American Dad! - Episode Guide

Season 1

Pilot

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Feb 6, 2005

Pilot

Proud father Stan Smith uses his CIA skills to help 13-year-old son Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in class, Lisa Silver. But when being class president makes Steve mad with power, Stan must jump in to save the day. Meanwhile, Roger, the alien Stan saved from Area 51, helps 18-year-old Haley with her school paper. In return, she hooks him up with boatloads of junk food to curb his sweet tooth. Unfortunately, some Chocodiles send him over the edge and a sugar crash prohibits him from finishing one of her papers, forcing Haley to pick up the pieces. And Klaus, the goldfish with the brain of a German guy, pines after mother Francine. Unfortunately for Klaus, the closest he'll ever get to a date with her is the spin cycle with her sports bra.

Threat Levels

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: May 1, 2005

Threat Levels

Stan returns home with the wrong thermos and exposes the family to hazardous material, causing them to think they only have 24 hours to live. The next day, they realize Stan brought home the wrong thermos and they will be fine, but the experience prompts Francine to question her purpose in life and decide that she wants to be a realtor. Stan is supportive of this, until he begins to feel emasculated by her big paychecks and decides to take matters into his own hands.

Stan Knows Best

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: May 8, 2005

Stan Knows Best

When Haley comes home from a Green Party rally with dyed green hair, Stan shaves her head with an electric shaver while she's sleeping. In an act of defiance, Haley moves into a van with her new boyfriend. When Stan cuts her off, she gets a job as a waitress in a strip club, which sends Stan over the edge. Meanwhile, Steve tries to pass Roger the Alien off as his disfigured sister in order to gain sympathy from girls.

Francine's Flashback

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: May 15, 2005

Francine's Flashback

When Stan forgets his wedding anniversary - again - he arranges to have 19 hours of Francine's memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 19 years. Francine, having reverted to her wild-child days, moves into her old apartment with Haley as a roommate, and ends up going to a festival with Haley's boyfriend. Meanwhile, Steve asks a good-looking girl out, but needs his wingman, Roger, to jump on a grenade for him and date her ugly cousin.

Roger Codger

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Jun 5, 2005

Roger Codger

When Stan invites his boss, Bullock (Patrick Stewart), over for dinner, Roger's quest for Chardonnay puts the Smith family at risk of getting caught hiding him. After the close call, Roger goes into a stress-induced coma, which makes everyone thinks he's dead. After they dispose of his body, Roger comes to and tries to get home, but he ends up in drag and almost caught by the CIA.

Homeland Insecurity

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Jun 12, 2005

Homeland Insecurity

Francine thinks Stan's safety practices have isolated her from the rest of the neighborhood and prevented them from making new friends. In an effort to remedy the situation, Francine decides to throw a block party. But when Stan meets some new neighbors he doesn't trust, all hell breaks lose. Meanwhile, Stan persuades Steve to join a youth group, which ends up causing him more harm than good.

Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Jun 19, 2005

Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

When Stan hears his rival Chris White wants to become the new deacon of their church, Stan decides he wants the position as well. Unfortunately for his family, Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him as he tries to win the deacon race. Meanwhile, Steve takes a class at the church with Betsy, the Whites' daughter, who's a Gold Medal gymnast. Steve does back flips for her and their romance helps bring Stan to his senses.

Bullocks to Stan

Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Sep 11, 2005

Bullocks to Stan

When Stan is up for a promotion, he asks his family to be on their best behavior at the CIA picnic. Unfortunately, Haley ends up getting into a fight with Stan's boss Bullock, which makes Stan think his chances for the promotion are ruined. But when Stan goes to Bullock's house to apologize for Haley's behavior, he's shocked to discover Bullock's new woman.

A Smith in the Hand

Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Sep 18, 2005

A Smith in the Hand

When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex ed at school, Stan flips out and demands to teach it himself. However, after Stan unrealistically explains the birds and the bees to Steve, he gets into an accident that causes him to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a bartender in hopes of making something of himself.

All About Steve

Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: Sep 25, 2005

All About Steve

When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic. Unfortunately, Steve is a geek, so Stan decides to lie and ditches him. But after getting a taste of his own treatment at work, Stan turns to Steve and his sci-fi knowledge to help capture a cyber-terrorist. Meanwhile, Roger goes incognito in a desperate attempt to interact with humans .

Con Heir

Episode: 1x11 | Airdate: Oct 2, 2005

Con Heir

When Stan's father passes away, Stan reveals his real father is actually Jack Smith, a super suave spy. Jack convinces Stan to quit the CIA and work with him at the Scarlet Alliance, an ultra-secret spy group. Francine is upset with Stan, who is busy training with Jack for a mission involving uranium, artwork and terrorists. But when the FBI shows up at the Smiths' house looking for an international jewel thief, Francine suspects Jack is the fake.

Stan of Arabia (1)

Episode: 1x12 | Airdate: Nov 6, 2005

Stan of Arabia (1)

Stan has to throw a party for his boss and assumes his wife Francine will do all the work, but she refuses. With Stan as party planner, the event turns into a disaster. As a result, Stan's boss relocates Stan and his family to Saudi Arabia, where they quickly get a taste of life on foreign ground. As American and Arabian social norms clash, gender wars heat up.

Stan of Arabia (2)

Episode: 1x13 | Airdate: Nov 13, 2005

Stan of Arabia (2)

As the Smiths continue to live in Saudi Arabia, Stan is fully enjoying the male-dominated society, while the rest of the family struggles with the different social norms. Meanwhile, Francine's musical exposé on gender roles gets her into trouble and a brush with death leads the Smiths to return to the United States .

Stannie Get Your Gun

Episode: 1x14 | Airdate: Nov 20, 2005

Stannie Get Your Gun

After Stan and Hayley have a disagreement, Francine demands that the two of them spend a day together. Unfortunately, the plan backfires when Stan takes Hayley to National Gun Association Land, where their conflicting opinions toward gun control drive them even further apart. Meanwhile, after losing from snoozing, Roger develops a scheme to get revenge on Steve.

Star Trek

Episode: 1x15 | Airdate: Nov 27, 2005

Star Trek

After Stan finds out that Steve is failing English, he forces Steve to write his own story, which is inspired by Roger's desire to be a celebrity. It quickly becomes a best-selling hit and Steve gets a taste of life in the spotlight. But as Stan and Francine milk the benefits of having a famous son, Steve turns around and divorces the family.

Not Particularly Desperate Housewives

Episode: 1x16 | Airdate: Dec 18, 2005

Not Particularly Desperate Housewives

As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolizing a group of women who seem to have it all. She tries to impress them and even lies in order to gain acceptance into their group, until she realizes they aren't as perfect as they seem. Meanwhile, loyalties are tested when Stan gets a new best friend.

Rough Trade

Episode: 1x17 | Airdate: Jan 8, 2006

Rough Trade

After Stan and Roger have a rough day, they get into a fight that leads to a "Freaky Friday"-type switcheroo where they get a taste of life in each other's shoes. But after the excitement of a new life stales, they face each other's problems as Roger is under pressure at work and Stan yearns to be needed. The swap gets out of hand as the family starts to crumble.

Finances with Wolves

Episode: 1x18 | Airdate: Jan 29, 2006

Finances with Wolves

After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Upset about his lack of support, Francine opens a muffin shop without his approval and gives Stan a taste of life without a housewife. In a desperate move, Stan puts Klaus's brain back into a human body - only to discover it was a huge mistake as Klaus tries to win over Francine. Meanwhile, Steve is convinced he's a teen wolf after watching a horror film.

It's Good to Be Queen

Episode: 1x19 | Airdate: Feb 26, 2006

It's Good to Be Queen

Because of Stan's bad prom experience, he's overly excited to attend Francine's high school reunion and finally have his dance with the Homecoming Queen. But when Francine learns her title was a mistake, Stan must choose between his wife and the dance of his dreams. Back at home, Steve and Roger seek enlightenment from a delivery boy.

Roger 'n Me

Episode: 1x20 | Airdate: Apr 23, 2006

Roger 'n Me

When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick. Their friendship goes to a whole new level, but when they return home and face Francine, Stan realizes that what happens in Atlantic City doesn't necessarily stay there. Meanwhile, Haley and Steve team up to break up a good-looking couple.

Helping Handis

Episode: 1x21 | Airdate: Apr 30, 2006

Helping Handis

Stan wants Steve to be popular and goes to desperate measures giving him steroids to make him bigger, better and part of the in-crowd at school. But when the steroids have an unexpected side effect, Steve gets a lot more attention than anyone expected. Meanwhile, after Haley makes a movie about Francine's life as a housewife, Francine is determined to start a new career as a doctor.

With Friends Like Steve's

Episode: 1x22 | Airdate: May 7, 2006

With Friends Like Steve's

After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan's job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve's malicious friend. Barry frames Steve to eliminate him from the household, but when Steve discovers Barry's weakness, he relies on his CIA skills to save the family. Meanwhile, Roger takes an impressive keg-stand and uses it to become a fraternity brother.

Tears of a Clooney

Episode: 1x23 | Airdate: May 14, 2006

Tears of a Clooney

When Francine's birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine's new dream is to destroy the star. But when she tries to win Clooney's heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children.

Season 2

Camp Refoogee

Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Sep 10, 2006

Camp Refoogee

When Stan tries to trick Steve into attending summer camp, things go horribly wrong and Steve ends up in a refugee camp. However, Stan, being the eternal optimist, joins Steve and manages to stage a camp Olympics between the refugees and the rebel faction living across the river.

The American Dad After School Special

Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Sep 17, 2006

The American Dad After School Special

When Steve announces that he finally has a girlfriend, Stan could not be a prouder father. But when Stan realizes that she is not the petite cheerleader he was expecting, his obsession with physical appearance spirals out of control and he develops anorexia. Steve comes to recognize that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father's problems and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father's life.

Failure is Not a Factory-installed Option

Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Sep 24, 2006

Failure is Not a Factory-installed Option

Stan, the CIA's best interrogator, loses his confidence and his job when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. To get even, Stan comes up with an elaborate scam that temporarily costs his family their integrity. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls .

Lincoln Lover

Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Nov 5, 2006

Lincoln Lover

Stan has his heart set on speaking at the Republican National Convention on behalf of the Langley chapter, but when they pass him up for another candidate, Stan decides to look for other angles and accepts an endorsement from the local gay chapter of Republicans. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choices, Stan decides to follow his heart and speak on their behalf.

Dungeons and Wagons

Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Nov 12, 2006

Dungeons and Wagons

After Francine tells Stan she's looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steve's world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun.

Iced, Iced Babies

Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Nov 19, 2006

Iced, Iced Babies

When Steve's new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Haley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Haley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan (Elijah Woods), who turns out to be far from normal.

Of Ice and Men

Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Nov 26, 2006

Of Ice and Men

Francine discovers that Stan has been hiding a secret passion for competitive figure skating for the past 20 years. Instead of demeaning him, Francine decides to support him and joins him as his pairs partner - until Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve's classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his new mail-order bride around the playground.

Irregarding Steve

Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Dec 10, 2006

Irregarding Steve

When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It doesn't take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street, and Steve contemplates prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated but console themselves with Steve's college fund.

The Best Christmas Story Never Told

Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Dec 17, 2006

The Best Christmas Story Never Told

Lisa Kudrow Guest-Stars When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan's holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past (Lisa Kudrow) visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future.

Bush Comes to Dinner

Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Jan 7, 2007

Bush Comes to Dinner

When Stan enters an essay-writing contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan's excitement. Haley tries to drill Pres. Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they've found Osama Bin Laden but instead get him drunk after 15 years of sobriety. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation while Haley revels in his fall from glory.

The American Dream Factory

Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Jan 28, 2007

The American Dream Factory

When Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at the work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor. Meanwhile, Haley sees her father's new business model as an atrocity and takes matters into her own hands by calling Uncle Sam.

A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial

Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Feb 11, 2007

A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial

When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be 'over him,' Roger heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger and the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorry's, Steve and Haley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.

Black Mystery Month

Episode: 2x13 | Airdate: Feb 18, 2007

Black Mystery Month

While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.

An Apocalypse to Remember

Episode: 2x14 | Airdate: Mar 25, 2007

An Apocalypse to Remember

When Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it's real, he moves the family to the mountains to survive the perceived apocalypse. Even after he realizes his error, he's enjoying the attention from the family so much that he doesn't tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do.

Four Little Words

Episode: 2x15 | Airdate: Apr 1, 2007

Four Little Words

Stan sets Bullock up with a friend of Francine's but, dreading to hear Francine tell him 'I told you so,' Stan goes to great lengths to make sure the date goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman and Stan covers it up and then frames Francine so that she'll stop asking questions.

When a Stan Loves a Woman

Episode: 2x16 | Airdate: Apr 29, 2007

When a Stan Loves a Woman

When Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage might be on shaky ground. Hoping to rekindle the romance, Francine insists on a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, Steve becomes addicted to an energy drink and finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his habit.

I Can't Stan You

Episode: 2x17 | Airdate: May 6, 2007

I Can't Stan You

When Stan brings home special equipment from the CIA to eavesdrop on conversations, he discovers how his neighbors really feel about him. To get back at them, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted in order to live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street.

The Magnificent Steven

Episode: 2x18 | Airdate: May 13, 2007

The Magnificent Steven

When Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse, he recounts his story of how the ordeal started out as a quest to make Steve "a man". Meanwhile, Rodger starts a cat fight between Francine and Haley after he unintentionally gives one a little more attention.

Joint Custody

Episode: 2x19 | Airdate: May 20, 2007

Joint Custody

When Roger finds out that Hayley's boyfriend, Jeff, is wanted in Florida for smuggling marijuana, he and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff across the country. However, when the truth behind the matter is revealed, Roger is left with his tail between his legs and Stan steps in to offer some fatherly advice. Meanwhile, Steve gets shocked trying to hot-wire Francine's car and is cursed with a gift.

Season 3

The Vacation Goo

Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Sep 30, 2007

The Vacation Goo

When Francine discovers that all their family vacations have been artificial memories created by CIA so that Stan could ditch the family, she is fuming and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to be true, Francine is convinced it is also the work of the CIA and causes the family has to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger makes a desperate effort to be the greatest actor who ever lived in .

Meter Made

Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Oct 7, 2007

Meter Made

In order to be taken more seriously and to be a "somebody," Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the best tables at restaurants (threatening to ticket and tow), pocketing quarters from meters and impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington (Whitaker) from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this lifestyle don't pay. Meanwhile, Haley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger there.

Dope and Faith

Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Oct 14, 2007

Dope and Faith

Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett (Jay Thomas) turns out to be an atheist. So, Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to "Hogwarts".

Big Trouble in Little Langley

Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Nov 4, 2007

Big Trouble in Little Langley

When Francine's adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his "man of the house" ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that finding Francine's birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie.

Haylias

Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Nov 11, 2007

Haylias

When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA. Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley against the advice of his boss, Bullock (Stewart). Everything is going fine until Stan remembers that if he doesn't change Hayley back to normal, there will be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick Tracys.

42-Year-Old Virgin

Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2007

42-Year-Old Virgin

At a poker game with the guys, Stan reveals that he has never actually killed anyone. It seems that every kill in Stan's history with the CIA has been the result of fortunate timing. Roger and the guys become determined to get Stan his first kill.

Surro-Gate

Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Dec 2, 2007

Surro-Gate

When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan's Republican blood boils. Although he pretends to be happy, when the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska boarder, where gay couples have no rights. Meanwhile Steve and Roger pull a Howard Hughes and become reclusive after they think Klaus is out to get them.

The Most Adequate Christmas Ever

Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Dec 16, 2007

The Most Adequate Christmas Ever

After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction. He demands a grander Christmas starting with the search of a bigger and better tree in the forest. When his family has had enough, Stan powers on by himself, finds the perfect tree and meets an untimely end. While in Limbo, he has to fight for a second chance at life and battle the forces of good and evil to save his family.

Frannie 911

Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: Jan 6, 2008

Frannie 911

Francine comes up with an elaborate plan to reunite Stan and Roger after a big fight. She fakes Roger's kidnapping in the hopes of showing Roger that Stan still cares about him, but when Stan never shows up to pay the ransom, it forces Roger to rethink the way he treats people. After all it wouldn't kill him to be nice to people - or would it?

Tearjerker

Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: Jan 13, 2008

Tearjerker

Stan and the family are characters in a Bond-style spoof when Stan must stop Tearjerker (a.k.a. Roger), a diabolical film producer, who produces movies that can kill. Tearjerker's fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece "Oscar's Gold" the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers cry themselves to death.

Oedipal Panties

Episode: 3x11 | Airdate: Jan 27, 2008

Oedipal Panties

When Stan's mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan's umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney & Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the ick.

Widowmaker

Episode: 3x12 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2008

Widowmaker

Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband. Meanwhile, Roger plays psychiatrist to help them work through their issues.

Red October Sky

Episode: 3x13 | Airdate: Apr 27, 2008

Red October Sky

Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, but he's shocked to find the man is his new next door neighbor. When Sergei starts helping Steve build a rocket for class, Stan realizes the boy has turned into a communist. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to France for a little R&R but their trip takes a turn for the worse when Klaus gets busted for smuggling drugs back into the U.S. .

Office Spaceman

Episode: 3x14 | Airdate: May 4, 2008

Office Spaceman

Roger begins to release photos of himself to the local media for extra cash, prompting the CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force. Through a twist of fate, Roger ends up in charge of the task force in disguise, creating tension at home as he is now Stan's boss. Meanwhile Francine comes to grips with being left-handed and Roger frames Stan as an alien in attempt to keep his identity a secret.

Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold

Episode: 3x15 | Airdate: May 11, 2008

Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold

Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life and realizes his sweet dream of leaving a legacy on the world. After digging through his past, Stan begins to excavate his home in search of Ollie North's Contra'-band buried treasure. As the search for gold goes North,' life at home begins to head south as Hayley turns to body piercing, Steve creates a robotic girlfriend and Roger files for sexual harassment. Will Stan's gold lust propel him to fame or will he forgo it to save and treasure his family?

Spring Break-Up

Episode: 3x16 | Airdate: May 18, 2008

Spring Break-Up

The Smith's marriage is fizzling, leaving Stan feeling unappreciated as Francine visits her parents over spring break. Yet the family is unaware of Roger's own plans to become the 'King of Spring Break,' as he invites college coeds to come party at their revamped home. While Steve tries to lose his virginity to the luscious Carmen Selectra, Stan's tastes lead him to Jessica, his new Spring Break buddy. Stan must now decide whether the booze cruise with Jessica is better than married life.

Season 4

1600 Candles

Episode: 4x01 | Airdate: Sep 28, 2008

1600 Candles

The Smith family gets ready to celebrate Roger's big 1-6-double-0 but are sidetracked by Steve's horrifying announcement that he's going through puberty! With the wounds still fresh from Hayley going through "the change" in their minds, Stan and Francine use experimental medicine to try and bypass the growing pains of having another teenager with raging hormones. Meanwhile, Roger gets the shaft from the family and tries to make his own birthday fun.

The One That Got Away

Episode: 4x02 | Airdate: Oct 5, 2008

The One That Got Away

When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing "Matlock" for a few days and dishing out some street justice, he realizes things are not quite right and seem all too familiar. Meanwhile, the rest of the Smith family gets sucked into a mean game of Simon.

One Little Word

Episode: 4x03 | Airdate: Oct 19, 2008

One Little Word

When Stan becomes his boss' go-to guy, he feels like he can't say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her romantic Valentine's Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces Stan to say "NO" .

Choosy Wives Choose Smith

Episode: 4x04 | Airdate: Nov 2, 2008

Choosy Wives Choose Smith

Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that her lost love is still alive, but Stan and Roger track him down, Francine is forced to decide between the two men.

Escape from Pearl Bailey

Episode: 4x05 | Airdate: Nov 9, 2008

Escape from Pearl Bailey

Steve plots to get revenge against the popular girls at school who torment losers.. like his girlfriend Debbie.

Pulling Double Booty

Episode: 4x06 | Airdate: Nov 16, 2008

Pulling Double Booty

Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and ends up in the arms of Stan's body double from the CIA, but things get really bizarre when the body double starts hitting on Francine.

Phantom of the Telethon

Episode: 4x07 | Airdate: Nov 30, 2008

Phantom of the Telethon

When the CIA's budget gets cut, Roger suggests that Stan hold a telethon to raise funds. When Stan takes credit for the brilliant idea, Roger does everything in his power to sabotage it.

Chimdale

Episode: 4x08 | Airdate: Jan 25, 2009

Chimdale

When Steve finds out he has scoliosis and has to wear a back brace, he becomes the laughingstock of the school, but feels better when Stan admits to wearing a toupee since he was Steve's age. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine to a weeklong spa retreat for two, but they run into problems when they try to sneak in an unpaid guest.

Stan Time

Episode: 4x09 | Airdate: Feb 8, 2009

Stan Time

Stan is exhausted every night and doesn't have any time for himself. When his co-worker Dick (voiced by Koechner) gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night, but feel like he slept a full eight hours - Stan is ecstatic! The pills give Stan an extra dose of energy, but he ultimately discovers that instead of spending his newfound time on hobbies, he'd rather spend more time with his wife.

Family Affair

Episode: 4x10 | Airdate: Feb 15, 2009

When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. However, when he is caught in a lie, the Smiths feel stabbed in the back when they realize Roger has been cheating on them with other families. Stan, Francine, Hayley and Steve go on the offensive to teach Roger a lesson about monogamy until Roger has a breakthrough about why he isn't a one family kind-of-guy.

Live and Let Fry

Episode: 4x11 | Airdate: Mar 1, 2009

When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets a poor example for the rest of the family when he blatantly disregards the law by crossing county lines and using Steve as a trans-fatty food mule to satisfy his own gluttonous desires.

Roy Rogers McFreely

Episode: 4x12 | Airdate: Mar 8, 2009

When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to Stan's heart - the Homeowner's Association. When Roy Rogers McFreely is appointed chairman of the association and starts to abuse his power, Stan, Hayley and Steve lead the opposition to preserve the small town's "American" values and take the community back from "the man" .

Jack's Back

Episode: 4x13 | Airdate: Mar 15, 2009

Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father never taught him how to ride a bike. Determined to make things better, Steve helps reconcile Stan with his convict father. Meanwhile, Hayley needs internship credit for school, so Roger hires her to bartend at his makeshift bar in the attic.

Bar Mitzvah Shuffle

Episode: 4x14 | Airdate: Mar 22, 2009

Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah (voiced by Seth Green) after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie (voiced by Lizzy Caplan). But when Snot gets wrongly accused of stealing the kids bar mitzvah money, he must answer to the Rabbi and his own celebration is in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine pitch a cell phone idea to Verizon, but the plan gets fuzzy when they can't deliver the goods.

Wife Insurance

Episode: 4x15 | Airdate: Mar 29, 2009

When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he's gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he has a plan to marry his dentist if Francine dies before him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo "Wheels and the Legman".

Delorean Story-An

Episode: 4x16 | Airdate: Apr 19, 2009

Stan is excited about finally building his dream car: a DeLorean. Francine encourages him to include Steve, so the two take a road trip in search of doors for the sports car. The trip veers off-track when there is a mad dash across the country to get the last set of doors available.

Every Which Way But Lose

Episode: 4x17 | Airdate: Apr 26, 2009

Steve joins a junior football team to make Stan proud. However, when a hyper-competitive Stan assumes the position of head coach, Steve gets kicked off the team for not being good enough. Out for revenge, Steve and Roger recruit a new team of misfits who threaten Stan's perfect season. Meanwhile, Francine and Hayley compete for a blue ribbon at the Langley County Fair.

Weiner of Our Discontent

Episode: 4x18 | Airdate: May 3, 2009

Roger has been behaving like a selfish brat for years, and Stan has had enough! When he calls Roger out, he declares that he has in fact been sent to earth as "the decider" to determine the fate of man kind. Stupefied by his outlandish statement, Stan challenges Roger to prove it and when they discover the truth about his real purpose for being on Earth, Roger is crushed and Stan is tickled pink to have finally won one. Roger struggles to get a grip on reality until a fateful crate of hotdogs takes center stage at Steve's hot-dog eating contest and Roger gets to decide who lives and who dies.

Daddy Queerest

Episode: 4x19 | Airdate: May 10, 2009

Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry's father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to town for a visit. Terry is worried because his dad doesn't know he's gay, has a baby or lives with his partner. Meanwhile, Steve goes on a drunken bender and learns the meaning of "beer goggles" .

Stan's Night Out

Episode: 4x20 | Airdate: May 17, 2009

Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley use their charm and looks to attract a frat boy.

Season 5

In Country...Club

Episode: 5x01 | Airdate: Sep 27, 2009

In Country...Club

When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn't think he's ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve's vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country's military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas.

Moon Over Isla Island

Episode: 5x02 | Airdate: Oct 4, 2009

Moon Over Isla Island

Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty in order to get a promotion at work. When Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him, he gets Roger to pose as the leader of the small island nation. However, Roger takes his persona too far and Stan has to rescue him from an impending revolution. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot become competitive to see who can get farther with the other's mom.

Home Adrone

Episode: 5x03 | Airdate: Oct 11, 2009

Home Adrone

Steve is left home alone when the family takes a trip to look at a potential college for Hayley. When his friends arrive and realize he has the run of the house, they persuade Steve to break the rules. They're soon in over their heads when they discover that what they thought was a video game is actually a military controlled drone. As they attempt to cover their tracks, Roger has a meltdown that keeps the family from making their trip. Stan returns to find that Steve has betrayed his trust and thrust them into a high-level security situation.

Brains, Brains, and Automobiles

Episode: 5x04 | Airdate: Oct 18, 2009

Brains, Brains, and Automobiles

When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan. There's only one problem: Roger is still living in the attic fighting for every second of attention he can get. When Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient, he finally gets a place of his own. Stan fears that he will bore Francine into leaving him and cooks up a scheme to bring Roger back to the house and liven things up. Meanwhile at camp, Steve and his pals fall prey to a scheme that doesn't quite have the effect they were hoping for.

Man in the Moonbounce

Episode: 5x05 | Airdate: Nov 8, 2009

Man in the Moonbounce

Stan nearly ruins Steve's birthday party by demanding that Steve act his own age, but Francine saves the day by getting the moonbounce Steve has always wanted. When Stan reluctantly joins in the fun, he comes to realize he never had the chance to be a kid. When Stan has a run-in with local law enforcement, the father-son roles are reversed, forcing Steve to become the man of the house. Meanwhile, Klaus tries to re-capture the feeling of having a human body by getting a haircut.

Shallow Vows

Episode: 5x06 | Airdate: Nov 15, 2009

Shallow Vows

Stan and Francine are set to renew their wedding vows until Stan reveals he only married Francine for her looks. Furious with Stan, Francine "lets herself go" to see if Stan actually loves the woman he's been married to for 20 years. Meanwhile, Steve and Hayley search for the perfect wedding gift.

My Morning Straitjacket

Episode: 5x07 | Airdate: Nov 22, 2009

My Morning Straitjacket

When Hayley goes to a My Morning Jacket concert against Stan's wishes, he crashes the show to bring her back home, but when he hears their music for the first time, it calls to him and he's smitten. Stan becomes obsessed with the band and decides to follow them on the road as a groupie.

G-String Circus

Episode: 5x08 | Airdate: Nov 29, 2009

G-String Circus

Upset that Hayley no longer wants his advice, Stan decides to prove that she is missing out on his sage counseling. After meeting a stripper on an important CIA mission, Stan takes it upon himself to improve her life and show Hayley that his advice works. But when he opens a new business, hoping to prove Hayley wrong, he finds himself dancing for cash to cover up his failures.

Rapture's Delight

Episode: 5x09 | Airdate: Dec 13, 2009

Rapture's Delight

When the Smith family goes to church on Christmas Day, Stan is furious when he can't get a good seat. While Francine tries to ease his frustration, a moment of divine intervention occurs. Upset that he has been left on earth with Francine during the ultimate fight between good and evil, Stan ditches his wife to get into the pearly gates of heaven, but when Francine is kidnapped, Stan fights to get her back.

Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth

Episode: 5x10 | Airdate: Jan 3, 2010

Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth

When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride. Meanwhile, it's up to Steve and his friends to help out an old friend.

A Jones for a Smith

Episode: 5x11 | Airdate: Jan 31, 2010

A Jones for a Smith

Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they're a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart.

May the Best Stan Win

Episode: 5x12 | Airdate: Feb 14, 2010

May the Best Stan Win

Stan gives Francine "love coupons" for Valentine's Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a classic '80s movie.

Return of the Bling

Episode: 5x13 | Airdate: Feb 21, 2010

Return of the Bling

When Stan admits that his heroes include Ronald Reagan and the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team, including Michael Eruzione and Rob McClanahan (guest-voicing as themselves), Roger confesses that he played on the team as Chex LeMeneux. But when Roger comes clean that he took steroids to win, they both lose. Meanwhile, Reginald tries to win over Hayley by taking her to a concert.

Cops & Roger

Episode: 5x14 | Airdate: Apr 11, 2010

Cops & Roger

After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones, but he falls in with a corrupt cop (guest voice Cannavale) who leads him astray. Meanwhile, Hayley's new friendship threatens her long-term relationship.

Merlot Down Dirty Shame

Episode: 5x15 | Airdate: Apr 18, 2010

Merlot Down Dirty Shame

When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down to talk, Roger convinces Stan that Francine started it all.

Bully for Steve

Episode: 5x16 | Airdate: Apr 25, 2010

Bully for Steve

Roger announces that he is putting a portfolio together so he can study crime scene photography. Meanwhile, Stan follows Steve around for the day and discovers that Steve shies away from obstacles, so he decides to bully Steve so that he will toughen up. But Francine does not approve of Stan's approach and decides to help Steve stand up to Stan.

An Incident at Owl Creek

Episode: 5x17 | Airdate: May 9, 2010

An Incident at Owl Creek

In preparation for a neighborhood pool party, Stan tells his family to get in tip-top shape. But when an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his family's deaths and moves everyone out of Langley Falls to escape his shame.

Great Space Roaster

Episode: 5x18 | Airdate: May 16, 2010

Great Space Roaster

It's Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but when he ends up devastated by the jokes, he vows to pull his life together. Things take a turn for the worse when Roger takes it one step too far, causing the Smith family to go on the run.

Season 6

100 A.D. (1)

Episode: 6x01 | Airdate: Oct 3, 2010

100 A.D. (1)

Hayley sends the family into chaos after she and her old boyfriend run off and elope. Stan offers a reward to whomever stops the couple, sparking a cannonball run through town in order to stop them in the "100 A.D..

Son of Stan (2)

Episode: 6x02 | Airdate: Oct 10, 2010

Son of Stan (2)

After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.

Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls

Episode: 6x03 | Airdate: Nov 7, 2010

Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls

Stan and Francine have had the scariest haunted house on the block for eight years running, but when one of their neighbors provides some stiff competition, Stan ups the ante with a "killer" set-up. Meanwhile, Steve falls head over heels for his overprotective friend's younger sister and competes to win her heart in a Halloween showdown.

Stan's Food Restaurant

Episode: 6x04 | Airdate: Nov 14, 2010

Stan's Food Restaurant

Stan is ecstatic when Roger offers to help him live out his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant to rival his favorite childhood haunt - until their different visions for what the eatery should be cause havoc. Meanwhile, Steve meets Ashley (guest voice Panettiere), the new girl in school who invites him over while her parents are out of town.

White Rice

Episode: 6x05 | Airdate: Nov 21, 2010

White Rice

After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor (guest voice Alexander), who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back in Langley Falls, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus.

There Will Be Bad Blood

Episode: 6x06 | Airdate: Nov 28, 2010

There Will Be Bad Blood

It's Thanksgiving in Langley Falls, and as usual, Stan invites his half-brother, Rusty (guest voice Phillips), over to show off his cornucopia of wealth and good fortune. But when Stan finds out that Rusty is far wealthier than he led on, Stan tries to take from Rusty what he feels is rightfully his. Things don't go well, and the Smith family nearly loses it all.

The People vs. Martin Sugar

Episode: 6x07 | Airdate: Dec 5, 2010

The People vs. Martin Sugar

If there's one thing that Stan Smith loves, it's a good jury trial. He anxiously awaits his annual jury summons. But when Roger is the defendant in the trial where Stan is the foreman, he is finally in a position to make Roger accountable for his misdeeds. Meanwhile, Jeff and Hayley move in with the Smiths, and Francine tries to get Jeff to clean up his act.

For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls

Episode: 6x08 | Airdate: Dec 12, 2010

For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls

Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.

Fartbreak Hotel

Episode: 6x09 | Airdate: Jan 16, 2011

Fartbreak Hotel

After Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence, the family moves into a hotel while the fumes clear. With no housework to do, Francine finds herself with a lot of free time on her hands. After befriending the hotel concierge (guest voice Elizondo), she soon finds herself working in the construction business, but realizes that perhaps she is better suited for family life.

Stanny Boy and Frantastic

Episode: 6x10 | Airdate: Jan 23, 2011

Stanny Boy and Frantastic

When Stan and Francine meet a young couple, Tom (guest voice Hall) and Cami (guest voice Chalke), their predictable lives get a shot of adrenaline as they do their best to keep up with the younger couple's crazy and adventurous lifestyle. But it isn't long before Stan and Francine struggle to keep up and come up with a plan to slow Tom and Cami down permanently.

A Piñata Named Desire

Episode: 6x11 | Airdate: Feb 13, 2011

A Piñata Named Desire

With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes. However, tempers flare when they both audition for the same role, leaving them to duke it out for top dog. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get into a pillow fight when they try to plan the greatest slumber party ever.

You Debt Your Life

Episode: 6x12 | Airdate: Feb 20, 2011

You Debt Your Life

When Stan and Roger disagree over a recent string of events, Roger moves out of the house in protest but is quickly replaced by another warm body. After Roger learns of the replacement roomie, the two of them battle for Stan's affection. Meanwhile, Steve gets a new job at school that allows him to do a little self-promotion over the P.A. system.

I Am the Walrus

Episode: 6x13 | Airdate: Mar 27, 2011

I Am the Walrus

When Steve challenges Stan for family dominance, Stan does everything he can to prove to Steve that he is the alpha male of the Smith house. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff seek marriage counseling when the honeymoon phase wears off.

School Lies

Episode: 6x14 | Airdate: Apr 3, 2011

School Lies

In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan begins playing golf with Senator Buckingham (guest voice Reynolds). Things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator's daughter to a drug lord, forcing Stan must choose between family and his career.

License to Till

Episode: 6x15 | Airdate: Apr 10, 2011

License to Till

When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.

Jenny Fromdabloc

Episode: 6x16 | Airdate: Apr 17, 2011

Jenny Fromdabloc

After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve's cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.

Home Wrecker

Episode: 6x17 | Airdate: May 8, 2011

Home Wrecker

Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other.

Flirting with Disaster

Episode: 6x18 | Airdate: May 15, 2011

Flirting with Disaster

Francine gets a job at Stan's office, which cramps Stan's style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.

Gorillas in the Mist

Episode: 6x19 | Airdate: May 22, 2011

Gorillas in the Mist

Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go horribly wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit. Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to write the most heartbreaking song of all time.

Season 7

Hot Water

Episode: 7x01 | Airdate: Sep 25, 2011

Hot Water

Stan is stressed by family life so he decides to buy a hot tub for the backyard, but he becomes obsessed and when the hot tub (guest voice Cee-Lo Green) starts singing and encourages some bad behavior they are all in trouble.

Hurricane!

Episode: 7x02 | Airdate: Oct 2, 2011

Hurricane!

When a storm hits Langley Falls, the Smiths decide to stay home, they must fight tooth and nail to survive.

A Ward Show

Episode: 7x03 | Airdate: Nov 6, 2011

A Ward Show

Roger becomes Steve's legal guardian, but gets a little too overzealous in the parenting department and gets Steve's BFF Principal Brian Lewis (guest voice Kevin Michael Richardson) fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the school, Steve decides to run away. Meanwhile Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation to the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping.

The Worst Stan

Episode: 7x04 | Airdate: Nov 13, 2011

The Worst Stan

When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis, to marry the school's Superintendent (guest voice Anjelica Huston) and to choose him as his Best Man. Stan invites Lewis' old friend from prison to the wedding, only to discover a secret that could prevent the wedding from happening at all. Meanwhile, Roger finds the perfect pair of shorts, and an encounter with Ricky Martin (guest-voicing as himself) makes him question his self-confidence.

Virtual In-Stanity

Episode: 7x05 | Airdate: Nov 20, 2011

Virtual In-Stanity

After realizing that he has missed every milestone in Steve's life, Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell alias, Phyllis (guest voice Sarah Michelle Gellar), whom he sends Steve's way. When Stan oversteps his boundaries, Francine intervenes to keep's Steve's virginity out of "blonde's" way. Meanwhile, Roger starts his own limo service, and when a group of guys "drive and dash," he goes on a manhunt to get his revenge.

The Scarlett Getter

Episode: 7x06 | Airdate: Nov 27, 2011

The Scarlett Getter

When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for revenge, Francine accidentally leads him straight into the arms of a dangerous alien hunter. Meanwhile, Steve is struck with good luck, when he accidentally wears Hayley's panties to school.

Season's Beatings

Episode: 7x07 | Airdate: Dec 11, 2011

Season's Beatings

Father Donovan (guest voice Martin Mull) holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff (guest voice Jeff Fischer) adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.

The Unbrave One

Episode: 7x08 | Airdate: Jan 8, 2012

The Unbrave One

When Steve tries to prove himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger's footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.

Stanny Tendergrass

Episode: 7x09 | Airdate: Jan 29, 2012

Stanny Tendergrass

When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to be futile when the club gives a membership to Steve first. However, things are not all what they seem when Stan realizes who the club owner really is.

Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key

Episode: 7x10 | Airdate: Feb 12, 2012

Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key

Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his "job." Roger demands that Steve fire Stan, but Steve cannot bring himself to do it and ends up lying to Roger. Things take a turn for the worse when Stan is kidnapped, and Steve must tell Roger the truth.

Old Stan in the Mountain

Episode: 7x11 | Airdate: Feb 19, 2012

Old Stan in the Mountain

When Stan is overly enthusiastic about his hatred for old people, a hex is placed on him that turns him into a frail, old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on a road trip to a dance competition, but she soon finds out it's not what she bargained for.

The Wrestler

Episode: 7x12 | Airdate: Mar 4, 2012

The Wrestler

When Barry (guest voice Thomas) threatens Stan's old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is caught off-guard when Roger, not Barry, is actually the threat to Stan's record.

Dr. Klaustus

Episode: 7x13 | Airdate: Mar 11, 2012

Dr. Klaustus

Roger acts as the Smith family therapist under his "Dr. Penguin" alter-ego, but his services are put on hold when he is sent to Iraq to fight in the war. Klaus seizes his opportunity to be the go-to counselor of the household, but ends up causing a major ruckus.

Stan's Best Friend

Episode: 7x14 | Airdate: Mar 18, 2012

Stan's Best Friend

Despite Stan's objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he's always wanted. However, when the dog suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident.

Less Money, Mo' Problems

Episode: 7x15 | Airdate: Mar 25, 2012

Less Money, Mo' Problems

After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger embark on a mission to test drive the car of their dreams.

The Kidney Stays in the Picture

Episode: 7x16 | Airdate: Apr 1, 2012

The Kidney Stays in the Picture

Stan discovers that Francine was unfaithful one night before she and Stan married. With the possibility that Hayley may not be his biological daughter, he travels back in time to find out who the mystery dad might be. But when he inadvertently disrupts the events of the past, he must do everything to avoid changing the future.

Ricky Spanish

Episode: 7x17 | Airdate: May 6, 2012

Ricky Spanish

Roger rediscovers his alter-ego "Ricky Spanish," an infamous character who remains the most despised man in town. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine are in for a surprise when their sponsored child from Africa shows up on their doorstep.

Toy Whorey

Episode: 7x18 | Airdate: May 13, 2012

Toy Whorey

When Stan catches Steve (Scott Grimes) playing imaginary games with his toys, he decides to take his son down to Mexico to help him become a man. But the trip takes a turn for the worse when Stan and Steve are kidnapped by a drug cartel, and it's up to Steve to break himself and Stan out of captivity.

Season 8

Love, American Dad Style

Episode: 8x01 | Airdate: Sep 30, 2012

Love, American Dad Style

Roger (Seth MacFarlane) opens a crooner's bar in the Smith family's attic and recruits Hayley (Rachael MacFarlane) as his main entertainer. Soon, all of Langley Falls becomes enthralled by her singing voice - including Roger, who takes his crush on Hayley a bit too far. Meanwhile, Stan tries to prove his manhood by negotiating a good deal on a new car.

Killer Vacation

Episode: 8x02 | Airdate: Oct 7, 2012

Killer Vacation

The Smith family's tropical vacation turns out to be anything but relaxing when Stan is assigned a mission to kill the activities director at their resort, whom his boss at the CIA insists is an ex-war criminal. Meanwhile, Hayley (Rachael MacFarlane) and Jeff (Jeff Fischer) try to rekindle their fading romance, while Roger, as his latest persona, Abigail Lemonparty, falls for an older gentleman.

Can I Be Frank with You?

Episode: 8x03 | Airdate: Nov 4, 2012

Can I Be Frank with You?

Francine fears that she and Stan (Seth MacFarlane) are growing apart because he spends so much time hanging out with his buddies at the "CIA Chill House." Meanwhile, Steve and his friends are recruited to join a boy band and make a music video.

American Stepdad

Episode: 8x04 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2012

American Stepdad

Stan (Seth MacFarlane) invites his mother (guest voice Swoosie Kurtz) to come live with the family after Stan's stepfather dies, and tensions rise when Roger (Seth MacFarlane) is forced to share his attic with her. But Roger and Stan's mom quickly fall in love and get married, and Stan is forced to deal with Roger as his new stepdad. Meanwhile, Steve (Scott Grimes) and his friends discover a mysterious plane crash while on a bike ride and come across a long-lost script of a "Fast and Furious" movie that they are determined to get made.

Why Can't We Be Friends?

Episode: 8x05 | Airdate: Dec 2, 2012

Why Can't We Be Friends?

Stan decides that Snot isn't cool enough to be Steve's best friend. So he attempts to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor, of which Snot is the only witness and is then placed in the CIA Witness Protection program. Meanwhile, Roger hires Jeff to clean his attic for extra cash, but keeps robbing him every time he goes back downstairs.

Adventures in Hayleysitting

Episode: 8x06 | Airdate: Dec 9, 2012

Adventures in Hayleysitting

The Smith family's regular babysitter, Lindsay (guest voice Alison Brie), breaks her leg in a soccer match. So Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley, despite her track record of being extremely irresponsible. When Hayley teases Steve about being a goody-two-shoes, Steve is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out of the house to go to a party with the cool kids.

National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story

Episode: 8x07 | Airdate: Dec 23, 2012

National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story

A Langley Falls talk show outs Francine as "Baby Franny," the toddler who was once rescued from a well by a heroic fireman (guest voice Wil Forte). Then, on the anniversary of her rescue, she falls down the well again and makes a shocking discovery. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger have an entrepreneurial "eureka!" moment when they think of the world's next game-changing business opportunity - male stripper shoes.

Finger Lenting Good

Episode: 8x08 | Airdate: Jan 6, 2013

Finger Lenting Good

Francine encourages the family to give up their various vices, but they all get drunk at Roger's Mardi Gras party and enter into a harrowing pact with Bullock. Meanwhile, a pastie is left in the attic, Cinderella-style, and Roger sets out to find the "perfect bosom" on which to place it.

The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari

Episode: 8x09 | Airdate: Jan 13, 2013

The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari

Francine tries to teach Roger the value of hard work after his character "Twill Ongenbone" fakes a degree in archaeology, but she quickly regrets her decision. Meanwhile, Steve asks Stan questions about Stan's past for a school project, but is shocked by what he hears.

Blood Crieth Unto Heaven

Episode: 8x10 | Airdate: Jan 27, 2013

Blood Crieth Unto Heaven

In a tribute to and send-up of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play, "August: Osage County," a dark secret is revealed about the Smith family's past when Francine invites Stan's incarcerated dad, Jack, to Stan's birthday party. Also in this spoof, Roger plays Edna, a maid who nurses Bullock and Hayley's love child. But when Edna falls in love with Bullock, it could mean dire consequences for the kid.

Max Jets

Episode: 8x11 | Airdate: Feb 10, 2013

Max Jets

Roger (Seth MacFarlane) announces that "Max Jets," a character of Roger's who enjoys showering the Smith family with money, is soon getting out of prison. But a wrench is thrown in the system when Max falls in love with Gina (Michelle Monaghan), a gold-digging waitress who threatens the family's inheritance.

Naked to the Limit, One More Time

Episode: 8x12 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2013

Naked to the Limit, One More Time

Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend, so he can freely roam naked around the house with no disguise. But when big-mouth Jeff figures out that Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum: either Roger or Jeff must be killed immediately. Meanwhile, Steve becomes insecure about the shape of his rear end.

For Black Eyes Only

Episode: 8x13 | Airdate: Mar 10, 2013

For Black Eyes Only

In Part 2 of "The Tearjerker Saga," a "James Bond" parody, Stan and his wife, Sexpun Tocome's honeymoon is brutally interrupted when Black Villain (guest voice Kevin Michael Richardson) fatally shoots Sexpun. Determined to get his revenge, Stan teams up with former nemesis The Tearjerker to track down Black Villain and put a stop to his evil plan to melt the arctic glaciers.

Spelling Bee My Baby

Episode: 8x14 | Airdate: Mar 24, 2013

Spelling Bee My Baby

Francine discovers Steve's special talent that will help him get into a great school: spelling. But when she fears that Steve is being distracted by Hiko's sister, Akiko, she takes drastic measures to ensure victory at the Pearl Bailey High School Spelling Bee. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger want Hayley to line-judge their badminton game, but she's still devastated over Jeff, so they decide to push her through the five stages of grief as quickly as possible.

The Missing Kink

Episode: 8x15 | Airdate: Apr 14, 2013

The Missing Kink

Francine does all she can to make Stan take on a different mission. And when he does, she learns that her missionary man is all she really needs. Then, Hayley tries to get back into the dating scene with disastrous results, and reluctantly submits to Snot's (Curtis Armstrong) advance, agreeing to a dinner date.

The Boring Identity

Episode: 8x16 | Airdate: Apr 21, 2013

The Boring Identity

Francine tries to mold Stan into her ideal husband when he gets amnesia after falling off an arcade game during a CIA operation to capture the "real" Osama bin Laden (who, apparently, has been managing a "Dave and Buster's" restaurant in Florida). Meanwhile, Roger lets Steve join his paper route to earn some extra money, but Steve is drawn into the corrupt side of the business.

The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith

Episode: 8x17 | Airdate: Apr 28, 2013

The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith

Stan is shocked when Agent Crisp (guest voice Phil LaMarr) from CIA Internal Affairs tells him that Deputy Director Bullock (guest voice Patrick Stewart) is showing early signs of dementia and must have his memory erased. Meanwhile, Steve runs into a bully at school, so Roger hires an old friend - Stelio Kontos - to take care of the problem.

Lost in Space

Episode: 8x18 | Airdate: May 5, 2013

Lost in Space

In the special 150th episode, the series travels to the slave spaceship that abducted Jeff (Jeff Fischer) -- with Roger's (Seth MacFarlane) help - after Jeff discovered his secret (hint: Roger is an alien). To find his way home, Jeff must first prove to the evil Emperor Zing (guest voice Michael McKean) that he was always in love with Hayley (Rachael MacFarlane).

Da Flippity Flop

Episode: 8x19 | Airdate: May 12, 2013

Da Flippity Flop

Klaus discovers his original human body, but Stan refuses to help him switch back. So, Klaus steals Stan's body and Stan becomes the fish. Meanwhile, Roger turns the attic into a gym, and tries to pressure Steve into a long-term membership.

Season 9

Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure

Episode: 9x01 | Airdate: Sep 29, 2013

Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure

Thwarted in their efforts to secure dates for the upcoming high school prom, Steve (Scott Grimes) and Snot (guest voice Curtis Armstrong) turn to the CIA's cloning machine to churn out two willing ladies. But, when the device produces two uber-fast-growing newborn babies, the boys must break out their fathering skills to ready them in time for prom night. Meanwhile, Stan (Seth MacFarlane) takes home the CIA's cloned pet, Daren the Dodo, with disastrous consequences.

Poltergasm

Episode: 9x02 | Airdate: Oct 6, 2013

Poltergasm

Francine's "Poltergasm" starts to haunt the Smith household when she is unsatisfied by Stan in the sack, and Roger must conjure a medium named Zelda Rubinstein to help eliminate the ghost. Meanwhile, Hayley introduces her new boy-toy, Mauricio (guest voice Diego Luna), to the family.

Buck, Wild

Episode: 9x03 | Airdate: Nov 3, 2013

Buck, Wild

Steve is eager to prove that he's no longer a little boy, so he sets off to prove his manhood by joining Stan, Bullock (guest voice Patrick Stewart) and the rest of the CIA on their annual hunting trip. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus set off on a cross-country road trip.

Crotchwalkers

Episode: 9x04 | Airdate: Nov 10, 2013

Crotchwalkers

In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she's still a "cool" mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. B when their attempt to pull off the ultimate heist at "The Gash" goes awry, Steve is captured and sent to a Venezuelan sweatshop. Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and Klaus form Langley Falls' first Russian Balalaika trio.

Kung Pao Turkey

Episode: 9x05 | Airdate: Nov 24, 2013

Kung Pao Turkey

Stan's plans for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear are thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday. Meanwhile, Francine's mom encourages Hayley to get back on the dating scene and invites an eligible bachelor over, but her true intentions are revealed at Thanksgiving dinner.

Independent Movie

Episode: 9x06 | Airdate: Dec 1, 2013

Independent Movie

Determined to get Snot (guest voice Curtis Armstrong) to confront his emotions after his father passes away, Steve and friends embark on an epic cross-country road trip to the funeral. But Steve's commitment to his friend wavers when he falls for a Pixie Dream Girl (guest voice Zooey Deschanel) along the way. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger invent an automatic cake-cutter for the Home Shopping Network, but their partnership is tested when they only make a "verbal agreement" to split the profits.

Faking Bad

Episode: 9x07 | Airdate: Dec 8, 2013

Faking Bad

In this "Breaking Bad" parody, Hayley tries to fit in with a popular group of her former high school friends and, in the process, discovers Steve has an amazing ability to create incredibly realistic fake IDs. Sensing a business opportunity, Hayley builds out Steve's operation, but they don't count on having to deal with the other kingpin of the Langley Falls fake ID game: Kevin Ramage (Roger in disguise).

Minstrel Krampus

Episode: 9x08 | Airdate: Dec 15, 2013

Minstrel Krampus

When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus (guest voice Glover), a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas. Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve's attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it's up to Stan and Roger to get him back. Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service.

Vision: Impossible

Episode: 9x09 | Airdate: Jan 5, 2014

Vision: Impossible

Roger suffers a horrific car crash as he tries to take a picture of his crotch on a traffic speed cam. After waking up from a coma, he starts to have eerie visions of the future, and saves the Smiths from a terrible fire. But, Roger's abuse of his newfound powers soon draws the ire of his fellow family members and the Smiths must learn to cope with the uncertainty of the future.

Familyland

Episode: 9x10 | Airdate: Jan 12, 2014

Familyland

Francine is eager to re-live the Smith kids' childhood theme park adventures on a family visit to "Familyland." But, when the nefarious and cryogenically-frozen founder of the theme park, Roy Family (guest voice John Veiner), is mistakenly thawed, the Smiths find themselves prisoners of the medieval-themed park.

Cock of the Sleepwalk

Episode: 9x11 | Airdate: Jan 26, 2014

Cock of the Sleepwalk

Stan mixes up his nighttime routine after his 100th kill, but mistakenly unleashes a "good" Stan in his sleep - Jekyll & Hyde-style - who's hell-bent on pursuing all the good deeds that real Stan would never consider, and stopping him from ever killing again.

Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses

Episode: 9x12 | Airdate: Mar 16, 2014

Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses

Roger and Steve switch faces in a scheme that has the former wooing an attractive girl for the latter, but things come to a head when Roger actually falls for the young lady. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take to the sky as "Charlie's Angels"-type flight attendants to thwart a sinister scheme concocted by Mark Cuban.

I Ain't No Holodeck Boy

Episode: 9x13 | Airdate: Mar 23, 2014

I Ain't No Holodeck Boy

Against Francine's wishes, Stan takes the housebound kids into the woods for some outdoor playtime, where they wind up on the CIA's holodeck. Meanwhile, Hayley claims she is Roger's queen after purchasing his home star on an international star registry.

Stan Goes on the Pill

Episode: 9x14 | Airdate: Mar 30, 2014

Stan Goes on the Pill

Stan turns into a "woman" after taking an experimental drug.

Honey, I'm Homeland

Episode: 9x15 | Airdate: Apr 6, 2014

Honey, I'm Homeland

Stan attempts to infiltrate the "Occupy" movement, based on CIA intelligence that a leftist cell is planning a terrorist attack. But when he's captured and returned home by a group of radicals, Hayley suspects her father may have been "turned".

She Swill Survive

Episode: 9x16 | Airdate: Apr 13, 2014

She Swill Survive

Stan fears that Hayley has no life skills, so he forces her to take a job as a bartender in Roger's attic haunt. However, when Bullock (guest voice Patrick Stewart) becomes Hayley's best customer, Stan realizes that he can use his daughter's knowledge to get ahead at work.

Rubberneckers

Episode: 9x17 | Airdate: Apr 27, 2014

Rubberneckers

Stan's co-workers at the CIA teach him about "rubbernecking," the art of checking out other women on the sly, away from the gaze of their wives. But when Stan causes a massive accident in an attempt to take a picture of an attractive jogger, he's interviewed by an intimidating insurance inspector (guest voice Terry Crews) who may rat out Stan to Francine. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus spill wine on the Smiths' brand new couch, and vow never to tell the other family members by sitting on the stained spot for the rest of their lives.

Permanent Record Wrecker

Episode: 9x18 | Airdate: May 4, 2014

Permanent Record Wrecker

Stan is fired from the CIA in a round of budget cuts, but since his 20 years of work experience are classified and hidden from his "permanent record", the only job he's able to land is at the local grocery store where Steve is the manager. Meanwhile, Roger bets an annoying coffee shop musician (guest voice Robin Thicke) that he can outplay him in one week. To accomplish his goal, he enters into a Faustian bargain with Lorenzo (guest voice Stanley Tucci), a guitar-instructing infomercial host.

News Glances with Genevieve Vavance

Episode: 9x19 | Airdate: May 11, 2014

News Glances with Genevieve Vavance

Hayley starts an internship at a local news station working for a Nancy Grace-type reporter, who happens to be Roger in disguise. T.J. Miller, Nat Faxon and Josh Groban guest-voice.

The Longest Distance Relationship

Episode: 9x20 | Airdate: May 18, 2014

The Longest Distance Relationship

A year after Jeff's (guest voice Jeff Fischer) abduction, Hayley is still heartbroken, until she meets Millionaire Matt Davis (guest voice Pete Holmes), who may be able to help her move forward. Things are going great, until Steve and Snot (guest voice Curtis Armstrong) catch a signal on a CB radio - Jeff's alive in space and trying to make it back to Hayley.

Season 10

Roger Passes the Bar

Episode: 10x01 | Airdate: Sep 14, 2014

Roger Passes the Bar

Roger (Seth MacFarlane) is forced to sell his beloved attic bar to a restaurant chain after suffering a heart attack, and a sexy new next-door neighbor (guest voice Jane Krakowski, "30 Rock") promises to take Steve and his friends' virginity in return for housework. Then, Roger movies in with Greg (Seth MacFarlane) and Terry (guest voice Mike Barker).

A Boy Named Michael

Episode: 10x02 | Airdate: Sep 14, 2014

A Boy Named Michael

At a party celebrating Greg and Terry's adoption of a 10-year-old Russian boy, Roger gets a taste of their sophisticated lifestyle and decides to reject the Smiths and indoctrinate himself into his cultured neighbors' lives.

Blagsnarst, A Love Story

Episode: 10x03 | Airdate: Sep 21, 2014

Blagsnarst, A Love Story

Roger and Francine discover an alien in the woods, and Roger capriciously has a one-night relationship with her before being fed up with her quirks. He tries to get rid of her by calling the CIA, but then realizes that he can't go through with it.

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