Guest Stars Bonita Friedericy as Brigadier General Diane Beckman Tony Hale as Emmett Milbarge Patricia Rae as Bolonia Jennifer Jalene as "Smooth" Lau Jenny McCarthy as Sylvia Arculin Andy Richter as Brad Co Starring Mel Fair as TV Reporter Jack Yang as Jason Wang Andy Pessoa as Young Morgan Brian Thompson as Cliff Darren Keefe as Yeager Alison Simpson as Vanessa Tyler Foden as Chunky Kid