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Appearances
Two and a Half Men
Main cast, played by Ashton Kutcher
- Episode 9x01: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (Sep 19, 2011)
- Episode 9x02: People Who Love Peepholes (Sep 26, 2011)
- Episode 9x03: Big Girls Don't Throw Food (Oct 3, 2011)
- Episode 9x04: Nine Magic Fingers (Oct 10, 2011)
- Episode 9x05: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro (Oct 17, 2011)
- Episode 9x06: The Squat and the Hover (Oct 24, 2011)
- Episode 9x07: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets (Oct 31, 2011)
- Episode 9x08: Thank You for the Intercourse (Nov 7, 2011)
- Episode 9x09: Frodo's Headshots (Nov 14, 2011)
- Episode 9x10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes (Nov 21, 2011)
- Episode 9x11: What a Lovely Landing Strip (Dec 5, 2011)
- Episode 9x12: One False Move, Zimbabwe! (Dec 12, 2011)
- Episode 9x13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion (Jan 2, 2012)
- Episode 9x14: A Possum on Chemo (Jan 16, 2012)
- Episode 9x15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack (Feb 6, 2012)
- Episode 9x16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy (Feb 13, 2012)
- Episode 9x17: Not in My Mouth! (Feb 20, 2012)
- Episode 9x18: The War Against Gingivitis (Feb 27, 2012)
- Episode 9x19: Palmdale, Ech (Mar 19, 2012)
- Episode 9x20: Grandma's Pie (Apr 9, 2012)
- Episode 9x21: Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' (Apr 16, 2012)
- Episode 9x22: Why We Gave Up Women (Apr 30, 2012)
- Episode 9x23: The Straw in My Donut Hole (May 7, 2012)
- Episode 9x24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! (May 14, 2012)
- Episode 10x01: I Changed My Mind About the Milk (Sep 27, 2012)
- Episode 10x02: A Big Bag of Dog (Oct 4, 2012)
- Episode 10x03: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt (Oct 11, 2012)
- Episode 10x04: You Do Know What the Lollipop's For (Oct 18, 2012)
- Episode 10x05: That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam (Oct 25, 2012)
- Episode 10x06: Ferrets, Attack! (Nov 1, 2012)
- Episode 10x07: Avoid the Chinese Mustard (Nov 8, 2012)
- Episode 10x08: Something My Gynecologist Said (Nov 15, 2012)
- Episode 10x09: I Scream When I Pee (Nov 29, 2012)
- Episode 10x10: One Nut Johnson (Dec 6, 2012)
- Episode 10x11: Give Santa a Tail-Hole (Dec 13, 2012)
- Episode 10x12: Welcome to Alancrest (Jan 3, 2013)
- Episode 10x13: Grab a Feather and Get in Line (Jan 10, 2013)
- Episode 10x14: Run, Steven Staven! Run! (Jan 31, 2013)
- Episode 10x15: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It (Feb 7, 2013)
- Episode 10x16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby (Feb 14, 2013)
- Episode 10x17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries (Feb 21, 2013)
- Episode 10x18: The 9:04 from Pemberton (Mar 7, 2013)
- Episode 10x19: Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon (Mar 14, 2013)
- Episode 10x20: Bazinga! That's from a TV Show (Apr 4, 2013)
- Episode 10x21: Another Night with Neil Diamond (Apr 25, 2013)
- Episode 10x22: My Bodacious Vidalia (May 2, 2013)
- Episode 10x23: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped (May 9, 2013)
- Episode 11x01: Nangnangnangnang (Sep 26, 2013)
- Episode 11x02: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball (Oct 3, 2013)
- Episode 11x03: This Unblessed Biscuit (Oct 10, 2013)
- Episode 11x04: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank (Oct 17, 2013)
- Episode 11x05: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 (Oct 24, 2013)
- Episode 11x06: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants (Nov 7, 2013)
- Episode 11x07: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie (Nov 14, 2013)
- Episode 11x08: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. (Nov 21, 2013)
- Episode 11x09: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer (Dec 5, 2013)
- Episode 11x10: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! (Dec 12, 2013)
- Episode 11x11: Tazed in the Lady Nuts (Jan 2, 2014)
- Episode 11x12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. (Jan 9, 2014)
- Episode 11x13: Bite Me, Supreme Court (Jan 30, 2014)
- Episode 11x14: Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe (Feb 6, 2014)
- Episode 11x15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin (Feb 27, 2014)
- Episode 11x16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper (Mar 6, 2014)
- Episode 11x17: Welcome Home, Jake (Mar 13, 2014)
- Episode 11x18: West Side Story (Apr 3, 2014)
- Episode 11x19: Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang (Apr 10, 2014)
- Episode 11x20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia (Apr 24, 2014)
- Episode 11x21: Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot (May 1, 2014)
- Episode 11x22: Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead (May 8, 2014)
- Episode 12x01: The Ol' Mexican Spinach (Oct 30, 2014)
- Episode 12x02: A Chic Bar in Ibiza (Nov 6, 2014)
- Episode 12x03: Glamping in a Yurt (Nov 13, 2014)
- Episode 12x04: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight (Nov 20, 2014)
- Episode 12x05: Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. (Nov 27, 2014)
- Episode 12x06: Alan Shot a Little Girl (Dec 4, 2014)
- Episode 12x07: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner (Dec 11, 2014)
- Episode 12x08: Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey (Dec 18, 2014)
- Episode 12x09: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey (Jan 8, 2015)
- Episode 12x10: Here I Come, Pants! (Jan 15, 2015)
- Episode 12x11: For Whom the Booty Calls (Jan 22, 2015)
- Episode 12x12: A Beer-Battered Rip-Off (Jan 29, 2015)
- Episode 12x13: Boompa Loved His Hookers (Feb 5, 2015)
- Episode 12x14: Don't Give a Monkey a Gun (Feb 12, 2015)
- Episode 12x15: Of Course He's Dead - Part One (Feb 19, 2015)
- Episode 12x16: Of Course He's Dead - Part Two (Feb 19, 2015)