Guest Stars Jennifer Irwin as Virginia Kremp Tim Meadows as John Glascott Mindy Sterling as Linda Schwartz David Koechner as Bill Lewis Stephanie Courtney as Essie Karp Ken Lerner as Lou Schwartz Jessica St. Clair as Dolores Stephen Guarino as Administrator Dean Haneefah Wood as Professor Howell Uncredited Patton Oswalt voices Narrator / Adult Adam Goldberg
