Pilot (a.k.a. Fish Out of Water)
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Aug 27, 1989
Ted and Linda both suck up to the boss on a fishing trip; Laura lands a job catering for Juan Verdez Real Estate.
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Aug 27, 1989
Ted and Linda both suck up to the boss on a fishing trip; Laura lands a job catering for Juan Verdez Real Estate.
Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Sep 3, 1989
Mr. Green becomes sick of Ted and Linda's continuous quarrels, so he sends them to a marriage counselor.
Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Sep 10, 1989
Laura's marriage to Ben ended, so she decides to become a realtor. Also, new boss Roger McSwain notices a large discrepancy in the books and grills the staff to find the embezzler.
Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Sep 17, 1989
Mr. McSwain threatens to fire Laura if she doesn't unload a house, so Linda and Ted intervene to ensure her first sale.
Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Sep 24, 1989
Richard and Linda are fighting, so Ted and Laura trick them into going to a hotel in hopes that the quarreling couple will reconcile.
Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Oct 1, 1989
When Ted and Linda go into the remote woods to assess a dome house, they wind up stranded with a bear at the door.
Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Oct 8, 1989
When the staff gets physical examinations, Linda decides to play a prank on Ted by switching his medical records.
Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Oct 22, 1989
Ted's domineering mother arrives and assumes he's married to Linda, who reluctantly agrees to partake in the ruse.
Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Oct 29, 1989
After six months of house hunting, Dave becomes fed up with Ted and turns to Linda to find him a home. Meanwhile, Margo finally loses her virginity.
Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: Nov 5, 1989
Laura discovers Ted's creepy new client is a maniac who murders pushy real estate agents.
Episode: 1x11 | Airdate: Nov 12, 1989
When the gang heads to Las Vegas for a real estate convention, Margo masquerades as a princess, Mr. McSwain schmoozes with showgirls, Laura gets hooked on the slot machines, Linda and Richard flaunt their wealth, and Ted temporarily becomes a high roller but loses it all.
Episode: 1x12 | Airdate: Nov 19, 1989
To evade an angry casino owner, Ted, Linda, and Richard dress up like Las Vegas showgirls.
Episode: 1x13 | Airdate: Nov 26, 1989
Everyone is eager to host the firm's new TV show, but Linda is particularly miffed when Mr. McSwain gives the job to Geneva.
Episode: 1x14 | Airdate: Jan 7, 1990
Margo's coworkers reluctantly offer support when her beloved cat dies, which includes not only a funeral but a seance.
Episode: 1x15 | Airdate: Jan 14, 1990
Linda, Laura, and Margo learn that Mr. McSwain's new fiancée has made a habit of marrying men for their money.
Episode: 1x16 | Airdate: Feb 4, 1990
Ted's the only one who knows that Richard left Linda for a stewardess named Pippy, so he tries to prevent her from making a fool of herself at her anniversary party.
Episode: 1x17 | Airdate: Feb 11, 1990
No one has the nerve to tell Mr. McSwain that his visiting daughter is an out of control nymphomaniac.
Episode: 1x18 | Airdate: Feb 18, 1990
The ladies find themselves on-board a cruise for mourners, so they try to spin the situation. Meanwhile, Ted is tortured by his nemesis at a war games weekend.
Episode: 1x19 | Airdate: Feb 25, 1990
Ted becomes jealous when Linda starts dating an attractive, immature young man.
Episode: 1x20 | Airdate: Mar 18, 1990
Margo's slick brother arrives to con her coworkers, but he unknowingly makes his own sister one of his marks.
Episode: 1x21 | Airdate: Apr 1, 1990
When McSwain hires a teenager, the staff initially thinks it's a joke, but they soon realize that the boy's a legitimate threat.
Episode: 1x22 | Airdate: Apr 8, 1990
Ted becomes jealous believing Evan is dating Linda, but in reality, she's being courted for a business partnership.
Episode: 1x23 | Airdate: Apr 29, 1990
Ted's 10th anniversary celebration turns into a wake when his plane vanishes.
Episode: 1x24 | Airdate: May 6, 1990
Scott's birthday party is teeming with celebrity impersonators. Ted and Linda pursue a romance.