Special Guest Stars Edward Asner as Dr. Ted Hardy Guest Stars Lorraine Caporaso as Clerk Elisabetta Fantone as Laura Jordan Craig Jacobson as FDLE Officer Brooke Langton as Nicky Holloway Kristen Miller as Lisa Schultz Derek Russo as Auditioning Stripper Veronica Viruet Simpson as Drunk Lady Jessica Trainham as Erin Tamara Jones as Even Drunker Lady Barbara Sloan as Elaine Corinne Engstrom as Kimberly Xavier Burbano as FHP Trooper Sam Upton as Dean Lawrence Uncredited Sharon Oliphant as FDLE / FHP Bilson Robert J. Fox as FHP Officer / Diner Patron Joseph Giambrone as Lookie Loo