Hot Tub
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Oct 27, 2004
The roommates move in and kick things off in classic hot tub reality tv style, and Foxy makes a move to open Clara's bigoted princess mind.
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Oct 27, 2004
The roommates move in and kick things off in classic hot tub reality tv style, and Foxy makes a move to open Clara's bigoted princess mind.
Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Nov 3, 2004
Finding Prince Charming is hard enough for Princess Clara, but what's to be done with her octopussoir?
Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Nov 10, 2004
Xandir must make an important lifestyle decision about whether or not he's a gay.
Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Nov 17, 2004
A producer-initiated challenge leads the housemates down some new paths, and Toot works through her eating disorders.
Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Dec 1, 2004
Clara is embarrassed when she gets a visit from a family member, while Wooldoor, Toot and Xandir can't stop licking Ling-Ling.
Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Dec 8, 2004
Spanky helps Clara realize there's more to life than just being a princess, while Captain Hero and Xandir find there's trouble in paradise.
Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Dec 15, 2004
The housemates have had enough of the producers and decide it's time to rise up against the dreaded Reality TV Twist cliffhanger.
Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Oct 19, 2005
The surviving roommates return home to cast a new roommate.
Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Oct 26, 2005
Spanky gets downloaded with a virus and must gay marry Xandir for health insurance, Foxxy gets busted for not having a Mystery Solving License, and Ling Ling gets sorta killed.
Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Nov 2, 2005
Inspired by Captain Hero's short-lived depression, the roommates start a suicide hotline business and learn about responsibility and working together and how they suck at it.
Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Nov 9, 2005
Captain Hero gets a visit from his ex-girlfriend, Unusually Flexible Girl, who reminds him of their marriage pact ; meanwhile Foxxy Love tries to get the Foxxy 5 band back together so they can all reclaim their fame.
Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Nov 16, 2005
Wooldoor finally reaches puberty and his incessant masturbating creates magical Clum Babies, which have healing powers. Naturally, Clara is on a zealous mission to stop him.
Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Nov 30, 2005
When the house becomes haunted by the ghosts of 1,000 Indians, the gang decides to offer a piece of their property as a gesture of peace, and the Indians return the favor by building a huge casino.
Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Dec 7, 2005
While Ling-Ling works toward his driver's license, Captain Hero purposefully acts out so he can summon Super Nanny and challenge her once and for all.
Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Jan 25, 2006
Captain Hero's x-ray vision makes a housemate ill. Distraught, he seeks to give up his super powers.
Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Feb 1, 2006
The death of Captain Girl forces Captain Hero to fight crime and grief solo. Toot adopts a baby.
Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Feb 8, 2006
The ever-manipulative Toot uses a video game cheat book to snag Xandir as her date for her fat camp reunion, and Wooldoor adopts a live-action cow from the live-action forest.
Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Feb 15, 2006
Captain Hero's alter-ego, the mild-mannered reporter Tim Tommerson, comes to visit and spends a lot of gay time with Xandir. Meanwhile, the housemates plot revenge on Entertainment Weekly for ranking "Drawn Together" as an "F."
Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Feb 22, 2006
Captain Hero is determined to win the AIDS walk, no matter how many steroids it takes, and Wooldoor takes up shoplifting at the mall.
Episode: 2x13 | Airdate: Mar 1, 2006
Xandir's housemates gently prep him to come out to his parents with a little role-playing in this very special afterschool special.
Episode: 2x14 | Airdate: Mar 8, 2006
Clara gets an extreme make-over to remove her "Octopussoir," while the housemates diagnose Toot with Alzheimer's and check her into an old folks home.
Episode: 2x15 | Airdate: Mar 15, 2006
The best of Drawn Together Season 1 and 2 in clip-show form!
Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Oct 5, 2006
When the new "Greek" neighbors won't let Captain Hero rush their house, he sets his sights on revenge; meanwhile, Ling-Ling's inheritance hangs in the balance of a fatty when his sickly father moves into the house and falls in love with Toot.
Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Oct 12, 2006
A Terminator from the future shows up to ensure that Wooldoor's new children's show doesn't turn the whole world gay. Meanwhile, Toot pines for the mythical "Weiner Mobile," which is supposed to give out free hot dogs to the worthy.
Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Oct 19, 2006
Spanky helps Foxxy regain her Spelling Bee championship title, and Captain Hero gets wrapped up in Princess Clara's secret sexual fetish for car crashes.
Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Oct 25, 2006
Captain Hero discovers that his inbred son is the "special" Giant attacking the city, and Princess Clara develops Munchhausen's by Proxy and alternately takes care of and keeps Wooldoor sick with drain cleaner and sledgehammers.
Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Nov 1, 2006
Captain Hero's attempts to rid the world of assault weapons leaves everyone vulnerable to violent deer attacks. Foxxy's grandson Ray Ray, concealed in the walls of the house, falls in love with Toot.
Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Nov 8, 2006
Foxxy and Captain Hero agree to pretend-date so Hero can be part of the Cool Kids crowd and return the favor to Foxxy by saving the world from a meteor; meanwhile, Ling-Ling gets mixed up with cockfighting and leads the chickens of Mexico in revolucion!
Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Nov 15, 2006
Clara mistakenly thinks her housemates have been taken up in The Rapture, but they are actually trapped in a compact parking space in the mall with little or no means of escape. Can they survive 50-degree weather and a little claustrophobia without killing each other?
Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Oct 4, 2007
The housemates are still trapped in a compact parking space in the mall when Toot goes insane prompting the others to cannibalize Ling-Ling. Meanwhile, Foxxy is kidnapped by the manager at Hot Topic, who reveals the truth behind his store's success.
Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: Oct 11, 2007
Rebecca Romijn plays a spider who has a one night stand with Spanky Ham that quickly turns into a fatal attraction. Meanwhile, Captain Hero comes face to face with his arch nemesis when questions of trust arise. Also, the origin of Ling Ling's violent tendencies is revealed – he never truly wanted to be a fighter. All he wanted to do was dance.
Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: Oct 18, 2007
Wooldoor becomes the mascot of Quackers cereal after the original mascot is mysteriously murdered. Unfortunately, the dark side of fame hits Wooldoor as he finds himself addicted to Crunchberries. In turn, Toot sets out to bring down those responsible for Wooldoor's addiction before it's too late.
Episode: 3x11 | Airdate: Oct 25, 2007
Meet the Drawn Together Babies! - the eight housemates living together as little tots. When Mommy and Daddy leave them with a mean babysitter, the babies kill her…by accident. As they work together to get themselves out of the mess they've made, the babies learn lessons about life and love. Also, find out what life-altering event turned each baby into the twisted characters they are today.
Episode: 3x12 | Airdate: Nov 1, 2007
When Ling-Ling ODs on his 21st birthday, the housemates learn the little battle monster is only 3 years old. As a result, Child Services puts Ling-Ling in foster care. When Foxxy tries to save him, she realizes Ling-Ling's foster parent is her real father. Meanwhile, Hero gets a nipple ring that allows him to communicate with himself…from the past!
Episode: 3x13 | Airdate: Nov 8, 2007
Foxxy vows to give up sex and Toot vows to get some. While Foxxy digs deep into her past, Toot gets herself a muumuu in an effort to change her look. She is happy with the change until she is struck by a car. The car's occupants are Indian and, thinking they've hit a sacred talking cow, they begin worshiping Toot and bring her to India where she rules with an iron hoof. Will Toot be willing to give up her kingdom as a cow to live a sad life as a fat girl?
Episode: 3x14 | Airdate: Nov 14, 2007
Our housemates find themselves in a singing competition that is strikingly similar to "American Idol." As the housemates compete to stay in the house, they are forced to sing show favorites - but with some new twists. Find out who will be the last one standing!
Episode: S03 Special | Airdate: Mar 18, 2010 (70 min)