Guest Stars Ari Stachel as Sergeant Hasim Khaldun Annabel O'Hagan as Delia Kelly John Waters as Porn Site Guy Tory Trowbridge as Tina Bishop John Hans Tester as Sascha Thomas Patrick Page as Allistair Woodford Kaili Vernoff as Lawyer/Brad Turner's mother Ben Biggers as Brad Turner Caroline Pluta as Ashley Fallon Victoria Pollack as Rose Sullivan Uncredited Steve Zirnkilton voices Opening Narration