Special Guest Stars Keanu Reeves as Tex Johnson Guest Stars Traci Lords as Jane McKinney Jane Levy as Taylor Slow / Ruth Brock Kelly as Steve Co Starring Mike Shaffrey as Jane's Bodyguard Dwight Carter as Jane's Bodyguard George Stumpf as McKinney Employee Shirley McConnell as Old Woman Dinarte de Freitas as Test Administrator Corey Richardson as Homeless Guy Megan Albertus as Pretty Girl