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Children Ruin Everything - Episode Guide

Season 1

Meals

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Jan 12, 2022

Meals

James and Astrid try to have a nice family dinner to celebrate a special occasion, but their young children make it challenging.

Bodies

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Jan 19, 2022

Bodies

Pressured to not look like a dad for an upcoming work event, James takes his kids out on a shopping trip.

Intimacy

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Jan 26, 2022

Intimacy

James and Astrid attempt to get some alone time, but the kids keep getting in the way. Meanwhile, Dawn and Bo renew their vows.

Truth

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Feb 2, 2022

Truth

While Astrid is away on a business trip, James struggles to keep the Tooth Fairy tradition alive.

Sick Days

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Feb 9, 2022

Sick Days

Despite getting sick, Astrid and James have to organize a kids birthday party and Felix seems to be growing up faster than Astrid thought.


 

Road Trips

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Feb 16, 2022

Road Trips

As they race against time, The Berneys struggle to survive a chaotic road trip to Manitoulin Island.

Death

Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Feb 23, 2022

Death

Following a brush with death, James and Astrid realize they need to make a death plan, including finding legal guardians for Felix and Viv.

Space

Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Mar 2, 2022

Space

On the season finale, frustrated over their cluttered home full of kids' stuff, James and Astrid decide to purge.

Season 2

Sleep

Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Sep 19, 2022

Sleep

With a new baby refusing to sleep and a return to the office looming for Astrid, she and James consider desperate measures.

Friends

Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Sep 26, 2022

Friends

Feeling like parenthood has eroded her friendships, Astrid jumps at a playdate, and James attempts to keep his own commitments.

Dignity

Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Oct 3, 2022

Dignity

Astrid tries to reconnect with her younger colleagues, while James struggles to follow the urologist's orders after a surgery.

Screen Time

Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Oct 10, 2022

Screen Time

Astrid and James impose a family screen ban, but getting work done while following their own rules proves harder than expected.

Privacy

Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Oct 17, 2022

Privacy

As Astrid and Dawn try to discover what their mom is hiding from them, James recruits family members to help pitch a new product at work.

Fairness

Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Oct 24, 2022

Fairness

Nisha announces her retirement from being default babysitter, while an opportunity at James' work causes a rift between their kids.

Identity

Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Nov 7, 2022

Identity

As their kids start to define who they are, Astrid and James must navigate how their own pasts shape what they pass down to their children.

Each Other

Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Nov 14, 2022

Each Other

When their son Felix's best friend moves away, Astrid and James try and help Felix make a new friend, but a sleepover soon has them questioning if Felix's potential new bestie might be a bad influence on their son.

Teamwork

Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Nov 28, 2022

Teamwork

As Astrid and James prepare to celebrate a special occasion, their ‘hook-up-aversary', all that stands between them and a much-needed night together is getting their kids to bed. From a pillow fight turned too rough to a baby that will not sleep, their simple plan of re-watching the bad movie that first brought them together is thrown into jeopardy. When Astrid's sister's husband, Bo, shows up at their door following a fight with his wife, it quickly becomes clear that this hook-up-aversary will not be anything like they planned.

Me Time

Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Dec 5, 2022

Me Time

Running an errand, Astrid gets some much-needed alone time, but she might be on borrowed time before the chaos of her house finds her.

Money

Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Jan 9, 2023

Money

When an unexpected expense puts Astrid and James over their budget, they must attempt to tighten their belts while still keeping a promise.

Weekends

Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Jan 23, 2023

Weekends

With their lives getting increasing hectic, Astrid and James decide a family daytrip might be the thing that will help them all reconnect.

Arguments

Episode: 2x13 | Airdate: Jan 30, 2023

Arguments

Reaching a tipping point, Astrid and James need to vent about their growing list of grievances toward one another.

Expectations

Episode: 2x14 | Airdate: Feb 6, 2023

Expectations

A new house means new beginnings, but to have the fresh start they envision, Astrid and James will have to confront both their families.

Momentum

Episode: 2x15 | Airdate: Feb 13, 2023

Momentum

As they desperately attempt to get out of their house for the day, Astrid and James are forced to confront Viv's fear of change.

Parenting

Episode: 2x16 | Airdate: Feb 20, 2023

Parenting

When Astrid and James get called in to school, they find themselves wrestling with their competing philosophies on raising their kids.

Season 3

Therapy

Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Sep 27, 2023

Therapy

Astrid and James wrestle with differing opinions on how to move forward with an important decision affecting Viv.

Consequences

Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Oct 4, 2023

Consequences

After Felix and Viv slack on their chores and get caught in a lie, Astrid and James realize their discipline style can use a little work.

Confidence

Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Oct 11, 2023

Confidence

When Astrid has to give a presentation to the World Cup Committee, her confidence falls after the kids ridicule her during a practice run.

Talking

Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Oct 18, 2023

Talking

Clothes

Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Oct 25, 2023

Clothes

After Felix shrinks all his clothes, Astrid and James are forced to buy him a new wardrobe but shopping for clothes isn't so easy.

Babysitters

Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Nov 1, 2023

Babysitters

When Astrid and James are able to book Jeffrey, the babysitter of their dreams, Viv's crush on him threatens to ruin everything.

Spontaneity

Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Nov 8, 2023

Spontaneity

After hearing about Dawn's spontaneous trip, Astrid is set on being spontaneous herself, even if that means playing hooky from her duties.

Hangovers

Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Nov 15, 2023

Hangovers

Astrid and James think they've planned the perfect hangover day, but the kids, the neighbours and a bad internet connection have other plans

Leaving the House

Episode: 3x09 | Airdate: Nov 22, 2023

Leaving the House

After Astrid and James are consistently late for meetings with the school counsellor, Astrid is determined to get Viv to school on time.

Careers

Episode: 3x10 | Airdate: Nov 29, 2023

Careers

After an unexpected change at Gero's, James tries to busy himself with fixing a broken toilet. Astrid thinks she's due for a raise.

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