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Spreadsheet - Episode Guide

Season 1

Condoms & Cornichons

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2021 (27 min)

Condoms & Cornichons

Lauren is having a great time enjoying the spoils of the dating apps - but then she finds out first-hand about the Anti-Hoon laws in Melbourne and a string of coincidences and consequences leave her a little bit speechless.

Whose Dick is This?

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2021 (24 min)

Whose Dick is This?

Lauren receives a rather questionable and anonymous picture... and sets out on a mission with Alex to discover the culprit - leading to a series of technological mishaps and backfires.

Lipstick & Nits

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2021 (24 min)

Lipstick & Nits

Lauren sleeps with a narcissist who turns out to have more than one complication to his name, and as she struggles with the consequences, she's also faced with more than one new arrival to her split-family dynamic.

Three Shags & Call Me Christ

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2021 (24 min)

Three Shags & Call Me Christ

Lauren jumps in for a penny and learns first-hand about the "Three Shag Rule" and its surprising repercussions, whilst trying to secure a 'respectable' date for the work event she forgot about.

Banjos & Dirty Duck

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2021 (24 min)

Banjos & Dirty Duck

Lauren's confronted with a bit more than she anticipated during a steamy date, but she isn't the only one who will be dealing with a dose of humiliation by the end of the week.

Where is this Sex Party?

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2021 (23 min)

Where is this Sex Party?

Lauren makes a repeat mistake and decides to shake it off in a slightly unconventional way... but she didn't bargain for some unexpected visitors and a series of stressful delays getting in her way.

Rockstars & Clutterjunk

Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2021 (24 min)

Rockstars & Clutterjunk

Lauren has a messy work-night out and is forced to face the reality of just exactly what a split household means - her cumulative hangover really peaks when Alex gives her some shocking news.

Crossed Wires & Cuckoo Clocks

Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Oct 20, 2021 (24 min)

Crossed Wires & Cuckoo Clocks

Lauren says goodbye to her parents and finds out about an unfortunate file being shared at work. On top of that, she has to deal with some confronting home truths.

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