Squidbillies - Episode Guide

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Oct 16, 2005

Introducing America's favorite animated family.

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Oct 23, 2005

Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Oct 30, 2005

After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Nov 6, 2005

An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Nov 13, 2005

Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Nov 20, 2005

Early concocts a popular new beverage.

Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Sep 17, 2006

Early and the Sheriff reach a crossroads. Not starring Charles Napier.

Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Sep 24, 2006

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Oct 1, 2006

Early does his part to support Georgia public education.

Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Oct 8, 2006

The squids meet a legless drifter. Not featuring Patrick Swayze.

Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Oct 15, 2006

Early's party hat enrages God.

Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Oct 22, 2006

Early discovers that his magic beans are far from magic.

Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Oct 29, 2006

A giant ant-man ruins Halloween.

Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Nov 5, 2006

Granny cheats death for another week.

Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Nov 12, 2006

Early learns a valuable lesson about the downside of mind control.

Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Nov 19, 2006

Violence leads to marriage in a very special Squidbillies.

Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Nov 26, 2006

Atlanta, home of several location shots used in Six Pack, starring Kenny Rogers.

Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Dec 10, 2006

Early is indifferent to Rusty's search for truth.

Episode: 2x13 | Airdate: Dec 17, 2006

Early circumvents state law.

Episode: 2x14 | Airdate: Dec 24, 2006

Early ruins Christmas.

Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Jan 20, 2008

Rusty opens up a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons.

Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Jan 27, 2008

Granny indulges in the ultimate spa experience.

Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Feb 3, 2008

Perverts need love. Rusty delivers.

Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Feb 10, 2008

Early's DNA is finally put to good use.

Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2008

Rusty's soul is a pawn in the endgame between good and evil.

Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Feb 24, 2008

The squids fail to learn a valuable lesson about conservation.

Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Mar 2, 2008

Lil's disregard for birth control provides a lifelong friend for Early.

Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Mar 9, 2008

Smelling youthful and sexy comes at a heavy price.

Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: Mar 16, 2008

Pedal meets metal and windshield meets Rusty.

Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: Mar 23, 2008

A study of the migrations and libations of the ignorant redneck land squid.

Episode: 3x11 | Airdate: Apr 6, 2008

Sheriff investigates the origins of fire, and its role in the burning of the squids' house.

Episode: 3x12 | Airdate: Apr 13, 2008

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and sex is first place.

Episode: 3x13 | Airdate: Apr 20, 2008

The greatest story ever told. About cartoon squids.

Episode: 3x14 | Airdate: Apr 27, 2008

An intimate look at one of history's most intriguing figures, presented in glorious English.

Episode: 3x15 | Airdate: May 4, 2008

The Squids stalk Georgia's rarest bird because the TV box told them to.

Episode: 3x16 | Airdate: May 11, 2008

Granny's on the prowl for love, Confederate style.

Episode: 3x17 | Airdate: May 18, 2008

Drought is a disease. David Allan Coe is the cure.

Episode: 3x18 | Airdate: May 25, 2008

Dan Halen tries his hand at human sacrifice.

Episode: 3x19 | Airdate: Jun 1, 2008

A pointless and moronic tale of the dangers of going green.

Episode: 3x20 | Airdate: Jun 8, 2008

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

Episode: 4x01 | Airdate: May 17, 2009

An accident leads to rage leads to friendship leads to love leads to murder leads to political success.

Episode: 4x02 | Airdate: May 24, 2009

Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.

Episode: 4x03 | Airdate: May 31, 2009

Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

Episode: 4x04 | Airdate: Jun 7, 2009

Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

Episode: 4x05 | Airdate: Jun 14, 2009

Oldest living confederate widow doesn't say anything of real relevance.

Episode: 4x06 | Airdate: Jun 21, 2009

The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

Episode: 4x07 | Airdate: Jun 28, 2009

Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.

Episode: 4x08 | Airdate: Jul 5, 2009

The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God's Bro.

Episode: 4x09 | Airdate: Jul 19, 2009

Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

Episode: 4x10 | Airdate: Jul 19, 2009

When the media sensationalizes his son's disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.

Episode: 5x01 | Airdate: May 16, 2010

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

Episode: 5x02 | Airdate: May 23, 2010

Early decides to remain faithful to all 97 of his new wives.

Episode: 5x03 | Airdate: May 30, 2010

When his father is placed on death row, Early snaps to action and tries on a new hat.

Episode: 5x04 | Airdate: Jun 6, 2010

The squids are fed up with government attempts to improve their lives.

Episode: 5x05 | Airdate: Jun 13, 2010

Advances in modern technology allow Early to visit Florida.

Episode: 5x06 | Airdate: Jun 20, 2010

Early's twisted dreams come true when Granny suffers a life-mangling injury.

Episode: 5x07 | Airdate: Jun 27, 2010

Early's GPS shows him the fastest route from friendship to obsession, avoiding all toll roads.

Episode: 5x08 | Airdate: Jul 4, 2010

Clowny Daggers!

Episode: 5x09 | Airdate: Jul 11, 2010

Rusty's special talent is playing football. Early's special talent is exploiting Rusty.

Episode: 5x10 | Airdate: Jul 18, 2010

Terror ensues after Early shoots a cow belonging to Al-Qaeda.

Episode: 6x01 | Airdate: Sep 11, 2011

Early's asbestos addiction finally catches up with him.

Episode: 6x02 | Airdate: Sep 18, 2011

At his high school reunion, the Sheriff settles an old score.

Episode: 6x03 | Airdate: Sep 25, 2011

Early proves he's smarter than a town full of idiots.

Episode: 6x04 | Airdate: Oct 2, 2011

Early brings his message to the people whether they want it or not.

Episode: 6x05 | Airdate: Oct 9, 2011

Rusty discovers the joys of being a teenage father.

Episode: 6x06 | Airdate: Oct 16, 2011

Early's parenting skills are called into question by a magical snowman.

Episode: 6x07 | Airdate: Oct 23, 2011

Early protests the arrival of a big box store by working there.

Episode: 6x08 | Airdate: Oct 30, 2011

Scoot over, alcohol and inhalants, Early has a new addiction.

Episode: 6x09 | Airdate: Nov 6, 2011

Gaga Pee Pap returns to pass the family ignorance on to Rusty.

Episode: 6x10 | Airdate: Nov 13, 2011

On a transatlantic trucker challenge, The Scrambler and The Mummy get in high gear and hot water!

Episode: 7x01 | Airdate: Jul 22, 2012

Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.

Episode: 7x02 | Airdate: Jul 29, 2012

When a serial killer is on the loose, Sheriff turns to the town's stupidest citizen for help.

Episode: 7x03 | Airdate: Aug 5, 2012

Sheriff and Rusty go on a manhunt for Early at Lake Okaleechee.

Episode: 7x04 | Airdate: Aug 12, 2012

Lil's loved ones try to get her re-addicted to drugs.

Episode: 7x05 | Airdate: Aug 19, 2012

Early gets jealous that Rusty has been taking the credit for all the crimes Early blamed on him.

Episode: 7x06 | Airdate: Aug 26, 2012

Sheriff almost makes the biggest mistake of his life, then does.

Episode: 8x01 | Airdate: Aug 11, 2013

Early becomes king of a local cave.

Episode: 8x02 | Airdate: Aug 18, 2013

Early goes on a rampage with the ghost of his dead father.

Episode: 8x03 | Airdate: Aug 25, 2013

Rusty ducks his responsibilities as a deadbeat dad to become an amateur crime-fighter.

Episode: 8x04 | Airdate: Sep 9, 2013

America declares war on Early's new neighborhood.

Episode: 8x05 | Airdate: Sep 15, 2013

Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for Sheriff against Sheriff Sheriff.

Episode: 8x06 | Airdate: Sep 22, 2013

A new judge takes the controversial stance of punishing criminals.

Episode: 8x07 | Airdate: Sep 29, 2013

The squids have a nuanced and well thought out debate on the controversial practice of fracture mining.

Episode: 8x08 | Airdate: Oct 6, 2013

Early sells out to liberal Hollywood.

Episode: 8x09 | Airdate: Oct 13, 2013

Early shoots Rusty to prove that guns should be legal.

Episode: 9x01 | Airdate: Sep 21, 2014

Early takes one for the team, the wrong team, in the battle over marriage equality.

Episode: 9x02 | Airdate: Sep 28, 2014

Early trades his legs for walking around money.

Episode: 9x03 | Airdate: Oct 5, 2014

Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.

Episode: 9x04 | Airdate: Oct 12, 2014

Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.

Episode: 9x05 | Airdate: Oct 19, 2014

Early triggers the collapse of society so he can enjoy his expensive new doomsday bunker.

Episode: 9x06 | Airdate: Nov 2, 2014

Sheriff's dad, the Sheriff, breaks the law to break down social barriers.

Episode: 9x07 | Airdate: Nov 9, 2014

Early discovers there's more than one way to beat a feeble old woman.

Episode: 9x08 | Airdate: Nov 16, 2014

Early puts his love in all the wrong places.

Episode: 9x09 | Airdate: Nov 23, 2014

Early loses the love of his life.

Episode: 9x10 | Airdate: Nov 30, 2014

Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.

Episode: 10x01 | Airdate: Jul 10, 2016

The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.

Episode: 10x02 | Airdate: Jul 17, 2016

Early unwittingly wraps himself in the symbol of his own oppression.

Episode: 10x03 | Airdate: Jul 24, 2016

Early pulls from a bag of tricks to vanquish his grandson.

Episode: 10x04 | Airdate: Jul 31, 2016

Sheriff tries stand-up comedy and kills himself.

Episode: 10x05 | Airdate: Aug 7, 2016

Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.

Episode: 10x06 | Airdate: Aug 14, 2016

You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.

Episode: 10x07 | Airdate: Aug 21, 2016

Rest in Peace, Scott Hilley.

Episode: 10x08 | Airdate: Oct 30, 2016

Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.

Episode: 10x09 | Airdate: Nov 20, 2016

Rusty's new friend gets invited to a very special Thanksgiving dinner.

Episode: 11x01 | Airdate: Oct 15, 2017

Justice is served, mayo free.

Episode: 11x02 | Airdate: Oct 22, 2017

Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!

Episode: 11x03 | Airdate: Oct 29, 2017

Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.

Episode: 11x04 | Airdate: Nov 5, 2017

Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.

Episode: 11x05 | Airdate: Nov 12, 2017

It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.

Episode: 11x06 | Airdate: Nov 19, 2017

Early exploits himself for attention.

Episode: 11x07 | Airdate: Nov 26, 2017

Everyone lies and all the houses burn.

Episode: 11x08 | Airdate: Dec 3, 2017

Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.

Episode: 11x09 | Airdate: Dec 10, 2017

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!

Episode: 11x10 | Airdate: Dec 17, 2017

Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.

Episode: 12x01 | Airdate: Aug 11, 2019

Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.

Episode: 12x02 | Airdate: Aug 11, 2019

Granny finds love and Early loses his mind.

Episode: 12x03 | Airdate: Aug 18, 2019

Early and Tammi start a band in a star-studded episode that got us a free cruise.

Episode: 12x04 | Airdate: Aug 18, 2019

Episode: 12x05 | Airdate: Aug 25, 2019

Early finds a priceless civil war relic and sells it for the right price.

Episode: 12x06 | Airdate: Aug 25, 2019

Dan Halen finds financial bankruptcy less enjoyable than moral bankruptcy.

Episode: 12x07 | Airdate: Sep 8, 2019

Early enjoys the highfalutin lifestyle of owning a premium cooler.

Episode: 12x08 | Airdate: Sep 8, 2019

A social media stunt nearly costs Sheriff his life.

Episode: 12x09 | Airdate: Sep 15, 2019

Early lets his beak flag fly.

Episode: 12x10 | Airdate: Sep 15, 2019

Early interferes with Rusty's new party business and it's last call…for action!

Episode: 13x01 | Airdate: Nov 7, 2021

The Roadkill Rembrandt rides again.

Episode: 13x02 | Airdate: Nov 7, 2021

Early exercises his freedom of speech by speeching differently from now on.

Episode: 13x03 | Airdate: Nov 14, 2021

Early revisits the storage unit where he spent his childhood.

Episode: 13x04 | Airdate: Nov 14, 2021

Early LARPs as a military veteran to save 10% on an omelet.

Episode: 13x05 | Airdate: Nov 21, 2021

Early achieves enlightenment, then shoves it down everyone else's throat.

Episode: 13x06 | Airdate: Nov 21, 2021

Sheriff does.

Episode: 13x07 | Airdate: Dec 5, 2021

Terror strikes from the skies! Who's next? Hoo!

Episode: 13x08 | Airdate: Dec 12, 2021

Early is forced to choose between his community and his hats.

Episode: 13x09 | Airdate: Dec 12, 2021

Farewell to America's favorite animated family.