Guest Stars Sam Lerner as Geoff Schwartz Noah Munck as 'Naked' Rob Smith Matt Bush as Andy Cogan Kenny Ridwan as Dave Kim Shayne Topp as Matt Bradley Sean Marquette as Johnny Atkins Tim Meadows as John Glascott Bryan Callen as Rick Mellor Rowan Blanchard as Jackie Geary Steve Berg as Joe / Mailman Co Starring Jackie Radinsky as Sergei Tarbokomous Lew Schneider as News Reporter Uncredited Patton Oswalt voices Narrator / Adult Adam Goldberg