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The Green Green Grass - Episode Guide

Season 1

Keep on Running

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Sep 9, 2005

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Boycie claims it's just a mid-life crisis, but are there other more compelling reasons for him selling up and moving from his mock Georgian life in Peckham to a new life as a gentleman farmer in Shropshire?

A Rocky Start

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Sep 16, 2005

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Winterdown Farm, the Boyce's new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.

The Country Wife

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Sep 23, 2005

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When Marlene threatens to cook, Boycie is dispatched to pick blackberries for a pie and meets his friendly new neighbour.

Hay Fever

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Sep 30, 2005

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It's tribute night at the Horseshoe Inn. Elgin's sister gets a special offer on cows. Tyler takes the entrance exam for his new school. And why does Boycie have a job for Lllewellyn?

Pillow Talk

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Oct 7, 2005

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Tyler may have received a wakeup call from the Driscoll Brothers. However, his first day at school provides him with a sudden interest in the works of Thomas Hardy. Marlene has trouble sleeping until Jed provides an unusual remedy.

Sex and the Country

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Oct 14, 2005

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Traditional country remedies are tried for Rocky's predicament. Boycie and Marlene have a heart to heart with Tyler.

Season 2

Testing Times

Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Sep 15, 2006

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Sleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.

Here's to You, Mrs Boyce

Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Sep 22, 2006

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Boycie considers a move into local politics. Bryan's ex-fiancée finds a cure for lesbianism. Tyler fails to score at Rugby, but creates a good impression. Marlene provides momentary distraction during Tyler's maths coursework, until Boycie steps in with his first aid knowledge.

Bothered and Bewildered

Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Sep 29, 2006

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Boycie's decision to motivate his lazy workforce has unforeseen repercussions. Marlene and Tyler turn against Boycie. Tyler is traumatised by the school art class.

Mother Earth

Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Oct 6, 2006

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Beth's concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm. Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye opener for Beth.

Schoolboy French

Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Oct 13, 2006

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The circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student. A past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.

More Questions Than Answers

Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2006

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Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning 5,000 pounds.

Brothers and Sisters

Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Oct 27, 2006

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A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, when Marlene's sister comes to stay. Love is in the air for Bryan. Boycie attempts to bury the past.

From Here to Paternity (2006 Christmas Special)

Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Dec 25, 2006

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Mythical creatures go bump in the night and unleash a comedy of errors. All is not well with Mrs Cakeworthy's husband. Events bring a shine to Boycie's eyes, and Beth's Christmas present opens the door to the promised land.

Season 3

But Is It Art?

Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Nov 2, 2007

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When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis, Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary; but Boycie's benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.

The Lonely Herdsman

Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Nov 9, 2007

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When Marlene drags Boycie and Tyler to visit her mother Dora, the battle lines are drawn. Back at the farm, Bryan tries his hand at poetry to stop him feeling lonely whilst Mrs Cakeworthy surfs the net to help him find a solution.

If You Go Down to the Woods

Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Nov 23, 2007

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Marlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.

Sweet Sorrow

Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Nov 30, 2007

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Boycie and Marlene are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.

Fifteen Minutes

Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Dec 7, 2007

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Boycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.

The Final Curtain

Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Dec 14, 2007

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Boycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.

Lust in Translation

Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Dec 21, 2007

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Bryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.

The Special Relationship (2007 New Year Special)

Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Dec 30, 2007 (45 min)

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Boycie is asked to turn detective when an unexpected visitor arrives at Winterdown Farm with a secret from the past that, if confirmed, will have massive consequences for one member of the staff.

Season 4

The Path of True Love

Episode: 4x01 | Airdate: Jan 8, 2009

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Marlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.

Home Brew

Episode: 4x02 | Airdate: Jan 15, 2009

Home Brew

While searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor, which comes accompanied by a royal charter allowing him to produce and sell it. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.

Calendar Boys

Episode: 4x03 | Airdate: Jan 22, 2009

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Marlene, bored with life on the farm, throws herself into any charity work she can find. As a by-product of her efforts, Boycie senses an opportunity to become 'Sir' Aubrey. Marlene, with the dedicated help of their staff, tries to use her charity contacts to help her husband achieve his dream. Unfortunately, life is very rarely that simple, particularly where Boycie and Marlene are concerned.

Animal Instincts

Episode: 4x04 | Airdate: Jan 29, 2009

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Tyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony, but Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. He challenges his son to stand on his own two feet and prove he is a businessman by raising the money himself. This proves difficult, as the local vicinity is gripped by fear of 'animal freedom' protestors. However, Tyler sees an opportunity that will satisfy everyone but his father.

Your Cheating Art

Episode: 4x05 | Airdate: Feb 5, 2009

Your Cheating Art

Marlene is worried about Tyler being in a deep depression, and on what appears to be a starvation diet. He is withdrawn, and spends every hour painting gloomy pictures. Things become so bad that she calls for the help of her mother, Dora. And it is Dora who solves the mystery, and puts a smile back on her grandson's face.

The Departed

Episode: 4x06 | Airdate: Feb 12, 2009

The Departed

Boycie and Marlene drive Tyler back to his old university where his band, Puddle of Agony, is about to perform its very first gig. The staff, left alone to look after the Grange, decide to help a couple of ghost-hunters who have arrived in the area seeking phantoms and ghouls. While Tyler's career seems to be slipping downhill, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy appear to be in seventh heaven.

I Done It My Way

Episode: 4x07 | Airdate: Feb 19, 2009

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Having decided to write his autobiography and leave it to the nation as a legacy for future generations, Boycie drifts back to old times and old friends and adventures in Peckham. He finds that the memories of the old days and of his new life on his Shropshire farm prove surprisingly enlightening, both for himself and Marlene.

One Man's Junk

Episode: 4x08 | Airdate: Feb 26, 2009

One Man's Junk

The Antiques Roadshow comes to Ludlow, and Marlene, already in the middle of a house makeover, sees an opportunity to have her old bric-a-brac valued by experts. She is not alone, as Elgin, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy have exactly the same idea. Surprisingly, it is Boycie, with a little help from Tyler, who discovers the really valuable antique.

For Richer, for Poorer

Episode: 4x09 | Airdate: Mar 5, 2009

For Richer, for Poorer

To celebrate their forthcoming 40th wedding anniversary, Marlene has arranged for her and Boycie to renew their marriage vows. But, whilst checking up on old friends and acquaintances for the guest list, she hears some devastating news - news that puts an entirely different complexion on the Boyces' relationship.

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