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Tyler Perry's House of Payne - Episode Guide

Season 1

Bully and the Beast

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Jun 6, 2007

Bully and the Beast

In the series premiere, Curtis becomes tired of all the people in his house. Meanwhile, Malik is being bullied by a girl at school who is taking his lunch money. Curtis tries to reconcile the situation but doesn't get a long with the girl's foster mother, Madea.

I Can Cry If I Want To

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Jun 6, 2007

I Can Cry If I Want To

While the family tries to plan a surprise party for Curtis' 50th birthday, Curtis tries to regain his youth. During the party the guys are called out for a fire that ends up being at C.J. and Janine's house.

More Than Meets the Eye

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Jun 13, 2007

More Than Meets the Eye

C.J. finds out the fire at his house was arson. Meanwhile, Janine's strange behavior is questioned by the family, especially Curtis, who thinks Janine is cheating on C.J. with her mysterious friend Blue.

Busted

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Jun 13, 2007

Busted

The family continues to question Janine's odd behavior before realizing she is on drugs. Meanwhile, Calvin sells knock off designer purses to make some extra money.

Lost and Found

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Jun 20, 2007

Lost and Found

Curtis is required to take an anger management class, but the upbeat instructor doesn't seem to suppress his anger. Later, the guys go to the crack house to help bring Janine home. Janine agrees to go to rehab but the family wakes up to find her missing.

Down and Outted

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Jun 20, 2007

Down and Outted

Curtis thinks Malik is gay after seeing him wear a tutu. Meanwhile, Curtis offers some of his and Ella's retirement money to C.J. in order to jump start him and the kids moving out.

No Money, Mo' Problems

Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Jun 27, 2007

No Money, Mo' Problems

C.J. accepts Curtis and Ella's money offer, but when he uses the money to put Janine in rehab she checks herself out, causing C.J. to lose the money and find a way to break the news to Curtis. Meanwhile, Calvin shows off Curtis and Ella's house as his own to impress a girl.

Just Say No

Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Jun 27, 2007

Just Say No

A school assembly about "Say No To Drugs" upsets Jazmine, because of Janine's drug problems. Meanwhile, the firefighters protest after Curtis refuses to replace the broken television at the firehouse.

Surprise, Surprise

Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Jul 4, 2007

Surprise, Surprise

Janine's parents show up looking for her. Claretha believes she knows Janine's father.

Father Knows Best

Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: Jul 4, 2007

Father Knows Best

Janine's parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck.

I Keep Coming Up Short

Episode: 1x11 | Airdate: Jul 11, 2007

I Keep Coming Up Short

Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt.

The Buck Stops Here

Episode: 1x12 | Airdate: Jul 11, 2007

The Buck Stops Here

The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her school.

Wax On, Wax Off

Episode: 1x13 | Airdate: Jul 18, 2007

Wax On, Wax Off

Malik's going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtis's fault.

Head of the Class

Episode: 1x14 | Airdate: Jul 18, 2007

Head of the Class

Jazmine runs for class president. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella take an art class together with models.

Paternity and Fraternity, Pt. 1

Episode: 1x15 | Airdate: Jul 25, 2007

Paternity and Fraternity, Pt. 1

An old high school flame of C.J.'s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Malik's hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble.

Paternity and Fraternity, Pt. 2

Episode: 1x16 | Airdate: Jul 25, 2007

Paternity and Fraternity, Pt. 2

C.J. gets the results of the paternity test. Meanwhile, Bart does some extreme stunts while the firefighters place bets on him.

Cracking Under Pressure

Episode: 1x17 | Airdate: Aug 1, 2007

Cracking Under Pressure

Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Payne's house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.

Club PCP

Episode: 1x18 | Airdate: Aug 1, 2007

Club PCP

Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.

Sadly Mistaken

Episode: 1x19 | Airdate: Aug 8, 2007

Sadly Mistaken

Janine's associate, Beverly, steals Ella's identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Meanwhile, Calvin crams for mid-terms.

And Justice for All

Episode: 1x20 | Airdate: Aug 8, 2007

And Justice for All

Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a pedophile. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together.

I Got the Hook Up

Episode: 1x21 | Airdate: Aug 15, 2007

I Got the Hook Up

Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman who's HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center.

Absolutely Positive

Episode: 1x22 | Airdate: Aug 15, 2007

Absolutely Positive

Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks he's dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman who's HIV-positive.

Teacher's Pet

Episode: 1x23 | Airdate: Aug 22, 2007

Teacher's Pet

After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, assistant principal Nicole Jamieson comes to the Payne household to investigate, sparking a schoolboy crush from Malik. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamster, the two kids make a pact to keep it a secret. Soon, Calvin gets involved, and mayhem becomes the order of the day.

The Perfect Storm

Episode: 1x24 | Airdate: Aug 22, 2007

The Perfect Storm

The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.

Sad, Sad Leroy Brown, Pt. 1

Episode: 1x25 | Airdate: Aug 29, 2007

Sad, Sad Leroy Brown, Pt. 1

A neighbor moves in with the Paynes after a fire renders his home uninhabitable, but the man soon emerges as an annoying houseguest. Elsewhere, Calvin finds romance---with a con artist.

Sad, Sad Leroy Brown, Pt. 2

Episode: 1x26 | Airdate: Aug 29, 2007

Sad, Sad Leroy Brown, Pt. 2

Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision.

Weeping May Endure for a Night

Episode: 1x27 | Airdate: Sep 5, 2007

Weeping May Endure for a Night

Mr. Brown, Cora and Will come by the Paynes after Pop Brown's funeral. Brown is upset because Pop Brown left him his run down house, which makes him think his Daddy really hates him. After going on another bad date, Calvin starts a website called "She's A Whack" dot com, only for it to backfire on him.

The Big Test

Episode: 1x28 | Airdate: Sep 5, 2007

The Big Test

C.J. has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Meanwhile, Jazmine cheats on a test.

Balancing Act

Episode: 1x29 | Airdate: Sep 12, 2007

Balancing Act

C.J. tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children. Meanwhile, Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Malik's friend.

Why Can't We Be Friends

Episode: 1x30 | Airdate: Sep 12, 2007

Why Can't We Be Friends

Jazmine's friend, Tiffany, convinces Jazmine that C.J. is going to marry Nicole and move to San Francisco with Nicole just like her Dad did when he remarried. Jazmine and Tiffany devise a plan to break up C.J. and Nicole. Meanwhile, Curtis and Malik clean out the attic and bond.

Dog Day Afternoon

Episode: 1x31 | Airdate: Sep 19, 2007

Dog Day Afternoon

While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber.

New Beginnings

Episode: 1x32 | Airdate: Sep 19, 2007

New Beginnings

When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, C.J. attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine tries to reconnect with the Paynes.

Heavy Petting

Episode: 1x33 | Airdate: Sep 19, 2007

Heavy Petting

When an old friend of C.J.'s turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes C.J. and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime, the Payne children push to get a pooch.

The Fast and the Furious

Episode: 1x34 | Airdate: Sep 19, 2007

The Fast and the Furious

Curtis must take an online driving course after he gets a speeding ticket. Meanwhile, Claretha, and Ella clash over playing the lottery.

Gone in 60 Seconds

Episode: 1x35 | Airdate: Sep 26, 2007

Gone in 60 Seconds

Curtis surprises the family with a new motorcycle, but his new bike causes more trouble than anyone could ever imagine. Malik's new friend from New York convinces him to steal Curtis' motorcycle, leaving Curtis no choice but to press charges, causing Ella to kick him out of the house. (Part one of three.)

Lost Without You

Episode: 1x36 | Airdate: Sep 26, 2007

Lost Without You

C.J. and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested when Nicole's jealousy gets out of hand, but that's the least of C.J.'s problems. Curtis filled charges against Malik, who faces time in prison for stealing and wrecking Curtis' motorcycle. Meanwhile, the firehouse crew must find a way to get Curtis back into the house that Ella kicked him out of before they go insane.

I Rest My Case

Episode: 1x37 | Airdate: Sep 26, 2007

I Rest My Case

Malik and his friend Kyle go to a court hearing for stealing and wrecking Curtis' bike, but Curtis' plan to teach the boys a lesson backfires when Malik and Kyle are sent to prison. (Part three of three)

Season 2

A House is Not a Home

Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Dec 5, 2007

A House is Not a Home

C.J. thinks they he may have found the perfect new apartment for he and the kids, but he soon learns that his dream home is too good to be true. Curtis is ecstatic that C.J. and the kids are finally getting out of his house. Meanwhile, Ella has had enough of Janine once she learns that she has been taking advantage of her.

Home Alone

Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Dec 5, 2007

Home Alone

Just as C.J. and the kids adjust to their new surroundings, an unexpected break in changes everything. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella are thrilled to have their home all to themselves again.

The Wench Who Saved Christmas

Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Dec 5, 2007

The Wench Who Saved Christmas

Christmas has arrived and everyone is excited...except for Curtis. When he learns that Ella decided to cancel their holiday vacation to help celebrate C.J. and the kids spending Christmas without Janine, Curtis throws a Scrooge-like tantrum. He returns to reality after being in a dream state where Madea haunts him into realizing the true meaning of the holiday season.

Trial by Fire Pt. 1

Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Dec 5, 2007

Trial by Fire Pt. 1

When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. A miscalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble. Meanwhile, Malik tries to impress a girl.

Trial by Fire Pt. 2

Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Dec 12, 2007

Trial by Fire Pt. 2

Curtis and his team continue to strategize the best way in order to rescue C.J., who remains trapped in the burning house unconscious. Meanwhile, Malik continues to win over his new crush, Taylor.

Trial by Fire Pt. 3

Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Dec 12, 2007

Trial by Fire Pt. 3

As C.J. fights for his life, he regains consciousness while awaiting the help from the other firefighters.

Crazy in Love

Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Dec 12, 2007

Crazy in Love

An old friend of Curtis is on town and begins to set his sights on Claretha, much to the dismay of Ella. Meanwhile, C.J. is being stalked by a mentally unstable woman he rescued.

Reality Check

Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Dec 12, 2007

Reality Check

The firehouse becomes the subject of a new reality series about firefighters, but the producer of the show tampers with everyone's interviews by showing them in a not-so perfect image. Meanwhile, C.J. and Ella are at odds when Ella decides to takes the children to see their mother without C.J.'s consent.

Piece of Mind

Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Dec 19, 2007

Piece of Mind

Deciding on the best way to handle some of their brooding issues, the Payne household decide to seek a family therapist. After each member of the family has their one-on-one time with the therapist, the final result proves that the doctor is need of some psychiatric assistance of his own.

There's No Place Like Home

Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Dec 19, 2007

There's No Place Like Home

Janine is discharged from the rehabilitation center after successfully completing her program. She seeks help from Ella as she is nervous about her impending job interview and needs a place to stay for the night. Reluctantly, Ella goes beyond C.J.'s wishes and allows her to bunk on the couch, unbeknownst to the rest of the family. Meanwhile, Curtis decides to go on a diet after failing a physical exam.

Mommie Dearest

Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Dec 26, 2007

Mommie Dearest

C.J. is at odds with the family as they continue to allow Janine to live with them. The Payne family ties are once again tested when Malik becomes embarrassed by Janine's arrival as he wants to avoid being taunted by his classmates because of his troubled mother.

You Big Dummy

Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Dec 26, 2007

You Big Dummy

Janine and C.J. are at odds when she takes the children out to an amusement park without C.J.'s consent. But the drama ensues when C.J. discovers that Calvin has been dating Tracie behind his back. Meanwhile, Curtis guides the firehouse into a mandatory CPR certification.

It's a Boy

Episode: 2x13 | Airdate: Jan 2, 2008

It's a Boy

While the crew responds to an emergency call, Curtis finds himself all alone at the firehouse with a very pregnant woman. Meanwhile, Calvin and Tracie's relationship begins to wilt when Tracie questions if Calvin's ready for a mature relationship.

Aches and Paynes

Episode: 2x14 | Airdate: Jan 2, 2008

Aches and Paynes

Jazmine reveals her fear of visiting the dentist when she develops a painful toothache. Meanwhile, Calvin is devastated once he receives the news that Tracie wants to see other people and end their relationship.

The Big Bang Theory

Episode: 2x15 | Airdate: Jan 9, 2008

The Big Bang Theory

Blue, Janine's former drug dealer, demands that he receives the money that she owes him or he will threaten to harm the family. Meanwhile, another bully at Malik's school starts to harass him. But he finds Curtis' gun in the closet and soon believes that he's found the answer to his problem.

Step It Up

Episode: 2x16 | Airdate: Jan 9, 2008

Step It Up

Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but it's them that end up learning a lesson. Meanwhile, Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle.

No Payne No Gain

Episode: 2x17 | Airdate: Jan 16, 2008

No Payne No Gain

Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.

Devil in a Blue Suit

Episode: 2x18 | Airdate: Jan 16, 2008

Devil in a Blue Suit

Janine acts strangely, leading her family to think she is using drugs again. With Blue back in her life, the family must find a way to fix Janine's past. Meanwhile, Malik gets a paper route to pay for sneakers.

Bad Influence

Episode: 2x19 | Airdate: Jan 23, 2008

Bad Influence

Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug. Jazmine, meanwhile, has been chosen to play the princess in her school play, but after her parents try to help her prepare, she winds up getting demoted. But Calvin has the perfect advice for her.

Play on Playa

Episode: 2x20 | Airdate: Jan 23, 2008

Play on Playa

Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.

Its Getting Hot in Here

Episode: 2x21 | Airdate: Jan 30, 2008

Its Getting Hot in Here

C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.

Don't Get It Twisted

Episode: 2x22 | Airdate: Jan 30, 2008

Don't Get It Twisted

The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.

Season 3

Wife Swap

Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Mar 5, 2008

Wife Swap

Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.

Stop Being All Funky

Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Mar 5, 2008

Stop Being All Funky

Janine dates an ex-football star, and CJ goes out with Tanya. CJ starts to feel uncomfortable when Janine's date gives out lavish gifts to Malik and Jazmine. Meanwhile, Curtis develops a man crush on Janine's date.

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Mar 12, 2008

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Miranda's acceptance back into the Payne house is slow at first, but eventually she charms her way back. Meanwhile, Malik's new girlfriend has a surprise that beats Miranda's return. Will the Paynes ever have a normal day?

Game Over

Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Mar 12, 2008

Game Over

The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that upsets Ella. The secret also sparks an argument among all the younger couples. The Payne house has never been so heated.

Can I Get a Witness?

Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Mar 19, 2008

Can I Get a Witness?

Ella heads to the hospital after a lump is found in her breast. She confides in Janine but hides it from the rest of the family. Meanwhile, another crisis develops when Calvin witnesses a neighborhood crime, and is urged to go under witness protection.

Commencement Day

Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Mar 19, 2008

Commencement Day

Calvin finds out that he's graduating from college and tells everyone and later learns that the school made a mistake. Meanwhile, Ella must keep Janine's secret to herself, but not telling anyone about Janine being pregnant is harder than she thought.

A Shock to the System

Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Mar 26, 2008

A Shock to the System

Malik's best pal, Kevin, is injured in a hit-and-run accident, while staying at the Payne residence. Malik struggles with the possibility of losing his best friend. Meanwhile, Calvin scores a job at a most unusual place, and Curtis is instantly the happiest man on the planet. But Calvin's old ways get the best of him causing him to get fired from his new position.

Compromising Position

Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Mar 26, 2008

Compromising Position

Curtis is offered a desirable job, but it's in Los Angeles, and Ella firmly opposes moving. Meanwhile, CJ has a close encounter with Tanya's overly assertive gal pal.

Moral Dilemma

Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: Apr 2, 2008

Moral Dilemma

When $50,000 is found in CJ's truck, a moral dilemma about what to do with the cash begins tearing the Paynes apart. Of course, Curtis wants it as payment for housing CJ's family, but the Paynes can always rely on Ella to lead them to do the right thing.

Sex, Lies and Videotapes

Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: Apr 2, 2008

Sex, Lies and Videotapes

CJ corners Tanya about her appearance in a racy music video. In other events, the FBI keeps a hard eye on a Payne neighbor and seeks to use the Payne house as a stakeout post, which draws the attention of Claretha.

Time to Clean House

Episode: 3x11 | Airdate: Apr 9, 2008

Time to Clean House

The family has had it with Calvin's shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean house.

Living with Liz

Episode: 3x12 | Airdate: Apr 9, 2008

Living with Liz

Janine's mother, Liz, comes for a surprise visit, but she brings with her an attitude that needs readjusting. Fortunately, the Paynes are all about readjusting attitudes, especially Curtis. The Paynes discover that Janine's father threw Liz out of the house, so they attempt to bring the two back together. Meanwhile, Janine's having a hard time hiding that she's pregnant.

Beat Down

Episode: 3x13 | Airdate: Apr 16, 2008

Beat Down

Ella and Claretha offer support to an abuse victim, but things get hairy when the abuser comes to take his girl away from Ella and Claretha. Unfortunately, he doesn't know who he's messing with.

Expectations

Episode: 3x14 | Airdate: Apr 16, 2008

Expectations

Janine, CJ, and their respective dates attend a party, but revelations about Janine's pregnancy cause complications. Elsewhere, when the TV fades out, Curtis connects with the cable guy.

Cheers

Episode: 3x15 | Airdate: Apr 23, 2008

Cheers

Malik puts into motion a scheme to score the phone numbers of the entire cheerleading squad. His plan: to become a cheerleader himself. Elsewhere, Janine must bid adieu to the children as her relationship with Bryan moves to the next level.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me

Episode: 3x16 | Airdate: Apr 23, 2008

R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me

The guys' objectification of women at the firehouse flusters Angel, who turns to Ella and Claretha for advice. Meanwhile, Malik gets drunk with power when he babysits Jazmine.

Season 4

Driving Me Crazy

Episode: 4x01 | Airdate: Jun 4, 2008

Driving Me Crazy

Calvin babysits Miranda's nephew Brandon who is a total nightmare. Meanwhile, Claretha's car is stolen.

Reunited and… It Don't Feel So Good

Episode: 4x02 | Airdate: Jun 4, 2008

Reunited and… It Don't Feel So Good

Curtis, Ella, and Claretha host a mixer for their college reunion. CJ tries to baby-sit Malik and Jazmine alone with disastrous results.

What the --?

Episode: 4x03 | Airdate: Jun 4, 2008

What the --?

Dana finally decides to settle down and date one guy; everyone is happy for her except for Kiki when she finds out that Dana is dating her younger brother.

Guys' Night Out, Girls Night In

Episode: 4x04 | Airdate: Jun 4, 2008

Guys' Night Out, Girls Night In

Malik reluctantly goes on his first camping trip. Jazmine is upset she's not allowed to go, but lightens up when she finds out she'll get to have a girls night in.

How Do You Spell… It's All About Me?

Episode: 4x05 | Airdate: Jun 11, 2008

How Do You Spell… It's All About Me?

Ella is spending a lot of time away from home and Curtis is beginning to wonder if she is having an affair. Meanwhile, Jazmine participates in a spelling bee.

And… Cut!

Episode: 4x06 | Airdate: Jun 11, 2008

And… Cut!

Ella makes the family give up the use of all electronic devices; CJ learns a surprising secret; a Hollywood actor does research at the barbershop for his next movie.

Old School vs. New School

Episode: 4x07 | Airdate: Jun 18, 2008

Old School vs. New School

It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, with Miranda's help, Calvin invests in the barbershop and becomes a partner.

Fire and Disire

Episode: 4x08 | Airdate: Jun 18, 2008

Fire and Disire

Ella is going through menopause and the entire household is suffering with her.

Unsung Heros

Episode: 4x09 | Airdate: Jun 25, 2008

Unsung Heros

Calvin plans a surprise party when he learns his friend is coming home from Iraq. Meanwhile, Malik has to write a school paper about his role model, Curtis and CJ try to bribe him into choosing one of them.

Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

Episode: 4x10 | Airdate: Jun 25, 2008

Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

Curtis teaches Jazmine and Malik a valuable lesson on what it means to do without the comforts of home. Meanwhile, the barbers find out that Delante has been living in the barbershop.

True Lies

Episode: 4x11 | Airdate: Jul 2, 2008

True Lies

Kevin and Malik skip school with the intention of seducing their girlfriends. Meanwhile, Peanut uses the Paynes as his family to impress a girl.

That Sounds Sweet

Episode: 4x12 | Airdate: Jul 2, 2008

That Sounds Sweet

After a successful bake sale, Claretha convinces Ella to start her own business, and pretty soon, things get out of hand. Meanwhile, Malik enters a talent show to impress a girl.

Meet the Lucases

Episode: 4x13 | Airdate: Jul 9, 2008

Meet the Lucases

The Paynes meet Miranda's family, and in the middle of a heated discussion between Curtis and Calvin, Curtis has a heart attack and collapses.

Out on a Limb

Episode: 4x14 | Airdate: Jul 9, 2008

Out on a Limb

Calvin is ready to propose and buys a ring for Miranda that is more than he can afford. Ella and Claretha go with Jazmine and her Girl Scout troop to the mountains, and end up getting the troop lost.

Can't Buy Me Love

Episode: 4x15 | Airdate: Jul 16, 2008

Can't Buy Me Love

Calvin makes plans at a fancy restaurant to propose to Miranda but starts to question if he'll be rich enough to support her.

To Have and to Hold

Episode: 4x16 | Airdate: Jul 16, 2008

To Have and to Hold

After two attempts at proposing, Calvin decides to keep it simple and propose at home. But it gets complicated when Jazmine loses the ring while playing with it.

Unexpected Results

Episode: 4x17 | Airdate: Jul 23, 2008

Unexpected Results

Jazmine gets a perfect score on an aptitude test which wreaks havoc on the family. CJ and Tanya break up.

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

Episode: 4x18 | Airdate: Jul 23, 2008

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

Curtis and Malik are left to chaperon Jazmine's slumber party when CJ and Janine get held up at the barber shop.

Father's Day

Episode: 4x19 | Airdate: Jul 30, 2008

Father's Day

Grandpa Kelly comes to town, and upon meeting Miranda, realizes he knew her in a past life. Meanwhile, the barbers befriend a homeless man who is searching for his son.

Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?

Episode: 4x20 | Airdate: Jul 30, 2008

Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?

Ella goes with Miranda to the mall to complete her wedding registry, but things get out of hand when Ella takes over.

All Is Not Lost!

Episode: 4x21 | Airdate: Jul 30, 2008

All Is Not Lost!

When things start to go awry with Calvin and Miranda's wedding plans, Calvin gets cold feet. Meanwhile, we see that Curtis has gained weight since his last tuxedo fitting.

Party Over Here!

Episode: 4x22 | Airdate: Aug 6, 2008

Party Over Here!

The guys want to throw Calvin a bachelor party, but Miranda won't hear of it.

The Last Supper

Episode: 4x23 | Airdate: Aug 6, 2008

The Last Supper

The rehearsal dinner turns chaotic when Miranda passes out and uninvited guests show up.

We've Come This Far by Faith, Pt. 1

Episode: 4x24 | Airdate: Aug 6, 2008

We've Come This Far by Faith, Pt. 1

It's the wedding day! Calvin writes his wedding vows only to pass out each time he says or hears the word "forever."

We've Come This Far by Faith, Pt. 2

Episode: 4x25 | Airdate: Aug 6, 2008

We've Come This Far by Faith, Pt. 2

The wedding ceremony finally begins, but before Calvin and Miranda can get to their vows, CJ interrupts with a plan of his own.

Season 5

Labor Paynes, Pt. 1

Episode: 5x01 | Airdate: Dec 3, 2008

Labor Paynes, Pt. 1

Janine goes into labor, resulting in surprises and white-knuckle moments, as a double wedding uniting CJ and Janine, plus Calvin and Miranda, swiftly changes locations to the hospital.

Labor Paynes, Pt. 2

Episode: 5x02 | Airdate: Dec 3, 2008

Labor Paynes, Pt. 2

While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock, so the double wedding is moved to the hospital.

Your Wife's a Payne

Episode: 5x03 | Airdate: Dec 10, 2008

Your Wife's a Payne

Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda's shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrels over business plans.

Casa de Payne

Episode: 5x04 | Airdate: Dec 10, 2008

Casa de Payne

Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets; Calvin and Miranda return from their honeymoon; and Jazmine journeys to a boarding school in North Carolina.

It's a Payne Growing Up

Episode: 5x05 | Airdate: Dec 17, 2008

It's a Payne Growing Up

Malik's friend Kevin has an intimate relationship with a woman who has syphilis. C.J. counsel's Malik which leads to a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Calvin is pressured by Miranda to be more thoughtful towards their marriage.

Payne and Prejudice

Episode: 5x06 | Airdate: Dec 17, 2008

Payne and Prejudice

The Payne's are invited for dinner at the Hernadez home which leads to a culture clash. Dana's falsehood's come back to haunt her at the barbershop.

Payneful News

Episode: 5x07 | Airdate: Feb 11, 2009

Payneful News

Calvin and Miranda are trying to have a baby, but they run into problems when they discover that Calvin isn't "firing on all cylinders."

Payneful Loss

Episode: 5x08 | Airdate: Feb 11, 2009

Payneful Loss

Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthy. Meanwhile, Malik and Kevin get in over their heads when they throw a house party while house sitting for Calvin and Miranda.

Payneful Employment

Episode: 5x09 | Airdate: Feb 18, 2009

Payneful Employment

CJ gets a very important job interview in another city which excites Curtis, who begins to think he might finally have the house to himself again.

Slightly Payneful Truth

Episode: 5x10 | Airdate: Feb 18, 2009

Slightly Payneful Truth

Malik, as a favor to Alexandra, helps Consuela prepare for her U.S. citizenship test. Curtis jumps in to help when Malik gets sick.

Joy and Payne

Episode: 5x11 | Airdate: Feb 25, 2009

Joy and Payne

Curtis, Calvin and the rest of the Paynes are caught in the middle of a Hernandez family confrontation between Carlos and his son, Diego.

A Sisters Payne

Episode: 5x12 | Airdate: Feb 25, 2009

A Sisters Payne

Kiki's brother, Darnell, returns to the shop. Malik and Alex find a way around the 'no date' rule by having a date in Malik's back yard.

A Grand Payne

Episode: 5x13 | Airdate: Mar 4, 2009

A Grand Payne

Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised; Janine's parents visit to see the new twins.

Games People Play

Episode: 5x14 | Airdate: Mar 4, 2009

Games People Play

The Payne's love their annual tailgating shindig, but when Miranda finds out about Calvin and Mercedes kiss, she becomes ill. Meanwhile, Diego becomes agitated and starts fighting with people.

Help Wanted

Episode: 5x15 | Airdate: Apr 8, 2009

Help Wanted

Miranda runs into her successful, good looking ex-fiance, and it drives Calvin crazy. To show that he is doing something with his life, Calvin takes a job at Mercedes company.

Old Lady Paynes

Episode: 5x16 | Airdate: Apr 8, 2009

Old Lady Paynes

When Ella's demanding mother arrives, the elder exhibits a lapse of memory, causing Ella to worry that she has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, there's a hair-raising quandary at the barbershop when Floyd's supposedly dead first wife emerges.

I Don't Know This Payne

Episode: 5x17 | Airdate: Apr 15, 2009

I Don't Know This Payne

Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall, while Curtis and Carlos enjoy their new man world.

Paul Mall

Episode: 5x18 | Airdate: Apr 15, 2009

Paul Mall

Curtis may need to be careful after Ella meets a handsome and charming man at the mall. Meanwhile, Diego asks for Calvin and Miranda's help in scrutinizing Mercedes newest man.

With Friends Like These

Episode: 5x19 | Airdate: Apr 22, 2009

With Friends Like These

Malik makes a friend, Jeremy, who is HIV-positive. When Jeremy gets harassed at school, Malik comes to his defense. Meanwhile, Rosie gets sick and Consuela becomes her temporary replacement at the boutique.

The Talent Show

Episode: 5x20 | Airdate: Apr 22, 2009

The Talent Show

Due to city budget cuts, the firehouse is closing down. Everyone bands together to try and raise money for the laid-off firefighters. A very special guest (Gladys Knight) saves the day.

Bringing Down the House

Episode: 5x21 | Airdate: Apr 29, 2009

Bringing Down the House

The foundation of the Payne house needs desperate repair. Curtis tries to save money by hiring a jackleg contractor, who ends up doing more damage and the Paynes have to move out of their house. Meanwhile, Ella grows closer to Paul, the man at the mall.

Moving Day

Episode: 5x22 | Airdate: Apr 29, 2009

Moving Day

Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house, CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.

Moving Out

Episode: 5x23 | Airdate: May 27, 2009

Moving Out

Miranda becomes upset with Calvin and the escapades with Mercedes, plus allowing his family to live at their house. Meanwhile, a quarrel over Ella's job has Curtis and Ella's marriage on shaky ground.

Back Where We Belong

Episode: 5x24 | Airdate: May 27, 2009

Back Where We Belong

Curtis and Calvin move into the barbershop due to their marriage problems, which causes hair raising havoc in the process. Meanwhile, Floyd blows up when he learns of Zach and Olivia's act of love.

Surprise! Pt. 1

Episode: 5x25 | Airdate: Jun 3, 2009

Surprise! Pt. 1

Calvin has gotten the $20,000 needed to repair his parent's house and surprises them with the check. Meanwhile, Janine reveals that CJ is in Chicago interviewing for a new job.

Surprise! Pt. 2

Episode: 5x26 | Airdate: Jun 3, 2009

Surprise! Pt. 2

Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda and the conflict only gets worse. Meanwhile, Janine, the twins and Malik are preparing to move.

Season 6

Where's the Payne?

Episode: 6x01 | Airdate: Nov 4, 2009

Where's the Payne?

A forced retirement for Curtis creates obstacles, but the drama spikes when Miranda goes missing. Elsewhere, Claretha returns without her said husband and moves in with Curtis and Ella.

Recurring Paynes

Episode: 6x02 | Airdate: Nov 4, 2009

Recurring Paynes

Miranda remains missing, and her mother storms on over to the house. She blames Calvin for her disappearance and even called the police on him! She believes Calvin is a suspect in her vanishing. Meanwhile, CJ, Janine and Jazmine return, hoping to stay with Curtis and Ella. And a secret is unearthed regarding Curtis's forced retirement. Also, Jazmine has become very intelligent due to her being at a school for gifted children but it concerns the family because she is acting so weird.

Wigging Out

Episode: 6x03 | Airdate: Nov 11, 2009

Wigging Out

Miranda finally returns and tells Calvin there is no baby. Despite his pleads, begs, and understanding Miranda refuses to let Calvin stay in the condo therefore, shocked and confused, Calvin must move back in with Curtis and Ella.Claretha decides to start a home business.

Payne Speaking

Episode: 6x04 | Airdate: Nov 11, 2009

Payne Speaking

Curtis protests his retirement at City Hall and C.J. reveals to Curtis that he's taking Curtis's job at the firehouse. Meanwhile, Ella battles with an innovative new pastor who plans to shut down the help center to make way for a new multi-media outreach program.

Parental Payne

Episode: 6x05 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2009

Parental Payne

Calvin confronts Miranda, thinking she had an abortion. Meanwhile, the school casts Malik in its production of Othello but the supposedly bigot father of the white girl cast opposite Malik won't allow Malik to kiss her in the play.

Payne, Payne Go Away

Episode: 6x06 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2009

Payne, Payne Go Away

It's a revolving door at the Payne house when CJ, Janine and the children move out, and Floyd in turn moves in because of his divorce. Then there's Jazmine. The youngster, feeling ignored and jealous, makes the choice to run away.

Marriage Paynes

Episode: 6x07 | Airdate: Nov 25, 2009

Marriage Paynes

All three of the Payne couples (Curtis and Ella, C.J.and Janine, and Calvin and Miranda) go on an eye-opening marriage retreat. At the end of the retreat, Miranda asks Calvin for a divorce. Meanwhile, Claretha and Floyd babysit for the twins while everyone is out of the house.

Ms. Curtis

Episode: 6x08 | Airdate: Dec 2, 2009

Ms. Curtis

It's an awkward up-and-down meeting for Calvin and Miranda when they get trapped in an elevator together, their first encounter after she asked for a divorce. Meanwhile, Curtis unwittingly takes Ella's estrogen pills. At the end Miranda and Calvin finally overcome their marriage problems before they reach the dreaded "33rd Floor".

Oh Christmas Payne

Episode: 6x09 | Airdate: Dec 9, 2009

Oh Christmas Payne

Family and friends share their different versions of the Nativity story when Jazmine fails to appreciate her gift from Ella (a wooden version of the Nativity scene).

Til Payne Do Us Part

Episode: 6x10 | Airdate: Dec 23, 2009

Til Payne Do Us Part

Curtis and Ella are shocked to learn that their not legally married, so Claretha and Floyd convince them to enjoy single life.

Payneful Reunion

Episode: 6x11 | Airdate: Mar 3, 2010

Payneful Reunion

When Ella tries to arrange a family reunion, a chagrined Jazmine opposes the idea of connecting with her extended family. As such, Curtis and Ella set out to teach her a valuable lesson about honoring her family heritage.

From the Mouths of Babes

Episode: 6x12 | Airdate: Mar 3, 2010

From the Mouths of Babes

The issue of birth control creates divisions between CJ and Janine. Meanwhile, surprise developments transpire when Calvin and Miranda spend a day with Jazmine.

Blackout X 3

Episode: 6x13 | Airdate: Mar 10, 2010

Blackout X 3

A blackout ironically sheds light on all three Payne couples when Curtis, CJ and Calvin are taken away from their televised football game and keep company with their wives.

Lady Sings to Blue

Episode: 6x14 | Airdate: Mar 10, 2010

Lady Sings to Blue

The Paynes worry that the newly happy Janine might be returning to drugs after her erstwhile dealer arrives. And Curtis is turning Japanese---that is, he becomes captivated by Japanese culture

Something Brewing

Episode: 6x15 | Airdate: Mar 17, 2010

Something Brewing

Janine cares for her dying former dealer, jeopardizing her relationship with C.J.; Floyd and Curtis launch a beer-brewing business. While at the help center C.J. and Janine pray that Blue will be led to Heaven while dying.

Seal of Approval

Episode: 6x16 | Airdate: Mar 17, 2010

Seal of Approval

Malik decides to join the ROTC, upsetting Janine. And Curtis is fired up when he's hired by the fire department---but it's not in the capacity he expected.

Payneful Pie

Episode: 6x17 | Airdate: Mar 25, 2010

Payneful Pie

Ella breaks some news, which only creates a downturn in Curtis' financial plans. Elsewhere, Calvin squares off against Miranda's critical mother.

How Do You Like Your Roast?

Episode: 6x18 | Airdate: Mar 25, 2010

How Do You Like Your Roast?

Curtis is the man of honor at a surprise retirement party. In other developments, a case of puppy love blooms for Jazmine.

Curtis Sings the Blues

Episode: 6x19 | Airdate: Mar 31, 2010

Curtis Sings the Blues

Curtis spirals into a depressive funk following successive life-altering events, but he gets support from a very unlikely source. In other developments, Calvin and Miranda compete against CJ and Janine in a bid for a weekend getaway.

Firestorm

Episode: 6x20 | Airdate: Mar 31, 2010

Firestorm

During a fire routine a fireman dies under CJ's authority and he blames himself. Meanwhile, Ella studies a book at school and recommends the literary work to Miranda and Claretha.

Heartbeat

Episode: 6x21 | Airdate: Apr 7, 2010

Heartbeat

A pregnancy scare upends Calvin and Miranda's world. Elsewhere, Curtis' sales scheme lands him in trouble with the law.

Through the Fire

Episode: 6x22 | Airdate: Apr 7, 2010

Through the Fire

Janine's mother (Anne-Marie Johnson) arrives, to a downcast CJ's immense annoyance. Elsewhere, Curtis is a flop during his guest-star role on a morning TV show.

The Bible: King Payne's Version

Episode: 6x23 | Airdate: Apr 14, 2010

The Bible: King Payne's Version

Ella futilely tries to fit in with college-age peers in her study group; Curtis offers his own unique spin on religion when he teaches at Jazmine's Bible school.

Matured Investment

Episode: 6x24 | Airdate: Apr 14, 2010

Matured Investment

A different side of Calvin opens up when he cares for Calvin Jr. Elsewhere, new neighbors arrive---and they have unique notions about relationships.

Who's Your Daddy, Now?

Episode: 6x25 | Airdate: Apr 21, 2010

Who's Your Daddy, Now?

Daddy issues plague CJ, who at long last meets his birth father. Elsewhere, Curtis tries not to miss a beat when he helps Jazmine choose a musical instrument.

Feet of Clay

Episode: 6x26 | Airdate: Apr 21, 2010

Feet of Clay

Curtis' old pal resurfaces, only to emerge as a much different person than before. Additionally, Calvin works to awe a nursery-school recruiter in the hopes of getting his child enrolled.

Date Night X 3

Episode: 6x27 | Airdate: Apr 28, 2010

Date Night X 3

The Payne men are pressured to take their wives out on the town, resulting in some poor date fate.

Watch the Son Shine

Episode: 6x28 | Airdate: Apr 28, 2010

Watch the Son Shine

Calvin and Ella work on a school project. Meanwhile, Curtis anticipates his first post-retirement interview and gets pointers from Malik.

The Drinking Game

Episode: 6x29 | Airdate: May 5, 2010

The Drinking Game

Malik and a pal are home alone, and they exploit that freedom. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella have dinner at a top-notch restaurant, but the evening lacks flavor when Curtis tangles with a snobby waiter.

Who's on Top?

Episode: 6x30 | Airdate: May 5, 2010

Who's on Top?

CJ meets his new boss. Meanwhile, Floyd's ex-wife reappears, pulling Ella and Curtis into the dramas of a messy love triangle.

Help! Help! Help!

Episode: 6x31 | Airdate: May 12, 2010

Help! Help! Help!

When the help center must close due to a flood, Ella is forced to work at home, resulting in a chagrined Curtis and a flow of dramas. Elsewhere, a serious accident affects the Paynes.

Stinging Payne

Episode: 6x32 | Airdate: May 12, 2010

Stinging Payne

CJ tries to create a trap for his new boss and enlists Curtis to help him. Elsewhere, Calvin and Miranda's financial condition worsens.

Worth Fighting For

Episode: 6x33 | Airdate: May 19, 2010

Worth Fighting For

Malik tries to win over an upperclassman by dueling with a bully. Meanwhile, Calvin puts into motion a plan to solve his financial problems.

Who's Your Nanny?

Episode: 6x34 | Airdate: May 19, 2010

Who's Your Nanny?

The mother of Calvin's child reappears and breaks stunning news. Meanwhile, the family must hire a nanny due to Janine's new work schedule.

The Chef

Episode: 6x35 | Airdate: May 26, 2010

The Chef

Malik cooks up a scheme to impress his girlfriend, lying to her that he's a gourmet chef. Desperate, he then turns to Curtis to help him prepare a tasty dish. Meanwhile, Calvin's second job keeps him away from Miranda.

My Fair Curtis

Episode: 6x36 | Airdate: May 26, 2010

My Fair Curtis

Floyd hopes to win Claretha's heart. Cut to Curtis and Ella, who are enlisted to help him. In addition, CJ's boss bombards him with more lusty advances.

Rest for the Weary

Episode: 6x37 | Airdate: Jun 2, 2010

Rest for the Weary

Calvin falls into a perilous circumstance when he takes on two jobs. Meanwhile, Janine's home life suffers when she scores a promotion.

Thug Life

Episode: 6x38 | Airdate: Jun 2, 2010

Thug Life

Big Jesse reappears and inches closer to Ella, triggering jealousy in Curtis. Elsewhere, Malik faces the consequences of hanging out with some bad folks.

Rehabilitation

Episode: 6x39 | Airdate: Jun 9, 2010

Rehabilitation

CJ protests when Malik's crime partner makes an appearance. Meanwhile, Curtis starts a barbershop in the backyard.

A Payne in Need is a Pain Indeed

Episode: 6x40 | Airdate: Jun 9, 2010

A Payne in Need is a Pain Indeed

Tracie's unexpected visits to the house come under scrutiny. Elsewhere, Curtis is enlisted as CJ and Janine's babysitter.

House Guest

Episode: 6x41 | Airdate: Jan 5, 2011

House Guest

Ella provides assistance to a domestic-abuse victim named Monica. Monica turns out to be a friend of Janine's and moves in with her and C.J as their new nanny. In other events, Jazmine and CJ anticipate a father-daughter dance.

Payne Showers

Episode: 6x42 | Airdate: Jan 5, 2011

Payne Showers

Ella and Miranda's mother complicates Miranda's baby shower. As for the men, Curtis throws Calvin a "man shower". Tracie makes moves at Calvin when she shows up to the party but when he pushes, she takes Calvin Jr. away from him and Miranda.

Playing with Fire

Episode: 6x43 | Airdate: Jan 12, 2011

Playing with Fire

Janine's friend, Monica, has moved in and transformed herself and the house. Meanwhile, Miranda confronts Tracie and she puts up drastic measures at suing Calvin for child support.

When the Payne's Away

Episode: 6x44 | Airdate: Jan 12, 2011

When the Payne's Away

While Janine is taking an overnight trip with her boss, Monica keeps the house warm and cozy with C.J. Meanwhile, Calvin tries to help Miranda prepare for labor pains, but this preparation doesn't go as planned.

Beginnings

Episode: 6x45 | Airdate: Jan 19, 2011

Beginnings

Curtis and Ella think it is time to move. They soon realize that their house is the gem that holds their family together.

Payneful Resolution

Episode: 6x46 | Airdate: Jan 19, 2011

Payneful Resolution

Calvin is graduating from school. Miranda is about to go into labor with their child, but Calvin is then arrested for back child support. Meanwhile, Janine shares an intimate moment with her boss, Roland. In the ending moments of the episode, CJ intentionally kisses Janine's friend Monica. Feeling guilty, Monica tries to leave but unfortunately, Janine is at the door, resulting in a cliffhanger.

Season 7

Payneful Resolution Resolution

Episode: 7x01 | Airdate: Mar 30, 2011

Payneful Resolution Resolution

Miranda goes into labor just as Calvin prepares for his graduation while C.J. and Janine's marriage reaches a breaking point. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella get an offer they can't refuse for the Payne house.

Growing Paynes

Episode: 7x02 | Airdate: Mar 30, 2011

Growing Paynes

Jasmine starts wearing lipstick and hanging with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition.

Payne Protection

Episode: 7x03 | Airdate: Apr 6, 2011

Payne Protection

Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.

Payneful Visit

Episode: 7x04 | Airdate: Apr 6, 2011

Payneful Visit

Claretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend.

Where There's a Will, There's a Way

Episode: 7x05 | Airdate: Apr 13, 2011

Where There's a Will, There's a Way

After the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides it's time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Miranda's mom pays a visit.

Epic Fail

Episode: 7x06 | Airdate: Apr 13, 2011

Epic Fail

Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin and Miranda realize it's the day of their anniversary, and they both pretend they didn't forget.

Praying for Attention

Episode: 7x07 | Airdate: Apr 20, 2011

Praying for Attention

Jasmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby.

Shout Out

Episode: 7x08 | Airdate: Apr 20, 2011

Shout Out

C.J. and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapist's way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better. CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital.

Love Thy Neighbor

Episode: 7x09 | Airdate: Apr 27, 2011

Love Thy Neighbor

The family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, C.J. and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor. They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share.

Dream Girls

Episode: 7x10 | Airdate: Apr 27, 2011

Dream Girls

A music producer wants to sign Jasmine. Meanwhile, Calvin becomes frustrated with the job market and takes a job as a grocery store manager.

A Payneful Night Out

Episode: 7x11 | Airdate: May 4, 2011

A Payneful Night Out

Curtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.J. shows up with a woman. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike.

Payneful Assistance

Episode: 7x12 | Airdate: May 4, 2011

Payneful Assistance

Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.

House of Awkward

Episode: 7x13 | Airdate: May 11, 2011

House of Awkward

After taking a hit from a vape pen Curtis seems to think he is now an addict.

Brain Payne

Episode: 7x14 | Airdate: May 11, 2011

Brain Payne

Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the Bible.

Foster Paynes

Episode: 7x15 | Airdate: May 18, 2011

Foster Paynes

Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.

Talented Paynes

Episode: 7x16 | Airdate: May 18, 2011

Talented Paynes

As Claretha secretly deals with the possibility of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show.

Going, Going, Gone

Episode: 7x17 | Airdate: May 25, 2011

Going, Going, Gone

Janine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.

Mother's Day Out

Episode: 7x18 | Airdate: Jun 1, 2011

Mother's Day Out

Deshawn's mother shows up at the Payne house. C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring.

So Hard to Say Goodbye

Episode: 7x19 | Airdate: Jun 8, 2011

So Hard to Say Goodbye

Malik leaves for college. Meanwhile, Calvin Jr. comes to visit and Miranda is overwhelmed.

Payneful Rescue

Episode: 7x20 | Airdate: Jun 15, 2011

Payneful Rescue

The aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine.

Season 8

A Mother's Payne

Episode: 8x01 | Airdate: Oct 21, 2011

A Mother's Payne

Ella's mother comes to visit. Meanwhile, Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.

Up from the Ashes

Episode: 8x02 | Airdate: Oct 21, 2011

Up from the Ashes

Calvin and Miranda salvage what they can from the remains of their burned condo, move in with C.J. and Janine, and gear up for a legal battle with Tracie over Calvin Jr.

The Payne Gang

Episode: 8x03 | Airdate: Oct 28, 2011

The Payne Gang

Deshawn joins a gang. Ella and Floyd do everything they can to stop him. Calvin gets on C.J.'s nerves after he and Miranda move in with C.J. and Janine.

The Gifted and the Grout

Episode: 8x04 | Airdate: Oct 28, 2011

The Gifted and the Grout

One of Deshawn's teachers has a radical idea about helping Deshawn at school: The gifted program. Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to start the renovations of their condo.

Do the Fight Thing

Episode: 8x05 | Airdate: Nov 4, 2011

Do the Fight Thing

Deshawn gets in trouble for bullying a kid at school. Miranda and Janine begin fighting over petty things.

1096

Episode: 8x06 | Airdate: Nov 4, 2011

1096

C.J. forgets Janine's three year sober anniversary. Ella gets Deshawn an ugly outfit for school picture day.

Number Five's Fight

Episode: 8x07 | Airdate: Nov 11, 2011

Number Five's Fight

After C.J. has to lay off firefighters due to budget cuts, Roland has to use his PR skills to avoid altercation.

The Best Surprise

Episode: 8x08 | Airdate: Nov 11, 2011

The Best Surprise

Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party. Curtis and Ella have trouble with the HOA.

Working Paynes

Episode: 8x09 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2011

Working Paynes

CJ hires Calvin, but Calvin's job performance fails to impress. Meanwhile, a bored Curtis brushes off retirement by taking up painting.

Curtis Jefferson

Episode: 8x10 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2011

Curtis Jefferson

Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.

Dead Wrong

Episode: 8x11 | Airdate: Nov 25, 2011

Dead Wrong

Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.

The Rich and Payneless

Episode: 8x12 | Airdate: Nov 25, 2011

The Rich and Payneless

Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.

Mentoring Paynes

Episode: 8x13 | Airdate: Dec 2, 2011

Mentoring Paynes

Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.

Roommate Paynes

Episode: 8x14 | Airdate: Dec 2, 2011

Roommate Paynes

C.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments.

Help Me, Ella

Episode: 8x16 | Airdate: Dec 30, 2011

Help Me, Ella

Ella becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.

Paynefully Fit

Episode: 8x17 | Airdate: Jan 6, 2012

Paynefully Fit

Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls

Do the Hustle

Episode: 8x18 | Airdate: Jan 6, 2012

Do the Hustle

Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.

No More Payne

Episode: 8x19 | Airdate: Jan 13, 2012

No More Payne

Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.

God Bless the Paynes

Episode: 8x20 | Airdate: Jan 13, 2012

God Bless the Paynes

The Payne's say goodbye while praising God in church.

Do or Die

Episode: 8x21 | Airdate: Jan 20, 2012

Do or Die

Unaware that Calvin has been shot, Miranda takes out her fury on Curtis and Ella for Calvin missing Christian's christening and being unreachable.

R.I.P. - Rest in Payne

Episode: 8x22 | Airdate: Jan 20, 2012

R.I.P. - Rest in Payne

As Calvin fights for his life in the hospital, Ella has had enough of Miranda's behavior, and Curtis and C.J. meet with the police to begin searching for the perpetrator.

Payne-ful Survival

Episode: 8x23 | Airdate: Jan 27, 2012

Payne-ful Survival

Calvin is still unconscious from being shot, but his gap in health insurance places the family in a financial dilemma, while a detective begins investigating Travis Harris.

Payneful Recovery

Episode: 8x24 | Airdate: Jan 27, 2012

Payneful Recovery

Calvin regains consciousness and begins his slow recovery, as Curtis and Ella's coverage of his astronomical medical bills forces them to give up moving into their new house.

House of Nightmares

Episode: 8x25 | Airdate: Feb 3, 2012

House of Nightmares

With Calvin in pain, unable to remember his assailant and having nightmares about being shot, Curtis and Ella believe they are better equipped than Miranda to care for him.

In Payne

Episode: 8x26 | Airdate: Feb 3, 2012

In Payne

Curtis and Ella are deeply concerned when despondent Calvin states he would have been better off dying, while DeShawn makes the decision to live with his mother again.

Payback

Episode: 8x27 | Airdate: Feb 10, 2012

Payback

Now remembering who shot him, Calvin plans to take the law into his own hands, as Curtis fakes illness to attend a baseball game instead of going to a brunch with Ella.

Daddy Day Scare

Episode: 8x28 | Airdate: Feb 10, 2012

Daddy Day Scare

Back in the condo with Miranda, Calvin doesn't have the heart to tell Ella she's no longer needed, while Curtis, C.J. and Floyd watch the twins during a big game.

Pills and Thrills

Episode: 8x29 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2012

Pills and Thrills

Lethargic and unmotivated, Calvin gives in to Miranda and C.J.'s demands to return to work, and Curtis is convinced Floyd's new girlfriend is a former male firefighter.

Scars of Payne

Episode: 8x30 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2012

Scars of Payne

During a gun buyback program at the Help Center, Ella diffuses a potentially fatal situation, and Calvin works up the courage to speak about his recent experience being shot.

Payne vs. Payne

Episode: 8x31 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2012

Payne vs. Payne

When Curtis runs for president of the neighborhood watch, he's challenged by C.J., while Malik uses his emergency credit card irresponsibly to buy gifts for his girlfriend

Guess Who Came to Breakfast

Episode: 8x32 | Airdate: Feb 17, 2012

Guess Who Came to Breakfast

When Malik brings his college girlfriend Summer home, the family has difficulty accepting her New Age energy-reading ways and Malik's plan to travel with her to Africa.

House of Force Closure

Episode: 8x33 | Airdate: Mar 2, 2012

House of Force Closure

As Calvin and Miranda are evicted from their condo due to bank foreclosure, Floyd sells Curtis on a home security system, concealing the fact that it's not legitimate.

If It Ain't Broke

Episode: 8x34 | Airdate: Mar 2, 2012

If It Ain't Broke

The opening of Ella's shelter for battered women is threatened when C.J. finds multiple fire code violations, while Curtis has Calvin at his beck and call for denting his car.

Neighborhood Crisis

Episode: 8x35 | Airdate: Mar 9, 2012

Neighborhood Crisis

Curtis hopes to be honored by the mayor for his neighborhood patrolling prowess, as Malik works his school's crisis hotline and fields a call from a suicidal student.

Down for the Count

Episode: 8x36 | Airdate: Mar 9, 2012

Down for the Count

While Curtis bonds with Miranda over man-centric activities, C.J.'s college buddy gives him a sports car and event tickets, expecting a significant favor in return.

Stop, Drop, and Roll

Episode: 8x37 | Airdate: May 11, 2012

Stop, Drop, and Roll

Believing Janine's PR event idea doesn't have merit, C.J. overrides it with his own plan, and Ella is offended when Malik thinks critically about creationism and faith in God.

No Pass, No Play

Episode: 8x38 | Airdate: May 11, 2012

No Pass, No Play

A television reporter twists Curtis's on-camera statement about C.J.'s job performance, while Malik tutors an illiterate football player and is asked to take a test for him.

Payneful Injection

Episode: 8x39 | Airdate: May 18, 2012

Payneful Injection

Malik is arrested while leading a student demonstration to prevent the execution of an arsonist, whom C.J. helped convict 12 years earlier.

Batter Up

Episode: 8x40 | Airdate: May 18, 2012

Batter Up

Unathletic Janine is thrilled to play on C.J. and Curtis's softball team, as Miranda fundamentally disagrees with Ella's philosophy of physically disciplining children.

Payneful Matrimony

Episode: 8x41 | Airdate: May 25, 2012

Payneful Matrimony

Curtis and Ella grow tired of Calvin and Miranda taking advantage of them, while C.J.'s advisement to Malik and Summer not to have premarital sex has an unexpected result.

What You Know About Me

Episode: 8x42 | Airdate: May 25, 2012

What You Know About Me

As C.J., Janine and Miranda throw a house party and agree to exclude Curtis and Ella, college newlyweds Malik and Miranda realize they don't know each other well.

Right Turn

Episode: 8x43 | Airdate: Jun 1, 2012

Right Turn

Curtis's lackluster community service work at the Help Center aggravates Ella, while Janine is disappointed when Miranda chooses Calvin to go to a concert.

The Loan Ranger

Episode: 8x44 | Airdate: Jun 1, 2012

The Loan Ranger

When Ella borrows $200 from Curtis, he makes the dubious claim to C.J. and Calvin that she'll pay it back, and Malik is shocked to find out his longtime friend Rashard is gay.

Payneful Divorce

Episode: 8x45 | Airdate: Jun 8, 2012

Payneful Divorce

Malik is devastated when Summer acts evasive and insists they end their marriage, while Miranda makes Janine jealous with her overachieving temp skills in the PR office.

Up to the Challenge

Episode: 8x46 | Airdate: Jun 8, 2012

Up to the Challenge

Curtis gets a new appreciation for Ella's management of the Help Center when he covers for her, as Malik gets hopped-up on caffeine pills to manage work and studying.

House of Sabotage

Episode: 8x47 | Airdate: Jun 15, 2012

House of Sabotage

Janine and Miranda's clash of egos puts an important church sponsorship presentation in jeopardy, while Malik has trouble moving past his failed marriage to Summer.

Payneful Pop In

Episode: 8x48 | Airdate: Jun 15, 2012

Payneful Pop In

C.J. and Janine are fed up with Curtis and Ella's unannounced visits, and Jazmine is caught with a cheat sheet at school.

House of OMG

Episode: 8x49 | Airdate: Jun 22, 2012

House of OMG

Mobile technology overtakes the family, when Jazmine communicates only in text speak, Curtis discovers the functionality of his tablet, and Ella becomes glued to her laptop.

Keep It Moving

Episode: 8x50 | Airdate: Jun 22, 2012

Keep It Moving

Curtis replaces C.J. as coach of Jazmine's winless soccer team, guides them to defeating the toughest team in the league and sets his sights on the state championship.

Bake, Rattle and Roll

Episode: 8x51 | Airdate: Jun 29, 2012

Bake, Rattle and Roll

As Ella works with Jazmine to improve her baking skills, the family stages an intervention when Calvin's addiction to painkillers comes to light.

Dodging Bullies

Episode: 8x52 | Airdate: Jun 29, 2012

Dodging Bullies

Jazmine's friend sends out email blasts with hurtful jokes about their classmate, while a pregnancy scare causes Miranda and Calvin's anger towards each other to surface.

Payneful Distance

Episode: 8x53 | Airdate: Jul 6, 2012

Payneful Distance

Janine is in disbelief when C.J. gives her below-average scores on her annual performance evaluation, as Miranda worries that Calvin is no longer the man she married.

Not in the Cards

Episode: 8x54 | Airdate: Jul 6, 2012

Not in the Cards

Hired by Ella to buff the floors of the Help Center, Floyd uses it as an opportunity to host a casino night, as C.J. and Janine teach Jazmine a lesson about talking in class.

All Work and No Play

Episode: 8x55 | Airdate: Jul 20, 2012

All Work and No Play

Spending a day in C.J. and Janine's office, Jazmine is bored until she watches them handle a crisis, while Calvin and Miranda struggle to find a new place.

Amazing Matriarchs

Episode: 8x56 | Airdate: Jul 20, 2012

Amazing Matriarchs

Ella shows great composure when her mother Eunice passes away, but she is stunned when Evie discloses a long-held family secret that affects their inheritance.

The First Dance

Episode: 8x57 | Airdate: Jul 27, 2012

The First Dance

While Janine is away, Jazmine is asked by a boy to the school dance, and it's up to protective C.J. and Curtis to put him through an interrogation to earn their approval.

The Invention of Trust

Episode: 8x58 | Airdate: Jul 27, 2012

The Invention of Trust

Floyd lists himself as the sole inventor of a product that Curtis helped him with, and Calvin discovers that Miranda has funds she intentionally hid from him.

Payneful Realization

Episode: 8x59 | Airdate: Aug 3, 2012

Payneful Realization

With Calvin and Miranda constantly arguing, Calvin plans a special night to reconnect with her, however their marriage may be past the point of saving.

Trial and Tribulation

Episode: 8x60 | Airdate: Aug 3, 2012

Trial and Tribulation

After Travis Harris's trial for the attempted murder of Calvin, the Paynes anxiously await the verdict and worry about the content of Calvin's victim impact statement.

The Call Back

Episode: 8x61 | Airdate: Aug 10, 2012

The Call Back

Harboring resentment since his forced retirement, Curtis balks at C.J.'s request for him to return to the fire department, while Floyd finds out he has royal lineage.

All's Well

Episode: 8x62 | Airdate: Aug 10, 2012

All's Well

Before a fancy anniversary dinner, Miranda confesses to Janine that she doesn't see any reason to celebrate her marriage to Calvin, and she later walks out on him.

Season 9

A Wise Man's Opinion

Episode: 9x01 | Airdate: Sep 2, 2020

A Wise Man's Opinion

Malik unexpectedly returns home from college to tell his family life-changing news, but before he spills his secret, he turns to Calvin for advice.

 

Delicious

Episode: 9x02 | Airdate: Sep 2, 2020

Delicious

Curtis and Ella react to Malik's surprising confession, and Malik's girlfriend Lisa makes quite an impression on his aunt and uncle.

By Your Side

Episode: 9x03 | Airdate: Sep 9, 2020

By Your Side

Malik's parents try to keep calm after finding out about Lisa's pregnancy, but Curtis and Ella are eager to gloat about the situation.

The Old People Game

Episode: 9x04 | Airdate: Sep 9, 2020

The Old People Game

After Janine lets slip about a baby on the way, Jazmine tries to coax the whole story out of Ella.

Women of Today

Episode: 9x05 | Airdate: Sep 16, 2020

Women of Today

Jazmine confides in Ella that she's feeling pressured to have sex, and Ella gives her a lesson in love, relationships and self-respect.

Mixed Emotions

Episode: 9x06 | Airdate: Sep 16, 2020

Mixed Emotions

Calvin and Miranda's long, dragged-out divorce leads Malik to declare that he'll never get married, and Miranda confides in Janine about her own frustrations with the court proceedings.

Love and Hate

Episode: 9x07 | Airdate: Sep 23, 2020

Love and Hate

Curtis gets upset at Ella for counselling Miranda about her divorce, and Miranda tries to engineer an "accidental" run-in with Calvin.

From Heart to Heart

Episode: 9x08 | Airdate: Sep 23, 2020

From Heart to Heart

Calvin confronts his mom about taking to Miranda, and C.J. reveals that he's upset about how Lisa has taken over the house.

Someone

Episode: 9x09 | Airdate: Sep 30, 2020

Someone

Miranda turns to Ella for advice, and Calvin introduces his new girlfriend Laura to his parents.

Something's Rotten

Episode: 9x10 | Airdate: Sep 30, 2020

Something's Rotten

Miranda has an uncomfortable encounter with Laura, and C.J. urges Calvin to have a much-needed conversation with Ella.

Hard Lessons

Episode: 9x11 | Airdate: Oct 7, 2020

Hard Lessons

A fight over breakfast leaves Ella feeling unappreciated, the house becomes a mess when Curtis is left to fend for himself, and Miranda confesses her feelings for Calvin.

Lucky Cards

Episode: 9x12 | Airdate: Oct 14, 2020

Lucky Cards

Curtis looks for his lucky playing cards in anticipation of a game with the guys, and Ella's relationship advice creates an awkward confrontation.

Moving On

Episode: 9x13 | Airdate: Oct 21, 2020

Moving On

Ella accuses Miranda of trying to make Calvin jealous by going on a date with a professional football player, and Curtis hopes to use the athlete to get free tickets to games.

Been a Long Time

Episode: 9x14 | Airdate: Oct 28, 2020

Been a Long Time

Curtis enlists C.J. and Calvin to help plan a surprise birthday party for Ella, and Janine discovers a vape pen and weed mints in Jazmine's pockets.

J. Boogie

Episode: 9x15 | Airdate: Nov 4, 2020

J. Boogie

Jazmine's insolent new boyfriend causes C.J. to lose his cool, and when Curtis is left alone with a vape pen, he decides to see what all the fuss is about.

The Dinosaur and the Rabbit

Episode: 9x16 | Airdate: Nov 11, 2020

The Dinosaur and the Rabbit

After trying Jazmine's vape pen, Curtis gets extremely high, and Ella is confused by his odd behavior.

Dark Thirty

Episode: 9x17 | Airdate: Nov 18, 2020

Dark Thirty

Curtis and Ella continue to deal with their accidental highs, and C.J. confronts the dealer who gave the vape pen and weed mints to Jazmine in the first place.

Out of Character

Episode: 9x18 | Airdate: Nov 25, 2020

Out of Character

As Curtis and Ella's high lingers, Floyd, C.J. and Kaleb look for the vape pen and weed mints they used, and the next morning, Curtis and Ella make a promise to one another.

The Package

Episode: 9x19 | Airdate: Dec 2, 2020

The Package

Despite her dad's warnings, Kaleb keeps trying to see Jazmine, and Curtis asks Calvin to wait at his house for a mysterious package to arrive.

If You Loved Me

Episode: 9x20 | Airdate: Dec 9, 2020

If You Loved Me

Calvin grills Kaleb and Jazmine after catching them together at his parents' house, leading Jazmine to realize what kind of guy her boyfriend really is.

The Big Game

Episode: 9x21 | Airdate: Dec 16, 2020

The Big Game

C.J. tries to give Malik a lesson in compromise after Lisa takes over the only TV in the house, and Miranda makes it known to the family that she's going on a date.

Give and Take

Episode: 9x22 | Airdate: Dec 23, 2020

Give and Take

When Lisa invites herself to stay with Ella and Curtis after a fight with Malik, the family forces the feuding couple to sit down and work things out.

Parenting 101

Episode: 9x23 | Airdate: Dec 30, 2020

Parenting 101

Miranda implores Curtis to babysit her son, C.J. pressures Malik to join the workforce, and Lisa and Malik get an unexpected crash course in parenting.

Ya' Hearrrd Me

Episode: 9x24 | Airdate: Jan 6, 2021

Ya' Hearrrd Me

Ella suspects there are deeper issues behind Lisa and Malik's fight over a toilet seat, and Curtis's relationship advice to his nephew backfires.

Woman of the Night

Episode: 9x25 | Airdate: Jan 13, 2021

Woman of the Night

Ella is disturbed by what she finds when she drops in on Malik and Lisa, Miranda makes assumptions about her dinner date with Calvin, and C.J. responds to a red alert.

Season 10

Whiplash

Episode: 10x01 | Airdate: May 25, 2021

Whiplash

While recovering from his injuries, C.J. comes under investigation for his conduct during the fire, and Lisa feels judged by Malik's family.

A Payneful Lesson

Episode: 10x02 | Airdate: Jun 1, 2021

A Payneful Lesson

Calvin tries to impress Laura by cooking her an elegant meal, and C.J. resists his family's attempts to help him while he recuperates.

All Lumped Together

Episode: 10x03 | Airdate: Jun 8, 2021

All Lumped Together

Ella receives alarming news after a routine mammogram, and Malik is in danger of losing his scholarship after he's had to shoulder the responsibilities of his household.

Back That Thang Up

Episode: 10x04 | Airdate: Jun 15, 2021

Back That Thang Up

Calvin and Floyd help Ella around the house, C.J. seeks alternative treatments for his back problems, and a car robbery takes everyone by surprise.

Sauce Bosses

Episode: 10x05 | Airdate: Jun 22, 2021

Sauce Bosses

C.J. tries to talk Floyd out of selling the family barbecue sauce recipe, and Calvin grows concerned when he learns Miranda wants to buy a gun for protection.

Missing Mustard Seeds

Episode: 10x06 | Airdate: Jun 29, 2021

Missing Mustard Seeds

Curtis offers to cook for Ella's event after his harsh review prompts her caterer to cancel, and Malik alarms his family members with philosophical questions about life and religion.

In the Hot Seat

Episode: 10x07 | Airdate: Jul 6, 2021

In the Hot Seat

As Calvin and Laura prepare for premarital counseling, Curtis steps in to give them relationship advice of his own, which leaves the couple at odds with each other.

Karen

Episode: 10x08 | Airdate: Jul 13, 2021

Karen

Calvin's life is turned upside down when a white woman posts false theft accusations against him on social media, and C.J. is disappointed to learn that Malik doesn't vote.

Me Against the World

Episode: 10x09 | Airdate: Oct 12, 2021

Me Against the World

Ella plans a family game night, but things get awkward when Miranda shows up to the party, and Clarence suspects Floyd is trolling him online.

Pow Wow at the Paynes

Episode: 10x10 | Airdate: Oct 19, 2021

Pow Wow at the Paynes

After a police shooting at a music festival, Malik joins a protest to demand the release of bodycam footage, and Ella tries to be supportive of Lisa's jewelry-making ambitions.

Bearer of Bad News

Episode: 10x11 | Airdate: Oct 26, 2021

Bearer of Bad News

Ella steps in as mediator when Miranda refuses to allow her son to participate in Calvin and Laura's upcoming wedding, and C.J. worries that Lisa may have betrayed Malik.

Fake Newsletters

Episode: 10x12 | Airdate: Nov 2, 2021

Fake Newsletters

Things get ugly between Curtis and C.J. as they face off against each other in a contentious local election, and Ella tries her hand as a life coach to Lisa.

Home Invaders

Episode: 10x13 | Airdate: Nov 9, 2021

Home Invaders

Ella's house is turned upside down thanks to a termite problem, and Malik tries to take control when his living situation with Lisa gets increasingly frustrating.

DNAin't

Episode: 10x14 | Airdate: Nov 16, 2021

DNAin't

Floyd arranges genetic testing for the family to prove he has superior African DNA, and Calvin prepares Malik for his upcoming road trip across the country with Lisa.

Stop Shop and Roll

Episode: 10x15 | Airdate: Nov 23, 2021

Stop Shop and Roll

Floyd leads a home safety training session for the family, Ella covers up her online shopping addiction, and Lisa bets Malik that he can't stay off his phone for 24 hours.

Paynefully Honest

Episode: 10x16 | Airdate: Nov 30, 2021

Paynefully Honest

Calvin and Miranda struggle to navigate coparenting with Laura in the picture, and Ella plans an intimate night to reconnect with Curtis.

Wondering Prince

Episode: 10x17 | Airdate: Dec 7, 2021

Wondering Prince

C.J.'s excited about his high school reunion, but his Prince versus Stevie Wonder debate with Floyd and Calvin may cost him his caterer, and Lisa teaches Miranda how to navigate dating apps.

A Little Discipline

Episode: 10x18 | Airdate: Dec 14, 2021

A Little Discipline

Miranda flies off the handle when she learns Laura disciplined Christian, and Malik is conflicted when he suspects his prospective employer is racist.

A Payneful Compromise

Episode: 10x19 | Airdate: Dec 21, 2021

A Payneful Compromise

Calvin, C.J. and Ella join forces to help Floyd get in better shape after finding out he is prediabetic, and Calvin grows increasingly frustrated with Miranda's frequent visits.

Fine Wine

Episode: 10x20 | Airdate: Jan 4, 2022

Fine Wine

Calvin assures his skeptical family he's ready to give up his playboy ways and settle down for good with Laura, but an encounter with a beautiful realtor tests his resolve.

The First Day

Episode: 10x21 | Airdate: Jan 11, 2022

The First Day

C.J. obsesses over being in tip-top shape for his first day back at work, and Miranda's request for more child support interferes with Calvin's and Laura's extravagant wedding plans.

Payneful Suffering

Episode: 10x22 | Airdate: Jan 18, 2022

Payneful Suffering

In preparation for Janine's early return home, Lisa insists on making a special dinner to impress her, Curtis and Ella catch wind of damaging family drama, and C.J. receives unexpected news.

Season 11

What's in a Payne Name

Episode: 11x01 | Airdate: Mar 23, 2022

What's in a Payne Name

Malik and Lisa can't agree on a name for their newborn baby, C.J. worries about Janine as reports of a plane incident come in, and Calvin offers relationship advice to Malik.

Major Payne

Episode: 11x02 | Airdate: Mar 30, 2022

Major Payne

As the pressure mounts for Lisa to choose her college classes, she envisions what her future would be like down different career paths.

Bag Men

Episode: 11x03 | Airdate: Apr 6, 2022

Bag Men

After Curtis starts a new family food truck business, his chief of operations Lisa is upset to learn that Malik is receiving a higher wage despite having a subordinate role.

H.O. Hate

Episode: 11x04 | Airdate: Apr 13, 2022

H.O. Hate

Curtis sets his sights on retaliation when the new HOA president threatens to shut down the grand opening of his food truck.

Meme, Myself and I

Episode: 11x05 | Airdate: Apr 20, 2022

Meme, Myself and I

CJ discovers more than he wants to know when he attempts to bond with his kids via social media, and fame goes to Curtis's head when his comical rants turn him into a viral sensation.

Good Will Nothing

Episode: 11x06 | Airdate: Apr 27, 2022

Good Will Nothing

Ella talks Curtis into writing his will after the sudden passing of a friend, and when the rest of the family realizes a potential inheritance is in play, they all start sucking up.

Payne-Ting

Episode: 11x07 | Airdate: May 4, 2022

Payne-Ting

Calvin and Malik question everything they know about love and fidelity when they unearth Ella's old diary and find her passionate love poems addressed to someone other than Curtis.

A Payne-Ful Interview

Episode: 11x08 | Airdate: May 11, 2022

A Payne-Ful Interview

Calvin and Ella help Curtis prepare for an interview to promote his BBQ sauce on one of Atlanta's hottest shows, and Malik learns about Lisa's responsibilities while taking care of MaLisa.

Woman to Woman

Episode: 11x09 | Airdate: May 18, 2022

Woman to Woman

Malik educates C.J. and Lisa about criminal justice reform, and Miranda and Laura clash over a gift for Christian and their distinct roles in his life.

It Was All a Dream

Episode: 11x10 | Airdate: May 25, 2022

It Was All a Dream

Calvin sends flirty texts to Miranda after a raucous night out with his friends, and C.J. gives Malik an important lesson about marriage and fatherhood.

Paynful Pain

Episode: 11x11 | Airdate: Oct 12, 2022

Paynful Pain

Curtis shows Ella how much he appreciates her by recreating their first date and planning a sweet surprise for their anniversary, and Laura takes offense to Calvin's constant teasing.

Unwelcomed Neighbors

Episode: 11x13 | Airdate: Oct 26, 2022

Unwelcomed Neighbors

Curtis draws the family into his web of paranoia when he spots unusual activity at the vacant house across the street, and Laura questions Calvin's financial generosity towards Miranda.

Cracked Nest Egg

Episode: 11x14 | Airdate: Nov 2, 2022

Cracked Nest Egg

Calvin injures his foot at the church's run-down help center, and Curtis and Ella argue about using their retirement funds to update the building.

The Paranoid and the Private

Episode: 11x15 | Airdate: Nov 9, 2022

The Paranoid and the Private

Curtis panics when he discovers a prized possession missing from his food truck, and Miranda's idea to send Christian to a private school leaves Calvin conflicted.

Of Mice and Men

Episode: 11x16 | Airdate: Nov 16, 2022

Of Mice and Men

When a mouse turns up in the house and disturbs Ella's peace, Curtis explores extermination methods and turns the house into a war zone, plus Malik lands a new job at a medical dispensary.

Insecurity System

Episode: 11x17 | Airdate: Nov 23, 2022

Insecurity System

Miranda helps Ella feng shui her living room, Malik lets Laura test-drive a drone from the fire department, and Calvin helps C.J. install a security system with audio-visual capabilities.

Hashtag Help

Episode: 11x18 | Airdate: Nov 30, 2022

Hashtag Help

Ella enlists Lisa to create a viral campaign for the church's help center, and Calvin gives Curtis some pointers for launching his Sauce Boss brand.

Mr. Bills

Episode: 11x19 | Airdate: Dec 7, 2022

Mr. Bills

Curtis regrets his overreaction to Ella's spending habits when she starts cutting back on luxuries like delicious food and premium channels, and C.J. dives into the world of cryptocurrency.

Coco Parenting

Episode: 11x20 | Airdate: Dec 14, 2022

Coco Parenting

C.J. faces insecurity when Janine's new out-of-town job changes the roles at home, and Calvin and Miranda reevaluate their parenting when Christian is suspended for repeated bullying.

So Nice to Meat You

Episode: 11x21 | Airdate: Dec 21, 2022

So Nice to Meat You

Curtis becomes suspicious when Glo presents him with an overly generous apology gift, while Calvin's friend Peanut thinks he may have found his sugar mama.

Payneful Patriach

Episode: 11x22 | Airdate: Dec 28, 2022

Payneful Patriach

Malik's promising new business opportunity leads to a complex political argument with C.J., and Curtis's dispute with bossy neighbor Glo over an HOA violation has shocking consequences.

Season 12

Like New Money

Episode: 12x01 | Airdate: Mar 22, 2023

Like New Money

Curtis suspects his food truck was blown up intentionally, and he starts investigating the incident; Calvin must get to the bottom of Calvin Jr.'s mischievous deeds.

Just Payne Trippin

Episode: 12x02 | Airdate: Mar 29, 2023

Just Payne Trippin

The family has trouble adjusting to Jazmine's new found independence. Miranda gets an offer that Calvin would like for her to refuse.

Les Boss Sauce

Episode: 12x03 | Airdate: Apr 5, 2023

Les Boss Sauce

Curtis becomes infuriated when his sauce gets bootlegged; Malik orchestrates a date night to rejuvenate his relationship with Lisa.

One Legged Funeral Director

Episode: 12x04 | Airdate: Apr 12, 2023

One Legged Funeral Director

Calvin's domineering side rears its ugly head when he begins coaching his son's soccer team; Miranda has everyone up in arms regarding a novel she's selfpublished.

Forget Me Not

Episode: 12x05 | Airdate: Apr 19, 2023

Forget Me Not

Curtis is involved in an accident that alters his personality; C.J. takes over the twins' school project and strives for excellence.

Encouragement

Episode: 12x06 | Airdate: Apr 26, 2023

Encouragement

Calvin hosts a dinner to meet Laura's parents for the first time; C.J. struggles with failing the physical aptitude test.

Balancing Payne

Episode: 12x07 | Airdate: May 3, 2023

Balancing Payne

When Miranda askes Calvin to switch weekends with the boys, he agrees, totally disregarding the fact that he and Laura have plans. Meanwhile When Curtis and Floyd have a fight about business, Floyd decides to open his own food truck.

Paynes in the Butt

Episode: 12x08 | Airdate: May 10, 2023

Paynes in the Butt

Ella decides to go against the grain and use technology instead of paying someone to do repairs. Malik and Lisa's argument causes discord between C.J. and Janine.

Deena

Episode: 12x09 | Airdate: May 17, 2023

Deena

Lisa introduces the Paynes to her materialistic, larger-than-life mom Deena when she shows up unannounced, and Ella and Miranda create a vlog to raise money for the church's help center.

The New Praisers

Episode: 12x10 | Airdate: May 24, 2023

The New Praisers

Jazmine seeks Ella's guidance as she starts a Bible study group at her college, and Laura insists Calvin draws stronger boundaries with Miranda.

Model Behavior

Episode: 12x11 | Airdate: Aug 16, 2023

Model Behavior

A new smart home device makes Curtis paranoid about technology, and Malik grows suspicious after Lisa gets approached by a modeling photographer.

I Am Handy Woman, Hear Me Roar

Episode: 12x12 | Airdate: Aug 16, 2023

I Am Handy Woman, Hear Me Roar

C.J. and Janine get drawn into Malik and Lisa's disagreement about love languages, and Ella is determined to prove Curtis wrong when he casts doubt on her DIY home maintenance skills.

Make It Rain

Episode: 12x13 | Airdate: Aug 16, 2023

Make It Rain

Laura's discomfort with Calvin's bachelor party threatens to throw a wrench in his plans, and as Malik struggles to build a toy for MaLisa, Curtis and C.J. want to show him how it's done.

Say My Name

Episode: 12x14 | Airdate: Aug 23, 2023

Say My Name

Miranda struggles to find her footing as she jumps back into the dating scene to get over Calvin, and C.J. fights off bad luck after a chain email seemingly works its magic on him.

Out In the Open

Episode: 12x15 | Airdate: Aug 23, 2023

Out In the Open

After a tragedy at work, CJ encourages his family to be more open about their mental health, and Miranda confides in Ella about missing the physical aspects of being in a relationship.

Zaddy

Episode: 12x16 | Airdate: Aug 23, 2023

Zaddy

Jazmine considers dropping her educational ambitions when the glamorous influencer life tempts her, and CJ fights to convince her that fast fame and easy money aren't really so easy.

El Capitan

Episode: 12x17 | Airdate: Aug 30, 2023

El Capitan

Curtis becomes the neighborhood watch Captain and the power goes to his head, much to the demise of the family. Meanwhile, Jazmine tries to convince CJ and Malik that they can enjoy the games with healthy food.

To Jump or Not To Jump

Episode: 12x18 | Airdate: Aug 30, 2023

To Jump or Not To Jump

Laura grapples with anxiety over traditional marital expectations as her wedding date nears, and Curtis and Gloria face off after he asks Malik and Jazzy paint the front door.

They Call Me Chef Payne

Episode: 12x19 | Airdate: Aug 30, 2023

They Call Me Chef Payne

C.J. and Jazmine help Jayden overcome his stage fright before he performs in a school play, and Calvin and Laura crush Curtis's dream of catering their wedding.

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