Guest Stars Usman Ally as Hook-Handed Man Matty Cardarople as Henchperson of Indetermined Gender Nathan Fillion as Jacques Snicket Patrick Breen as Larry Your-Waiter Sara Rue as Olivia Caliban Robbie Amell as Kevin Bonnie Morgan as Colette Kevin Cahoon as Hugo David Burtka as Mr. Willums Co Starring Jacqueline Robbins as White Faced Woman #1 Joyce Robbins as White Faced Woman #2 John DeSantis as Bald Man B.J. Harrison as Mrs. Bass Malcolm Stewart as Mr. Remora Jill Morrison as Mrs. Willums Harper Burtka-Harris as Little Trixie Willums Gideon Burtka-Harris as Skip Willums Uncredited Allison Williams as Kit Snicket