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The Millers - Episode Guide

Season 1

Pilot

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Oct 3, 2013

Pilot

Nathan and his sister, Debbie, are upset when their parents announce they're divorcing after 43 years of marriage. However, that's nothing compared to the panic they feel when Carol, their intrusive mother, announces that she's moving in with Nathan, while Tom, their easily distracted father, is moving in with Debbie.

Plot Twists

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Oct 10, 2013

Plot Twists

When Carol dictates that it's time to rearrange the family's positions in the Millers cemetery plot because of the two divorces, Nathan needs to approach his ex-wife, Janice, to ask her to sign back her space to the family.

The Phone Upgrade

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Oct 17, 2013

The Phone Upgrade

Nathan and Debbie trade parents when they each think the other sibling has it easier.

The Mother Is In

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Oct 24, 2013

The Mother Is In

When Carol finds out that Nathan is seeing a therapist, she secretly makes an appointment for herself in order to find out what's going on.

Giving the Bird

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Oct 31, 2013

Giving the Bird

It's Halloween, and Nathan, Debbie and Adam take Mikayla trick-or-treating to the house of an old woman who everyone in the neighborhood thinks is a witch. Meanwhile, Nathan and Debbie are furious when they discover Carol lied about what really happened to their pet parrot they thought flew away when they were kids.

Stuff

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Nov 7, 2013

Stuff

Nathan hatches a plan to get his parents back together by showing them all of their sentimental family possessions in the hopes it will make them remember the good times they've had.

The Talk

Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Nov 14, 2013

The Talk

When Carol finds out that Tom never had "the talk" with Nathan about the birds and the bees, she insists it's not too late to gather the family together and do it now.

Internet Dating

Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Nov 21, 2013

Internet Dating

When Nathan helps Carol set up her profile on an Internet dating site, he and Ray get so excited about one of her potential suitors, they start corresponding with him, pretending to be Carol.

You're in Trouble

Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Dec 5, 2013

You're in Trouble

When Nathan learns why Debbie is Tom's favorite child instead of him, he decides it's time to fill his parents in on some of Debbie's childhood secrets.

Carol's Parents Are Coming to Town

Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: Dec 12, 2013

Carol's Parents Are Coming to Town

When Carol's overbearing mother and father announce they're coming to visit for Christmas, Carol recruits Nate and Tom to cover up their failed relationships and present a happy facade. However, Nate begins to believe the lie, and considers getting back together with his ex, Janice.

Dear Diary

Episode: 1x11 | Airdate: Jan 2, 2014

Dear Diary

When Debbie suspects Nathan and Carol of secretly reading her diary, she and Adam plant a fake entry about Tom in order to prove it.

Miller's Mind

Episode: 1x12 | Airdate: Jan 9, 2014

Miller's Mind

Nathan learns to appreciate Carol's incessant rants after he mimics one of them at work and is rewarded with his own news segment to complain on the air. But when his tirades lack the flair and fervor of his mother's, he secretly devises ways to keep her irritated in order to get new material.

Driving Miss Crazy

Episode: 1x13 | Airdate: Jan 30, 2014

Driving Miss Crazy

When Nathan gets frustrated after he's forced to drive Carol around town for errands once again, he demands that she either learn how to drive or find another chauffeur. But when Debbie volunteers Adam to drive Carol, everyone's surprised when they form an unexpected bond.

Carol's Surprise

Episode: 1x14 | Airdate: Feb 6, 2014

Carol's Surprise

Nathan is determined to finally, just once, surprise the "unsurpriseable" Carol on her birthday.

You Betcha

Episode: 1x15 | Airdate: Feb 27, 2014

You Betcha

Nathan asks Tom to spend the weekend with him in the hopes of finding something they have in common. Also, while Debbie and Adam are out of town at a vegetarian convention, Carol stays with Mikayla and accidentally turns her upraising upside-down.

Bahama Mama

Episode: 1x16 | Airdate: Mar 6, 2014

Bahama Mama

Just as Nathan begins to unwind on his vacation in the Bahamas, Carol's surprise appearance gets him riled up all over again until they meet Ganja Pete. Meanwhile, Debbie is upset with Adam when she learns that he used to write love songs for the special girls in his life when he was younger.

Plus One

Episode: 1x17 | Airdate: Mar 13, 2014

Plus One

Nathan's excitement at scoring a ticket for himself and a guest to a dinner with President Obama turns to dread when he has to pick one of his family members to be his "plus one".

Walk-N-Wave

Episode: 1x18 | Airdate: Apr 3, 2014

Walk-N-Wave

Worried that his mother has made him feel like he's better than other people, Nathan befriends a hopeless co-worker, Doug, who turns out to be a social outcast and more than Nathan knows how to handle. Meanwhile, Tom and Adam argue about who's smarter and take an online test to find out.

Cancellation Fee

Episode: 1x19 | Airdate: Apr 10, 2014

Cancellation Fee

Nathan tries to date his mother's dentist in secret after Carol adds her to the Miller Family Blacklist for charging her a $75 cancellation fee for being late to her appointment. Meanwhile, Carol goes to great lengths to get her money back, and Tom can't figure out why he keeps waking up with gum stuck in his hair.

Tomlandia

Episode: 1x20 | Airdate: Apr 24, 2014

Tomlandia

When Nathan pitches a children's show to his boss, Ed Dolan, based on Tom's imaginary comic book, Tom has an adverse reaction to the tweaks made to his cherished world.

0072

Episode: 1x21 | Airdate: May 1, 2014

0072

When Tom proudly tells the family he's dating a much younger woman, Nathan goes undercover to spy on him and make sure his father isn't being scammed by a gold digger.

Sex Ed Dolan

Episode: 1x22 | Airdate: May 8, 2014

Sex Ed Dolan

Nathan introduces his boss, Ed Dolan, to Tom in hopes they'll hit it off and hang out together, but surprisingly, Dolan only has eyes for Carol.

Mother's Day

Episode: 1x23 | Airdate: May 15, 2014

Mother's Day

Carol has the worst Mother's Day ever when Nathan forgets to get her a present.

Season 2

Movin' Out

Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2014

Movin' Out

Carol begins her search for a new apartment, causing Nathan and Debbie to race each other to find her a place that is the farthest away from each of them. During the course of her house-hunting, Carol meets and develops an instant bond with Kip Finkle, her new best friend.

Reunited and It Feels So Bad

Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Oct 27, 2014

Reunited and It Feels So Bad

Tom and Carol decide to formally end their marriage but are surprised when they both hesitate to finalize the divorce, sending Nathan and Debbie into a panic at the thought of their parents reconciling.

Give Metta World Peace a Chance

Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Nov 3, 2014

Give Metta World Peace a Chance

Nathan lands the biggest interview of his career with professional basketball player Metta World Peace, but when karma catches up with him, he risks ruining his professional reputation.

You Are the Wind Beneath My Wings, Man

Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Nov 10, 2014

You Are the Wind Beneath My Wings, Man

When Ray points out that Nathan has a history of being the worst wingman ever, Nathan embarks on a mission to be a better friend by becoming less self-involved. Also, Debbie and Adam disagree over what's best for their family's livelihood.

CON-Troversy

Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Nov 17, 2014

CON-Troversy

Nathan is assigned to cover a Sci-Fi Fest for his workplace and runs into a famous book author who has hated him since grade school. Meanwhile, Adam has an identity crisis when he learns that much of what he was taught on the commune was based on the mythology of Star Wars.

Diggin' Up Bones

Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Jul 4, 2015

Diggin' Up Bones

Kip encourages Carol to be more daring and confront her former work nemesis at the woman's retirement party

Papa Was a Rolling Bone

Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Jul 11, 2015

Papa Was a Rolling Bone

The Millers decide to spend Thanksgiving apart for the first time, but their individual plans go awry.

Louise Louise

Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Jul 11, 2015

Louise Louise

The family attempt to help Aunt Louise after she decides she wants to accomplish something remarkable.

Highway to the Manger Zone

Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Jul 18, 2015

Highway to the Manger Zone

Kip wants the Millers to organize a living nativity scene. Carol wants Nathan and Kip to sort out the issues between them.

Hero

Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Jul 18, 2015

Hero

Nathan would like to to have a better relationship with his niece, Mikayla.

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