Guest Stars Jim Rash as Dean Craig Pelton Richard Erdman as Leonard John Oliver as Professor Ian Duncan Lee Weaver as Joe Alfred Dennis as Richard Co Starring Dino Stamatopoulos as Alex "Star-Burns" Osbourne Bill Parks as Student #1 Paul Walter Hauser as Student #3 Pamela Shaddock as Receptionist Gwen McGee as Weird Sounding Lady Katie Locke O'Brien as Cashier Kerry Carney as Student #2 Edith Jefferson as Pearl