Comedy Knockout - Episode Guide

Panelists try to stay abreast of weird web products in "Letsy Who Bought It," Chris Distefano gives relationship advice in "JV Life Coach" and Arden Myrin has a whale of a time harpooning jokes at Sean Patton's expense.

Find out what Kurt Metzger loves most about Matt Kirshen's mom, what Yamaneika Saunders says is Matt's biggest regret, and why none of these comedians should appear on Jeopardy.

Comedians Dave Hill and Kerry Coddett throw serious shade at one another for laughs, while Christian Finnegan attempts to rise above it all with clever jokes about Einstein's wormhole. Dave crowd surfs his way into the audience's hearts but who has to deliver the dreaded apology?

Yamaneika Saunders definitely doesn't want you to see this one! Jim Norton and Sherrod Small go back-to-back in a restroom and all three comedians prove that they should NEVER be allowed to babysit.

Dave Hill hopes his roasting of Arden Myrin will distract us from his Austin Powers outfit, Jordan Carlos brings out the big guns, and all three comedians tell us what not to say when joining the army.

Comedians Kevin Barnett, Jamie Lee, and Mo Mandel ponder life's most important topics like asphyxiation via Iggy Azalea's assets, mullet haircuts on dogs, and how to successfully avoid meaningful friendships.

Comedians Noah Gardenswartz, Liza Treyger and Monroe Martin make their jokes personal; Monroe's favorite childhood snack.

Comedians Subhah Agarwal, Kevin Barnett and Sean Donnelly delve into the minds of a dog, talk about their parents' sex lives and Sean has a nervous breakdown.

What crushing watermelons in your thighs and spelling bees have in common. Comedians Kurt Metzger, Sarah Tiana and Leonard Ouzts perform.

Comedians Nick Turner and Nimesh Patel reveal information about their privates; Jamie Lee wants us to leave her dog out of it.

Kurt Metzger roasts Jay Oakerson on his family goals, and Annie Lederman has some explaining to do after getting caught with her pants down.

Megan Neuringer accuses Andy Kindler of being stuck in a coma; Noah Gardenswartz needs help filling his banana hammock; Andy makes cracks about childhood obesity.

Annie Lederman and Leonard Ouzts rip into each other super hard from the start; Megan Neuringer pops her shirt open in Bio-Hazard; Leonard gets weirdly presidential.

"Who's with me?" becomes Dave Hill's official catch phrase; Dulce Sloan wants 20 percent of Dave's "D"; Andy Kindler gets roasted so hard he threatens to sue.

Jessimae Peluso makes it rain for a clown; Tone Bell wants the whole world to smell his finger; Michelle Buteau poses as an emotionally dead stripper.

Jay Oakerson and Yamaneika Saunders fly out of the gate; Jay reveals what Yam likes eating with a biscuit; Yamaneika gets super dark about Luis J. Gomez's father, but Luis retaliates later.

Dulce Sloan talks about sex with half a dude; Jessimae Peluso does a dubious Stephen Hawking impression; Julian McCullough sets feminism back 30 years.

Lynne Koplitz reveals just how far she'll go for mozzarella sticks; Tone Bell has sound advice for the bi-curious; Matt Kirshen does some serious trash talking about Damien's Day Off.

Noah Gardenswartz reveals what not to say at a Klan rally; Amanda Seales roasts Noah hard on cultural appropriation; Mike Vecchione knows exactly what percentage of Americans pee in two directions.

Phoebe Robinson and Nore Davis renew a long-standing rivalry; Nore reveals white women's love for Chipotle; Dave Hill votes for orgasms at work all day long.

Sal Vulcano hopes that Yamaneika Saunders will be crushing on him by the end of the show; Yamaneika confesses her love for clowns; Mark Normand delivers a killer blow involving test tubes, weaves, and Hennessy.

Matteo Lane does a startlingly accurate Mariah Carey impersonation; Josh Wolf has an endless list of suggestions for Matteo's dream job; Jade Catta-Preta gets very OCD about her butt plugs.

Theo Von spots an old friend on the big screen, Sarah Tiana explains what she normally does when sandwiched between two guys, and Monroe Martin knows exactly what NOT to do when asking for directions.

Sean Patton brings a matching shirt fan club to the show; Lynne Koplitz knows exactly what prevents happiness; Mo Mandel reveals he has a serious seafood issue.

Kurt Metzger reveals how Leah Bonnema gets paid at strip clubs; Matt Kirshen's mom's mouth takes a licking again; Leah goes all ``Lord of the Rings,'' stuck between a Hobbit and an Orc.

Josh Wolf reveals what he calls an orgasm; Kevin McCaffrey knows a bit about mimosas; Sarah Tiana tells Damien when it's ok to bite on a wiener.

Dulce Sloan illustrates the benefits of twerking in zero gravity; Dave Hill becomes the number one all-time CKO crowd high-fiver.

Gina Yashere definitely knows what not to say at a gun store; Tone Bell reveals an intimate past with an audience member; Matt Kirshen goes hard on Tone's failed sitcom history.

Noah knows where Kevin's hamster is hidden; Kevin reveals he's the only white guy on the panel who knows he's white; Dulce Sloan will marry Noah, but there's one thing she won't do.

Seaton Smith knows exactly what not to say at a rap battle; Arden Myrin reveals a curiosity for dolphin love; Sean Donnelly does a roasty impersonation of Arden that even she is impressed with.

Megan Neuringer definitely knows what not to touch at a dog show; Joel Kim Booster knows a hipster chicken when he sees one; Chris Distefano may be single after his flirting.

Megan Neuringer definitely knows what not to touch at a dog show; Joel Kim Booster knows a hipster chicken when he sees one; Chris Distefano may be single after his flirting.

Megan Neuringer has a surefire sexy way to get out of picking up the check; Julian McCullough takes a lot of heat for his drug dealer shirt; Tone Bell has harsh words for Karaoke goers.

Mike Vecchione knows way more about boy bands than a grown man should; Bonnie McFarlane gives a revealing report on the weather in her pants; Tim Dillon shares a gruesome reason for choosing 12 cats over six kids.

Mehran Khaghani reveals the best way to silence a musical theater fan; Sean Donnelly's chest jiggling heats things up; Megan Gailey looks beyond the grave for love.

Sean Patton has a minor breakdown; Julian McCullough proves he should never chaperone a school dance; Marcella Arguello rises above all the height bashing.

Amanda Seales definitely knows what not to say at a renaissance faire; Matteo Lane kisses frogs for a very special reason; Josh Wolf discovers an entirely new disease in Matteo's mustache.

Ahamed Weinberg explains why he prefers Asians; Alonzo Bodden wants to beat up Ahamed; Lynne Koplitz recognizes her own past in one unfortunate audience member.

Jessica Kirson puts everyone on edge with her porn choices; Noah Gardenswartz knows what not to say at an all-black state fair; Donnell Rawlings' singing strategy falls flat.

Megan Gailey confesses how much she lies about drinking; Mike Lawrence figures Megan hasn't been happy since prom night; Dan St. Germain has an extremely inappropriate place to put a raccoon.

Arden Myrin is so horny because of all the denim and facial hair on the panel; Randy Liedtke nails Brendon Walsh's movie doppelgänger; Brendon thinks Arden's actually just a bunch of mice in a human suit.

Aida Rodriguez has a thing for customs guys; old pals Rich Vos and Robert Kelly rip each other over Rich's dementia and Robert's inevitable autopsy results.

Jessimae Peluso makes an impassioned plea to the Church of Scientology; Clayton English explains how Jessimae's name and trailer parks are synonymous; Noah Gardenswartz worries about his weight.

The part of Morgan Murphy's body that is like an apple; Sean Patton gets fired up over balls; Yassier Lester is the self-proclaimed "real male feminist in the game.''

The reason why Dulce Sloan needs a dome-shaped casket at her funeral; what Josh Wolf would not say at a woman's march; the soundtrack Pete Lee thinks is playing in hell.

Tamer Kattan shares his obsession with pigtails; Gina Yashere knows what would have been tweeted from the Garden of Eden; Sean Patton does a few laps around the stage.

Arden Myrin hits on Tone Bell's tight beard like a third base coach; Tone knows what Arden hates about pharmacists; Kyle Kinane shares his idea of what a "cat bath'' is.

Matteo Lane wants to talk about the bees and the bees, JP McDade does a killer Trump impression, and Tone Bell has a specific organ to donate.

Josh Wolf explains how southerners dress; Mo Mandel knows an evil hot air balloon pilot when he sees one; Dulce Sloan and Mo make a hair-touching arrangement.

Gina Yashere knows about black people who listen to country music; Kevin McCaffrey reacts to his pics; Julian McCullough pays Kevin a potato-themed insult.

Gina Yashere knows what not to say after sex; Josh Wolf finds out what he and Wolverine have in common; Kyle Kinane has rigor mortis in his pants.

Yassir Lester gets Jessimae Peluso pole dancing like a Russian; Jessimae gets real about PMS; Dave Hill gets the truth when he asks "who's with me?''

Julian McCullough knows what not to tell his kids about sex, Arden Myrin reveals Julian is a mistake she'd make at a wedding, and Joel Kim Booster makes an impassioned defense of a famous chef with bleach tips.

Noah Gardenswartz knows what a drug dealer shouldn't say; Gina Yashere talks juice cleanses; and Matteo Lane has an Easter bunny he'd swipe right for.

Dave Hill certainly knows what not to say during a protest; Arden Myrin reveals how throwing shade can make America great again; and Tone Bell finds out what age rednecks start border patrol.

Clayton English describes a food as "edible gentrification"; Julian McCullough reveals what Amish people don't say; and Jessimae Peluso steals from an audience member.

Arden Myrin, Matteo Lane, and an artisanal-pickle maker have something in common; and Arden's "Undies Dance" gets Josh Wolf all hot and bothered.

Sean Patton talks about how a 12th birthday card turned into a sex-ed class, Casey James Salengo reveals how many bodies he can lift; and Mehran Khaghani thinks Sean would be a sex symbol in one particular place.

It's the "Losers Special" featuring veteran Comedy Knockout favorites: Dave Hill, Tone Bell, and Julian McCullough who compete to finally earn a win... or at least avoid the dreaded apology.

Megan Neuringer gets crazy eyes; Noah Gardenswartz knows what not to say during brain surgery; and Clayton English is convinced that a major pop star is watching him.

Amir K guesses the last book that Natasha Leggero read; Moshe Kasher does a mean stripper impersonation; and Natasha reveals Moshe's favorite class in school.

Dave Hill confesses who he has on the brain; J.P. McDade takes a shot at Dave's career; and Ali Kolbert reveals her side hustle.

Tone Bell schools a lucky person on the street; Jade Catta-Preta goes hard at Tone's love life; and Noah Gardenswartz spots someone very special in the crowd.

Sara Schaefer knows what not to say in a search party; Joel Kim Booster explains why a grandfather may not trust him; and Yassir Lester knows all about Joel's longest relationship.

Vanessa Fraction spots a '70s sitcom star in the crowd; Rojo Perez makes an inappropriate exit; and Tone Bell reads a crowd member's mind.

Pete Lee reveals how millennials cure glaucoma; Michelle Buteau becomes a guidance counselor; and Matthew Broussard unmasks a German techno DJ in the crowd.

Gina Yashere obsesses over the contents of a crowd member's pants; Joel Kim Booster knows exactly what not to say as a Pilates teacher; and Dave Hill tries a unique style of crowd work.

Three things learned include not letting Mo Amer call 911; not asking Jenny Zigrino about appearances; and not letting Mo Mandel speak to the audience.

Adam Ray steps out of a time machine; Brad Williams almost makes his head explode in a rant about airplanes; and Sarah Tiana reveals how Brad gets a waiter's attention.

Yamaneika Saunders talks about blind dates; Julian McCullough discusses get-rich-quick schemes; and Jessimae Peluso brings Yamaneika to tears—from laughter.

Moshe Kasher does the best victory dance ever; Clayton English and Moshe get real playing patty cake; and Natasha Leggero reveals two men in one from her past.

Noah Gardenswartz reveals why Santa never visits anyone on the panel; Liza Treyger counsels a guy with a stalking ex; and Yassir Lester spots a hip-hop superstar in the crowd.

Clayton English explains who needs some of their brother's "sauce"; Brad Williams breaks out the jerk impressions; and Vanessa Fraction knows what Brad does with a sombrero.

Thomas Dale puts a spell on Damien Lemon; Ali Kolbert knows what Thomas does to relax; Matthew Broussard reveals Ali's favorite board game.

Julian McCullough wants to build a wall; Jade Catta-Preta thinks about Julian's midsection; Matteo Lane knows all about a certain celebrity.

What Jessimae Peluso does in a confessional; the new magical STD Josh Wolf creates; what Amir K says to make Jessimae walk off stage.

Michelle Buteau knows exactly what millennials say, Cipha Sounds has a surprising favorite dance move, and Shane Torres explains what makes Cipha different from other DJs.

Amir K would rather suck as a realtor; Brad Williams gets Amish people to worship him; Mark Normand nearly gets the show cancelled.

Jessimae Peluso does an impression of God; Matteo Lane has sage advice for when life gives you chicken heads; and Josh Wolf nails Matteo's celebrity look-a-like.

Pete Lee knows what not to do in the mafia but Sarah Tiana responds harshly to Pete's parenting proposal. Meanwhile, Sean Patton reveals a scary '80s trend that's making a comeback.

What Josh Wolf's dad calls the Constitution; why Shane Torres wants to be a news reporter; and what Gina Yashere use to make Shane laugh.

Amir K knows what not to say on April Fools' Day; Dave Hill's cold medication takes its toll; Julian McCullough "branches out" with pun-based comedy.

Clayton English knows Mo Mandel's hidden skills; Sarah Tiana reveals Clayton's favorite superhero; and Mo plays trivial pursuit.

Ms. Pat knows exactly what a poor kid's Halloween costume looks like; Noah Gardenswartz explains what gave Ms. Pat a concussion; Vlad Caamaño reveals how Noah checks his spelling.