People Just Do Nothing - Episode Guide

After receiving noise complaints from a neighbour, the members of Kurupt FM decide to soundproof the flat from which they broadcast. They enlist the help of local entrepreneur Chabuddy G, who devises a creative solution using egg boxes and factory second packets of peanuts in return for Kurupt airing his commercial.

Grindah is tasked with organizing his daughter's fifth birthday party. After his last-minute negotiations with Argos break down, Chabuddy G steps in to offer an adapted version of his hen's night party package. Meanwhile, DJ Beats flunks a job interview for Tie Land.

Kurupt FM run a listener competition, presenting the prize personally to the winner. Chabuddy G's wife's brother comes to visit from Poland, but their apparent closeness raises questions about the true nature of their relationship.

The Kurupt crew ask Chabaddy G to design a website for their radio station. He agrees, in return for being allowed to play a DJ set on air. Steves attempts to obtain a crisis loan from the Job Centre. Strapped for cash, DJ Beats is forced to play at a friend's wedding reception to save the station and his washing machine.

It is Angel's christening and Grindah is contemplating his choice of godfather.

Miche starts her new trial job at a salon, meaning Grindah is on babysitting duties.

Grindah and Beats are in the midst of a weed drought and take matters into their own hands.

Chabuddy prepares for his latest business venture, and Grindah has a big announcement for Miche. Meanwhile, Beats takes Craig on a comical father-and-son fishing trip.

It's the opening night of Chabuddy's new nightclub, the Champagne Steam Rooms. The Kurupt FM crew prepare for their headliner set, while Miche is offered a full-time position at the salon.

The band enter the studio to record their latest 'instant classic', while Miche chooses a venue for her marriage to Grindah. Meanwhile, Beats faces the prospect of fatherhood, and Chabuddy is on the lookout for love once again.

Kurupt FM attempt to get a record deal. In need of a pay rise to pay for the upcoming wedding, Miche needs to pass a hairdressing test.

Grindah finds himself in trouble with the law again and prepares himself for a possible jail sentence, leaving Steves with a daunting eight-hour set.

Chabuddy turns the bar into a restaurant and hires Steves. Miche reaches breaking point over the wedding, with consequences for Grindah – who feels further marginalized by Beats's burgeoning bromance with Darren.

Chabuddy organizes for Kurupt FM to perform at a club in Ipswich. The gig is not very successful but the group persuade two girls to come back to their hotel room with them. Steves gets travel sick, gets separated from the group and has to hitch-hike to Ipswich.

It's a big day for Kurupt FM - people will be with their partners so there are potentially double the listeners. However, duty calls for Beats when Roche goes into labour and Steves has plans with his Nan, leaving Grindah to run the station. Meanwhile Miche wonders if there's any chance of her and Grindah getting back together.

Grindah and Steves' non-stop bender starts to grate on the rest of Kurupt FM. Meanwhile, Miche is thriving and sets her sights on a modelling career for her and Angel. Chabuddy takes Beats shopping for baby stuff. Tensions at the station reach breaking point when a rival radio station is discovered and the boys try to prevent Grindah spiraling out of control.

A reluctant Beats is left to deal with the escalating beef with Kold FM. With snitching definitely not an option, how will they take down their rivals? Miche has begun living vicariously through social media, while Grindah's plan to win her back is interrupted by some unwelcome guests. Roche goes back to work, and Steves decides to carry out some tests to see if baby Robyn truly is his reincarnated nan.

In episode three, the beef with Kold FM kicks off when the boys discover graffiti on the Kurupt estate.

With the station under siege, Beats decides reinforcements are needed and calls in Chabuddy to secure their boundaries.

Steves's plan to protect his inheritance backfires, while Grindah volunteers on Angel's school trip - but has to decide between the battle to win Miche back and the approaching Kold war.

Angel auditions for her school play and Miche becomes fixated with her role as a ‘Mumager'.

Kurupt FM is back to normal after Grindah's return, until Steves shows up with a hostage from the Kold FM estate. Chabuddy starts a new job in a shop and struggles with the employee pecking order. Due to the hostage situation, Grindah challenges their rivals to a final stand off to establish who the baddest radio station really is.

In episode five, the wedding is back on and the Kurupt FM crew are out on the town for the Stag Party. Beats makes a rookie error when booking a stripper, Grindah gets cold feet and Chabuddy finally has some good luck. Miche's classy karaoke Hen Do begins with a limo ride round Brentford, but goes awry when her ban on penis accessories goes unheeded and the girls demand a stripper.

In the final installment of the series, the big day has arrived - Kurupt FM's first daytime rave!

But first there's a wedding to get out of the way. Will Miche get the perfect fairytale wedding she's always dreamed of? With Grindah as the groom, Beats as Best Man and Chabuddy providing the ‘décor' what could go wrong?

Kurupt FM has been raided, and the boys have resorted to desperate measures to stay on the air. They attempt to raise money at a car boot sale to replace their seized equipment with the help of Chabuddy G, who has a new money-making scheme. Meanwhile, Miche gets some bad news from the council and Carol has a new love interest.

With the station back up and running, Kurupt FM decide to have a go at live streaming to widen their fan base. Craig introduces Beats to the world of higher education and there is trouble in paradise for Chabuddy. Miche is waiting for the right time to tell Grindah about the move but has a plan to make it easier on Angel.

The Kurupt FM lot decide to film a music video for Heart Monitor Riddem - which is set to be their big break - and enlist Chabuddy as director.

Grindah has developed a mysterious illness which flares up whenever Essex is mentioned - convinced it is asthma, he visits the doctor.

It's Grindah's birthday and Miche has planned a meal with the whole gang. Keen to prove they're not getting old, the Kurupt boys plan an impromptu appearance at a student party.

It's the end of Kurupt FM and as Grindah bids farewell to Brentford, Beats has planned a final send off before his big move. Chabuddy starts up a new business venture.

Grindah, Beats and Decoy turn up at the Top Gear test track to race The Stig. After astounding Chris Harris with their impeccable automotive knowledge, they choose the perfect car to compete in the race to end all races.

People Just Do Nothing's Grindah, Beats, Chabuddy G and Steves get up to old tricks in lockdown.