cell research is so important and to give Stephen the Full Gipper.
Episode: 2006-11-06 | Airdate: Nov 6, 2006
Mark Halperin believes not many reporters watch The Colbert Report, and that's a problem.
Episode: 2006-11-07 | Airdate: Nov 7, 2006
Following the midterm election results, a flustered Stephen Colbert explains that he thought America would have lasted longer than 230 years.
Episode: 2006-11-08 | Airdate: Nov 8, 2006
Stephen and Jeff Greenfield discuss the aftermath of the midterm elections, and Stephen asks questions Jeff has never heard before.
Episode: 2006-11-09 | Airdate: Nov 9, 2006
Stephen asks Segway inventor Dean Kamen if wheelchairs that can climb stairs spell the end of handicapped parking.
Episode: 2006-11-13 | Airdate: Nov 13, 2006
Dan Rather is honored to be on The Report with an icon of Stephen's stature. And so is Stephen.
Episode: 2006-11-14 | Airdate: Nov 14, 2006
CEO of Timberland, Jeff Swartz, argues that you can run a corporation and have a positive impact on the environment at the same time.
Episode: 2006-11-15 | Airdate: Nov 15, 2006
American Museum of Natural History paleontologist Mike Novacek attempts to convince Stephen of evolution and the future of the human species.
Episode: 2006-11-16 | Airdate: Nov 16, 2006
Stephen asks Richard Linklater how fast food can be that bad - after all, they make happy meals.
Episode: 2006-11-27 | Airdate: Nov 27, 2006
Jim Lehrer says it takes a lot of courage to be boring five nights a week.
Episode: 2006-11-28 | Airdate: Nov 28, 2006
Stephen nails Harry Shearer for his lack of political correctness in naming his new book "Not Enough Indians."
Episode: 2006-11-29 | Airdate: Nov 29, 2006
Stephen asks director Nora Ephron why so much of his performance in "Bewitched" hit the cutting room floor.
Episode: 2006-11-30 | Airdate: Nov 30, 2006
Would Mark McGwire's head even fit on a Hall of Fame plaque?
Episode: 2006-12-04 | Airdate: Dec 4, 2006
Stephen tells video game designer Will Wright that his viewers are his Sims.
Episode: 2006-12-05 | Airdate: Dec 5, 2006
Stephen tells Steven Levitt, author of "Freakonomics," that figures never lie, but liars figure.
Episode: 2006-12-06 | Airdate: Dec 6, 2006
NYU President John Sexton thinks Stephen is contributing to a disease.
Episode: 2006-12-07 | Airdate: Dec 7, 2006
Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.
Episode: 2006-12-11 | Airdate: Dec 11, 2006
"The Ethics of What We Eat: Why Our Food Choices Matter" author Dr. Peter Singer tells Stephen that human beings are speciesists.
Episode: 2006-12-12 | Airdate: Dec 12, 2006
Stephen and sex columnist Dan Savage reveal their porn names.
Episode: 2006-12-13 | Airdate: Dec 13, 2006
Historian Doris Kearns Goodwin tells Stephen that if Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he might be the host of The Colbert Report.
Episode: 2006-12-14 | Airdate: Dec 14, 2006
Daniel Pinchbeck believes the Mayan god Quetzalcoatl is making a comeback. Stephen wants to know who he is and why we should be excited about him.
Episode: 2006-12-18 | Airdate: Dec 18, 2006
Stephen asks Jack Welch how he's making it on a fixed income and has him sign a copy of his book, "Winning," for his father-in-law.
Episode: 2006-12-19 | Airdate: Dec 19, 2006
Deepak Chopra talks to Stephen about life after death, maintaining a youthful biology and his book, which costs 24 dollars.
Episode: 2006-12-20 | Airdate: Dec 20, 2006
Henry Kissinger provides the "starting gun" of the competition by declaring that "it is time to rock," and then Chris Funk offers his shredding solo.
Episode: 2007-01-08 | Airdate: Jan 8, 2007
Director of the Drug Policy Alliance Ethan Nadelmann argues to legalize marijuana to reduce America's prison population.
Episode: 2007-01-09 | Airdate: Jan 9, 2007
Jim Cramer tells Stephen how to get the most out of watching his show.
Episode: 2007-01-10 | Airdate: Jan 10, 2007
Stephen and David Kamp discuss the fancy-pantsification of American food.
Episode: 2007-01-11 | Airdate: Jan 11, 2007
Judy Woodruff talks about her new PBS documentary on Generation Next and grills Stephen on his tattoos.
Episode: 2007-01-15 | Airdate: Jan 15, 2007
Alex Kuczynski explains why we don't look better after spending $15 billion on plastic surgery.
Episode: 2007-01-16 | Airdate: Jan 16, 2007
Dinesh D'Souza believes saying that the cultural left is causing America's destruction would be going too far.
Episode: 2007-01-17 | Airdate: Jan 17, 2007
Stephen sells Richard Clarke's book with promises of robot sex.
Episode: 2007-01-18 | Airdate: Jan 18, 2007
Stephen finally gets to sit at the foot of the master, Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly.
Episode: 2007-01-22 | Airdate: Jan 22, 2007
Stephen demands to know why Tom Schaller thinks the Democrats don't need to bother with the South to win the 2008 election.
Episode: 2007-01-23 | Airdate: Jan 23, 2007
Michael Steele sits with Stephen to talk about that special Bush magic.
Episode: 2007-01-24 | Airdate: Jan 24, 2007
Stephen and Lou Dobbs agree that Congress should be accountable for America's problems.
Episode: 2007-01-25 | Airdate: Jan 25, 2007
Stephen proves to Mike Wallace that it doesn't take an hour to nail somebody.
Episode: 2007-01-29 | Airdate: Jan 29, 2007
Stephen asks Barry Lando if giving context to the situation in Iraq is the same as giving aid and comfort to our enemy.
Episode: 2007-01-30 | Airdate: Jan 30, 2007
Stephen asks Donna Shalala if cabinet meetings were interrupted to change Clinton's bong water.
Episode: 2007-01-31 | Airdate: Jan 31, 2007
Stephen asks Jed Babbin what can be done to shut the American people up.
Episode: 2007-02-01 | Airdate: Feb 1, 2007
Chuck Schumer talks to Stephen about his new book, his views on Iraq and Hillary Clinton. Then, Stephen accuses him of promising a bad economy.
Episode: 2007-02-05 | Airdate: Feb 5, 2007
Stephen's speaks with Teach for America founder Wendy Kopp and suggests that eliminating schools entirely is the best way to achieve equal educational opportunity.
Episode: 2007-02-06 | Airdate: Feb 6, 2007
Journalist Charlie LeDuff talks about "US Guys" and tells Stephen that the manliest men in America are in Oklahoma's gay rodeo.
Episode: 2007-02-07 | Airdate: Feb 7, 2007
Stephen tells Steven Pinker that he doesn't fear evolution because he doesn't believe in it.
Episode: 2007-02-08 | Airdate: Feb 8, 2007
Chris Hedges tells Stephen why the Christian right are America fascists and why his views of Christianity proves that he was home schooled.
Episode: 2007-02-12 | Airdate: Feb 12, 2007
Dr. Michael Oppenheimer says Stephen can help address the climate crisis with only minor sacrifices. Stephen says he's got the wrong guy.
Episode: 2007-02-13 | Airdate: Feb 13, 2007
Stephen asks journalist Sheryl WuDunn whether China is a friend, a foe, or a frenemy.
Episode: 2007-02-14 | Airdate: Feb 14, 2007
Stephen asks Lance Armstrong if "Livestrong" isn't a little weak compared to "Livestronger" or "Livestrongest."
Episode: 2007-02-15 | Airdate: Feb 15, 2007
Shashi Tharoor explains that the UN consists of more than a bunch of blue-helmeted refugee-huggers.
Episode: 2007-02-26 | Airdate: Feb 26, 2007
Stephen and author Zev Chafets get to the bottom of which of the two of them is the most Jewish.
Episode: 2007-02-27 | Airdate: Feb 27, 2007
Stephen asks Dr. Craig Venter to sequence Stephen's genetic code in exchange for the free advertising Venter's getting by being on the show.
Episode: 2007-02-28 | Airdate: Feb 28, 2007
Stephen walks anthropologist Nina Jablonski through his skin care regimen.
Episode: 2007-03-01 | Airdate: Mar 1, 2007
Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing.
Episode: 2007-03-05 | Airdate: Mar 5, 2007
Mara Vanderslice and Stephen go head to head on which issues people of faith care about.
Episode: 2007-03-06 | Airdate: Mar 6, 2007
Stephen and Mark Frauenfelder shoot marshmallow guns at each other.
Episode: 2007-03-07 | Airdate: Mar 7, 2007
New Yorker reporter Michael Specter explains how Vladimir Putin's critics have been mysteriously dying.
Episode: 2007-03-08 | Airdate: Mar 8, 2007
Ted Koppel suggests that Stephen reconsider prancing around in front of the audience.
Episode: 2007-03-12 | Airdate: Mar 12, 2007
The New York Times columnist Nicolas Kristof complains that Americans aren't charitable enough, even though Stephen let him on his show.
Episode: 2007-03-13 | Airdate: Mar 13, 2007
Michael Eric Dyson explains the difference between racism and bigotry and assures Stephen that he's probably got a few black relatives.
Episode: 2007-03-14 | Airdate: Mar 14, 2007
Ed Viesturs agrees to plant a Colbert Report flag on top of Mount Everest the next time he goes.
Episode: 2007-03-15 | Airdate: Mar 15, 2007
Stephen asks Ayaan Hirsi Ali if fundamentalist Christians should battle fundamentalist Muslims.
Episode: 2007-03-19 | Airdate: Mar 19, 2007
Dr. Jerome Groopman discusses "How Doctors Think" and explains that Dr. Gregory House is based on Sherlock Holmes, who was addicted to cocaine, not heroine.
Episode: 2007-03-20 | Airdate: Mar 20, 2007
Stephen and Willie Nelson sample each other's ice creams for the first time. Willie enjoys Americone Dream and Stephen accepts an unspoken apology.
Episode: 2007-03-21 | Airdate: Mar 21, 2007
Benjamin Barber explains why consumer culture is bad for humanity and Stephen inquires as to whether he's a Subway or a Quiznos man.
Episode: 2007-03-22 | Airdate: Mar 22, 2007
Stephen wonders if Katie Couric would have an easier time delivering the news if she did it as a man.
Episode: 2007-03-26 | Airdate: Mar 26, 2007
Stephen draws a chart for John Perry Barlow explaining that you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Episode: 2007-03-27 | Airdate: Mar 27, 2007
Though Stephen is excited for the imminent World War III, Madeleine Albright explains that Armageddon is not exactly a foreign policy.
Episode: 2007-03-28 | Airdate: Mar 28, 2007
Stephen suggests blaming the pilgrims for the origin of the "N" Word.
Episode: 2007-03-29 | Airdate: Mar 29, 2007
Clive James, author of "Cultural Amnesia," asks Stephen if he has to put some thought into appearing so thoughtless.
Episode: 2007-04-09 | Airdate: Apr 9, 2007
As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave.
Episode: 2007-04-10 | Airdate: Apr 10, 2007
Jeannette Walls, author of "The Glass Castle," finds out what happens when Stephen throws stones.
Episode: 2007-04-11 | Airdate: Apr 11, 2007
Vali Nasr discusses the difference between Sunnis and Shias -- though Stephen thought the major difference was whether they greeted us with flowers or candy.
Episode: 2007-04-12 | Airdate: Apr 12, 2007
Dr. Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention gives Stephen the scoop on Northern Baptists.
Episode: 2007-04-16 | Airdate: Apr 16, 2007
John Kerry hints that this may not be the first time he did not consider running for president.
Episode: 2007-04-17 | Airdate: Apr 17, 2007
Elaine Pagels tells Stephen about the gospel according to Judas.
Episode: 2007-04-18 | Airdate: Apr 18, 2007
Stephen can verify Paulina Porizkova as a supermodel because he is an arbiter of American taste.
Episode: 2007-04-19 | Airdate: Apr 19, 2007
Stephen asks Sean Penn if he snuck weapons of mass destruction out of Iraq in a bulky raincoat to embarrass the president.
Episode: 2007-04-23 | Airdate: Apr 23, 2007
Russell Simmons talks about Oprah, diamonds and the secret to success.
Episode: 2007-04-24 | Airdate: Apr 24, 2007
Dr. Andrew Weil tells Stephen that it's possible to channel his rage in a useful way and that he finds Dr. House to be too cynical.
Episode: 2007-04-25 | Airdate: Apr 25, 2007
Accountant David Walker warns of a 50 trillion dollar deficit and Stephen asks if his haircut can be a tax write off.
Episode: 2007-04-26 | Airdate: Apr 26, 2007
Stephen disagrees with new journalism because he believes people want entertaining journalism, not factual journalism.
Episode: 2007-04-30 | Airdate: Apr 30, 2007
Stephen tells Bill Bradley he doesn't mind the old American story or being addicted to oil.
Episode: 2007-05-01 | Airdate: May 1, 2007
Malcolm Gladwell explains that Colin Powell knew what would happen in Iraq because of his experience and Stephen claims knowledge is elitist.
Episode: 2007-05-02 | Airdate: May 2, 2007
Stephen asks Gina Kolata what the one food is he can eat that will make him lose weight and make sure he never dies.
Episode: 2007-05-03 | Airdate: May 3, 2007
Conn Iggulden tells Stephen why it's so important for boys to play dangerous games.
Episode: 2007-05-07 | Airdate: May 7, 2007
Richard Preston tells Stephen about people who have sex in hammocks in giant tress.
Episode: 2007-05-08 | Airdate: May 8, 2007
Nassim Nicholas Taleb's book, "The Black Swan," is about the power of randomness. Coincidentally, he was also the winner of Stephen's Pull a Guest Out of a Hat Sweepstakes.
Episode: 2007-05-09 | Airdate: May 9, 2007
Salman Rushdie comes out of hiding to tell Stephen about the importance of literary criticism.
Episode: 2007-05-10 | Airdate: May 10, 2007
Jann Wenner, founder of Rolling Stone, predicts that Foghat will be hot in 40 years.
Episode: 2007-05-14 | Airdate: May 14, 2007
William Langewiesche explains to Stephen why America shouldn't spend too much time worrying about other nations getting the nuclear bomb.
Episode: 2007-05-15 | Airdate: May 15, 2007
Walter Isaacson speaks to Stephen about Albert Einstein's rebellious childhood and how he used the Nobel Prize to get his wife to divorce him.
Episode: 2007-05-16 | Airdate: May 16, 2007
Stephen asks Howard Dean, hypothetically, which candidate would he support: Arack Bobama or Mallory Vinton?
Episode: 2007-05-17 | Airdate: May 17, 2007
Stephen asks Tom DeLay, author of "No Retreat, No Surrender," how to get rid of this country's Democrat infestation.
Episode: 2007-05-21 | Airdate: May 21, 2007
Jared Diamond explains how a conflagration of agriculture and resources helped Eurasians conquer the world.
Episode: 2007-05-22 | Airdate: May 22, 2007
Former center John Amaechi joins Stephen to discuss how hard it was to remember that he was the gay one in the NBA.
Episode: 2007-05-23 | Airdate: May 23, 2007
Author Bob Deans explains there were slaves in America before there were pilgrims.
Episode: 2007-05-24 | Airdate: May 24, 2007
Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales says that his staff is scrambling to protect Wikipedia from Stephen.
Episode: 2007-06-04 | Airdate: Jun 4, 2007
Bard College president Leon Botstein explains how educating prisoners is an effective way to reintroduce them to society.
Episode: 2007-06-05 | Airdate: Jun 5, 2007
Jessica Valenti has a hard time believing that the girls in the "Girls Gone Wild" videos are flashing their breasts for their own pleasure.
Episode: 2007-06-06 | Airdate: Jun 6, 2007
Carl Bernstein's new book "A Woman in Charge" is about Hillary Clinton. Stephen hopes it has a happy ending.
Episode: 2007-06-07 | Airdate: Jun 7, 2007
Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
Episode: 2007-06-11 | Airdate: Jun 11, 2007
Dr. Michael Gershon's book has the subtitle, "Your gut has a mind of its own." Stephen couldn't agree more.
Episode: 2007-06-12 | Airdate: Jun 12, 2007
Blogger Josh Wolf served prison time for withholding videotapes of an anarchist protest from authorities, so Stephen is sending a copy of their interview straight to the Feds.
Episode: 2007-06-13 | Airdate: Jun 13, 2007
Ron Paul is a constitutionalist and claims Stephen is confused because he hasn't seen one in a while.
Episode: 2007-06-14 | Airdate: Jun 14, 2007
Moses and Socrates are just a couple of the famous people in history who have heard voices in their heads.
Episode: 2007-06-18 | Airdate: Jun 18, 2007
The outspoken country music artist speaks with Stephen about the Colbert Bump on iTunes and the mutual benefits of being friends with each other.
Episode: 2007-06-19 | Airdate: Jun 19, 2007
Anne-Marie Slaughter is the author of "The Idea That Is America" -- Chapter One: Stephen Colbert.
Episode: 2007-06-20 | Airdate: Jun 20, 2007
Will Schwalbe is the co-author of "Send," a book on e-mail etiquette. Where does he stand on lists of why cats are better than men?
Episode: 2007-06-21 | Airdate: Jun 21, 2007
Vincent Bugliosi, author of "Reclaiming History," says Oswald killed Kennedy. Spoiler alert: Stephen is going to mildly disagree with him.
Episode: 2007-06-25 | Airdate: Jun 25, 2007
Tom Hayden, author of "Ending the War in Iraq," was one of the Chicago Seven. He's about to meet all of the Colbert One.
Episode: 2007-06-26 | Airdate: Jun 26, 2007
David France tells Stephen about the science that further supports the theory that homosexuality is genetic, but must admit that not all the science has been scienced.
Episode: 2007-06-27 | Airdate: Jun 27, 2007
Professional tattle-tale Tom Blanton explains to Stephen why the Freedom of Information Act is so important and what freedom is all about.
Episode: 2007-06-28 | Airdate: Jun 28, 2007
Doug Bailey's Unity '08 party is trying to draft candidates by popular demand, including Michael Bloomberg, Tom Brokaw, and Stephen.
Episode: 2007-07-16 | Airdate: Jul 16, 2007
The Bohemian-Gay Index is part of a new series of statistics that indicates that gay people raise property values in a neighborhood -- not the San Francisco phone book.
Episode: 2007-07-17 | Airdate: Jul 17, 2007
Stephen is disappointed when Mark Moffett tells him that China has already found a way to make money off of ants.
Episode: 2007-07-18 | Airdate: Jul 18, 2007
John Mellencamp may be for peace, but he is no pacifist.
Episode: 2007-07-19 | Airdate: Jul 19, 2007
Frank Sulloway's research indicates that elder siblings have a greater chance of being the smarter sibling. As the youngest of 11, Stephen takes issue with that.
Episode: 2007-07-23 | Airdate: Jul 23, 2007
Simon Schama says the purpose of art is to unleash the floodgates of passion. Stephen says FEMA has to protect people from the flooding of his passion.
Episode: 2007-07-24 | Airdate: Jul 24, 2007
ACLU Director Anthony Romero, author of "In Defense of Our America," defends Stephen's right to burn his book.
Episode: 2007-07-25 | Airdate: Jul 25, 2007
When Charles Kaiser suggests that New York is a gay metropolis because of critical mass, Stephen understands that to mean it's like a dangerous nuclear bomb.
Episode: 2007-07-26 | Airdate: Jul 26, 2007
Democratic campaign strategist Bob Shrum wants to know if Stephen's wrist injury has made him reconsider his position on universal health care.
Episode: 2007-07-30 | Airdate: Jul 30, 2007
Chicago Tribune's Beijing Bureau Chief, Evan Osnos, argues that the American demand for cashmere has caused pollution clouds to travel from China to American soil.
Episode: 2007-07-31 | Airdate: Jul 31, 2007
Kathleen Kennedy Townsend explains how the Christian Right has shrunk God and made America not care about the common good.
Episode: 2007-08-01 | Airdate: Aug 1, 2007
Michael Beschloss explains why historians don't immediately judge history as soon as it happens.
Episode: 2007-08-02 | Airdate: Aug 2, 2007
The father of intelligent design, Michael Behe, joins Stephen to explain his role as the Albert Einstein of Charles Darwin.
Episode: 2007-08-07 | Airdate: Aug 7, 2007
Author and video game designer Ian Bogost explains how video games allow people to put themselves in other people's shoes.
Episode: 2007-08-08 | Airdate: Aug 8, 2007
Friend of the show Jim Cramer seemed a little on edge on CNBC last Friday.
Episode: 2007-08-09 | Airdate: Aug 9, 2007
Stephen commends Judd Apatow on casting a man no woman in her right mind would ever want to sleep with as a 40-year-old virgin.
Episode: 2007-08-13 | Airdate: Aug 13, 2007
Michael Jacobson stops by to seriously bum out Stephen about pepperoni pizza, Cheddar Combos and pretty much everything else that he loves to eat.
Episode: 2007-08-14 | Airdate: Aug 14, 2007
DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card.
Episode: 2007-08-15 | Airdate: Aug 15, 2007
Michael Wallis is the author of "The Lincoln Highway," which goes from San Francisco to Times Square. Stephen assumes it's for shuttling gay people to Broadway musicals.
Episode: 2007-08-16 | Airdate: Aug 16, 2007
Andrew Keen, author of "The Cult of the Amateur," believes the Internet has replaced professionals with amateurs. It's certainly true of porn.
Episode: 2007-08-20 | Airdate: Aug 20, 2007
Stephen asks Nathan Sawaya if becoming a LEGO artist was the best way he could think of to tell his parents to go to hell.
Episode: 2007-08-21 | Airdate: Aug 21, 2007
Dr. Michael Shermer, author of "Why Darwin Matters," says we're just as gullible as previous generations.
Episode: 2007-08-22 | Airdate: Aug 22, 2007
Richard Branson takes action after feeling that Stephen has not plugged Virgin America enough.
Episode: 2007-08-23 | Airdate: Aug 23, 2007
Thomas Ricks, author of "Fiasco," discusses the significance of Dick Cheney's 2002 speech, one that Stephen wishes he would make again.
Episode: 2007-09-10 | Airdate: Sep 10, 2007
Bjorn Lomborg says that global warming isn't as catastrophic as people say while Stephen says it's not a problem at all.
Episode: 2007-09-11 | Airdate: Sep 11, 2007
Stephen enlists Garrison Keillor's help for a folksy commercial for his own Formula 401.
Episode: 2007-09-12 | Airdate: Sep 12, 2007
New York City Schools Chancellor Joel Klein is willing to pay kids for good grades while Stephen is willing to pay kids to smoke and play video games.
Episode: 2007-09-13 | Airdate: Sep 13, 2007
Ed Begley Jr. became interested in environmental issues as a Boy Scout and maintained his interest only to gain more merit badges.
Episode: 2007-09-18 | Airdate: Sep 18, 2007
Susan Sarandon tells Stephen that her phone was bugged because Sean Penn was probably calling her.
Episode: 2007-09-19 | Airdate: Sep 19, 2007
Naomi Wolf says America is on the road to fascism. Stephen calls Head of Secret Police!
Episode: 2007-09-20 | Airdate: Sep 20, 2007
Jeffrey Toobin, author of "The Nine," takes Stephen inside the world of the Supreme Court and reveals whether they have secret handshakes.
Episode: 2007-09-24 | Airdate: Sep 24, 2007
Stephen asks Thomas Friedman what it feels like to be a guy who's passionate about UPS.
Episode: 2007-09-25 | Airdate: Sep 25, 2007
John Grisham is taking a break from writing about lawyers. Now he's writing about pizzas.
Episode: 2007-09-26 | Airdate: Sep 26, 2007
Tony Bennett feels that celebrities have an obligation to speak up against injustice.
Episode: 2007-09-27 | Airdate: Sep 27, 2007
David Schwartz shows Stephen historic political ads that influenced election results and serve as inspiration for current political ads.
Episode: 2007-10-01 | Airdate: Oct 1, 2007
Charlie Savage says President Bush is acting like a king -- sounds like someone didn't get dukedom!
Episode: 2007-10-02 | Airdate: Oct 2, 2007
John Mearsheimer believes that concern for Israel controls U.S. foreign policy; Stephen thought it was Dick Cheney.
Episode: 2007-10-03 | Airdate: Oct 3, 2007
Stephen asks Jim Lovell if there's anything cooler than going to the moon.
Episode: 2007-10-04 | Airdate: Oct 4, 2007
John Kao says countries like Finland are starting to innovate better than the United States. Stephen wants to know if it's time to invade Finland.
Episode: 2007-10-08 | Airdate: Oct 8, 2007
George Saunders says our national conversation is getting shrill and divisive. Stephen says people like him are evil.
Episode: 2007-10-09 | Airdate: Oct 9, 2007
Stephen Colbert welcomes living legend and author of "I Am America (And So Can You!)," Stephen Colbert.
Episode: 2007-10-10 | Airdate: Oct 10, 2007
General Wesley Clark joins Stephen to talk about the difficulties of leadership and how diplomacy is the way to go.
Episode: 2007-10-11 | Airdate: Oct 11, 2007
Artist Chris Jordan takes pictures of people's garbage to show all the things people consume and discard.
Episode: 2007-10-15 | Airdate: Oct 15, 2007
Congressman Dennis Kucinich accepts Stephen's challenge to come on the show and empty out his pockets.
Episode: 2007-10-16 | Airdate: Oct 16, 2007
Author Bob Drogin explains how poor information from a taxi driver named Curveball has led to the worst intelligence and foreign policy failure in America's history.
Episode: 2007-10-17 | Airdate: Oct 17, 2007
Garry Kasparov, author of "How Life Imitates Chess," may be able to outsmart a computer, but can he outsmart a man who owns a computer?
Episode: 2007-10-18 | Airdate: Oct 18, 2007
Stephen thanks Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist, for destroying the American newspaper.
Episode: 2007-10-29 | Airdate: Oct 29, 2007
Rick Berman and Stephen discuss why smoking, drinking, eating and skydiving shouldn't be regulated.
Episode: 2007-10-30 | Airdate: Oct 30, 2007
Scientist Craig Venter stops by to talk about genome decoding, the imperfections of God and what gives Stephen gas.
Episode: 2007-10-31 | Airdate: Oct 31, 2007
Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson believes the upper strata of the Bush administration hijacked strategy in Iraq. Stephen asks who should have done so instead.
Episode: 2007-11-01 | Airdate: Nov 1, 2007
Walter Kirn thinks multi-tasking is dangerous. Stephen thinks it's as safe as juggling while driving.
Episode: 2008 Special | Airdate: Nov 23, 2008 (60 min)
A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All! is a Grammy Award-winning Christmas special starring Stephen Colbert.
While heading to the film studio to shoot his Christmas special with Elvis Costello, Colbert becomes trapped in a cabin in "bear country" when he hears a bear prowling outside. A number of his friends stop by the cabin to sing Christmas songs with him as Stephen tries to find ways to escape the cabin and make his Christmas as special as possible.
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