Season 1
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Mar 27, 2019
The vampires prepare for a visit from Baron Afanas from the Old World, and Guillermo assumes that his 10th anniversary celebration as a familiar is part of the party. Nadja believes that a modern man is the incarnation of her decapitated lover Gregor.
Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Apr 3, 2019
The vampires try to work out how to conquer the New World, and Colin suggests that they start with the Staten Island city council. Nadja goes her own way and seduces Jenna.
Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Apr 10, 2019
The werewolves of Staten Island launch an attack on Laszlo's vulva topiaries, threatening the age-old truce between werewolves and vampires. Colin discovers that an advanced form of energy vampire has taken up residence in his office.
Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Apr 17, 2019
The vampires travel to a club in Manhattan to form an alliance with Simon the Devious, a fellow vampire who came over with them from the Old World.
Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Apr 24, 2019
When Laszlo in his bat form is captured by Animal Control, the others go to rescue him... except Nadja, who seeks out the current reincarnation of her former lover Gregor.
Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: May 1, 2019
Afanas wants to see the New World that he wants the vampires to conquer, so they go out clubbing.
Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: May 8, 2019
The Vampiric Council assembles to determine who killed Afanas. Colin buys an umbrella, and Guillermo meets some fellow familiars.
Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: May 15, 2019
Nandor learns that his home nation was destroyed in 1401 and sets out to become an American citizen. Nadja checks on Jenna and teaches her how to embrace her new vampiric nature.
Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: May 22, 2019
The vampires are chosen to host the biannual vampire orgy, and worry that it may not be successful. Nandor hungers after Guillermo's friend, and Laszlo is disappointed that Nadja finds his pornos boring.
Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: May 29, 2019
Guillermo runs a DNA test on Nandor and finds out that he has a descendant living in Staten Island. Nadja calls to her lost love Gregor... and his current incarnation, Jeff, comes looking for her.
Season 2
Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Apr 15, 2020
Nadja and Laszlo's new familiar poses problems for an increasingly anxious Guillermo, and the vampires enlist the services of a local necromancer.
Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Apr 15, 2020
The vampires hold a seance to deal with a ghost infestation, which leads to a larger ghost infestation.
Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Apr 22, 2020
The vampires attend their first human Super Bowl party, while Guillermo's search for virgins uncovers a deadly threat.
Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Apr 29, 2020
While the vampires fear they've been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.
Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: May 6, 2020
Colin Robinson gets promoted at work and his new power threatens the balance of power in the vampire house.
Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: May 13, 2020
After a vengeful enemy from the past appears without warning, Laszlo flees his home and goes into hiding to avoid certain death.
Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: May 20, 2020
The vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who's down on his luck.
Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: May 27, 2020
Nandor's old familiar from the 1970s returns to Staten Island, Guillermo leaves to serve a new master, and Nadja and Lazslo revive their musical act.
Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Jun 3, 2020
When Nandor and Laszlo are abducted by a coven of witches, the others must venture Brooklyn to rescue them.
Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Jun 10, 2020
The vampires try to survive without Guillermo, while they prepare to attend the most exclusive event on the vampiric social calendar.
Season 3
Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Sep 2, 2021
Guillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.
Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Sep 2, 2021
A forbidden artifact is used to help Nandor court a health club employee.
Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Sep 9, 2021
An old flame returns and an ancient vehicle is resurrected.
Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Sep 16, 2021
The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.
Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Sep 23, 2021
Justice is served, both vampirically and also in small claims court.
Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Sep 30, 2021
An ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.
Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Oct 7, 2021
Two travelers are shipwrecked and a doll runs away from home.
Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Oct 14, 2021
Nandor is persuaded to reject vampirism and pursue a healthier lifestyle.
Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: Oct 21, 2021
Colin has a birthday and a vampire says goodbye.
Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: Oct 28, 2021
The housemates grieve the loss of one of their own.
Season 4
Episode: 4x01 | Airdate: Jul 12, 2022
The vampires return from their world travels to find their mansion on the verge of collapse, and a freakish new creature in the house.
Episode: 4x02 | Airdate: Jul 12, 2022
Nandor's search for love is finally successful, and Nadja realizes her lifelong ambition of opening a vampire nightclub.
Episode: 4x03 | Airdate: Jul 19, 2022
Opening night of Nadja's vampire nightclub is threatened when the big musical guest cancels.
Episode: 4x04 | Airdate: Jul 26, 2022
The vampires take a trip to the secret Night Market, where all the supernatural creatures gather to barter and haggle.
Episode: 4x05 | Airdate: Aug 2, 2022
The vampires endure the private school admissions interview process.
Episode: 4x06 | Airdate: Aug 9, 2022
Guillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding.
Episode: 4x07 | Airdate: Aug 16, 2022
Nandor and Laszlo air out their differences on a hunting trip at an isolated cabin, Nadja has a girls' night, and Guillermo reconnects with his family for the first time in twelve years.
Episode: 4x08 | Airdate: Aug 23, 2022
The mansion gets a makeover.
Episode: 4x09 | Airdate: Aug 30, 2022
Guillermo has a visitor from overseas.
Episode: 4x10 | Airdate: Sep 6, 2022
Baby Colin reaches that awkward age.
Season 5
Episode: 5x01 | Airdate: Jul 13, 2023
The vampires discover the mall.
Episode: 5x02 | Airdate: Jul 13, 2023
Nandor and Laszlo have a night out with Sean and his friends while Nadja discovers the source of her bad luck.
Episode: 5x03 | Airdate: Jul 20, 2023
The vampires help Sean host a Pride parade. Nadja helps her doll achieve a long-held dream.
Episode: 5x04 | Airdate: Jul 27, 2023
Colin runs for office, Nandor makes a new friend and Nadja reconnects with her roots.
Episode: 5x05 | Airdate: Aug 3, 2023
Coverage of a local water main break brings unwanted attention to the vampires.
Episode: 5x06 | Airdate: Aug 10, 2023
When Guillermo is injured, Nadja takes him to Urgent Care. Colin has trouble feeding.
Episode: 5x07 | Airdate: Aug 17, 2023
Nadja gives back to her community. Laszlo's experiments have some unexpected results.
Episode: 5x08 | Airdate: Aug 24, 2023
A roast held in Laszlo's honor reveals dark secrets.
Episode: 5x09 | Airdate: Aug 31, 2023
The housemates are invited for a weekend away at the home of a mysterious, illustrious vampire.
Episode: 5x10 | Airdate: Aug 31, 2023
The vampires search for a missing Guillermo.