Tittybangbang - Episode Guide

Paula the twitching darter has a new boyfriend, the attention-seeking Italian lady visits a stately home and Maxine Bendix tries to make it through a photo-shoot without leaking. The semi-nude sewing group are braving the great outdoors on a camping trip and Pete Wade has become an estate agent. Plus, new characters Veronica and Christina who love watching uneducated men horsing around in the sunshine.

Tom Cruisin drops into a sweet shop with his sulky entourage. Jackie teaches her gullible mate Nikki to speak French for a fiver in just one minute. Veronica Cooper watches some more useless lumps of men at play and Magwash baffles listeners with another Salty Tale. Maxine is still struggling with seepage whilst Carol struggles to accept that neighbour Michelle has made it on to the Jeremy Kyle Show before her.

In the naked ladies campsite Val calls for an exercise class. The Darters meet a strangely similar team, all the way from Holland, for an away match and Tom Cruisin tries to play a round of crazy golf with his gang of childish bodyguards. Plus, bored late night radio DJ Rachel Hodgson and Barnsley's first line of defence against neck-pests, The Vampire Slayers.

Plastic surgery victim Maxine Bendix tries her luck at a local beauty contest and the ladies darts team hold a very special auction in their club. TV-obsessed Carol hopes an out-of-control dog may help her dreams come true. Tom Cruisin's tour of England continues, hopeless Margaret is attacked by a swarm of bees in the ladies campsite and Barnsley's best vampire slayers attempt to attack a postman.

The Darters leave the safety of their club and hit the road for a mystery trip in Tony's very special caravan, while Tom Cruisin takes his bodyguards to a chippy for lunch so they can all sample a traditional saveloy sausage. Balding bachelor Don Peacock has a shocking visit from the Child Support Agency and the Shut Up Family go on the hunt for fresh duck.

The ladies who love to watch uneducated men horsing around make a shocking discovery in the countryside. Darter Anne leaves captain Paula speechless on her birthday and the duck and chip loving family come face to face with arrogant estate agent Pete Wade. Carol finally ties the knot with long suffering partner Dennis and Maxine pops the question to a very old friend.

Discover how Idi Amin spent his lost years in the UK; there's a medieval spoof of Dragons' Den starring Robin Hood, Maid Marian and Friar Tuck as the investors; Tom Cruise is back with his less-than-enthusiastic bodyguards; so are the Ladies Darts Team, led by twitching Paula.

Plastic surgery addict Maxine Bendix makes a return, as do Geordie mates Jackie and Nikki. Medieval spoof Robin's Den is once again open for business and the Ladies Darts Team face up to the smoking ban. New characters include frightening fitness instructor Lynne 'the Power' Thompson and a rather unsavoury couple running a charity shop. Plus, the Vampire Slayers hunt down another unsuspecting victim.

Includes Raul, the nervous and hysterical hairdresser, Idi Amin, who turns up alive and well living on a housing estate and Robin Hood, in a medieval spoof of Dragons' Den. There are identical twins who sweet talk their way into your homes and Beth Ditto, who is on the hunt for skinny bitches and is not taking no for an answer.

Wannabe pop star Maxine comes face to face with Louis Walsh and Stephen Gately. Veronica and Christina break into a remand centre before realising that neither of them were actually meant to be there. Other regular character and sketches include Idi Amin, Robin's Den, the Charity Shop, Lynne 'the power' Thomson and the shy Italian lady, who's still causing havoc in a hospital.

The dodgy owners of the charity shop receive a very special visitor – can it really be Heather Mills McCartney? Love is in the air as darts team compere Tony has a special question to ask Anne. Tom Cruise's bodyguards give him some tips on how to please his new wife in the bedroom. Veronica and Christina watch army personnel in training and the Vampire Slayers try to raise some funds for their cause.

Tom Cruise gives his bodyguards an acting masterclass, asking them to replicate his performance in Top Gun. Nikki finally gets a date with Mick Tootil and the bizarre identical twins introduce a new member of their church. The Italian maid tries to disrupt a funeral and in Robin's Den the outlaws are asked to invest in a duvet.

The ladies darts team, led by twitching captain Paula, head off for a Christmas meal and nearly set fire to a restaurant in the process. Estate agent Pete Wade pushes his luck at the office party and Tom Cruisin has some very special gifts for his bodyguards.The Duck and Chips family give Dad the best present ever, while balding bachelor Don Peacock faces up to a very lonely Christmas, which may even be his last.

Festive edition of the female-led sketch show, which includes highlights from the current series. Horsey types Veronica and Christina settle down to review the best of the uneducated men they have been watching all year round, while Tom Cruise tries to host a cheery Christmas lunch for his bodyguards. TV wannabe Carole takes pity on her arch-enemy Michelle when she is evicted on Christmas Eve, and the family who feast on duck and chips are given an oversized seasonal surprise.