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You Me Her - Episode Guide

Season 1

Cigarettes and Funions and Crap

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Mar 22, 2016

Cigarettes and Funions and Crap

Suburban Portland couple Emma and Jack Trakarsky are totally in love but seriously lacking spice. They end up tangled up with an escort (grad student Izzy) to get the mojo back, setting into motion a life-changing series of events for the trio.

Can You Be Cool?

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Mar 29, 2016

Can You Be Cool?

As Jack, Emma, and Izzy try to put the mother of all weird days behind them, Emma reveals a secret, Izzy finds committing to safe-bet Andy tougher than she thought, and Jack can't shake the feeling that he's gotten them all in over their heads.

No Penetration

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Apr 5, 2016

No Penetration

Jack, Izzy, and Emma, all together for the first time, agree to keep their relationship a business arrangement. Emma has her first date with Izzy while Jack grows ever more jealous and concerned about how this might effect his possible promotion.

Check a Box

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Apr 12, 2016

Check a Box

Jack and Emma start to wonder if they're on the same page. Izzy tries to find stability in Andy. After a startling development, Jack and Emma separately try to end things with Izzy, leading to a surprising epiphany.

Niece Jackie

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Apr 19, 2016

Niece Jackie

Izzy, Emma, and Jack cope with the real world consequences of their burgeoning alt relationship. As the trio reunite to bolster their collective nerve and take a huge leap, Andy begins to put the pieces together about what Izzy's really been up to.

The T Word

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Apr 26, 2016

The T Word

Izzy, Emma, and Jack finally take the polyamorous plunge together but things go wildly awry: everything that could go wrong meets up to conspire against them... in their front yard. However, the real peril may be right there in the room with them.

The Morning After

Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: May 3, 2016

The Morning After

The awkward morning after dredges up old fears for Jack and Emma and wounded feelings for Izzy. With their three-way fling feeling like more trouble than it's worth, Jack and Emma wish they'd shut it down before the whole blackmail thing started...

The Relationship More Populated

Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: May 10, 2016

The Relationship More Populated

With blackmail and hurt feelings accumulating all around them, Emma and Jack decide the only way to move forward with Izzy is to reinstate the business arrangement parameters. But Izzy has a plan of her own that's WAY more fun... until it isn't.

Sweet Home Colorado

Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: May 17, 2016

Sweet Home Colorado

Izzy decides to head home to Colorado in order to deal with her issues; and Jack and Emma face the fallout of what seems to be a succession of bad choices.

Season 2

Sex Fairy and the Eternal Flames

Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Feb 14, 2017

Sex Fairy and the Eternal Flames

In the Season 2 premiere, the now official "throuple" commit to cohabitation, face the disapproval of friends and family, and stand their ground in a bold, painful and permanent way.

Like Riding a Vagina Bike

Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Feb 21, 2017

Like Riding a Vagina Bike

The throuple "come out" at a neighborhood party, spinning the gathering out of control and cracking open a fresh can of troubles. Carmen and Dave try to make amends for their previous prudishness by inviting Jack, Emma and Izzy on an unusual double date.

Remember, Ruby, Remember

Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Feb 28, 2017

Remember, Ruby, Remember

Jack confronts Emma about inviting Izzy to move in without discussing it with him first. Leaving her to wallow in that epiphany, he goes on his interview at Griffin College and finds himself on "the road not taken.

Cat in the Box

Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Mar 7, 2017

Cat in the Box

It's "Dudes and Chicks Night" in Hawthorne Heights. While the women introduce Molly to their wine hang, bar-hoppers Dave, Gabe and Jack run into Jack's "one who got away."

Stoner Sensai's Secrets of Love

Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Mar 14, 2017

Stoner Sensai's Secrets of Love

Jack's still caved out at big bro's house, Izzy's trying to coax the married couple back together, and after things go bad at work, Emma's not at all sure about what she really-really wants.

What the F is Wrong with You Trakarskys?

Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Mar 21, 2017

What the F is Wrong with You Trakarskys?

Good news, Izzy's not pregnant, so why's she housecleaning away her feelings again? Jack inches closer to the point of no return with Ruby. All the while, the clock's ticking on the daunting arrival of Emma's hyper-conservative parents.

Weird Janis and the White Trash Baby Vessel

Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Mar 28, 2017

Weird Janis and the White Trash Baby Vessel

With the happy throuple reunited, how can they explain Izzy's presence to Emma's old school parents? Nina gets disturbing news about Andy's romantic past. And the Amaris quest for cool leads them into a bizarre social situation.

Freaky Little Love Poodles

Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Apr 4, 2017

Freaky Little Love Poodles

Jack and Emma convince her parents that Izzy's their surrogate, but then the throuple's rouse unearths very real questions about babies and the long-term future of their relationship. Nina seeks out Andy's exes to set the record straight.

Silver Linings and Vodka

Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Apr 11, 2017

Silver Linings and Vodka

Izzy and Emma are stunned by Jack's proposal: What if the three of them really did have a baby together? But before they have time to delve deeper, they'll have to talk their way out of a tight spot with Emma's parents.

Baby, Baby Where Did Our Love Go?

Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Apr 18, 2017

Baby, Baby Where Did Our Love Go?

Jack wants a baby, Izzy wants a baby, everybody wants a baby... right? With the dazzling offer from Pinnacle pressing ever harder and an IVF consultation set, Emma must choose between a larger professional canvas and two true loves.

Season 3

Dickless in Seattle

Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Mar 20, 2018

Dickless in Seattle

Four months later, Emma's climbing her way to the top of the Pinnacle ladder alongside an old flame rekindled. Jack and Izzy settle into blissful monogamy in their newly finished loft. Carmen and new neighbor Hannah start a lifestyle magazine.

I Said Make Up

Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Mar 27, 2018

I Said Make Up

The day before the divorce signing, Jack and Emma are forced to spend an afternoon together divvying up their stuff. Someone very important from Izzy's past shows up at precisely the wrong time. Dave and Carmen struggle to find a balance between their jobs and childcare. With Shaun's help, Nina spins her vitriol towards Andy into an inventive thesis.

Tourist Lesbians and Millennial Twats

Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Apr 3, 2018

Tourist Lesbians and Millennial Twats

Reeling from a huge mistake, Emma seeks solace in Carmen. Izzy tries to focus on completing her doctorate by volunteering at a Homeless Youth Center. Jack decides the time is right for a deeper commitment to his relationship with Izzy.

Inconceivable!

Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Apr 10, 2018

Inconceivable!

Emma hides two very big secrets from Kylie. Izzy's father Ben wants to be part of her life again. Pulling his weight on the childcare front turns out harder than Dave imagined. Jack wonders if Izzy has cooled on both marriage and motherhood.

Welcome to the Tiger Cage

Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Apr 17, 2018

Welcome to the Tiger Cage

Izzy grows ever more suspicious of Emma's return to Portland and Jack's increasingly odd behavior. Just as they're edging their way into a surprising new relationship, Nina lashes out at Shaun. Emma makes the biggest decision of her life.

Fool Me Once? Shame on You. Fool Me Twice? Blow Me

Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Apr 24, 2018

Fool Me Once? Shame on You. Fool Me Twice? Blow Me

Jack and Ben finally meet but Jack's got a more pressing issue on his mind. Emma tries to apologize to Izzy but it falls on deaf ears. Carmen and Hannah plan a magazine launch party. Izzy tries to reconnect Sasha with her grandmother.

Hold Onto Your Ovaries

Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: May 1, 2018

Hold Onto Your Ovaries

At Carmen and Hannah's magazine launch party, Emma corners Izzy in a Hail Mary attempt to get her back. Nina gets stood up so Shaun offers to be her replacement "thesis date. Good news for Carmen's magazine means bad news for Dave.

The Insidious Lure of Pumpkin Spice

Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: May 8, 2018

The Insidious Lure of Pumpkin Spice

Nina's emerging feelings for Shaun are complicated when Andy pops back up with one hell of a story. Ben plants seeds of doubt about how Izzy could fit into the Trakarskys' new life.

Asshole, Other Asshole, and the Depressive Muppet

Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: May 15, 2018

Asshole, Other Asshole, and the Depressive Muppet

Jack and Emma pressure Izzy to give Seattle a chance, and she volleys back an ultimatum. As Carmen's dreams come true, the Amaris come to a stunning resolution to their career/childcare dilemma. Nina is stuck between a Shaun and an Andy place.

You Be You and I'll Be Me

Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: May 22, 2018

You Be You and I'll Be Me

The complex realities of polyamory and "throupling": What happens when this peculiar rom-com fades to black? Can they prove their best, truest, happiest lives really are together, even when it's difficult and more conventional alternatives beckon?

Season 4

Triangular Peg, Meet Round Hole

Episode: 4x01 | Airdate: Apr 9, 2019

Triangular Peg, Meet Round Hole

Two months later, we find EJI back in Hawthorne Heights, test-renting the Helen Wilberg house. Will the surprising news revealed at Emma's baby-doc appointment put enough pressure on Izzy to finally cave and put down roots in the 'burbs?

The Saddest Clown Show Ever

Episode: 4x02 | Airdate: Apr 16, 2019

The Saddest Clown Show Ever

Jack tries to bro-out with his new replacement friend, Nathan. Izzy decides to apply for the Hawthorne School counsellor job. Emma tries to start her architectural empire from home, but can't keep from spying on the exciting new neighbors.

The Deaf Leading the Blind Leading the Stupid

Episode: 4x03 | Airdate: Apr 23, 2019

The Deaf Leading the Blind Leading the Stupid

The EJI sex slump continues even as Emma insists Jack and Izzy should be okay getting it on without her. So why can't they seem to pull the trigger even while Emma is busy taking over the neighborhood?

That's So Stupid and I'm Definitely Not Crying

Episode: 4x04 | Airdate: Apr 30, 2019

That's So Stupid and I'm Definitely Not Crying

Emma's been reading up on the rules of polyamory and apparently EJI is doing it all wrong! Gabe blows Emma and Izzy's mind by revealing a family secret they absolutely cannot repeat to Jack.

Santa Claus Rides Loch Ness Monster Into Atlantis!

Episode: 4x05 | Airdate: May 7, 2019

Santa Claus Rides Loch Ness Monster Into Atlantis!

EJI attend Poly Training Camp with Portland's resident poly expert, Coach Remi. They expected the unexpected... but not that they'd be "outed" for doing poly all wrong.

Eat Your Strangers and Don't Talk to Vegetables!

Episode: 4x06 | Airdate: May 14, 2019

Eat Your Strangers and Don't Talk to Vegetables!

EJI's new symbol of their love, a brightly painted front door, garners the attention of the neighborhood, who don't appreciate "Marigold 142" quite as much as our throuple.

Now Who's Got Egg in Her Hair?

Episode: 4x07 | Airdate: May 21, 2019

Now Who's Got Egg in Her Hair?

The aftermath of Izzy and Nathan's egg-cellent adventure has surprising consequences, drawing Gabriel into the sticky mess. Meanwhile, Emma and Jack confront Lala at her own game, neighborhood politics.

A Whole Bouillabaisse of Crazy

Episode: 4x08 | Airdate: May 28, 2019

A Whole Bouillabaisse of Crazy

Lala's not the only one Izzy has to make reparations to; her bad late-night choices seem to keep ringing up consequences, forcing EJI to confront issues they've all been desperately ducking.

Who We Are...and Who We Aren't

Episode: 4x10 | Airdate: Jun 11, 2019

Who We Are...and Who We Aren't

Everybody in EJI World prepares for the anniversary party, counting down the moments until they sign papers to legally bind them together as a family... unless someone or something changes their minds.

Season 5

Dr. Feelgood's Magic Tea

Episode: 5x02 | Airdate: Jun 7, 2020

Dr. Feelgood's Magic Tea

When Lala and Ben unwittingly give everyone Saharan Truth Serum, the party really gets started.

Squonk Happens

Episode: 5x03 | Airdate: Jun 7, 2020

Squonk Happens

EJI succumb to The First Stage of Breakup Grief, the dreaded "I Want My Shit Back."

Also, I Hate You.

Episode: 5x04 | Airdate: Jun 7, 2020

Also, I Hate You.

Emma and Jack have planned a romantic night away at a hotel, and Izzy doesn't care. Not at all. Nope. Not one bit. And shut up.

Remember the Carlyle!

Episode: 5x05 | Airdate: Jun 7, 2020

Remember the Carlyle!

EJI drop the masks of indifference and finally say what's been bubbling up since Izzy made a run for the border six months ago.

Break It Like You Mean It

Episode: 5x06 | Airdate: Jun 7, 2020

Break It Like You Mean It

EJI agrees to "take a beat," not make any rash decisions. But when Nina finds out, she decides to take matters into her own hands.

Going Deep Dish

Episode: 5x07 | Airdate: Jun 7, 2020

Going Deep Dish

Nina comforts Izzy while Emma and Jack get life-altering news from Dave.

Oh, Mama!

Episode: 5x08 | Airdate: Jun 7, 2020

Oh, Mama!

After Izzy's verbal castration and hard no to their apology, you think Emma and Jack would just pack up and leave? Think again.

Say Something. Say Anything.

Episode: 5x09 | Airdate: Jun 7, 2020

Say Something. Say Anything.

Emma and Jack have one last trick up their sleeves to win Izzy back. Time to go big.

Home Is Where the Flaming Heart Is

Episode: 5x10 | Airdate: Jun 7, 2020

Home Is Where the Flaming Heart Is

The Curious Case of EJI is resolved: Izzy's leaving and Emma and Jack are staying because it's the right thing to do. The end. Except... 

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