Special Guest Stars Bobby Van as Monty Burns Guest Stars Anne Francis as Lola Flynn William Lanteau as Colonel Flint Dick Van Patten as Jack Wood Co Starring Lindsay Bloom as Tina Anne-Marie Martin as June April Tatro as Betty Lou Wayne Grace as Captain Jenifer Shaw as Susan Christa Helm as Rita Paulette Breen as Mitzie Linda Carpenter as Betsy Derna Wylde as Rosalie Henry Deas as Stagehand Bill Adler as Sentry John David Yarborough as Lieutenant