Season 1
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Oct 5, 1998
Pyramid is hosting a party to celebrate 45 episodes of Sword of Damacles, and the announcement of 20 more shows, but Michael Rushton doesn't want to sign on for another season. Richard Strong and Siobhan Roy successfully plot to get Richard promoted to head of television development by getting Raymond drunk and making it look like he sexually assaulted Siobhan.
Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Oct 12, 1998
After Alan promotes Victor into Veronica's job, Veronica and Richard plot to get revenge against Victor and Lisa.
Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Oct 19, 1998
Walter Franklin, the star of Beaver Creek, dies during hair transplant surgery in Mexico, and the team has to figure out a way to keep the show on the air.
Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Oct 26, 1998
Alan puts Richard in charge of developing a series about cops working undercover inside the prison system. The star of Victor's movie project is being difficult on set.
Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Nov 2, 1998
Richard is taken off the cop show project and is given a cheap daily "mill show" to produce.
Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Nov 9, 1998
Alan is being presented with a lifetime achievement award at the Gemini Awards ceremony, but can't settle on a speech. Siobhan plots to get Raymond rehired at Pyramid so she can get a role in his new show. Richard is fired after the team finds him and Siobhan having sex on the conference room table.
Season 2
Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Oct 4, 1999
Richard is working on a children's show at the competing Prodigy Productions, but is brought back to Pyramid after the two companies merge in a leveraged takeover.
Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Oct 11, 1999
Alan fires the entire staff, jeopardizing a new Kiefer Sutherland project the company has only just secured.
Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Oct 18, 1999
Michael Rushton wants to direct an episode of Sword of Damacles, but even though that's in his contract, nobody wants to let him do it because he's an idiot. Victor's nephew Ted visits while on a break from drug rehab, and successfully ingratiates himself into the company by proposing a New Media division.
Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Oct 25, 1999
Beaver Creek is given an award by a conservative media watchdog group for promoting family values, just days before two of its stars are planning to come out as gay by marching in the Toronto Pride Parade. In trying to manage the potential public relations fiasco, Victor makes things worse and the gay community organizes a protest in front of the company's office. Richard convinces Alan to buy an option on an unpublished book, which turns out to be terrible.
Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Nov 1, 1999
Captain McGee, star of the company's acquired children's show is found out to be a wife-swapper with his girlfriend while a German executive is given the cold shoulder as Pyramid employees try to sell him Beaver Creek as being "young and hip".
Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Nov 8, 1999
Murray, an old business associate of Alan's, comes to visit after joining the church of Spirentology, claiming that he created Sword of Damacles and demanding royalty payments. Alan sends Victor to infiltrate the Spirentologists in order to convince Murray to drop the claim, but he ends up being drawn into the church as well. Richard and Veronica are both being secretly headhunted by a competing firm.
Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Nov 15, 1999
Beaver Creek lands legendary actress Dian Del Largo for a guest appearance during sweeps week, but she proves to be a diva who fires half the show's production staff. Richard is forced to call in Gino Empry to get things back on track.
Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Nov 22, 1999
Misapplying techniques he learned from a new book on management, Alan sets Richard up to figure out how to work an Asian character into Beaver Creek to increase its appeal to American audiences, and leaves Veronica out of the loop on business decisions so she'll think she's about to be fired.
Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Nov 29, 1999
After actually watching an episode of Beaver Creek for the first time and deciding that it's awful, Alan puts Victor, Richard and Veronica personally in charge of overhauling the show.
Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Dec 6, 1999
Staff morale is in the tank after Alan cancels the office Christmas party.
Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Jan 10, 2000
Tired of being taken for granted, Veronica decides to show how valuable she is by taking the entire afternoon off for a girls' lunch with Wanda and Lisa, leaving Richard, Alan and Victor to search in vain for an "unpaid" tax file that she actually paid a week before.
Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Jan 17, 2000
A journalist is writing an article on Pyramid. An office temp steals Alan's new script idea and sells it to NBC as a series pilot.
Episode: 2x13 | Airdate: Jan 24, 2000
Alan orders the entire staff to undergo magnet therapy. Pyramid is working on a project to develop a school news program, but when Richard learns that Moses Znaimer has a similar program in development, he uses his magnets to erase Znaimer's tapes at the NATPE convention. Znaimer hires Richard to oversee Citytv Bogota in order to get him out of the way.
Season 3
Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Oct 16, 2000
With Richard still in Colombia, the Pyramid team learns that his helicopter has been shot down and he may be dead. Alan's in trouble with the shareholders after the news is revealed that he gave himself a large management bonus in the midst of the largest financial loss in the company's history. Wanda is obsessed with Manolo, a child refugee who's in the news.
Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Oct 23, 2000
Alan sends Victor to the Cayman Islands to deposit embezzled money into Alan's secret bank account. Michael Rushton is angry that Damacles still hasn't been licensed as an action figure
Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Nov 6, 2000
Mandy Forward is back for her latest Adele of Beaver Creek reunion movie, but is bitter about it. After deducing that the common link between the hit television shows Baywatch, Flipper, The Beachcombers and Gilligan's Island is water, Alan writes a movie script about water and tries to convince Mandy to star in it.
Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Nov 13, 2000
An Internet startup approaches Pyramid to strike a content deal. Alan doesn't understand what all this Internet fuss is about, and Veronica and Richard dabble in insider trading.
Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Nov 20, 2000
Dean Sutherland, a man recently released from prison after being cleared of a crime he didn't commit, offers Pyramid a movie option on his story, but Alan doesn't trust the DNA evidence and accuses Sutherland of stealing his Palm Pilot.
Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Jan 8, 2001
Alan goes on a protein diet and bans coffee and vegetables from the office.
Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Jan 15, 2001
After having a nightmare about somebody smashing a pyramid with a hammer, Alan requires the staff to participate in a team building seminar–but he refuses to participate in it himself. Veronica convinces Alan to hire a chief administrative officer so he can focus more on the creative side of his job, but the new executive hires 14 new vice-presidents.
Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Jan 22, 2001
Siobhan is in love with Victor's driver, and rushes into marrying him so he can get a producer's position on Beaver Creek. Richard and Veronica have to create a new children's show.
Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: Jan 29, 2001
The network hates the script for Beaver Creek's big 150th episode special, and the team decides to produce a live episode instead. A media watchdog group protests the violence in Sword of Damacles.
Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: Feb 5, 2001
Alan is too busy working on his director's commentary for the upcoming DVD release of Prom Night at Horny High to help Victor with his science fiction project Arcadia 3000.
Episode: 3x11 | Airdate: Feb 12, 2001
Alan hires video producers Susan and William Doyle to produce an office morale video at Pyramid, tasks Wanda with finding a song he heard on the radio but doesn't know anything else about, and assigns the rest of the team to make Sword of Damacles seem more Australian.
Episode: 3x12 | Airdate: Feb 19, 2001
Siobhan wants a better storyline on Beaver Creek, so the team work on an idea to give her character a near death experience. Siobhan becomes even more unruly on set after accidentally walking in on Alan and Janet making out. Alan hires renowned art film director Adam Kalilieh to direct any film he wants, but the project goes wildly over budget.
Episode: 3x13 | Airdate: Feb 26, 2001
Alan decides to kill off the entire cast of Beaver Creek in the final episode, leading everybody on the Pyramid staff to imagine their own eventual deaths. Richard gets hired out to the mayor's office to produce a campaign ad.
Season 4
Episode: 4x01 | Airdate: Oct 12, 2001
Alan brings in a creative team known as The Two Daves to write two new TV series; when they arrive, however, they're one Dave short. Victor tries to join Veronica's gym; when it turns out to be female-only, he and Alan file a lawsuit for membership.
Episode: 4x02 | Airdate: Oct 19, 2001
A cute new intern begins to work in the office.
Episode: 4x03 | Airdate: Oct 26, 2001
In an attempt to keep the reality show Roomies on the air, Alan makes sweeping changes, including firing the actual roomies in favor of Veronica, Victor, and Alan himself.
Episode: 4x04 | Airdate: Nov 2, 2001
Wanda suggests Veronica get child care books to help her deal with the babyish actors on Beaver Creek, which sparks the rumour that Veronica is pregnant. Alan tries to force Veronica to quit, so he doesn't have to pay her maternity leave.
Episode: 4x05 | Airdate: Nov 9, 2001
Alan hears of a great team building retreat through Moses Znaimer. Without knowing anything about it Alan signs up the office staff to attend.
Episode: 4x06 | Airdate: Nov 16, 2001
A television critic tells Richard that the reason she hates Alan so much is that they slept together ten years ago and he never called her back. When Alan confronts the critic, it turns out that Victor was the person that jilted her.
Episode: 4x07 | Airdate: Nov 23, 2001
Alan has seen a commercial in Japan starring Blind Jimmy. Worried that their funding will be cut if the network discovers the ads, Alan decides to force the entire cast to secretly make commercials in Japan.
Episode: 4x08 | Airdate: Nov 30, 2001
Pyramid's CFO dies and Richard helps to replace him with his old stock broker from Ohm Dot Com.
Episode: 4x09 | Airdate: Dec 7, 2001
Alan tries new management techniques; Wanda is audited.
Episode: 4x10 | Airdate: Jan 11, 2002
After spending years in a mental care facility, Alan's brother Frank arrives at Pyramid.
Episode: 4x11 | Airdate: Jan 25, 2002
Alan decides to cash in on Damacles' popularity in Germany and asks Michael Rushton to write a book on the philosophy of Damacles. When, after weeks of work, all he has is a title, Alan forces Veronica and Richard to write the book.
Episode: 4x12 | Airdate: Feb 1, 2002
Richard and Victor learn that Veronica's friend is actually a gold-digger and has her sights on Alan.
Episode: 4x13 | Airdate: Mar 1, 2002
Alan feels snubbed that he wasn't asked to speak at the Toronto Film Institute.
Episode: 4x14 | Airdate: Mar 8, 2002
An American network executive who contracted Prodigy to produce a television film about the War of 1812 wants changes to make the film more appealing to American audiences, including changing the British Redcoats to teal and rewriting the ending so that the Americans win.
Episode: 4x15 | Airdate: Mar 15, 2002
Richard must rework an episode of Damacles he is directing after an accident gets it barred from the original location.
Episode: 4x16 | Airdate: Mar 22, 2002
Alan decides the Beaver Creek wrap party is too expensive and has it relocated to the office.
Season 5
Episode: 5x01 | Airdate: Jan 10, 2003
Executive Brian Switzer finds himself in demand after leaving public television.
Episode: 5x02 | Airdate: Jan 10, 2003
Alan attempts to make Ann-Marie MacDonald part of the Pyramid family.
Episode: 5x03 | Airdate: Jan 17, 2003
Alan becomes obsessed with starting a new specialty channel. When it turns out to be too expensive, he buys an existing one by assuming its massive debt. The channel has zero viewers, and only shows one movie, over and over again.
Episode: 5x04 | Airdate: Jan 24, 2003
Diane Parkman returns from Los Angeles to work on a new miniseries based on a famous book.
Episode: 5x05 | Airdate: Jan 31, 2003
Veronica tries to produce a documentary on women in hockey.
Episode: 5x06 | Airdate: Feb 7, 2003
Richard hires a receptionist's teenage son.
Episode: 5x07 | Airdate: Feb 14, 2003
Beaver Creek's new Christmas episode is rescheduled to February, forcing a quick rewrite to make it about Valentines Day.
Episode: 5x08 | Airdate: Feb 21, 2003
The Pyramid staff succumbs to a flu epidemic; the company is nominated for a prestigious Swedish award.
Episode: 5x09 | Airdate: Feb 28, 2003
Victor has his eye on a new studio despite structural damage.
Episode: 5x10 | Airdate: Mar 7, 2003
Victor runs into a number of problems while producing a dating show for Pyramid, including a difficult show runner.
Episode: 5x11 | Airdate: Mar 14, 2003
Victor is appointed to the Leaf of Fame awards committee.
Episode: 5x12 | Airdate: Mar 21, 2003
Richard is tasked with giving the show Dock Cops a face-lift.
Episode: 5x13 | Airdate: May 30, 2003
The Pyramid staff begin to realize that Beaver Creek has jumped the shark, and reminisce about how their own lives have done the same.
Episode: 5x14 | Airdate: May 30, 2003
Episode: 5x15 | Airdate: Jun 6, 2003
The network decides to cancel Beaver Creek, and the company has to scramble to save its cash cow.
Episode: 5x16 | Airdate: Jun 13, 2003
Alan finds out about a new television sitcom called Producer's Cut which parodies the Canadian film and television production industry, and believes it's based on him.
Episode: 5x17 | Airdate: Jun 20, 2003
Alan sells Pyramid to a dairy farmer, who fires everybody except Wanda and Victor. Richard and Veronica start their own firm and get rich off a terrible show. Victor decides to retire, and Wanda becomes CEO of Pyramid.