Johnny blames everyone but himself for his failure to be famous: his mother, his father, Dave Grohl, God, the entire decade of the 1990's - his list is almost endless. Of course, he doesn't really remember most of the 90's, having devoted his young brain cells to a 24/7/365 sex&drugs&rock&roll lifestyle. Now, at age 50, Johnny only sleeps with his longtime live-in girlfriend Ava, whom he loves almost as much as himself. And the drugs he really needs are not cocaine and marijuana, but Crestor, Cymbalta and Cialis. His talent is big. But so is his prostate. And his ego is bigger than both combined. He talks to God on a daily basis, if only to bitch about why He - or She (Johnny's playing it safe) - won't work things out and make Johnny Rock a household name. He would sell his soul to Satan if it meant gaining worldwide fame. Unfortunately, Satan has never made contact. In Johnny's world, that's about as good as it gets.
Appearances
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll
Main cast, played by Denis Leary
- Episode 1x01: Don't Wanna Die Anonymous (Jul 16, 2015)
- Episode 1x02: Clean Rockin Daddy (Jul 23, 2015)
- Episode 1x03: Lust for Life (Jul 30, 2015)
- Episode 1x04: What You Like Is In The Limo (Aug 6, 2015)
- Episode 1x05: Doctor Doctor (Aug 13, 2015)
- Episode 1x06: Tattoo You (Aug 20, 2015)
- Episode 1x07: Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews (Aug 27, 2015)
- Episode 1x08: Hard Out Here for a Pimp (Sep 3, 2015)
- Episode 1x09: Take My Picture by the Pool (Sep 10, 2015)
- Episode 2x01: All That Glitters Is Gold (Jun 30, 2016)
- Episode 2x02: Rebel Rebel (Jul 7, 2016)
- Episode 2x03: Cool for the Summer (Jul 14, 2016)
- Episode 2x04: Bad Blood (Jul 21, 2016)
- Episode 2x05: And She Was (Jul 28, 2016)
- Episode 2x06: Rock This Bitch Till the Wheels Fall Off (Aug 4, 2016)
- Episode 2x07: Tramps Like Us (Aug 11, 2016)
- Episode 2x08: Ghosts of Skibbereen (Aug 18, 2016)
- Episode 2x09: Rolling in the Deep (Aug 25, 2016)
- Episode 2x10: Bang Bang (Sep 1, 2016)