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It Takes a Thief - Episode Guide

Season 1

Bachelor Break-In

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Feb 2, 2005

Bachelor Break-In

John, Angelo and Mark attempt to change a lifetime of bad habits in a bid to protect their "big-boy" toys and most treasured childhood possessions.

Heist in the Suburbs

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Feb 9, 2005

Heist in the Suburbs

Henry and Susie differ on the security measures necessary to protect the contents of their rural home, including the priceless mementos left by their only son, who passed away at the age of 17.

Mom Knows Best

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Feb 16, 2005

Mom Knows Best

Security-conscious Ginger has argued with her daughter and with Bennett, her husband of more than 25 years, about the issue. Will her fears be justified?

City Slickers

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Feb 23, 2005

City Slickers

Newlyweds Sunitha and Eric see just how invulnerable their dog and neighbors are making their 1929 suburban house to a burglary.

Pinching the Painter

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Mar 2, 2005

Pinching the Painter

Previous victims of thieves, Danny and Teresa have much to protect: jewelry, electronics and Danny's art, worth tens of thousands of dollars. Yet only their son, Damon, has been diligent about home security ... until now.

The Great Harley Heist

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Mar 9, 2005

The Great Harley Heist

Jon and Matt visit a suburban neighborhood where most houses have no garage. The house they stop at belongs to Marlene and Katrina, two roomates who are as close as sisters. They learn that the smallest mistake, in this case leaving the 2nd story Bathroom window open, provides easy access to a thief. Jon makes off with stuff like a laptop, passports, jewelry, and Marlene's motorcycle.

Three Women and a Burglar

Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Mar 16, 2005

Three Women and a Burglar

Suzanne and her adult twin daughters ask for help in securing their house, already robbed twice and located in an unsafe neighborhood.

Grand Theft Autos

Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Mar 23, 2005

Grand Theft Autos

Matt and Jon visit a lakeside retreat known to the locals as Club Marko. Home to a batchelor who lives each day as if it were his last, it was well protected, or so the homeowner, Mark, thought. Security Cameras, Motion Detectors, and a top of the line Security System prove no match for Matt. The homeowner learned a big lesson as he watched his Plasma Screen TV, Safe, Motorcycles, and even his Cars get stolen.

Reading, Writing and Robberies

Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Mar 30, 2005

Reading, Writing and Robberies

Matt and Jon take a trip to New Jersey, to the home of Ryan and Camilla. Matt finds out that the only one who locks the doors in the house is their 3 year old daughter. After going through the house, they lock up and Jon tries to get in. It seems that an enclosed porch is the perfect cover for a thief. Jon broke a window with a piece of firewood and made off with bank files, jewelry, china, and the family's van.

Like Mother, Like Daughter

Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: Apr 13, 2005

Like Mother, Like Daughter

Matt and Jon visit long island, to the home of Stephanie, a single mother of 2 who had been robbed twice already. They lock up the house, but, their efforts are wasted as six of the windows don't even lock. Jon gets in through the kitchen window and makes off with checks, pounds of jewelry, and even the family dog.

Desperate Housewife

Episode: 1x11 | Airdate: Apr 20, 2005

Desperate Housewife

Once again in New Jersey, Matt & Jon visit the home of Roseann and Phil. Bill's unfinished projects have left Roseann feeling uneasy about being home at night, especially after robberies occurred in their neighborhood. Jon makes off with thousands of dollars in jewelry, collectibles, and fur coats and Phil learned that a golf club won't secure a patio door.

Little Women

Episode: 1x12 | Airdate: Apr 27, 2005

Little Women

Matt & John go to Connecticut to visit the home of a single mom and her two daughters. Arachnophobia caused the homeowner to not check the cellar window. While it was locked, Jon used a cinderblock to smash out the glass and made out with thousands of dollars in Jewelry and Collectibles.

Something Old, Something New

Episode: 1x13 | Airdate: May 4, 2005

Something Old, Something New

Matt & John visit a neighborhood outside NYC, to an old Tudor home. All the locks are original to the house, including the mortise locks on the side and back doors. Jon kicked in the side door and made off with jewelry, silverware, and the flat screen monitor for the computer. Matt secured the house while preserving it's old world charm.

Thief and the Single Lady

Episode: 1x14 | Airdate: May 11, 2005

Thief and the Single Lady

Matt & John visit a suburban neighborhood outside of New York City. They find the home of a single mother whose children have moved out. She has lived all over the world and has expensive treasures from everywhere, including Sterling Silver and thousand dollar paintings. She learns a quick lesson when Jon makes off with all of it.

Big Burglar on Campus

Episode: 1x15 | Airdate: Sep 12, 2005

Big Burglar on Campus

30 frat boys living under one roof with not a care in the world besides how to pay for beer-it's a burglar's dream. It's time these boys get a lecture in home security. See whether they pass their final security exam.

Diamond Dealer

Episode: 1x16 | Airdate: Sep 13, 2005

Diamond Dealer

Bruce, an auctioneer, buys and sells expensive jewelry and often brings his large inventory home at night. His bustling, five-bedroom city home has very little security, a point that concern's Bruce's fiancee.

Haven in the Hood

Episode: 1x17 | Airdate: Sep 14, 2005

Haven in the Hood

Malaika lives alone in a high-crime neighborhood. She's been mugged in the past and takes home security very seriously but with a pricey art collection and a $50,000 Mercedes in the driveway, sometimes "seriously" isn't good enough.

Shaking Up the Southern Comfort

Episode: 1x18 | Airdate: Sep 15, 2005

Shaking Up the Southern Comfort

Accused of being too trusting, Teresa & Don sometimes don't even feel the need to carry house keys during the day. That is until Jon turns up in disguise - and receives an open invite from Teresa to case the house from the inside!

Open House

Episode: 1x19 | Airdate: Sep 16, 2005

Open House

One would think that single mom and real-estate agent Andie would know a thing or two about home security. After all, she shows houses to people for a living. Jon has to find a way in, and out, without getting noticed to teach Andie her lesson.

Cops and Robbers

Episode: 1x20 | Airdate: Sep 19, 2005

Cops and Robbers

Donna and Vinnie live in Central Jersey with their young daughter. Their home is full of valuables, classic autos and irreplaceable sports memorabilia, but Vinnie doesn't think they'll ever get robbed. Enter, Jon! Time for a little reality check.

Special Assignment: Big Brother

Episode: 1x21 | Airdate: Sep 20, 2005

Special Assignment: Big Brother

Matt and Jon are on special assignment when Frank, the show's security consultant, asks them to teach his brother a lesson. Frank's brother thinks all he needs is his Doberman Pincher for protection. Matt and Jon are out to prove him wrong.

Security He Said / She Said

Episode: 1x22 | Airdate: Sep 21, 2005

Security He Said / She Said

Arthur designed the house he lives in with his wife. He wired up the whole house with a state of the art alarm system, but the trouble is he never hooked it up! His wife forces him to finish the job he started, so the family can be safe and secure.

Daddy's Little Girl

Episode: 1x23 | Airdate: Sep 22, 2005

Daddy's Little Girl

Andrea and her husband Dylan, have just moved into their first home as husband and wife. Her father paid for the Porsche in the drive way, the new windows in back, and the only decent locks on the doors. Andrea is about to get a lesson in security.

Bed and Break-Ins

Episode: 1x24 | Airdate: Sep 23, 2005

Bed and Break-Ins

Jennifer gets a lesson in trust when a potential guest at her Bed and Breakfast teams up with Jon to target her home and business, to show her just how vulnerable her business is, and what she can do to prevent future theft.

Wine, Dine and Dash

Episode: 1x25 | Airdate: Sep 26, 2005

Wine, Dine and Dash

Ron, Joanne and their four kids live on the grounds of their family owned vineyard. Ron's in and out of his house frequently and never bothers to lock doors or any of his barns. How will he react when he sees a stranger walking off with his things?

Unlocking the Past

Episode: 1x26 | Airdate: Sep 27, 2005

Unlocking the Past

In 2003 Clive and Michelle were violently mugged close to their home. They were affected so much that to this day, they won't walk around the neighborhood at night. Now with six-month-old, Ava in the picture, a security system is an even bigger priority.

Collecting Bad Habits

Episode: 1x27 | Airdate: Oct 3, 2005

Collecting Bad Habits

Mark knows his wife, Tracy, has sloppy security habits and has resigned himself to walking behind her to lock up the doors and windows. Tracy doesn't think they're at risk and even leaves her purse, keys and garage opener in her unlocked car!

Inherited Fortune

Episode: 1x28 | Airdate: Oct 5, 2005

Inherited Fortune

Lori and Scott have lived in the tranquility of suburbia for over ten years. Their need for security took an unexpected turn when Lori inherited hundreds of thousands of dollars in valuables from her mother.

And Burglar Makes Four

Episode: 1x29 | Airdate: Oct 11, 2005

And Burglar Makes Four

Justine and Angelo have a two-year-old daughter, Isabella, and their new baby is due any minute. Before the big day, Mom and Dad realize they need to get their security priorities straight.

Nighttime is the Right Time

Episode: 1x30 | Airdate: Oct 17, 2005

Nighttime is the Right Time

When Stephanie and Ray returned from vacation they found their house robbed and car stolen. Since then, they've moved into the country and their new home is outfitted with an alarm, motion sensors and a barking dog. Will these upgrades be enough?

Party Crashers

Episode: 1x31 | Airdate: Oct 25, 2005

Party Crashers

A New Jersey couple and their teenage daughters are known for throwing parties in their large suburban home complete with a pool, gyroscope, rock wall and pool table. When Jon crashes a bash, this unsuspecting family is in for a security reality check.

Good Cop, Bad Cop

Episode: 1x32 | Airdate: Oct 27, 2005

Good Cop, Bad Cop

AJ and Angie live with their two young girls in an open, rural, ranch-style home. AJ is a cop who deals with home invasions every week and can't accept that his home would be an attractive target for a thief.

Mi Casa es Su Casa

Episode: 1x33 | Airdate: Oct 31, 2005

Mi Casa es Su Casa

Julio and Yolanda fled Nicaragua to the US seeking a better and safer life for their children. Security played a major role in their move since the family was robbed five times. Despite their best efforts, home security is still no protection for them.

Leave It to Grandma

Episode: 1x34 | Airdate: Nov 5, 2005

Leave It to Grandma

Dorianne and Sean were never concerned about home security until Sean's car was broken into in their driveway. Still, Dorianne and Sean continue to sacrifice security for the convenience of a home with unlocked doors.

Big Apple Break-In

Episode: 1x35 | Airdate: Nov 7, 2005

Big Apple Break-In

A wealthy Manhattan man fills his historic brownstone with expensive artwork and furniture and relies on his neighbors and street traffic to keep him safe from burglary. Jon devises a break-in plan that takes a bite out of this New Yorker.

A Silent Robbery

Episode: 1x36 | Airdate: Nov 8, 2005

A Silent Robbery

Anthony and Cathy work hard to provide a wonderful home for their three children. But Cathy is hearing-impaired and the thought of a break-in terrifies her, especially when Anthony is away on business. This family needs to get real about home security.

Shape Up or Ship Out

Episode: 1x37 | Airdate: Nov 16, 2005

Shape Up or Ship Out

Edna has lived in her home for 44 years and plans to live out her retirement years there. Her grown sons, Gary and George, live nearby and worry about her safety. Matt and Jon try to turn around her security system so that Edna can stay in her home.

Car Repair ... or Robbery?

Episode: 1x38 | Airdate: Nov 21, 2005

Car Repair ... or Robbery?

Steven is living his dream of running his own auto repair shop for expensive cars. He's invested everything in this shop, but its lack of security could endanger Steven's future. Will thieves drive off with a lot of loot before Steven secures the shop?

Jonny's Angels

Episode: 1x39 | Airdate: Nov 29, 2005

Jonny's Angels

With the assistance of his two bikini-clad accomplices, Jon breaches the security of an English manor home while Max, the homeowner, watches in shock and awe. Will Max, an entrepreneur and bachelor, be able to secure his estate?

Theft on the Water

Episode: 1x40 | Airdate: Dec 5, 2005

Theft on the Water

Trisha has continued to manage her late husband's marina business. Having always felt safe within her floating community, Trisha continues to neglect security. With a house full of memories, Trisha faces how vulnerable her possessions are.

Season 2

Thrashin' and Trashin'

Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Oct 16, 2006

Thrashin' and Trashin'

Matt and Jon strike a chord with a family of musicians when they burglarize a typical suburban home. A security makeover is in store for the harmonious house with a brand new alarm system and some special measures to keep the studio safe.

Station Break

Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Oct 17, 2006

Station Break

Former thieves, Matt and Jon, take on their biggest heist when they burglarize a small town's police station, city clerk, and fire station to prove the facilities' lack of safeguards. Later, they give this police department a security makeover...

Mayhem for the Moms

Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Oct 18, 2006

Mayhem for the Moms

Beth and Joanna have recently adopted a little boy and they all live in their house along with a tenant downstairs. Former thieves, Matt and Jon, prove that the new moms are in desperate need of a security makeover.

Skating Away with the Goods

Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Oct 19, 2006

Skating Away with the Goods

Skate buddies Kevin and Rich opened a skate shop together. Unfortunately, they only had enough money left for a pathetic alarm system. With their chill attitude, they never thought they would be the victims of a heist. Jon is on his way to break in.

See No Evil

Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2006

See No Evil

Larry was determined not to let his vision loss compromise his lifestyle. He remained self-sufficient and his wife and daughter never thought to upgrade their existing security to meet their new needs. They are about to learn a valuable lesson.

Security Wild

Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Oct 23, 2006

Security Wild

Julie says her husband Todd is obsessive about keeping their house secure. He has even installed cameras in his home. He is convinced the place is crook-proof, but he is about to meet his match. Jon and Matt are coming to break in.

Par for the Course

Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Oct 24, 2006

Par for the Course

Dan and Kim are homeowners in an exclusive subdivision with a house right on a golf course. Unfortunately, the utopian atmosphere of their upscale, gated community has created a false sense of security. Matt and Jon step in to help.

Girls Day Out

Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Oct 25, 2006

Girls Day Out

Nancy is a single mom in a flowery suburban neighborhood. Her daughter always scolds her for her naive security habits and she doesn't even own house keys. Matt and Jon try to teach this clueless mom to abandon her open-door policy.

Commuter Chaos

Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Oct 26, 2006

Commuter Chaos

Bennie and Sherina live in a commuter neighborhood in the suburbs and are gone at work all day long. While casing the neighborhood, Jon discovers their gem of a house and goes in for the score. But it only takes one nosey neighbor to break up the party.

Hectic House

Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Oct 30, 2006

Hectic House

Norman and Sherry's house is more like Grand Central Station than a home. With someone coming or going every fifteen minutes, no one is on the lookout for crooks. When Jon picks his moment to strike, not a soul suspects a thing!

Crime Fighting Duo

Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Oct 31, 2006

Crime Fighting Duo

Crime fighters Gina and Shawn are about to meet the enemy. Shawn is a police officer and Gina has a job as a forensic artist, but their house isn't as safe as you'd think. It's an easy target for former thieves Jon and Matt.

Bar Crawl

Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Nov 1, 2006

Bar Crawl

Tony is a New York City bar owner whose business doesn't open until dark. He tries to secure the bar as best he can, but it isn't enough. Jon, a former thief, easily slips in stealing thousands in cash and goods in the middle of broad daylight.

Crookin' in the Dark

Episode: 2x13 | Airdate: Nov 6, 2006

Crookin' in the Dark

Former thief, Matt, mixes it up when he goes on a solo scout and stumbles upon a perfect target. The homeowners know they need to secure their house for the safety of their newborn, but can't seem to agree on a game plan to help keep themselves protected.

Generation Gap

Episode: 2x14 | Airdate: Nov 13, 2006

Generation Gap

These homeowners don't worry about security, which is shocking considering they were once victims of a home invasion. They are in for a rude awakening as Jon breaks into their house in broad daylight, disguised as a local landscaper.

Party Time

Episode: 2x15 | Airdate: Nov 20, 2006

Party Time

Homeowners Tiffany and Marty pride themselves on being the ultimate partiers. While the homeowners are out for their usual happy hour stint, Jon and his cohorts haul off tens of thousands in games, and even more in baubles and electronics.

Dream Come True

Episode: 2x16 | Airdate: Nov 27, 2006

Dream Come True

Newlyweds Gordon and Grace moved out of the city and into their dream home. Conscious of unsafe city life, their suburbs have given them a false sense of security. Jon sets his sights on the place, relishing in the potential for big loot.

I Love N.Y.

Episode: 2x17 | Airdate: Dec 4, 2006

I Love N.Y.

James and Jeanine built their dream house in Brooklyn. The neighborhood is changing and James, a former police officer, worries about leaving Jeanine alone at night. Will Jon be able to break in or will James have his police friends pay him a visit?

B&B Break-in

Episode: 2x18 | Airdate: Dec 11, 2006

B&B Break-in

Jon and Matt attempt their riskiest break-in yet when they raid a cozy Bed & Breakfast. Jon goes incognito as he poses as a patron spending the night and then steals from the owners. Afterwards, Matt must make the inn both crook-proof and guest friendly.

High Seas

Episode: 2x19 | Airdate: Dec 18, 2006

High Seas

Matt and Jon take to the high seas when they find themselves a charming shore house to rob. Will Jon make off with expensive scuba gear and a turbo speedboat or will he have to jump ship?

McMansion

Episode: 2x20 | Airdate: Dec 19, 2006

McMansion

Jon and Matt set their sights on a million dollar mansion. Homeowners Matthew and Tabitha have a top of the line alarm system but Tabitha doesn't see the need to use it. Will Jon be able to make off with thousands of dollars worth of goodies?

Diamond in the Rough

Episode: 2x21 | Airdate: Jan 8, 2007

Diamond in the Rough

Ban is a posh real estate agent, who dabbles in collecting rare antiques. He has come face to face with an intruder before but even that wasn't enough to scare some security sense into him. Will Jon be able to collect Ban's antiques?

Security Sisters

Episode: 2x22 | Airdate: Jan 15, 2007

Security Sisters

It's back to school for Matt and Jon when they find themselves at an off-campus college Sorority house. Jon sets out to steal their expensive jewels, clothes, bags and shoes lying around unprotected! Time for Matt to teach the ladies Security 101.

Solid Gold

Episode: 2x23 | Airdate: Jan 22, 2007

Solid Gold

Matt and Jon strike gold with an easy access house, a one level ranch home in a high income neighborhood. Ralph, the home owner has a rare collection of valuables and entertainment memorabilia from his days as a top radio disc jockey.

Vacation Time

Episode: 2x24 | Airdate: Jan 29, 2007

Vacation Time

Charles, Christine and their two kids live in a modest suburb along with their prized $100,000 RV which Jon can't wait to get his hands on. When the keys turn up amongst the jewelry and electronics, he hits the jackpot!

Play Date

Episode: 2x25 | Airdate: Feb 5, 2007

Play Date

Greg, Fern and their kids are stunned after Jon decides to clean them out right in the middle of a play date. Matt watches in disbelief as Jon sneaks around an army of neighborhood kids and breaks in without being caught.

Home Alone

Episode: 2x26 | Airdate: Feb 12, 2007

Home Alone

Kathy has her hands full with two teenage sons who would rather go biking than pay attention to little things like locking the door behind them. Their carelessness makes it easy for Jon to strike and then the boys definitely learn their lesson.

Beach Hamlet Heist

Episode: 2x27 | Airdate: Feb 19, 2007

Beach Hamlet Heist

Jon has his eyes on a beachfront cottage that is owned by Jeffrey and Susan. The two can not agree on security matters in their home, but they do agree their daughters need to be safe. Will Jon's break in scare them enough to make changes?

Now You See It, Now You Don't

Episode: 2x28 | Airdate: Feb 26, 2007

Now You See It, Now You Don't

Wayne and Marianne are magicians and their house is overflowing with electronics, jewelry and magic props. It's a perfect place for Jon to work his own magic. Can he make himself and the loot vanish before the booby-trapped house makes him disappear?

Swamp Thing

Episode: 2x29 | Airdate: Mar 5, 2007

Swamp Thing

Liz and her not so nuclear family thought they had bought their dream home until they discovered the spooky swampland that loomed behind their new yard. Unfortunately, Jon discovers this hiding place and it provides the perfect cover for his next heist.

Monster Movies

Episode: 2x30 | Airdate: Mar 12, 2007

Monster Movies

Movie fanatics, Rick and Stephanie recently traded in California city life for the safety of the New England suburbs. Jon and Matt happen upon their quaint country home, which has an unexpected weakness.

Speed Demons

Episode: 2x31 | Airdate: Mar 19, 2007

Speed Demons

Jon and Matt love motorized toys including ATV's, SUV's and motorcycles. When these former thieves happen upon a fully stocked garage, it's game on! Stealing cars isn't as easy at it used to be and Jon has to dodge nosy neighbors.

Empty Nest

Episode: 2x32 | Airdate: Mar 20, 2007

Empty Nest

Donna is experiencing "empty nest' syndrome now that her kids have flown the coop. With a big empty house, her kids are concerned for her safety. Will Jon be busted by an undercover cop when he tries to break in?

Dog Town and Thief Boys

Episode: 2x33 | Airdate: Mar 28, 2007

Dog Town and Thief Boys

Jon and Matt have their eyes on a vintage 1965 Ford Galaxy which belongs to Louis and Nadine. The couple thinks that they have done enough to secure their suburban home, but Jon and Matt want to prove them wrong while scoring a car in the process.

Ambush Makeover

Episode: 2x34 | Airdate: Apr 2, 2007

Ambush Makeover

After nagging her husband and teenaged sons for years about not locking up, Christina decides a little robbery is just what the gang needs. Matt takes it an unusual approach by ambushing Christina on break-in day to watch Jon ransack the place live!

Safe Haven

Episode: 2x35 | Airdate: Apr 3, 2007

Safe Haven

Suzi and Terry are in for a rude awakening when Matt and Jon set out to prove they are not as safe as they think. But a recent area crime-spree throws a wrench into Jon's plans when the cops step up the neighborhood patrols.

Reversal of Fortune

Episode: 2x36 | Airdate: Apr 9, 2007

Reversal of Fortune

Elliot and Stacy spared no expense when it came to renovating their waterfront home, but security wasn't exactly in the budget. The birth of their daughter has forced them to take a hard look at safety. Will Jon scare them into shape?

Gone in 60 Seconds

Episode: 2x37 | Airdate: Apr 10, 2007

Gone in 60 Seconds

The only thing that Andy and Beth love more than their kids and dogs are her fabulous jewels and his trove of rare 60's and 70's muscle cars. Like most proud collectors, Andy shows off his "babies" in front of the house, and the crooks take notice.

Peeping Jon

Episode: 2x38 | Airdate: Apr 11, 2007

Peeping Jon

Janice and Mark just moved into their dream house. But with the perfect cover of a wooded area out back, it's a no-brainer target for our peeping-tom crooks...and they like what they see inside. However, a nosy neighbor may get in the way of Jon's plan.

Who Done It?

Episode: 2x39 | Airdate: Apr 12, 2007

Who Done It?

Jon takes on a thirty five room Victorian hotel while guests enjoy "Murder Mystery Theater" night. With 60 plus patrons mulling about and a ltheatrical performance underway, Jon and his crew get busy pick-pocketing guests and raiding their rooms.

Ladies of the Lake

Episode: 2x40 | Airdate: Apr 13, 2007

Ladies of the Lake

Susan invites her friend Tiffany to move into the downstairs apartment of her lakeside home. With two sassy moms and three teens, nobody gives a thought to the security problems until they get a heavy dose of crookin' courtesy of Jon Douglas Rainey.

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