Matteo Lane

So Who The Hell is Matteo?

I'm a New York-based comic who grew up Italian-American (with a little bit of Mexican) in Chicago. I learned 5 languages, but still don't read books. After spending most of my life as an oil painter and opera singer, trying my best to be Maria Callas, I decided to throw it all away and tell dick jokes to strangers.

So far I've had a good run! I've been able to perform at Montreal ,Just for Laughs ,Festival and New York Comedy Festival. You may have seen me on Comedy Central's The Nightly Show and Adam Devine's House Party, or maybe drunk at the papaya stand on 6th Ave. I'm also a current cast member on MTV's GirlCode and MTV2's GuyCode. Ladylike (2016) I perform all the time in New York, and more and more on the road.

My goal for 2016 is to find a boyfriend and eat more vegetables.

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