Guest Stars Shane Kinsman as Porter Scavo Zane Huett as Parker Scavo Brent Kinsman as Preston Scavo Shawn Pyfrom as Andrew Van de Kamp Joy Lauren as Danielle Van de Kamp Mehcad Brooks as Matthew Applewhite Roger Bart as George Williams Adrian Pasdar as David Bradley Harry S. Murphy as Headmaster Lentz Shannon O'Hurley as Mrs. Truesdale Michael Hitchcock as Mr. Doyle Co Starring Bill Goldberg as Inmate #2 Branscombe Richmond as Inmate #3 John Hemphill as Coach Aaliyah Franks as Patty Joe Basile as Officer Kevin Will as Ice Cream Vendor Allan Graf as Inmate #1