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Drawn Together - Episode Guide

Season 1

Hot Tub

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Oct 27, 2004

Hot Tub

The roommates move in and kick things off in classic hot tub reality tv style, and Foxy makes a move to open Clara's bigoted princess mind.

Clara's Dirty Little Secret

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Nov 3, 2004

Clara's Dirty Little Secret

Finding Prince Charming is hard enough for Princess Clara, but what's to be done with her octopussoir?

Gay Bash

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Nov 10, 2004

Gay Bash

Xandir must make an important lifestyle decision about whether or not he's a gay.

Requiem for a Reality Show

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Nov 17, 2004

Requiem for a Reality Show

A producer-initiated challenge leads the housemates down some new paths, and Toot works through her eating disorders.

The Other Cousin

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Dec 1, 2004

The Other Cousin

Clara is embarrassed when she gets a visit from a family member, while Wooldoor, Toot and Xandir can't stop licking Ling-Ling.

Dirty Pranking Number 2

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Dec 8, 2004

Dirty Pranking Number 2

Spanky helps Clara realize there's more to life than just being a princess, while Captain Hero and Xandir find there's trouble in paradise.

The One Wherein There Is A Big Twist (1)

Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Dec 15, 2004

The One Wherein There Is A Big Twist (1)

The housemates have had enough of the producers and decide it's time to rise up against the dreaded Reality TV Twist cliffhanger.

Season 2

Foxxy vs. the Board of Education

Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Oct 26, 2005

Foxxy vs. the Board of Education

Spanky gets downloaded with a virus and must gay marry Xandir for health insurance, Foxxy gets busted for not having a Mystery Solving License, and Ling Ling gets sorta killed.

Little Orphan Hero

Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Nov 2, 2005

Little Orphan Hero

Inspired by Captain Hero's short-lived depression, the roommates start a suicide hotline business and learn about responsibility and working together and how they suck at it.

Captain Hero's Marriage Pact

Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Nov 9, 2005

Captain Hero's Marriage Pact

Captain Hero gets a visit from his ex-girlfriend, Unusually Flexible Girl, who reminds him of their marriage pact ; meanwhile Foxxy Love tries to get the Foxxy 5 band back together so they can all reclaim their fame.

Clum Babies

Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Nov 16, 2005

Clum Babies

Wooldoor finally reaches puberty and his incessant masturbating creates magical Clum Babies, which have healing powers.  Naturally, Clara is on a zealous mission to stop him.

Ghostesses in the Slot Machine

Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Nov 30, 2005

Ghostesses in the Slot Machine

When the house becomes haunted by the ghosts of 1,000 Indians, the gang decides to offer a piece of their property as a gesture of peace, and the Indians return the favor by building a huge casino.

Super Nanny

Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Dec 7, 2005

Super Nanny

While Ling-Ling works toward his driver's license, Captain Hero purposefully acts out so he can summon Super Nanny and challenge her once and for all.

Terms of Endearment

Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Jan 25, 2006

Terms of Endearment

Captain Hero's x-ray vision makes a housemate ill. Distraught, he seeks to give up his super powers.

Captain Girl

Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Feb 1, 2006

Captain Girl

The death of Captain Girl forces Captain Hero to fight crime and grief solo. Toot adopts a baby.

A Tale of Two Cows

Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Feb 8, 2006

A Tale of Two Cows

The ever-manipulative Toot uses a video game cheat book to snag Xandir as her date for her fat camp reunion, and  Wooldoor adopts a live-action cow from the live-action forest.

Xandir and Tim, Sitting In a Tree

Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Feb 15, 2006

Xandir and Tim, Sitting In a Tree

Captain Hero's alter-ego, the mild-mannered reporter Tim Tommerson, comes to visit and spends a lot of gay time with Xandir. Meanwhile, the housemates plot revenge on Entertainment Weekly for ranking "Drawn Together" as an "F."

The Lemon-AIDS Walk

Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Feb 22, 2006

The Lemon-AIDS Walk

Captain Hero is determined to win the AIDS walk, no matter how many steroids it takes, and Wooldoor takes up shoplifting at the mall.

Alzheimer's That Ends Well

Episode: 2x14 | Airdate: Mar 8, 2006

Alzheimer's That Ends Well

Clara gets an extreme make-over to remove her "Octopussoir," while the housemates diagnose Toot with Alzheimer's and check her into an old folks home.

Season 3

Freaks & Greeks

Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Oct 5, 2006

Freaks & Greeks

When the new "Greek" neighbors won't let Captain Hero rush their house, he sets his sights on revenge; meanwhile, Ling-Ling's inheritance hangs in the balance of a fatty when his sickly father moves into the house and falls in love with Toot.

Spelling Applebee's

Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Oct 19, 2006

Spelling Applebee's

Spanky helps Foxxy regain her Spelling Bee championship title, and Captain Hero gets wrapped up in Princess Clara's secret sexual fetish for car crashes.

Unrestrainable Trainable

Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Oct 25, 2006

Unrestrainable Trainable

Captain Hero discovers that his inbred son is the "special" Giant attacking the city, and Princess Clara develops Munchhausen's by Proxy and alternately takes care of and keeps Wooldoor sick with drain cleaner and sledgehammers.

N.R.A.y RAY

Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Nov 1, 2006

N.R.A.y RAY

Captain Hero's attempts to rid the world of assault weapons leaves everyone vulnerable to violent deer attacks. Foxxy's grandson Ray Ray, concealed in the walls of the house, falls in love with Toot.

Mexican't Buy Me Love

Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Nov 8, 2006

Mexican't Buy Me Love

Foxxy and Captain Hero agree to pretend-date so Hero can be part of the Cool Kids crowd and return the favor to Foxxy by saving the world from a meteor; meanwhile, Ling-Ling gets mixed up with cockfighting and leads the chickens of Mexico in revolucion!

Lost In Parking Space (1)

Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Nov 15, 2006

Lost In Parking Space (1)

Clara mistakenly thinks her housemates have been taken up in The Rapture, but they are actually trapped in a compact parking space in the mall with little or no means of escape. Can they survive 50-degree weather and a little claustrophobia without killing each other?

Lost In Parking Space (2)

Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Oct 4, 2007

Lost In Parking Space (2)

The housemates are still trapped in a compact parking space in the mall when Toot goes insane prompting the others to cannibalize Ling-Ling.  Meanwhile, Foxxy is kidnapped by the manager at Hot Topic, who reveals the truth behind his store's success.

Charlotte's Web of Lies

Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: Oct 11, 2007

Charlotte's Web of Lies

Rebecca Romijn plays a spider who has a one night stand with Spanky Ham that quickly turns into a fatal attraction. Meanwhile, Captain Hero comes face to face with his arch nemesis when questions of trust arise. Also, the origin of Ling Ling's violent tendencies is revealed – he never truly wanted to be a fighter. All he wanted to do was dance.

Breakfast Food Killers

Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: Oct 18, 2007

Breakfast Food Killers

Wooldoor becomes the mascot of Quackers cereal after the original mascot is mysteriously murdered. Unfortunately, the dark side of fame hits Wooldoor as he finds himself addicted to Crunchberries.  In turn, Toot sets out to bring down those responsible for Wooldoor's addiction before it's too late.

Drawn Together Babies

Episode: 3x11 | Airdate: Oct 25, 2007

Drawn Together Babies

Meet the Drawn Together Babies! - the eight housemates living together as little tots. When Mommy and Daddy leave them with a mean babysitter, the babies kill her…by accident. As they work together to get themselves out of the mess they've made, the babies learn lessons about life and love. Also, find out what life-altering event turned each baby into the twisted characters they are today.

Nipple Ring Ring Goes to Foster Care

Episode: 3x12 | Airdate: Nov 1, 2007

Nipple Ring Ring Goes to Foster Care

When Ling-Ling ODs on his 21st birthday, the housemates learn the little battle monster is only 3 years old. As a result, Child Services puts Ling-Ling in foster care. When Foxxy tries to save him, she realizes Ling-Ling's foster parent is her real father.  Meanwhile, Hero gets a nipple ring that allows him to communicate with himself…from the past!

Toot Goes Bollywood/Fat Albert and the Gang Bang

Episode: 3x13 | Airdate: Nov 8, 2007

Toot Goes Bollywood/Fat Albert and the Gang Bang

Foxxy vows to give up sex and Toot vows to get some. While Foxxy digs deep into her past, Toot gets herself a muumuu in an effort to change her look.  She is happy with the change until she is struck by a car. The car's occupants are Indian and, thinking they've hit a sacred talking cow, they begin worshiping Toot and bring her to India where she rules with an iron hoof. Will Toot be willing to give up her kingdom as a cow to live a sad life as a fat girl?

American Idol Best of Show

Episode: 3x14 | Airdate: Nov 14, 2007

American Idol Best of Show

Our housemates find themselves in a singing competition that is strikingly similar to "American Idol." As the housemates compete to stay in the house, they are forced to sing show favorites - but with some new twists. Find out who will be the last one standing!

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