Guest Stars Barbara Billingsley as June Cleaver Kristian Alfonso as Woman Gary Coleman as Arnold Jackson Dirk Benedict as Templeton 'Faceman' Peck Shawn Weatherly as Beauty Pageant Contestant Leann Hunley as Woman 2 Richard Simmons as Richard Simmons Sydney Lassick as Walter Poindexter Ed McMahon as Ed McMahon Charlie Dell as Salesman Philip Bruns as Mr. Beasley Sid Haig as Thug David Stone as Maheshwara Jeff B. Cohen as Ralph Clara Peller as Old Lady (from Where's the beef? commercial) Eve Smith as Old Woman Jim Lange as Jim Lange Steve Liebman as Underling Jocko Marcellino as Thug 2 LaWanda Page as Aunt Esther Anderson Lyle Alzado as Lyle Alzado Jake Steinfeld as The Hulk Bill Wiley as Underling 2 Nancy Parsons as Grendel Rod McCary as M.C. Uncredited Tom Willett as Man From Future Steven Ameche as Punk Rocker Geoff Vanderstock as Man Wearing Blonde Wig