Guest Stars Aasha Davis as Various Characters Maria Blasucci as Various Characters Michael Coleman as Various Characters Mort Burke as Various Characters J.T. Palmer as Various Characters Bennie Arthur as Various Characters Craig Cackowski as Various Characters Greg Tuculescu as Various Characters Alison Rich as Herself (Narrator) Anais Fairweather as Herself (Narrator) Drew Droege as Himself (Narrator) Kirby Howell-Baptiste as Herself (Guest Host) Alison Brie as Thea Spyer Josh Hartnett as Joachim Neumann Missi Pyle as Christa Gruhle Sugar Lyn Beard as Edie Windsor Paul Rust as John Wojtowicz Amanda Lund as Roberta Kaplan Trace Lysette as Elizabeth Eden Uncredited Mika Shepherd as German Engineering Student