Special Guest Stars Spalding Gray as Dr. Miller Guest Stars Renée Taylor as Sylvia Fine Rachel Chagall as Valerie "Val" Toriello Ann Morgan Guilbert as Yetta Rosenberg Stanley Kamel as Condo Representative Brook Lee as Herself (Brook Lee (Miss USA)) Alicia Machado as Miss Universe Co Starring Bobby Ramsen as Yetta's Date Kristin Birch as Pageant Official