Guest Stars Usman Ally as Hook-Handed Man Matty Cardarople as Henchperson of Indetermined Gender Allison Williams as Kit Snicket Morena Baccarin as Beatrice Peter MacNicol as Ishmael Co Starring Jacqueline Robbins as White Faced Woman #1 Joyce Robbins as White Faced Woman #2 John DeSantis as Bald Man Avi Lake as Isadora Quagmire Darcey Johnson as Trolleyman Kassius Nelson as Fiona Widdershins Jason Burkart as Another Colonist Angela Moore as Miranda Caliban Simon Chin as Alonso Amanda Burke as Colonist Matthew Dowden as Bertrand Baudelaire Nakai Takawira as Friday Caliban Uncredited Angelina Capozzoli as Beatrice Beaudelaire II