Evelyn Harper - Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Main cast, played by Holland Taylor

Episode 1x01: Pilot (Sep 22, 2003)
Episode 1x03: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (Oct 6, 2003)
Episode 1x06: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? (Oct 27, 2003)
Episode 1x09: Phase One, Complete (Nov 17, 2003)
Episode 1x10: Merry Thanksgiving (Nov 24, 2003)
Episode 1x11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (Dec 15, 2003)
Episode 1x13: Sarah Like Puny Alan (Jan 12, 2004)
Episode 1x14: I Can't Afford Hyenas (Feb 2, 2004)
Episode 1x17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats (Feb 23, 2004)
Episode 1x18: An Old Flame with a New Wick (Mar 1, 2004)
Episode 1x19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (Mar 22, 2004)
Episode 1x20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (Apr 19, 2004)
Episode 1x22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet (May 10, 2004)
Episode 1x23: Just Like Buffalo (May 17, 2004)
Episode 1x24: Can You Feel My Finger? (May 24, 2004)
Episode 2x02: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (Sep 27, 2004)
Episode 2x04: Go Get Mommy's Bra (Oct 11, 2004)
Episode 2x06: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance (Oct 25, 2004)
Episode 2x07: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana (Nov 8, 2004)
Episode 2x08: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (Nov 15, 2004)
Episode 2x14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts (Jan 31, 2005)
Episode 2x18: It was 'Mame,' Mom (Mar 7, 2005)
Episode 2x20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey (Apr 18, 2005)
Episode 2x21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On (May 2, 2005)
Episode 2x22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (May 9, 2005)
Episode 2x23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (May 16, 2005)
Episode 2x24: Does This Smell Funny to You? (May 23, 2005)
Episode 3x01: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts (Sep 19, 2005)
Episode 3x03: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark (Oct 3, 2005)
Episode 3x04: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs (Oct 10, 2005)
Episode 3x05: We Called It Mr. Pinky (Oct 17, 2005)
Episode 3x06: Hi, Mr. Horned One (Oct 24, 2005)
Episode 3x07: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop (Nov 7, 2005)
Episode 3x10: Something Salted and Twisted (Nov 28, 2005)
Episode 3x11: Santa's Village of the Damned (Dec 19, 2005)
Episode 3x13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium (Jan 23, 2006)
Episode 3x15: My Tongue Is Meat (Feb 27, 2006)
Episode 3x16: Ergo, the Booty Call (Mar 6, 2006)
Episode 3x17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser (Mar 13, 2006)
Episode 3x24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (May 22, 2006)
Episode 4x01: Working for Caligula (Sep 18, 2006)
Episode 4x03: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress (Oct 2, 2006)
Episode 4x06: Apologies for the Frivolity (Oct 23, 2006)
Episode 4x11: Walnuts and Demerol (Dec 11, 2006)
Episode 4x12: Castrating Sheep in Montana (Jan 8, 2007)
Episode 4x13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer (Jan 22, 2007)
Episode 4x17: I Merely Slept with a Commie (Feb 26, 2007)
Episode 4x24: Prostitutes and Gelato (May 14, 2007)
Episode 5x02: Media Room Slash Dungeon (Oct 1, 2007)
Episode 5x05: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat (Oct 22, 2007)
Episode 5x06: Help Daddy Find His Toenail (Oct 29, 2007)
Episode 5x07: Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room (Nov 5, 2007)
Episode 5x09: Tight's Good (Nov 19, 2007)
Episode 5x12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh (Mar 24, 2008)
Episode 5x16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty (Apr 28, 2008)
Episode 5x17: Fish in a Drawer (May 5, 2008)
Episode 5x19: Waiting for the Right Snapper (May 19, 2008)
Episode 6x01: Taterhead Is Our Love Child (Sep 22, 2008)
Episode 6x02: Pie Hole, Herb (Sep 29, 2008)
Episode 6x09: The Mooch at the Boo (Nov 24, 2008)
Episode 6x10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited (Dec 8, 2008)
Episode 6x11: The Devil's Lube (Dec 15, 2008)
Episode 6x14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie (Feb 2, 2009)
Episode 6x20: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau (Apr 13, 2009)
Episode 7x02: Whipped Unto the Third Generation (Sep 28, 2009)
Episode 7x04: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator (Oct 12, 2009)
Episode 7x06: Give Me Your Thumb (Nov 2, 2009)
Episode 7x07: Untainted by Filth (Nov 9, 2009)
Episode 7x10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room (Dec 7, 2009)
Episode 7x11: Warning, It's Dirty (Dec 14, 2009)
Episode 7x14: Crude and Uncalled For (Feb 1, 2010)
Episode 7x15: Aye, Aye, Captain (Feb 8, 2010)
Episode 7x16: Tinkle Like a Princess (Mar 1, 2010)
Episode 7x21: Gumby with a Pokey (May 17, 2010)
Episode 8x03: A Pudding-Filled Cactus (Oct 4, 2010)
Episode 8x05: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel (Oct 18, 2010)
Episode 8x07: The Crazy Bitch Gazette (Nov 1, 2010)
Episode 8x08: Springtime on a Stick (Nov 8, 2010)
Episode 8x10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop (Nov 22, 2010)
Episode 8x15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak (Feb 7, 2011)
Episode 9x01: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (Sep 19, 2011)
Episode 9x02: People Who Love Peepholes (Sep 26, 2011)
Episode 9x07: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets (Oct 31, 2011)
Episode 9x09: Frodo's Headshots (Nov 14, 2011)
Episode 9x19: Palmdale, Ech (Mar 19, 2012)
Episode 9x20: Grandma's Pie (Apr 9, 2012)
Episode 9x22: Why We Gave Up Women (Apr 30, 2012)
Episode 9x23: The Straw in My Donut Hole (May 7, 2012)
Episode 9x24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! (May 14, 2012)
Episode 10x01: I Changed My Mind About the Milk (Sep 27, 2012)
Episode 11x01: Nangnangnangnang (Sep 26, 2013)
Episode 11x02: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball (Oct 3, 2013)
Episode 11x13: Bite Me, Supreme Court (Jan 30, 2014)
Episode 11x22: Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead (May 8, 2014)
Episode 12x02: A Chic Bar in Ibiza (Nov 6, 2014)
Episode 12x08: Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey (Dec 18, 2014)
Episode 12x15: Of Course He's Dead - Part One (Feb 19, 2015)
Episode 12x16: Of Course He's Dead - Part Two (Feb 19, 2015)