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Appearances
McHale's Navy
Main cast, played by Gavin MacLeod
- Episode 1x01: An Ensign for McHale (Oct 11, 1962)
- Episode 1x02: A Purple Heart for Gruber (Oct 18, 1962)
- Episode 1x03: McHale and His Seven Cupids (Oct 25, 1962)
- Episode 1x04: PT 73, Where Are You? (Nov 1, 1962)
- Episode 1x05: Movies Are Your Best Diversion (Nov 8, 1962)
- Episode 1x06: Operation Wedding Party (Nov 15, 1962)
- Episode 1x07: Who Do the Voodoo? (Nov 22, 1962)
- Episode 1x08: Three Girls on an Island (Nov 29, 1962)
- Episode 1x09: McHale's Paradise Motel (Dec 6, 1962)
- Episode 1x10: The Battle of McHale's Island (Dec 20, 1962)
- Episode 1x11: The Day They Captured Santa Claus (Dec 27, 1962)
- Episode 1x12: Beauty and the Beast (Jan 3, 1963)
- Episode 1x13: The Captain's Mission (Jan 10, 1963)
- Episode 1x14: Send Us a Hero (Jan 17, 1963)
- Episode 1x15: The Captain Steals a Cook (Jan 24, 1963)
- Episode 1x16: The Ensign Gets a Zero (Jan 31, 1963)
- Episode 1x17: The Big Raffle (Feb 7, 1963)
- Episode 1x18: One of Our Engines is Missing (Feb 14, 1963)
- Episode 1x19: The Natives Get Restless (Feb 21, 1963)
- Episode 1x20: The Confidence Game (Feb 28, 1963)
- Episode 1x21: Six Pounds from Paradise (Mar 7, 1963)
- Episode 1x22: Washing Machine Charlie (Mar 14, 1963)
- Episode 1x23: Nippon Nancy Calling (Mar 21, 1963)
- Episode 1x24: One Enchanted Weekend (Mar 28, 1963)
- Episode 1x25: The Mothers of PT 73 (Apr 4, 1963)
- Episode 1x26: H.M.S. 73 (Apr 11, 1963)
- Episode 1x27: A Wreath for McHale (Apr 18, 1963)
- Episode 1x28: Portrait of a Peerless Leader (Apr 25, 1963)
- Episode 1x29: Instant Democracy (May 2, 1963)
- Episode 1x30: Camera, Action, Panic (May 9, 1963)
- Episode 1x31: Alias Captain Binghamton (May 16, 1963)
- Episode 1x32: Parents Anonymous (May 23, 1963)
- Episode 1x33: McHale's Millions (May 30, 1963)
- Episode 1x34: The Hillbillies of PT 73 (Jun 6, 1963)
- Episode 1x35: The Monster of McHale's Island (Jun 13, 1963)
- Episode 1x36: Uncle Admiral (Jun 27, 1963)
- Episode 2x01: The Day the War Stood Still (Sep 17, 1963)
- Episode 2x02: The Binghamton Murder Plot (Sep 24, 1963)
- Episode 2x03: McHale and His Schweinhunds (Oct 1, 1963)
- Episode 2x04: Is There a Doctor in the Hut? (Oct 8, 1963)
- Episode 2x05: To Binghamton with Love (Oct 15, 1963)
- Episode 2x06: Have Kimono, Will Travel (Oct 22, 1963)
- Episode 2x07: Today I Am a Man! (Oct 29, 1963)
- Episode 2x08: Jolly Wally (Nov 5, 1963)
- Episode 2x09: Scuttlebutt (Nov 12, 1963)
- Episode 2x10: The August Teahouse of Quint McHale (Nov 19, 1963)
- Episode 2x11: French Leave for McHale (Nov 26, 1963)
- Episode 2x12: The Happy Sleepwalker (Dec 3, 1963)
- Episode 2x13: A Letter for Fuji (Dec 10, 1963)
- Episode 2x14: My Ensign, the Lawyer (Dec 17, 1963)
- Episode 2x15: Orange Blossoms for McHale (Dec 24, 1963)
- Episode 2x16: The Creature from McHale's Lagoon (Dec 31, 1963)
- Episode 2x17: A Medal for Parker (Jan 7, 1964)
- Episode 2x18: The Balloon Goes Up (Jan 14, 1964)
- Episode 2x19: Who'll Buy My Sarongs? (Jan 21, 1964)
- Episode 2x20: Evil-Eye Parker (Jan 28, 1964)
- Episode 2x21: The Great Impersonation (Feb 4, 1964)
- Episode 2x22: Urulu's Paradise West (Feb 11, 1964)
- Episode 2x23: Dear Diary (Feb 18, 1964)
- Episode 2x24: Babette Go Home (Feb 25, 1964)
- Episode 2x25: The Novocain Mutiny (Mar 3, 1964)
- Episode 2x26: Stars Over Taratupa (Mar 10, 1964)
- Episode 2x27: Comrades of PT 73 (Mar 17, 1964)
- Episode 2x28: The Return of Big Frenchy (Mar 24, 1964)
- Episode 2x29: Alias PT 73 (Mar 31, 1964)
- Episode 2x30: The Rage of Taratupa (Apr 7, 1964)
- Episode 2x31: Ensign Parker, E.S.P. (Apr 14, 1964)
- Episode 2x32: The McHale Mob (Apr 21, 1964)
- Episode 2x33: Carpenter in Command (Apr 28, 1964)
- Episode 2x34: Marryin' Chuck (May 5, 1964)
- Episode 2x35: The Dart Gun Wedding (May 12, 1964)
- Episode 2x36: A Da-Da for Christy (May 19, 1964)
- Episode 3x05: McHale's Floating Harem (Oct 13, 1964)
- Episode 4x17: Fire in the Liquor Locker (Jan 4, 1966)