Burnistoun - Episode Guide

Sketch show set in a fictional Scottish location that's oddly familiar. Featuring an impassioned battle with a voice-activated lift and the career trajectory of a single-issue MP.

Burnistoun's got talent in the shape of a local singing sensation with a unique style. Plus, what soap operas would be like if people actually went to the toilet.

A hitman discovers it's not easy to assemble a weapon of choice. Plus an awkward question on the top deck of a bus, and a visit to the town's first-ever cloning warehouse.

One hungry Burnistoun inhabitant is hell-bent on buying rolls, and hopeful popstar Kelly McGlade hones her on-stage repartee.

Burnistoun's most persistent market researcher takes a lifetime to get some answers, and the boozer is buzzing with gangster tales.

Featuring a frank exchange of views between two Burnistoun MSPs, a ladies' night held in a pub, and an imaginative fashion parade.

Paul and Walter have trouble dealing with a customer's order, and Peter and Scott try out some unusual exercise machines at the gym.

An innocent family singsong takes a devilish turn, Biscuity Boyle tries speed dating and Frankie Boyle stars in a revolutionary TV ad.

A businessman demonstrates his invention, Marky and Rosso set out to embarrass a family friend, and the quality policemen tackle delinquency.

Doberman Man tracks down his nemesis, paranoia reigns at the pub and the pole dancing club, and two friends find it difficult to connect.

Doberman Man meets his enemy, James Bond has an unpromising encounter with his contact, and Carlos Zumba shows why his dance craze is a hit.

A gullible customer gets fleeced, May and Nan's argument erupts into violence, and Doberman Man shows off his trophies to Doberman Man Woman.

Featuring a coffee shop that has an original way of serving a cappuccino and a high street boutique which delivers questionable sartorial advice to a confused punter.

The local cake shop suffers a decline in sales when a rogue cake decorator is let loose and the local job centre has a new line in compulsory niceness.

Includes misguided entrepreneur Alex Ciderson who invents a new way of packaging beer, and 'quality polis' McGregor and Toshan who gatecrash a party.

A local priest is revealed to have a direct line to God, but simply uses it to have daft banter and a novel interactive mobile phone app gets tested on the streets of Burnistoun.

The 'quality polis' team of McGregor and Toshan attend a football match and cause the very riot they were there to prevent.

In the fictional town of Burnistoun the legend of King Arthur springs to life when a Burnistoun man pulls the magic sword Excalibur out of the pavement.

Welcome to Sunny Burnistoun! Robert Florence and Iain Connell write and perform a sketch show set in a strangely familiar Scottish town. Burnistoun has its own newspaper, its own radio station and even its own ice-cream van. Drop in and find out how to get a tattoo altered, what makes a good front-page headline, and why football songs are not a sexy choice for singers in girl groups.

Specially selected highlights from the sketch show set in a fictional Scottish town. Featuring Paul and Walter - the snippy siblings who run an ice-cream van, and other characters.

A sketch show set in a fictional Scottish town that's eerily familiar. Written by and starring Robert Florence and Iain Connell, Burnistoun features a mix of recurring characters and one-off comic scenarios.

A special episode of the sketch show set in a fictional Scottish town, featuring Jolly Boy John, the Quality Polis and characters old and new.

This one-off special of the hit sketch show celebrates the TV Scotland has tuned in to see over the years - from nostalgic black and white to modern day HD favourites.