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Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Sep 23, 2003
High-school teacher Patrick Owen meets movie star Alex Young after he's bitten by her dog.
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Sep 23, 2003
High-school teacher Patrick Owen meets movie star Alex Young after he's bitten by her dog.
Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Sep 30, 2003
Patrick and Alex agree to have a second date, but the problem is where to go and what to do.
Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Oct 7, 2003
After meeting Patrick's former lover, who's an author, Alex has self-esteem problems.
Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Oct 14, 2003
While Alex is surprised by the offer of a lead in a movie musical, Patrick is stunned by her poor singing voice.
Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Oct 21, 2003
Alex and Patrick spend a weekend at a luxury hotel, where she has a press junket---and he encounters the boyfriends of other actresses.
Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Oct 28, 2003
Patrick and Stevie try to prevent a director from showing Alex's first movie, a mediocre slasher flick.
Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Nov 11, 2003
Patrick agrees to Alex posing as the girlfriend of an action-movie hero to prevent rumors that the actor's gay.
Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2003
Cheri decides that she doesn't want to be Alex's assistant anymore.
Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Nov 25, 2003
Patrick's mother visits for Thanksgiving and meets Alex for the first time.
Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: Dec 23, 2003
Alex and Patrick agree not to spend over $100 for Christmas gifts for each other, but Alex doesn't think that covers a car that she got for free.
Episode: 1x11 | Airdate: Jan 6, 2004
Alex accompanies Patrick to his high-school reunion and disguises herself.
Episode: 1x12 | Airdate: Jan 13, 2004
Patrick becomes the on-set teacher for a child star who's appearing with Alex in a movie directed by Penny Marshall.
Episode: 1x13 | Airdate: Jan 27, 2004
Patrick takes Alex, who's nervous because it's Oscar-nomination time and she may be in the running, to a remote hideaway.
Episode: 1x14 | Airdate: Feb 10, 2004
Brooke Shields plays an actress just out of rehab for shoplifting who takes advantage of Alex's good will.
Episode: 1x15 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2004
Joan Rivers clashes with Patrick and threatens to ridicule Alex's Oscar gown.
Episode: 1x16 | Airdate: Feb 24, 2004
Alex, who has trouble sleeping the night before the Oscars, awakens to find her self-centered mother.
Episode: 1x17 | Airdate: Mar 2, 2004
Patrick's up for Teacher of the Year, but Alex doesn't want to accompany him to the ceremony.
Episode: 1x18 | Airdate: Mar 16, 2004
Patrick becomes jealous when he discovers that Alex's new costar is an old boyfriend.
Episode: 1x19 | Airdate: Mar 30, 2004
After unknowingly speaking to a reporter about Alex, Patrick begins to be suspicious of people.
Episode: 1x20 | Airdate: Apr 6, 2004
Patrick takes Alex to a barbecue to meet his fellow teachers and the principal.
Episode: 1x21 | Airdate: Apr 20, 2004
Alex agrees to star in the school play after a compromising video of Patrick and her falls into the hands of a student.
Episode: 1x22 | Airdate: Apr 27, 2004
Patrick moves in with Alex, but they don't live happily ever after.