Guest Stars Michael Gaston as Virgil Byrne Randy Oglesby as Father Shelby Tamara Feldman as Joan Kerry O'Malley as Mrs. Byrne Dan Donohue as Professor John Tillman Laine Neil as Patty Byrne Veronica Osorio as Marisol Co Starring Rob Zabrecky as The Minder Kurt Ela as David the Doorman Phil Abrams as Professor Gilford Crompton Colleen Foy as Cassandra Ann Hearn as Exasperated Woman David Wells as Professor George Cleveland Texas Battle as Murphy Gillian White as Female Chaperone Meredith Thomas as Sanctimonious Woman Paul Mabon as Vernon Bryan Krasner as Pious Man