Creg (Ricky Champ) is the senior officer on the wing, and rules the place with an iron fist (plus some steel handcuffs, and rubber bullets).
He has a soft spot for his colleague Dawn, and knows everything about her from her favourite colour to her Facebook password. Creg wants to subtly let Dawn know he's got feelings for her, but he isn't very good at subtlety (unless you consider skywriting to be subtle).
