Guest Stars Eric Nenninger as Eric Hansen Sandy Ward as Pete John Ennis as Artie Brenda Wehle as Lavernia Thomas Lumberg, Jr. as Amos Eric Payne as Phil Stephen Root as John Pratt Michael Kostroff as Toadie Patrick Warburton as Burt Landon Steve Witting as Announcer Susan Sarandon as Meg Terry Bradshaw as Coach Clarence Aaron Hill as George Lauren Storm as Laurie Nick Mize as Barry Christina Ricci as Kelly Heidi Klum as Toothless Hockey Player Tom Green as Steve Yolanda Snowball as Woman Betty Carvalho as Woman #2 Mary Ostrow as Ms. Plum Howie Long as Howie Tracy Kay as Kissing Hockey Player Steve Tom as Mr. Jacobson Dennis Singletary as Worker Connor Matheus as Billy Wesley Thompson as Mr. Jones