Episode 1

Manager Mike Read and his staff welcome you to television's first department store on the air. It's packed with goodies and everything's free! Mike's been stocking up with the music, star guests and cartoons that you have ordered.
Watch out for Keith Chegwin. He's making personal deliveries with our Mobile Branch.
Please use our Customer Services, John Craven is in charge.
You're invited to a wedding. Come and see You-know-who getting married to You-know-who.
David Icke turns our Sports Counter upside down with news from down under.
Don't miss Paul Daniels in the Joke Department. There's a star bargain on offer.