Grownups - Episode Guide

Michelle must stop being a slut or lose her gorgeous new man. Mike has to find somewhere to sleep where he won't get attacked by tramps. Grant's dreams come true when Michelle invites him back to her flat. Claire tries to stop biting men.

Michelle makes the mistake of telling new boyfriend Dean that she loves him too soon into their relationship. Mike tries to conquer his fears - of the dark and of Natasha Kaplinsky. Grant finds the best place to go when he dies. Claire dispenses some dangerously frank advice.

Michelle tries to conquer her comfort eating in a bid to fit into a tiny new dress, and tells some terrible lies to get Mike and Dean to bond. Grant attempts to impress Michelle by dressing up. Claire has problems when she dates four men, all called Martin.

Michelle has to deal with her new boyfriend's glamorous and predatory ex. DJ Mike stops at nothing to get the money for a new microphone. Grant tries to seduce Michelle over a chessboard. Claire sues Michelle after an incident with a kettle.

Michelle's plan to work at home takes a deadly turn for the worse when lust gets the better of her. Mike adopts radical steps to look young, cool, and urban for a gig. Grant gets caught skiving from work. Claire tries to identify the world's best kisser.

Michelle tries to prove that she is more than just a cute nutritionist. Mike steals Michelle's Vespa and travels further than he planned. Grant attempts to impress Michelle using only his mother tongue. Claire gets a sexy new work uniform.

Michelle tries to find a way to dump her incredible, undumpable boyfriend. Bitten by a tramp, Mike convinces himself that he's got rabies and will die like a dog. Grant aims to surprise Michelle into sleeping with him. Claire causes a stink by dating a chef.

Michelle must decide which friend to take with her to a secret gig. Mike discovers a new religion and has a bizarre moment of epiphany. Claire and Grant fall out over a Scrabble game. Dean tries to persuade Michelle to have break-up sex.

When Michelle's new flatmate Chris calls her immature, she tries to show him just how grown up she is by marrying Grant. Claire falls for Chris, but he seems more interested in books than in her, so she resolves to seduce him, come what may.

When Grant dates Michelle's gorgeous friend Chloe, Michelle gets jealous and resorts to underhand tactics to split them up. Claire resolves not to sleep with anyone outside marriage just as Chris realises that the only woman he wants to sleep with is Claire.

Gorgeous barman Alex rejects Michelle because she's vain, so Michelle determines to win him back by becoming the ugliest woman in Manchester. To overcome his obsession with Michelle, Grant vows to go home to Swansea, but he is hijacked on his way to the station by Michelle's deranged boss, Rachel. Chris prepares to take out his sexual frustrations on a watermelon.

When Grant's new lover Rachel demands that he stop seeing Michelle, Michelle enlists the help of a blow-up sex doll to persuade Grant to confront her and gets fired. Chris discovers that being engaged makes him a love god, but when he refuses to buy Claire a ring she finds herself slipping back into her slutty old ways.

When Michelle tries to get her old job back at Glo gym her boss Rachel relegates her to the position of towel girl, so Michelle resorts to a novel interview technique to get a job as Grant's PA. Chris takes Claire to meet his parents and discovers that they share a revolting secret.

Michelle and Grant take action to remove Grant's bullying boss, but their plan backfires when Michelle takes some drugs, and Grant dumps her. When Chris gets the clap, the disease badly affects his hair, and Claire dumps him. The dumpees, Michelle and Chris, take comfort in each other's arms.

In a quest to mend his broken heart, Chris accidently kills a puppy. In a bid to win Grant over, Michelle throws herself in the canal. Alex falls for Jenny whilst Jenny falls for Chris.

In a bid to help Alex pick up trade at Bar Salade, Grant reluctantly agrees to take part in an illegal underground tiddlywink betting ring. Jenny decides to date sexy older man Chris, while Michelle tries to change her promiscuous ways.

Michelle's failing attempts to have a threesome hit rock bottom when she ends up in bed with Grant and Chris. Grant climbs a building site dressed as Kylie to appease a young boy. Chris organises a very adult book group which fails to impress Jenny.

Michelle's lesson in responsibility backfires when Alex asks her to marry him. Grant gets caught having sex with his legal secretary at work. Jenny helps Chris with his essay about the modern woman.

Michelle tries her hand at providing 'care in the community'. But it all ends in Bar Salade with Chris drinking milk, Grant riding a cow, Jenny dressed as a ghost and a little person forcing Alex to run through the sheet glass window.

Michelle and Jenny's girlie night out ends in disaster. Grant maims pensioners in his bid to drum up business for his law firm. Alex comes face to face with his fear of little people and runs through a sheet glass window, yet again. Chris discovers he's a daddy and has been for the past sixteen years.

Michelle visits 'Alex' in hospital and realises, for a very short moment, that she's not actually the centre of the universe. Jenny and Grant get to know each other better and Chris meets his son.

Chris has money worries and searches for a new flatmate. Alex and Jenny look after Grant while he deals with the lump on his testicle. Michelle is forced to choose between fame and friendship.