Guest Stars Gary Coleman as Arnold Jackson Kristian Alfonso as Woman Dirk Benedict as Templeton 'Faceman' Peck Sid Haig as Thug LaWanda Page as Aunt Esther Anderson Rod McCary as M.C. Bill Wiley as Underling 2 Barbara Billingsley as June Cleaver Shawn Weatherly as Beauty Pageant Contestant Richard Simmons as Richard Simmons Sydney Lassick as Walter Poindexter Leann Hunley as Woman 2 Charlie Dell as Salesman Jake Steinfeld as The Hulk Jeff B. Cohen as Ralph David Stone as Maheshwara Clara Peller as Old Lady (from Where's the beef? commercial) Jim Lange as Jim Lange Steve Liebman as Underling Eve Smith as Old Woman Jocko Marcellino as Thug 2 Lyle Alzado as Lyle Alzado Philip Bruns as Mr. Beasley Ed McMahon as Ed McMahon Nancy Parsons as Grendel Uncredited Tom Willett as Man From Future Steven Ameche as Punk Rocker Geoff Vanderstock as Man Wearing Blonde Wig